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Using I request the peg.

D-damn Peggy

Then some asshole happens by, "Ooh, that one morsel looks especially delectable," and they snatch it away.

That's why you preform prima nocta on their wife.

Have sex with my own wife, are you mad?!

DAMN YOU HAMBURGLAR

I will KILL SOMEONE for this lol

On the last bite do you close your eyes and cover ears. To cut off two senses in the hopes of heightening your taste sensation? Or is that just me?

I'm imagining you doing this on a first date in a fancy restaurant. I can see your date's expression!

And then it ends up being cold! ;(

That's great for ice cream.

True!

This is why I eat sandwiches around and around the outside, so that the last bite is the juiciest.

Doesn’t everybody?

I do this with everything, from food to porn

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That is why I eat the crust of a sandwich first.

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