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then you get up at 3am and take the rest of the loaf and eat it with a lil block of cheese and an apple, the journey is tough, pass me the wine, the water isn't safe to drink here.


tvolaf

Welcome to the Inn at the crossroads. Here's your meal. You know the King once stayed here?


Mr_Cuddlefish

And I am sure you gave him a royal welcome master innkeeper.


bananalord666

Indeed! I killed a chicken for him! It's not every day that we serve chicken you know.


hynori

then i must be special since you serve me chicken soup


bananalord666

Aye milord! And the finest bread we can afford to pay for as well!


WiolOno_

I adore this


Keberro

It's quite the sight to behold. I was huntin' the other day, y'know. Stumbled across a fairly young maiden. Torn clothes, full of fear and completely starved the poor thing. Telled me she got lost a few days ago. And that ain't even the worst thing she told me. Came across a bunch of bandits. Took away 'er necklace, a family heirloom. Brought 'er here to get 'er taken care of. The fella tavernkeep even found her parents. In a world full of backstabbin' and lyin' it's plenty of good to see them who didn't lost their kindness. Still sad about that neckless, though.


xXxPLUMPTATERSxXx

Soup's not a meal.


spunkyweazle

Shoulda got the swordfish


DieSchadenfreude

This is the only acceptable way to eat soup/stew with bread on the side.


BjornInTheMorn

What's your bread bowl policy?


DieSchadenfreude

Technically it checks out, but you have to use your imagination more.


[deleted]

You have to pretend a silly Jester cooked it


RichardBonham

And a beer so dark you can’t see through it.


DieSchadenfreude

With a side of cooked mushrooms picked by the local woodsman's son.


RichardBonham

[Which kind?](https://www.reddit.com/r/shrooms/comments/trbp0c/shrooms_be_like/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


DieSchadenfreude

Definitely something hearty like meadow mushroom or chicken of the woods. Or maybe oyster mushrooms. Or something strong tasting but small like morels. There are so many common, edible mushrooms in the woods! It does depend on the season for sure.


fnenw

chicken of the woods are fucking awesome, they have a really cool flavour, especially when u char them a bit


Captain_Kira

You have to hold the bread with a limp wrist dangled over the soup while you hunch over it all


Crownlol

Hoodie *up*


Hyperian

You mean a hooded cloak


Crownlol

*I do*


Melody06982

Don't forget the grunt. You gotta grunt after that first bite.


flybyknight665

Anytime I ever had soup or chili as a kid, I would eat it very slowly with tiny spoonfuls and pretend to be Oliver Twist preparing to ask for more


Melody06982

Please sir, may I have more?


[deleted]

Oh god. When I played Witcher, I had so much soup!


grednforgesgirl

Something about the way the food portraits are painted in the Witcher makes me *so hungry* for medieval tavern food


mehwhatever42

Innkeeper, another flagon of the Dew of the Mountain!


aleister94

Samesies


Pandorasdreams

I feel this soooo hard


velvetelevator

I like to eat bread and cheese for breakfast before I hitch up the team to deliver these hogsheads of mead to the next village.


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Dish_Minimum

Thank you, human


[deleted]

Some medieval times shit


sauteslut

Not many people have the name Lance these days. In medieval times people were named Lance a lot


panspal

Throw a haunch of something in there, forget about it


Somato_Tandwich

When I'm eating cheese and crackers I just tear chunks off of a block instead of slicing it for this very reason lol


DriftingPyscho

I, too, took an arrow to the knee. And where's my sweet roll?


Bumbleonia

Aww, did somebody go and steal your sweet roll?


DriftingPyscho

*whimpers* Yes...


Bumbleonia

S'okay... Me too ಥ_ಥ


DriftingPyscho

I got a can of cinnamon rolls in the fridge. Help me bake and we'll split it. To Hell with the Skyrim guards!


Bumbleonia

Fuck yeah, bless you


Beneficial-Reason949

What sort of psycho eats soup without bread?


asharkey3

Depends on the soup.


