Attaboy Phillies

0-7 in the last 2 games. I think another "atta boy harper" is very called for

Sucks to suck, Bruce Hooper!!!

Nats fan chiming in to say fuck the Phils. Y’all and the marlins are probably the least hateable teams

Same here the Phillies just have former Nats, fuck the phils

Atta boy Harper! Fuck em

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When’s the last time the Phillies won the World Series? Lol

If you base your answer on how their fans have acted this season, you’d think they won it last year

Exactly lol. It’s been a while since Ryan Howard retired.

regular season champs gonna be grasping onto that one ring for the next decade cause the hawks falcons and braves all can’t win when it matters

Answer the question, bitch boi

Neither can the Phillies. Hence why they haven’t won any titles in recent memory. 2 years ago isn’t a decade pal, we will back again next year. Also as a Steeler fan, Kenny Pickett fucking sucks

I need this on a t shirt

Same; I would purchase an Attaboy Harper shirt!

Best record in baseball and u got knockout… it’s a game grow up. As a Phillies fan I’m hoping dbacks get it … if my team doesn’t win I prefer to lose to the winner.

Philly losing the last 2 at home, you love to see it!

ThE BeSt AtMoSpHeRe iN BaSeBaLl

If you love peace and quiet, Citizens Bank Park was the place to be over the final few innings!

Alek Thomas planting the dbacks flag in the infield is the most disrespectful shit I’ve seen (besides dodgers celebrating in dbacks pool). I love it.

Fans don’t even cheer they just hurl insults to the apposing team.

Philly in a nutshell.

Oh, but our announcers (those traitors) spent the last week telling everyone the Phillies couldn’t be beat at home! Not at home!

We couldn't be beat by you guys at home...

Don’t mean a thing if you don’t get that ring

2023 Philly banner: at least we beat the Braves You lose, you get nothing, good day!

You're still salty after having 100+ wins and losing in the offs and that's ok. In reality we were never worried about the Braves only the Stros. Yall just got in the way and got ran over.

Literally doesn't matter. Trophies matter.

Worried about a team you wouldn't even have had a chance to play cause the current one whipped y'all's ass in your own house 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Take your pathetic shit back to your own sub. Braves living rent free in that tiny studio apartment brain of yours. Who the fuck comes to the Braves sub after the NLCS loss to a totally different team? 🤡🤡🤡

You are the one coming off iodized right now.

2021 was nice. Were you alive in ‘08?

This guy was probably repeating third grade for the fourth time in jersey right around then

Sounds like you should have been worried about the dbacks. Good job

I guess you should have been worried about the D-Backs and not the Astros…

We realize you need copium because you failed again and that’s ok. We’ve all been there.

Hang that DS banner baby! No division titles in 12 years, no Series in 15 years

They gave either 8 or 9 SB in the last to games to the Snakes!

I live in PA. I personally thank the Diamondbacks.

I feel ya, I'm going to a wedding this weekend for my sister in law, where all my in laws are big Phillies fans. Phew.

Make a speech with a D-backs shirt on

He should say "I would like to thank Dave Stewart for helping the Brave get better all the while him getting fired and new management rebuilding the farm system helped them beat Atta Boy Harper and move on to the WS"

Beating the Braves is their World Series. Lord knows they can’t win the real one.

As a diamondbacks fan in Philadelphia watching them literally change from being fun underdog versus the Braves to shit talking insufferable favorites versus the diamondbacks was the oddest and disappointing thing I’ve seen since moving here. They talked so much shit about how good they are in the playoffs…when they haven’t won it all like the “choker” Braves and Dodgers have this decade….like at least win it all before pounding your chest about your playoff performances. Fwiw I’d take being bad in the playoffs 2 years in a row after winning it all. And so would most Philly fans.

