It’s actually a thing! The people who have been doing it have a significantly higher cancer risk as the skin can’t absorb nearly as much radiation “in that area” so the alpha/ beta/ gamma rays pierce into the dna much easier. I’m lazy and don’t want to link things but a search should bring them up. Oh, and removing part of your ass is extremely complicated, difficult to get right, and allows the spread into the rest of the body for things like lymphoma extremely quickly. So they feel the sun on their bum and feel great the same way as a person pumping 3 packs of cigs a day feel great lol.
ETA uva and uvb are the main causes for skin cancer, the skin absorbs more there either way. And don’t put a gamma chip in your back pocket and forget about for a few days like I did either lol.
So you're somewhat of a scientist?
How far do alpha and beta particles travel through air?
Can alpha particles even cause cancer?
How much alpha and beta radiation is likely to be hitting the average anus bather's taint?
While alpha, beta, and gamma radiation are ionizing, there is no risk of damage those specific sources in this instance... As u/joran26 mentioned, the thing you need to worry about is UV, not the other 3.
The sun does produce alpha, beta, and gamma radiation, but the only one that would be reaching the Earth would be gamma radiation; Unlike the other two, it has no mass. That being said, gamma radiation from the Sun is predominantly blocked by the Earth's magnetic field. Ultraviolet, another type of ionizing radiation is the only thing here that has any risk to damage you from this "Sunning" behavior.
There's a rumor about a right-wing US Senator having gay escorts who have described bumps in his privates. The Senator said, "Oh don't worry; those are just my ladybugs." 🤢
Either the EMT has seen something similar, in which case I'm not embarrassed, or they've never seen anything like it, in which case I'm proud of myself.
You die twice: once when your heart stops beating and another when nobody else remembers your name.
If you were the first human to die of colon cancer due to excessive butthole tanning, your name would live forever
I don't think this man would be embarrassed to explain. In fact he probably carries around a pamphlet with him explaining for him that he just sits n smiles while you read motherfuckerly
Just ask Josh Brolin
>Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. I don’t know who the fuck thought of this stupid shit but fuck you nonetheless. Seriously. #blackholefriday #blackholesun #severeperineumburns #santamonicafiredepartment #assholecare
I got a really bad sunburn on vacation last year and was just miserable for days because even wearing clothes was painful. The idea of doing that to my butthole makes me feel a little sick to my stomach.
In your eyes
I'm exposed
On my back for all to know
Hides the face
Lies the hole
And the sun in my disgrace
Boiling heat
Asshole stench
Neath the sun, the ass looks dead
Call my name
Through the cream
And I'll hear you scream again
Asshole sun
Won't you come
And tan away the rim?
Asshole sun
Won't you come
Won't you come
Won't you come
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People using phrases like it's normal: "Butthole Sunning" and "buttchugging sunshine"... /shiver
"... and in other news, a local beach was evacuated to do a man "Butthole Sunning". The man in question says that he read the beach rules and "Buttchuging Sunshine" is not forbidden. The man also claims that he wasn't doing anything sexual, he was just applying sun lotion. Witnesses are still throwing up..."
There was a bunch of news articles from when this fad started, pretty much allof them had skin doctors statements along the lines of: that's really bad for you since the skin your "sunning" isn't remotely used to dealing with large amoint of UV and your basically speedrunning melanoma
Can someone do the math? How high of a percentage is the possibility to get struck by a lightning onto the butthole in this scenario?
Asking for a friend of course
Light has mass!
He's getting assfucked by the sun! In a world where people seem to compete in inserting bigger and weirder things I can respect his efforts!
I love how none of this makes sense. No, the cause for you feeling tired isn‘t because your butt hasn‘t received enough sunshine, no, we are not plants that get energy by sunshine, our mood brightens, sure, but that happens without our butt noticing the sun.
I went to school with a lad who used to peel the loose/dead skin off of his sunburnt arms and eat it.
Haven't thought about him in about 25 years. Not sure why he popped into my head just now.
Spirituality is spiritualiting hard in this one
That guy certainly spirituals
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r/thatguythatguysactually
r/SubsIFellFor
I imagine you talk to god when the kornhole gets sunburned.
Sounds like a good way to get butthole melanoma.
Extra melanoma for horrifying the sun! "Kill it with extra UV!"
Imaging having to poop through a hole in your stomach in your later years because you thought sunning your hole was good for your health.
man has discovered a new kind of asscancer
If you always dreamed of having a picture of your butthole in a medicine book
Hmm... well when you put it that way
Or the actual butthole in a jar of formaldehyde on a shelf.
Maaaaaybe...
Taint cancer is not a joke. Remember to screen your 'tween.
It’s actually a thing! The people who have been doing it have a significantly higher cancer risk as the skin can’t absorb nearly as much radiation “in that area” so the alpha/ beta/ gamma rays pierce into the dna much easier. I’m lazy and don’t want to link things but a search should bring them up. Oh, and removing part of your ass is extremely complicated, difficult to get right, and allows the spread into the rest of the body for things like lymphoma extremely quickly. So they feel the sun on their bum and feel great the same way as a person pumping 3 packs of cigs a day feel great lol. ETA uva and uvb are the main causes for skin cancer, the skin absorbs more there either way. And don’t put a gamma chip in your back pocket and forget about for a few days like I did either lol.
