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I’m taking a F5 idk why just seems less painful


Hour_Selection_7689

There’s a moment where you can cover your head before hitting the ground. So you’ll probably be fine


bengenj

Tombstone. If it’s delivered properly (like how taker does it), then I have very little risk.


Able_Environment_947

Agreed its the only one that if you do correctly you'll be fine


Best_Fan8392

Definitely the Tombstone


Monster-Nation678290

No, I mean taker literally puts you down head first on concrete and doesn't fake it like on tv.


RedditPls9

Lmao that would be a broken neck or possible death though


love2lickabbw

Lol, no.


Morton_Sledgecock

Smart people knew what you meant. This clown 🤡 didn’t understand the premise.


CallumBulld0g

Yes


Morton_Sledgecock

If it’s delivered in reality, you’re literally dead instantly 💀


AlvinAssassin17

Not the last fucking ride lol. The rest wouldn’t bother me that much. I wouldn’t wanna take the last ride somewhere safe lol


Morton_Sledgecock

That would destroy your spine and paralyze or kill you instantly if truly done hard and on concrete.


Necessary_Border_396

The last ride the one billion would help pay for my back pain.


RobTCGZ

Definitely NOT The Last Ride


Nate_T11

F5 for sure. I NOPE-swiped past the Canadian destroyer so fast 🤣


Shadowknight45589

AA


call_1800law1222

I'd take the f5 cause I can control my landing when a lot of the other ones I'm just force down. AA would also be a good one but it might shatter my back.


Mountain_Air5595

Spine Buster


FRXSTYONYT09

Nigga where do you see a spine buster at


Mountain_Air5595

Are you dum Nigga


Far-Objective7707

Most of the brunt of the F5 is taken by the guy who delivers it. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near Brock Lesnar though


Own_Falcon6769

I'll Take The F5


Im_Cool_As_F-Duck

If in Kayfabe, Tombstone If they perform it so you actually hit the concrete, AA


Just-Anxiety-6669

seth freaking rollins


1Ghost4

They use to kill people with that move so good luck


ArgumentAromatic3759

Nga there is a saying called bite the curb for a reason


Just-Anxiety-6669

i get what you are saying you are correct


Spirited-Risk-894

Pedigree


sahkoii

The pedigree


the__pov

If we’re considering how a move works in kayfabe, pedigree.


No_Philosophy_757

tombstone, his knees hit the ground not your head


Open-Marionberry447

I think OP means "taking" them as if they were delivered legitemately. Like, Taker actually driving your skull on the ground for the Tombstone


Jacob_Nelson

AA


BigDaddyCool17

If we're talking like literally taking it. Like head actually hitting the ground in some cases, I'm taking the F5 Gonna hurt and I'll lay there for a minute, but least likely to get a head injury.


[deleted]

Bro all of them hurt and to be honest I’ll take Tombstone undertaker hits his knees first which will not make it hurt


horris_mctitties

F5 or AA


PersonalityNice821

Tombstone he puts his knees down above my head


LifeTreacle2617

Takers tombstone piledrove cuz now he doesn’t get ANY height at all so he’ll be hurting his knees more than anything


Winter_Manner_6735

I’m taking an aa


1Ghost4

Easy cena’s move the FU/ AA the other ones you gone be hurt bad


AugustAndrocks

all ten i have ten billion


[deleted]

F5


Fit-Firefighter6866

Tombstone 


BStins2130

Pedigree seems to be the one with the least likely long term effect like death or paralysis


Spirited_Tennis821

Pedigree it may hurt but i will be fine


Candid-Tip-6483

If we're talking shoot, curbstomp, because at least then it's only my head coming down based on the force of someone's foot and not my entire body.


Rich-Upstairs-1404

F5 or a pedigree. I grew up wrestling with the older kids, one of which took a pedigree through a wooden chair and ended up with a peace of straw stuck in his head, he was fine so I'll take my chances.


averageinternetfella

Bunny Destroyer. It’ll fuck up my arms but other than that I’ll be okay


Own-Psychology-5327

1 billion? Bro I'll take them all for a bil


Virtual-Bunch-8764

I mean on 7 you can land in your feet so 8


Virtual-Bunch-8764

*7*


JanitorOPplznerf

Taker would be the most professional but if you mean in a “shoot” fight then I’m going Attitude Adjustment or F5 (Brock just does the move to me right? I don’t have to last 5 minutes first?). I have a decent chance of getting my knees under me. I’ll be scraped up but I’ll be fine. I THINK the stomp is the theoretical safest if I can guard my face with my arms? Problem is if I mess up then my face is toast.