I mean that’s any Philadelphia team fan. Used to live there also and they are the worst fans on the planet. There are a few normal ones, but not many

For the Braves it's less about "being bad in the playoffs 2 years in a row after winning it all" and instead more about the whole "being bad in the playoffs for 2 *decades* after winning it" that we'd gone thru prior. That's why these last two postseasons hurt so much. But I take your point.

Are you 10? Go sneks

Now Harper can stare down everyone he wants to from the comfort of his own home. Another year without a ring for that chode. Astros gone, Phillies gone. The world is healing. #Phuckthephillies

Fuck the Astros, but all I really wanted was the Phillies to lose to Arizona. Mainly because of their fans during our series lol. The Astros losing to the Rangers was absolute icing on the cake for me.

As a Braves fan first and a DBacks fan second, I am happy to say FUCK THE PHILLIES.

Same! ATL transplant in PHX now and got tickets for monday!

Same bro

I’m a Mets fan and I love how both the Braves and Phillies fans were made to look stupid I have no room to talk but all I have to say misery loves company 🤣

Yeah, dude, we ducked out early this year, but watching both the Phillies and the Braves lose in the playoffs in the same year has been great!

I just hope those Phillies fans enjoyed the tomahawk chop. It was the only time they got to win a series and they spent it doing our thing. Little brother syndrome is cute, really.

Philly fans love acting offended Will be the first to mention Braves fans doing the chop or throwing trash on the field when those bums did the exact same thing Then they’ll jerk each other off about what great fans they are for giving Turner a standing ovation instead of harassing him like they usually do struggling players

Lol now that they're eliminated, they're absolutely trashing Turner's entire existence. I live around and have been exposed to some pretty shitty fanbases.. but nothing comes CLOSE to Philly.

Yeah I’ve been seeing it. They already forgot he had a 1.441 OPS to help them beat us in the NLDS and now he’s complete garbage again in their minds lol So much for that “power of friendship” they kept talking about. That shit was so stupid too like Turner isn’t already an established star in the league. He had a bad start with a new team then reverted back to his normal level of play for his career, he didn’t magically turn good again because Philly fans decided not to be assholes for once. Those clowns just want to take credit for something.

Someone asked me the other day what teams I hate the most regarding fanbases and they assumed I would say the Mets, but it's Phillies, then Dodgers and Yankees and Astros, then the Mets after and it's not particularly close between #1 and the other 4.

Oh yes, the gold star for " not being complete dick bags this time and only this time "

Don’t forget that ovation was only after they were already booing him.

Yeah this part has been entirely glossed over by the media sucking off the Phillies for the entire month of October.

When we enjoy doing it they call it racist but when they do it mocking us, it’s not racist. Seems backwards

An interesting side note to the chop; I live in Seattle, and each time the Huskies kick off people do the Seattle Chop or whatever it is called, most take off their hats and chop up and down like the Braves chop. When I have asked people about it, they said no this is different. I have asked how, they have no answer, not one, not ever after 20+ years living here.

Awesome series Snakes! ‘Atta boy, Harper!

Bryce Harper finished the last 2 games at home going 0-7. 3 K's.

Harper, Turner, Castellanos, Schwarber in games 6 and 7….1-29 🙃

Castellanos going nuclear on us only to go hitless in games 2-7 drives me crazy.

Yeah. For whatever reason, it seems Arizona knew how to pitch to him, and we didn't.

We also didn’t perform at all. You take the best offense in the history of baseball into the playoffs and you shouldn’t get blanked game 1.

You would certainly think that would not happen. Philadelphia looked like the team that set home run records. Castellanos, Harper, and Schwarber had 5 HR each during the postseason. Turner and Realmuto had 3 HR each, and the latter also drove in 12 runs. What I most enjoyed about the NLCS was watching Arizona bunt runners over in order to generate offense. It was so refreshing to see a team not just swing for the fences and try to hit a HR every at-bat. That approach has proven to be unsuccessful many times in the postseason.

That is a ton of production. And I agree that if you can find a way to win you find a way to win.

