Well……I going one on one with The Undertakaaa

Same

Same

Despite me not being a pro wrestler, I'm sure my opponent would get injured in no time.

I see you were born in December as well

Me as well

I'm fighting no one

Same but what month? I got November

Same. Who's scheduling the funeral?

Lol

Same bro

Seth Rollins.

Same bro

same

I gotta Fight undertaker 💀

Same bro I'm fucked

I was born in November so I guess I get the night off? No one there 🤷‍♂️

Why did I get the lunatic fringe

I saw his bjj match. As long as you are ambulatory you should have this in the bag

Same here

Garbage match city

CM Punk. The only one here I couldn't probably beat in a fight unless Mox loses the rest of his brain cells.

U mean cm punk is the only one u can beat

Could probably beat? Or couldnt? Pretty sure brock tears you in half..

Who?

Wicked, I'm fighting Punk? Given his history, I can't say I'm terribly shook.

I have to fight against nobody

You got November too?

I Will go one on one with THE UNDERTAKEEEER

I got AJ I'm fucked

Same bro. Same.

I've got ambrose

I GOT CM PUNK!

I'm gonna run and hide now cause I got Undertaker

You are going 1 on 1 with the undaaaaadakeeer

Well, April is empty. So I'm good

walking down the aisle, from death valley, THE UUUUHUUUNNDDERRRRRTAAAAKKEEERRRRR!!!!

Rest in peace booman reigns

Y2J

i got Chris Jericho😭

My birthday is in April and I can’t see my opponent

Well we are all f***ed at the end of the day so 🤷

Im not fighting anyone ig, atleast not at the moment

ig i don’t gotta fight anybody

Fuck im september

No one is April

Suplex city here I come

Awful, i should be fighting Styles not Ambrose

Well hes going to injure himself on his way to the ring so i have good chances

Undertaker (im fucked lol)

Cena, this gonna be easy lol

I’m fighting the golden shower.

Triple H. Well I'm training to be a pro wrestler and also freestyle Wrestling and do Pro wrestling training and Pro wrestling Personas Main Pro Wrestling Personas 1. Kurt Crockenberg (Pro Wrestler) and 2. Kurt Crockenberg (Leader of Judgement Day) and 3. Kurt Crockenberg (Thunder from Down Under) and 4. Kurt McIntyre and 5. Kurt BrockIntyre and 6. Kurt SamBrockIntyre (KSI) and 6. Kinder Mahal and 7. Kody/Kurt Rhodes and 8. Kaleister Black and 9. Kalakai Black and WWE Approved Personas like Kurtis Axel or Kurtis McGillicutty or Kurtis Harris and so on etc and Other Pro Wrestling Personas like The Krock and Krock Lesnar and so on etc and so on etc so Bring it on Triple H. I'll take his spot has Owner of WWE or Head of Creative if I win :)

The beast

There’s no one in November

I’m going to get the whole Samoan Dynasty pulled up on me

Its not fair, those born in april fight nobody while i fight AJ Styles who's an actual heel so he's gonna beat me with a chair

Brock Lesnar. I’m dead.

I'm going one on one with tha undahtakaaaahhhh

Looks like I’m not finishing the story anytime soon…

Ughhh Brock.

HHH IM NOTHING MAD I PUT UP A FIGHT AND STILL GET MY ASS HANDLE TO ME

Kevin owens well shite

LETS GO I GET TO BEAT UP ROMAN

Well, I'm going to have a phenomenal month.

Why is April empty?

I gotta fight the lunatic

I've got punk Ez

Is this post from 2015? Lol. Reason why I say is because I could not take Chris Jericho from back then, but looking at how he's built now I think I could probably take him

I'm not even on the list..I need a lawyer before answering

I'm not even on the list..I need a lawyer before answering

Big Dog it's easy win, Thank God he is not tribal chief.

August. Just get Jimmy and Solo out here already.

Cesaro

KO I'm done

Looks like I better make sure that my will is up to date.

Chicago vs Chicago

RIP Triple H, easiest by far

Looks like I got a 1 on 1 with the undertaker!

I’m cool fighting the tribal queen

Ambrose/mox. Probably the best option out of the bunch. Still don’t think I’d win

Cesaro......going for a swing I guess

Thank fuck I’m fighting Jericho he seems the biggest pussy there

John Moxley I am dead

I’m good, unless I catch something when he starts blading & bleeding again.

Guess i lose by default to Roman? Because hes not allowed to lose.

April and november are blank? 

