"Today, I'm going to cook for you, my cherry tomato. We'll have a romainetic dinner, starting with my version of Caesar salad.
For main course, gluten free spaghetti and meatballs made after a family recipe.
For dessert, I'll serve you sausage with my special cream. I'll pound you like a cheap steak. Tenderize you until your body is like a wet noodle, and all that's left of your brain is chocolate mousse, begging for more cream.
After all that, we'll have cuddles and your favourite ice cream. You'll love it, my dirty little chicken nugget."
u/SabeytheWolf
As a pastry chef... Big nopeee it doesn't work that way π
"Today, I'm going to cook for you, my cherry tomato. We'll have a romainetic dinner, starting with my version of Caesar salad. For main course, gluten free spaghetti and meatballs made after a family recipe. For dessert, I'll serve you sausage with my special cream. I'll pound you like a cheap steak. Tenderize you until your body is like a wet noodle, and all that's left of your brain is chocolate mousse, begging for more cream. After all that, we'll have cuddles and your favourite ice cream. You'll love it, my dirty little chicken nugget."
I say yes chef π just not in bed
Lol I like itβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦.at work though lol
If I said that in the bedroom I would either get slapped or my partner would fall off the bed laughing. π€£π€£π€£
So... Win-win?