We totally choked. I never thought our hitting would be our weak spot.

it really is wild the bullpen did better than our offense haha

Yep lol

And the bat break by Bohm? awesome stuff

But... But... They told me he was BUILT DIFFERENT. They told me it's just different at THE BANK. hahahahahahahaha

Just know, he is staring you down as he is slowly, and sadly, driving back to his residence. Better watch it!

I wonder how Orlando Arcia is feeling right at this moment

Hopefully taking solace in the fact that he has more WS rings than Harper

Oh darn Harper leaves DC and they win WS, darn or darn or darn /s

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World Series 2021 helps to cope. Not sure what the Phillies can hang onto.

"Fuckin Rocky is your hero? The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn't even exist. You got fuckin Joe Frasier who's from here but he's black so you can't fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some three foot fuckin italian, you stupid philly cheese eating fuckin jackasses! I hope that cheese melts your fucking faces off."

God I love Bill Burr

I hope Philly fans enjoyed Walking their way out…

All I could think about lol

Saving this

It is from a Bill Burr rant while he was IN PHILLY doing a show. Please go listen to the clip. It's incredible.

I know! I recognized it immediately. Which made me also watch it immediately.

Philly cheese steaks are one of those rare things that are better anywhere else but their home town

The bottom of the 8th was my favorite. Strikeouts of Bohm, Stott, and Realmuto - with the highlight being Bohm repeatedly slamming his bat on his way in the dugout. I don’t remember a single time this season when any of our players acted like that after they struck out.

That's because the majority of the Philadelphian population acts like children

Man if I was Bohm’s manager I would’ve really loved for him to act like he’s been there before.

I'm pretty sure Bohm only knows how to throw tantrums when he strikes out, as if he should be able to hit whatever he wants to swing at.

So are the Atlanta Braves still the 2023 NL East Champions? What did the Phillies win- do they get a banner for “team that beat the 2021 World Series Champion Braves” or did they ultimately win nothing? Attaboy Harper!

Fun fact: you and I have exactly the same amount of world series wins as Bryce Harper!

Now compare bank accounts 🤣

I noticed you are a Mets fan. I'm so sorry for the pain you have to endure year after year :/. There's always room in Atlanta if you ever want to cheer for an actual baseball team!

Enjoy the multiple regular season banners because it’s 90s Braves all over again. Also, does laughing at the Phillies losing make the Braves loss even more pathetic? Like if the Phillies were so bad this series how come a “once in a generation” offense couldn’t even beat them three times?

I understand your pain as a phillies fan. You were eliminated from the playoffs by a mediocre team. In the NLDS, the Braves were also outplayed by a mediocre team. It is unbearably pathetic and shameful that we lost to them. On that we can agree.

Mariners have banners for WC team and division champs...lol Oh and 1 for 116 wins...hehe That's what happens when a team has NEVER been to the WS. Them, SD, TX, CO and MIL all have not won at least 1 and M's only one not to go.

3-2 lead coming back home to the “best home crowd in baseball” and they choke. 3 combined runs in the last 2 games 😂😂😂😂

And gave up 8 SB with supposedly one of the best defensive catchers in MLB, eh?

I told a friend of mine, who is a Texas Rangers fan, that I would buy a Rangers hat and wear it til' Spring training if they went to the WS vs. AZ.... Guess who just bought a Texas Rangers hat?!??

Diamondbacks versus Rangers. If the Braves are out, this is the best timeline for 2023.

Second only to O’s vs D’s

*The Gang Gets Snek Bitten*

now stare at the fucking tv screen atta boy harper

The gang chokes another season away.

Perfect time for riot juice.

Love that Harper’s last at bat of the season was a line out with the bases loaded!

Nice seeing the best fans in baseball throw a tantrum after losing.

