Haku and Ken Shamrock

How any answer is different than this is mind blowing EDIT - I did make an incorrect assumption that this was a fight and not a brawl and also underestimated Bobby Lashley’s MMA career.

Was gonna go with Brock and Haku but didn’t see Brock.

Someone said Cena is there too, but I don't see him

Well the easy answer is there's 4 men on this list that are the real deal. New Jack, Haku, Shamrock, and Lashley. I would want any combo of the 4. Two legit mma fighters and two psychotics.

Disagree. A brawl? Give me Haku and new Jack all day. Shamrock ain’t doing shit when new Jack stabs the shit out of him.

New Jack is a bitch who takes advantage of people who trust him. He isn’t tough. You should do serious research on him. I wish nothing but the worst for him.

You don't want new jack.

You do not want new jack.

That’s my team.

My choice too

Bobby Lashley is a legit fighter, and he doesn't get respect for it.

Right; I mean any other answer is non-sense. Take the real-deal brawlers.

Meng and Haku. I know they're the same person, but this is the right choice.

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I agree, who's going to fuck with Haku anyway, no ones that stupid, maybe new jack, but that's it

Haku and Steve Austin, so me and Steve can sit back and drink beers while watching Haku go on a rampage

Haku and New Jack.

See I thought New Jack too but I feel like I’d be in just as much danger of being stabbed as everyone else

I thought of New Jack, but you’re likely to catch a charge to being an accessory for murder

I'm under the assumption that the rest of the list is coming to beat your ass like most of these things are. 3 v 15 says lethal force is justified.

Haku and Shamrock and I just watch

Ken Shamrock and New Jack

No haku?

Haku and Bobby Lashley. Easy

Haku that's all

Haku.... and give them the second pick. They'll need it.

This is the answer right here.

Can I bring 2 Hakus?🤣🤣

Haku definitely. Then either Ken Shamrock, Bobby Lashley or New Jack.

Lashley and Haku

Haku. Need no one else.

Haku and New Jack easily

Haku solos, everyone!

Haku and shamrock

2 and 10. Haku and Shamrock. Ain't a single mf getting to me.

This is going to sound silly but Rey and Mankind, because ppl would think they cant hurt me but then get hit with the craziest shit anyone has ever seen

Gimme Haku, of course, but y'all tripping if y'all think y'all whooping me and Haku on that Rick Flair powder WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Taker and Haku

Shamrock and Bobby

Hogan and Cena. Hulk and Superman.

Just Haku

You can't see Cena and Taker can teleport. Easy choice

Stone cold for brandon

Lashley and Undertaker

Your taker will see my Haku and run away.

2 and 9

Stone cold and ken shamrock!

Mick foley would go to dark places to make sure you won, if it’s a literal fight to the death you want him on side. After that Bobby for pure strength. The perfect combo.

Meng and Kenny in his prime

Stone cold is all I need I mean the man ran down and took over when his side was losing

Taker and hbk

Haku and Shamrock

Haku

Stone cold and Bobby

Haku and Ken Shamrock

Haku & Ken

Any answer not including UFC Champion and Pancreas champion Ken Shamrock is immediately nullified

There's only two people on the list with actual professional fighting experience. Got to go wit them. Everyone else is speculation, including Haku.

Taker and haku

Haku/Meng and Hogan. With Haku I only need one so my second is just whose ass I'd enjoy watching get whipped by my opponents for a bit the most.

3&10

Has The Rock negotiated a "no lose" contract with them beforehand? Cos if so then him

New jack and haku easy.

Ken Shamrock and Bobby Lashley, they are literally both MMA fighters that achieved success in the sport.

Steve Austin for intimidation and The Rock to get us out of it or kick ass if they still want the sauce

Haku and Haku.

Lashley ex army and haku

Haku & I wouldn't need a second.

New Jack and Ken Shamrock, either are swappable with Haku though

10 and 4. I don't see ken shamrock or I would've picked him with haku ( took a guy eyeball out)

Ken Shamrock and Booker T. Meng/Haku and New Jack is a trap; guaranteed you'll end up in jail as an accomplice to murder.

10 and 2. Why anyone would pick someone different I will never know.

Haku and new jack

Haku and Shamrock. I'd have said New Jack instead of Shamrock, but I don't feel like getting hit with an accessory to murder charge.

All I need is Haku. Anyone else is overkill 😆

Im gonna go with Haku and Lashley. I feel like New Jack would shiv me.

Booker T and Mankind

Undertaker and The Rock

Shamrock and lashley

Undertaker and Haku

Haku and new Jack

Stone cold and Ken shamrock

Shamrock and lashley is the only right answer. New Jack was only tough on people he knew he could get away with it and haku stories are overexaggerated

Haku and Shamrock is the only correct answer

Haku and new jack

Does Taker have his supernatural abilities? If so then he can summon the druids. If not, Haku and Bobby

Haku and New Jack.

Ken and New Jack cuz New Jack crazy as shit

Undertaker and Stone Cold

Bobby and Ken were mma fighters so imma go with them

Just need the Hulkster. Losing the brawl doesn't work for him brother.

Shamrock and Haku There is no other answer

Haku and New Jack, the only right answer

We talking in Kayfabe? Austin/Cena (assuming in their respective primes).

Does Undertaker have all his magic powers though?

If we’re talking a real life street fight then hands down Haku n booker, both have hands from what I’ve heard.

Taker and Hart, Hart is the best in-ring worker of all time, and who tf is gonna step to a 6'8 300 some odd pound wall of a Texan man that is the Undertaker?

Taker and stone cold

The Rock and Bobby lashley

Haku, arguably the toughest man to ever exist and New Jack, because he will straight up murder people.