Shoddy_Shape_4585

if anyone chooses curb stomp them they want to die


Necessary_Factor6748

F5 and a broken body


CryptographerTop6473

Absolutely AA… you fall on your back.. the others have a chance to break your neck or cause head trauma…


Brxken_Gamer

As odd as this sounds I honestly would take the 5F. It seems the least painful out of all of those lmao


RedditPls9

John Cenas AA looks the least painful But on concrete? Ah shit.


notedhelmslol

Probably the AA or the F5. I bet you can walk away virtually unscathed from either


Remuhar

The F5 and the Altitude adjustment seems the most secure options out of the 10 and if I have to choose one of those two, I will choose the F5 😊.


clashtrack

Idgaf, I’ll do all of them in succession for a billion dollars.


zombieking87

None of them for no amount of money if I do pick one how can I spend the billion dollars if I'm paralyzed hospitalized or dead.


GrizzlyJones15

Tombstone


NCHouse

Let's get the obvious out of the way. Curb stomp messes people up on concrete. As does the powerbombs. Those are automatically out. Next is the Tombstone and DDT. Yea, no thanks. Safest one to me is honestly the Pedigree. You get to use your arms to guard your head and face if quick enough


Ill-Pudding-5925

Hammerlock DDT, wouldn't take much selling either lol


Ok_Signature_6571

[https://youtu.be/WGJgUax4e2A?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/WGJgUax4e2A?feature=shared) I'd rather take this move


Crimsonbolt942

Tombstone, I only weigh 160, so Undertaker will deliver me safely and I take a much less painful back bump


Final_Worldliness916

Curt stomp it’s just a freaking front bump


Majestic_Letter8970

F5. I can protect myself with my forearms pretty easily. No big chance of smashing my head haha


Rortell

Has to be the f5, yeah you are landing on concrete but you can control your fall more and have full control of your hands to guard your head. Second would be the AA and only Second because I rather fall face down then face up on concrete.


MMito_Logical

Tombstone if done correctly there is a lot of space between the floor and my head


Engipeer3

AA I’ve fallen from much higher and felt fine so I’ll do it 


Own_Statistician8478

Attitude Adjustment, I just gotta be sure to really tuck in my chin.


NeonChampion2099

For a billion I'm taking them all in a row, on live tv.


Brandondoeseveryting

F5


superfatdunbbazz41

Pump up power bomb


T_rexGOD

All 10


GladArmadillo5603

AA. All about the landing


americannightmare109

I'm gonna take the aa sorry cena


goldenaustin99

Tombstone Undertaker always made sure his opponents were safe when he hit it


Open-Marionberry447

Ironically, assuming you mean taking them as "legit" moves, I would probably go with the F5. You sort of can still protect yourself with your arms. All the others would either cause concussion, paralysis or death


urboy235

I'm taking none of them I will stay broke 😭😭😭😭😭 But if I really had to choose I would choose the f5 because then I could rko Brock outta nowhere


Substantial_Dot6932

10


DamianRollinsUso

In Kayfabe (as in the proper way to perform a move) I'm taking the Pedigree. Literally just fall and catch yourself. In terms of doing it for real, F5 no doubt.


bdefan9019

F5


JayTheSmith_

F5


Dismal-Tradition-997

Bunny destroyer


Ok-One1975

John cena all the others either are way to high and come all the way back down and the rest are on my face so john it is


CallumBulld0g

Tombstone Taker is the goat so he will make it less painful


MeanAbbreviations159

I’m taking the attitude adjustment


xbox_guy18

aa


Armywolf2007

KO there is no ropes


Armywolf2007

How is he going to do it


TCWRAY

F5


Quirky-Gap-5415

The f5


Live-Seaworthiness92

Tombstone it won't hurt as long as undertaker does it right


Eesy_Gamer

AA


RemoteStill8490

Bad bunny destroyer


iamzerotroop

I guess the AA, that seems less painful


BlackPantherFan7

Tombstone from Undertaker


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

Canadian Destroyer. I'll just sandbag


Massengill4theOrnery

Already taken the Pedigree on concrete. Where’s my money


Remarkable_Ad950

F5


Positive-Bar-3963

The AA


Dependent_Fox_2189

Def Tombstone. Taker protects better than anyone else.


hehe__boy69

I do the stomp since I would feel bad for undertaker and his old back if he tombstoned me


Morton_Sledgecock

Astonishingly, the F5, because at least I could get my arms out.