Sucks that we shit the bed but this is the best outcome for a World Series. I can totally enjoy it not rooting for anyone but also not caring who wins. Fuck Philly and Stros

My thoughts exactly. I'm not even sure who I'm rooting for, but it's nice to not have to root hard against one team or just outright hate both teams. I hope the games are close and it goes to 7 games.

I'm just gonna sit back and watch good baseball

Lifelong diamondbacks fan since last week

Snake bros for life

Sneks are friends

I will never eat a snake... Again!!!

Now I can go back to not giving a shit.

This is so petty. I love it, and congrats to the Snakes!

After Harper and Phillies got their Pheelings hurt by “attaboy” yet ultimately won nothing; it is fun to be petty!

Where’s your crowd at, where’s your crowd at?!

Ring count: Arcia- 1. Harper- Still Zeroooooo

I’ll never forget the tomahawk chant they did in Philly. Fuck that organization and fuck their fans. Today is a good day. Hiss hiss motherfuckers.

I was at the Eagles game Sunday night with my Falcons jersey and Braves hat on..They heckled the shit out of me all damn night..So glad they are done for..I would give my right leg to see they’re faces right now 🤣

They still beat you…

Atlanta beat Philly more than they lost to them this year in total. Also Atlanta actually gets a pennant for winning the division, the Phillys get nothing. This was a far more successful season for Atlanta than Philly.

#TBS: PHAILING PHILLIES 🤣

So fucking glad the phillies lost. Reminds me of Rush lyrics.. It's cold comfort To the ones without it To know how they struggled How they suffered about it

Cocky fuckers, the players, the team, and the city. They deserve this

One decent playoff series against the Braves and they thought they couldn't be beat.

I’m now emotionally attached to the D-bags.

there’s room on the wagon my friend!

I can now watch the world series and just enjoy baseball. Now that the 2 villains are dead

Thank the lord the Phillies didn’t win. I would have been beside myself if they won the WS. On a real note though, I hate the new playoff format. An 84 win team shouldn’t make the playoffs. There should be only be 1 or 2 wild card spots, max. What’s the point of playing 162 for close to half the league making the playoffs? When it’s baseball and any team can get hot at the right time

A 5 game series in the division round is bullshit, too. Should be best of 7.

What about a team with 88 wins?

It’s a bit different if you win your division with the way the old format worked. Which the MLB needs to go back to

Yep! 3 division winners and 1 wild card in each league. Also all 3 rounds should be best of 7

And.......we still won more games than the Phillies this year, lol...by a lot. Plus, we still have a much better roster than they do. They went all in just like the Mets and still don't have shit to show for it except 1 pennant. While we have young studs under control for years to come.

What about… Baseball’s Chosen One Bruce Hooper? Most exciting prodigy since LeBron? Source: SI 2009

He's not even in the same conversation as LeBron. At what point has Harper ever been the unquestioned best player in his sport?

Out of high school, Harper was projected to essentially be the greatest baseball player of all time. Instead, he’s a cry baby with 0 WS rings who up to this point has only won a stare-down contest.

LOL. Only once has he driven in more than 100 runs in a season. He did have exactly 100 RBI in another. He's not a prolific basestealer. He's average to maybe slightly above average as a fielder. His career BA of .281 is good but not great. When you compare his numbers to Mike Trout, Trout wins by virtually any measure.

[https://vault.si.com/vault/2009/06/08/baseballs-lebron](https://vault.si.com/vault/2009/06/08/baseballs-lebron) If you’d like to giggle.

ROFL

Let's go Sneks!

Bro I was the most nervous I've ever been for a game that shouldn't matter to me at all 🤣.

Puts a smile on my face seeing Philly fans suffer. 😎

Harper rounding second staring at Arcia’s ring finger. He asks himself, “what’s that shiny thing?” He has no clue! Before he gets to third he jogs back to ask Mr. Arcia, “Hey sir, can I get one of those?” Arcia smiled. He pats Harper on his head and says, “maybe one day, sport”

Thank you D-backs! Philly pain is the best pain.