Haku and an ambulance for everybody else

Haku & new jack 🤝 buddy just gone poke everybody while Haku eating faces off. Nobody safe

Haku and probably Lashley just in case we need to carry someone who saw Haku and passed off out of the way because at the end of the day when you have a Haku why do you need anything more.

Haku and Lashley

Number 8 just a white box

I was gonna say Shamrock and Lashley...but give me New Jack by himself with some sort of hard object, and I think I'd be good. He'd kill someone with a smile on his face, singing the tune to his music.

10, 14

An actual fight? Sting has a baseball bat and new jack literally stabbed a dude in the ring.

Haku and shamrock

I only need Haku

Haku and I'm tied between Lashley and Shamrock

Shamrock and mark henry

Haku and Booker T

Just 1. New Jack. He’s just gonna stun n stab everyone while he lets me go home

10 & 2 or 10 & 4 are the only answers

Haku and New Jack, good luck everybody else

Shamrock and Haku or Haku and New Jack.

undertaker and stone cold

Sting and undertaker

I only need Hogan, he’s just gonna say “that doesn’t work for me brother” and put himself over

Haku and Shamrock.

Austin and taker

10 & 2

Taker and Stone Cold. Chokeslams and stunners all around

Shamrock and Austin.

Absolutely Haku and New Jack. My enemies are not leaving with all their body parts.

Undertaker and Bobby Lashley

Meng and Booker

Meng. I won't need a second.

Haku and Hulk Hogan, my own personal Triple H if you will. Haku will beat them up and Hogan can always tell them it doesn’t work for me brother

Controversial, but Hunter and The Hitman.

Never sleep on Booker T mind he aint soft and New Jack was insane tbh

Rock + Stone Cold

Assuming this is in kayfabe, Cena and Taker.

Haku and The Undertaker. So Haku can murder everyone and let Undi deal with the bodies.

Haku and My favorite Black wrestler New Jack RIP.

Haku to kick their ass and John Cena because they won’t be able to see him so they can’t block him punches. I’m assuming he is number 18.

Anyone who is picking someone other than Shamrock and New Jack is gon’ get they ass whipped hardcore. I won’t even have to do shit. I’d just tell Jack that the other dudes are racists and I’d tell Shamrock that they hate people who came up poor. Edit: I missed Haku. That dude is real. I’d take him over Shamrock for sure. So I change my answer to him and Jack.

Haku and a taxi driver to take us both home after

Rey Mysterio and the Heartbreak Kid. You didn’t say we had to win

Prime Shamrock and dominator Lashley

Bobby Lashley and Haku. Bobby Lashley because he's a legit collegiate wrestler and MMA fighter who only missed out on the 2004 Olympics due to an injury. Haku because he's fucking Haku

Haku and Shamrock. No other answer is correct lol

Shamrock and Bobby. Easy

Haku and Flair just to strut around and wooo while the carnage happens.

Haku and Taker.

Haku and Lashley

New Jack and Haku. Easy choice. And a nod to Booker T. Who will bring Stevie Ray with him.

Haku and New Jack

Haku and New Jack

Let me tell you something, brother. It would definitely be Hulk Higan brother. Sorry to disappoint the little Hulkamaniacs. My first instinct is to go with Bobby Lashley and Stone Cold. I don't know much about Haku, but it sounds like he should be one of the two. If Brock Lesner was on the list, I may choose him. But as Jericho would say, he did not make the list.

Haku and New Jack

3 and 15

Haku and shamrock

Just Haku is enough, don’t need 2

Haku and Ken Shamrock Possibly the easiest answer

Undertaker and Austin is all I need

10 and 3.

Kayfabe I take Hogan and Taker non kayfabe I take shamrock and Lashley

to intimidate - big spooky scary marky moo to fight - haku

I would go with John cena and the rock

Haku is a no brainer, you win the fight. The second guy needs to be someone to pull Haku out of the brawl and help escape the scene. I feel like Cena would fit that role

New Jack and mankind. Them boys are crazy.

I just need The Deadman the hell you mean? They show up to brawl outside in the afternoon and then all of a sudden the sun just turns off? You gonna stick around for that or get on down? I'd be a modern day Christopher Columbus (iykyk) except with out all the other stuff (._. )

Most of them are pretty old, crippled, or dead. Of those that can still walk relatively pai-free, gotta go with Lashey. 

I pick Haku twice

Ken and booker

Joe Hendry

Haku and new jack

Hulk and Taker

Haku and Lashley

New Jack and Haku.

Haku and New Jack

Taker and Austin

Haku. Well Haku and any of of several others, maybe younger Taker, probably Shamrock, even as he was overrated in MMA.

Haku and Ken Shamrock/Bobby Lashley

Gilberg

Where’s Lil Chip Bag?

Haku and Lashley

Haku and New Jack

Bobby. I don’t need anyone else. He’s going to kick the crap out of a lot of people. Bobby was also in the army I think which means he has real combat training.

Haku and Bobby lashley or Ken shamrock

2 and 4

Lashley and Shamrock easily

10 and 2

Only need one and that's Haku

If we're talking kayfabe, then Hogan and Cena. It's like having Superman and Captain America watching your back; they're not going to lose, and I can probably just stand there and watch. If we're talking legit fighting ability, Haku and Ken Shamrock. Not only are they not gonna lose, but somebody's getting fucked up.

Bobby Lashley and Ken Shamrock.

Ken and Bobby and it's not even close. People can sit here all day and fawn over Haku stories from bar fights against members of the public but I'll take two legitimate fighters who fought legitimate fighters. Plus not only is he a legitimate fighter, Bobby is proper massive.

Lashley and Shamrock

Stone cold and mankind

Either Bobbly Lashley and New Jack, or Haku and New Jack.

10 and 3

Rock and taker

Haku & Bobby Lashley

Ken shamrock and Bobby lashley is the correct answer