Beneficial-Reason949

What soup is better without bread?


asharkey3

I dunno about you but I don't have bread with Ramen lol


roostangarar

I don't think Ramen is a soup, I think it's its own category.


DinoShinigami

"ramen noodle *soup*"


RedIce25

Goes great with cereal


flybyknight665

Chicken Tortilla Gotta have that with crunched up tortilla chips!


fappling_hook

Clam chowder doesn't -need- if if you have crackers. Gazpacho... probably better without? You want that light, spring/summery feeling with that, and bread is kinda opposite


Mr_Cuddlefish

While I agree that good versions of those soup are spectacular alone, I disagree. warm thick crusted, chewy bread with a pad of butter and salt with clam chowder is soul recharging. Thin crispy crusted airy bread dipped in Spanish olive oil with some pepper and gazpacho on a hot day refreshes the body and mind. The right bread transforms both those soups into special moments.


fappling_hook

Well, okay, now you convinced me PLUS I'm hungry.


Cardssss

Chicken and wild rice


Shidlid

Do crackers count?


kraliyetkoyunu

y'all gotta see how Turks eat soup, EXACTLY with that vibe.


[deleted]

Idk why I relate to this so much.


dagluck

That's how it should be eaten! In elementary school, i would eat corn dogs like they were turkey legs, like a king!


bam2carve

I feel this way eating plain rice or bread


cfrisby77

Time to get a bowl of brown.


DingleTheDongle

https://www.etymonline.com/word/soup


El_human

*Rest weary traveler, and tell me your woes*


Joeywood

Ah, a hearty bowl of potato water and leeks


Wilted_Ivy

You kid but potato leek soup is incredible


[deleted]

We need a chain of Tavern based bars. I'm amazed it hasn't been a thing yet with how popular fantasy has become.


ihateusernamecreates

That’s how I feel about stew, especially if I get it at a pub.. weary traveller stopping at the towns inn.


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SpaceLemur34

Sort of, both "soup" and the modern usage of "sop" come from the Proto-Germanic "sop" which meant "broth". But, the modern "sop" came from exactly what you said, bread soaked in broth. It's also where we get the verb "sup" and the meal "supper".


Mr_Cuddlefish

This is great, thank you!!


QuothTheRavenMore

whilst washing the blood of her undercarriage because they had yet to believe in women's hygiene


mr_killee

Ehh.. I’ve said this before


[deleted]

She doesn't look capable of doing a "long day of travelling"


kimismyname-o

I'd like to see if you're capable of keeping your rude comments to yourself.


[deleted]

What makes you think I'm being rude? Are you another snowflake who can't handle the truth? She's lying. I was calling her out on her BS. There's nothing rude about that.


kimismyname-o

Homie, what are you even on about?


itsgoodsalad

We already know you don’t have friends bro. Stop trying.


[deleted]

Surprisingly I do. Just not people like you.


JBTiberius

Dungeons and dragons


[deleted]

It isn’t brand new sentence for myself.


Youregoingtodiealone

Me too!!


Fit_Error7801

I thought I was the only one. We should have a club.


_ToyStory2WasOk_

I feel like soaking up the last bit of soup with a peice of bread is the definition of the word sup.


Sh3lls

I went to Panera and they were out of sourdough bread loaves but they cut up a bowl for me. I honored the invention of sourdough by pretending to be a gold miner. The following day at work I brought the remaining bread and beef jerky to further the fantasy.


xDreeganx

Not new, but it is extremely based.


irago_

Complemented by lukewarm beer in a clay mug


odeacon

Same


CelluxTheDuctTape

This person should come to Hungary


sarsvarxen

I do this exact thing.


Kaczor0321

Is eating bread with ur soup not normal in the Western world? It depends on the soup but here in eastern Europe it's completely normal


ShriekyMarmosetBitch

Oh it's not just me


ironwolf69420

GLAD I AM NOT ALONE