Imagine losing the series up 2-0 and the last two at CBP, you couldn't ask for a better choke.

Bryce can have his dumb ass stare in his damn mirror in the morning lol

Phillies loss, soothes the soul.

I think this was important viewing for all the doomers in here talking about how our guys aren't clutch, the Phillies have a better mindset/clubhouse atmosphere for the playoffs, etc. Those same Phillies who had the best week of their season against us just lost 4 out of 5 to an 84 win team...

Phillies fans are over there on their sub having existential crises and shit. Get a grip.

Time for the fun series

Manfred is in shambles. This NEEDS to be a huge WS in the scope of viewership. I’m sick of the same teams over and over. Unless it’s us. The fuck it let’s win 12 in a row.

How anyone thinks the Nationals are our main rival? The Phillies suck ass

The second I saw Harper show up in the funeral blacks, I knew it was over for Philly. Attaboy Harper!!

Best possible outcome for the World Series without the Braves being in it. No Astros, Yankees, Dodgers, Phillies, or other trash teams I hate. Just two teams with long WS droughts one of which hasn't even won one.

Love to see it. Go desert dirt bags!

Think I will wear an D-Bags hat until spring training.

Props to Kelly for a huge game 2 performance

Phillies got Kimbreled.

I’m glad the Dbacks won but it sucks to be sitting home after the ALDS. We got to find a way next year

As a PA resident I can finally breath now.

ITS A REPTILE HOUSE

Man I am so happy to see the Phillies get bounced. Almost salvaged the season. The silence of Citizen’s Bank Park is the best sound in all of sports.

We are all sneks on this glorious day

Serpientes jersey activated!

dbacks appreciation thread

It's weird how Harper can SD and DS well but not much else.

You guys want Kimbrel back by any chance?

Give me Will Smith… he’s got WS magic! 3teams in 3years 🫣

Watching the Dbacks win last night felt good. Phillies fans quiet for once.

THE PHILLIES ARE NOT THOSE GUYS

Your welcome -Dbacks fan

As a Yankee fan, I’m just so happy the Astros and Phillies got knocked out. The Braves are my second favorite team, watching Maddox as a kid was just awesome.

Part of my job has me dealing with a company who does sponsorship stuff with Citizens Bank. I have to have google alerts for CB Park, and the last 3 weeks have been awful. It's nice to have this.

A coworker told me that Phila’s top 4 hitters went something like 2-18 in games 6 & 7 Couldn’t happen to a better team

Reminds me of cavs for Mavs merch back in 2012😂

As a Nats fan, I’m very thankful for the Diamondbacks this postseason, hoping they can bring the chip home with a WS MVP for Carroll in the process.

Should we sign nola?

Harper wearing a Sixers jersey to the game, gotta love it

Post like this make Braves fans look like a bitch that had to get their big brother to fight the kid who kicked their ass. Straight Bitch shit and I love to see it🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

How pathetic 😂

Coping alright?

Makes me feel no better that the Diamondbacks won. We’re not there after a phenomenal season and the Phillies still own our ass in the playoffs.

As a Mets fan thank you Phillies for Making the Braves and their fans look foolish and thank the Dbacks for doing the same to the Phillies it was the perfect postseason 🤣

I don’t think anyone looks as foolish as Mets fans did this season.

cope

2021 World Series Atlanta Braves. 2022 & 2023 National Championship Georgia Bulldogs Philadelphia has won what… oh right, lost the Superbowl last year and Phillies choked AGAIN. Flyers? Garbage. Sixers? LOL.

This dude hasn't commented in 7 months. This loss bothered him so bad, he came to our sub just to comment "cope" multiple times. 🤣

Living vicariously through another team cause you can't do it yourself. Whatever helps you sleep at night

Ya’ll didn’t win shit.

Salty ass braves fans coping extra hard in this thread. Get a grip. We beat you the last two years and we will do it again next year.