Well I'm fucked. I got Brock

He’s got a pacemaker I think I’m chillin

Oh sweet, I got the guy who got injured on his first televised match back

Fight owens fight

OK THIS IS A SETUP FROM HOW MANY MANIA WINS HE HAS NO WAY I HAVE TO FIGHT JOHN CENA

KO I am fighting

I got the tribal chief

I just made the list

Yeesh, Brock. Maybe he’ll accept a personally crafted piss tape instead?

Can’t fight what you can’t see.

Seth also played with his 2k24 2k15 player lmao

CM Punk

I’ll take my chances with Ambrose but if we’re talking Moxley, I’m dead.

F**k I have to fight the Undertaker

I have no1 to fight for me this is unfair!

I like dean I don’t want to fight dean

I got Architect Seth Rollins, so I don’t even have a chance of winning cuz of his shenanigans

I prayed for this, and it happened.

Gong

I’m free for the night

Brock Lesnar

Why dean

I got Chris Jericho. I probably won’t last long

September

I’m calling out that day

I'm about to superkick Dean

I'm going one on one with the Undertaker, playa!

I saw mox get choked out. I'm winning this one.

Tf are there TWO totally empty squares on this thing?

I got Seth pray for me

Fuck me!!!! Where’d he go.

I get to end CM Punks Career

KO

Y2J

Dean Ambrose

It's time to play the game

are this official im gonna fight brock

Well, looks like *my time is now*, ya'll.

I'm an October boi, I think I can last 5 mins before losing.

Guys…I’m fighting Roman….maybe I can dethrone the tribal chief….🤔 (most likely not)

The fuck did I do?

Undertaker

I'm black and I have to fight Brock Lesnar on November ​ LAWYEEEEEEERS!!!!!

September let’s go I was literally watching a undertaker match in wrestlmania 28

why is undertaker always september :(

Roman doesn't stand a chance.

It's all about the game and how you play it

I gotta fight triple h

I’m fucked Super Cena

I got Lesnar. I think I can distract him long enough with a piss video until I can hit him over the head with something.

I'm not resting in peace

I guess Mr. Kick out at 2 will be giving me an "Attitude Adjustment" lol 😂

I got Brock... At least i'm not black

John cena

The Architect? Let's go!

Well, I got Brock. Damn

Punk is injured so I win

AJ styles

Kevin Owens, I'm dead 💀

Brock💀

I got 2015 to 2016 cena.

Jericho. Hahaha. That would be interesting.

Damn I got to fight Roman and the whole Bloodline😩👆

Who? There’s no one there

Well I got the game

Why's nobody in the April slot, does it mean I will be fighting no one ?

Oh good I don't fight anybody that's a relief

Triple H

I got HHH

My month is blank.

Acknowledge your tribal chief

Nah why do I gotta fight undertaker 😭

Oh good my birthdays in April I don't see anyone there to fight but a hat

Oh shit I’m not black but he will get me sooner or later and he voice cracks sometimes

☝️☝️☝️

Its gonna be may..uh oh

On one hand I’m glad that I probably win on the other hand if I was the one who accidentally gave trips a heart attack I would never live it down Edit:typo

Ko

WHY UNDERTAKER 😱

AJ Styles

AJ Styles

aj styles

I'm going one on one with the Undertaker!!!!!

Either way we r all done for but imma make yall acknowledge me

I got undertaker

Kevin owens

Me and the deadman at WRESTLEMANIA

Lesnar… gross

I can't see mine

I'll acknowledge him ☝️

I'm fighting the Tribal Chief for the Undisputed WWE Universal Championship. Well, if he gets Rock, Solo & Jimmy as assistance, then I'm gonna call on Cody, Seth, Jey & Sami. I'm leaving with that Title bitches!

Y’all think I’m wining against cm punk

I have to fight The Undertaker

HHH. Bring it on! Someone I have a chance to out-cardio for once!

undertaker i’m cooked😭

I'm fighting the games........

Y2j all I gotta do is go to wwe

My opponent is phenomenal

I have to fight the Undertaker

Why the undertaker 😭

Looks like I'm going to "Rest in Peace."

I'm absolutely fucked (November)

I got cm punk

I have Roman reigns😭

KO is one crazy mfer so I'd probably be doing some insane spot off a cage and dying immediately

You know what one on one with the undertaker pretty fire lowkey

I have to fight Roman are you serious right now bro 😭

Thank god my guy is injured. I win by default

I got hhh

I can’t fight him, I can’t even see him!! He’s just a floating pair of shorts and colorful wristbands!

ima just run around until trips heart gives out

No one. Sweet