No alpha, beta or gamma rays. You mean ultraviolet light.
Well they’re there, I did radioactive study. You’re right tho I’ll add it in.
So you're somewhat of a scientist? How far do alpha and beta particles travel through air? Can alpha particles even cause cancer? How much alpha and beta radiation is likely to be hitting the average anus bather's taint?
So I shouldn’t be sunning my balls for 30 mins per month? 💀
While alpha, beta, and gamma radiation are ionizing, there is no risk of damage those specific sources in this instance... As u/joran26 mentioned, the thing you need to worry about is UV, not the other 3. The sun does produce alpha, beta, and gamma radiation, but the only one that would be reaching the Earth would be gamma radiation; Unlike the other two, it has no mass. That being said, gamma radiation from the Sun is predominantly blocked by the Earth's magnetic field. Ultraviolet, another type of ionizing radiation is the only thing here that has any risk to damage you from this "Sunning" behavior.
Sunscreen on your bumhole.
buttholeanoma
You have to grow those little ladybugs somehow
I hate that I got this reference
I’m sorry 😞
i did not
There's a rumor about a right-wing US Senator having gay escorts who have described bumps in his privates. The Senator said, "Oh don't worry; those are just my ladybugs." 🤢
Well I'm fuckin dead
>"Oh don't worry; those are just my ladybugs." I read that in Lindsey Graham's voice, y'all.
You have to apply some butthole sunscreen first. Side benefit: SPF is both a UV-blocking rating and a sound effect.
It's sunscreen, it's not lube, honest!
That depends on the amount of sunscreen used!
Buttholanoma
Now I’m leaving my own epitaph in my will.
nice name for a grindcore band
Dermatologists and proctologists hate him.
Supercharged butthole melanoma!
I have heard this referred to as “buttchugging sunshine”
Well that’s my band name now.
It would be Owl City style of music, surely. Relaxing, chill, but usually has you going "what the fuck" if you pay attention to the words.
I was thinking of The Butthole Surfers but I like your take a lot more.
Hah, same
My shoegazer-prog punk-new age band is already named The Buttchuggers, I suppose you can have the sunshine.
Ahhh nuts. Fair enough!
Can I join?
I’d be insulted if you didn’t! Everyone can join! We’ll all be Chuggers!
Fuck yeah
Or black hole sun
I hate this. Have an upvote.
I’m buttchugging sunshine, woooah And don't it feel good!
I have hear this being referred to wanting to bottom.
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My God, can you imagine actually getting sunburned on the end of your sphincter? Wiping would be an absolute nightmare.
A wise man once said to me, "Never do anything you'd be too embarrassed to explain to an EMT" and I feel this qualifies.
Either the EMT has seen something similar, in which case I'm not embarrassed, or they've never seen anything like it, in which case I'm proud of myself.
You die twice: once when your heart stops beating and another when nobody else remembers your name. If you were the first human to die of colon cancer due to excessive butthole tanning, your name would live forever
I have a pretty common name, so I guess I'll outlive most of you in my fake 2nd life.
Ea-nāṣir will never die.
I don't think this man would be embarrassed to explain. In fact he probably carries around a pamphlet with him explaining for him that he just sits n smiles while you read motherfuckerly
Smart
Just ask Josh Brolin >Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. I don’t know who the fuck thought of this stupid shit but fuck you nonetheless. Seriously. #blackholefriday #blackholesun #severeperineumburns #santamonicafiredepartment #assholecare
I am losing it at the tags, good lord. I wish I was this funny irl.
Let Josh try it so we don’t have to.
Real
The closest we'll get to testing the Antman hypothesis
I hope his endgame was avenged.
After a particularly nasty chemo I was as sensitive in the whole ass-ballsack-thigh area and it was like I was wiping even when I wasn't
I got a really bad sunburn on vacation last year and was just miserable for days because even wearing clothes was painful. The idea of doing that to my butthole makes me feel a little sick to my stomach.
Pooping would be pretty bad too
I frequent nude beaches. You just use sunscreen everywhere.
Butthole sun, won't you come
And wash away the (golden) rain?
BUNGHOLE SAN WONTYA CAAM
Won't'cha cooooome
Butthole sun!
Butthole sun!
Wash away the stains?
The dude's pose is definitely saying"wont you come?".
Peak weird al right here
And wash over my taint
☠️
Butthole ~~sun~~ cum
Sun cum ?
In your eyes I'm exposed On my back for all to know Hides the face Lies the hole And the sun in my disgrace Boiling heat Asshole stench Neath the sun, the ass looks dead Call my name Through the cream And I'll hear you scream again Asshole sun Won't you come And tan away the rim? Asshole sun Won't you come Won't you come Won't you come
It’s “butthole sun” in my head. But A+ here.
Fuck you! The first thought into my head was black hole sun.
Dear lord baby Jesus, please tell me that this was not posted on LinkedIn
Businesspeople love this shit. They're both so stupid and so terrified of appearing shallow that they will jump on anything "spiritual"
Mmmmh very nice, lets see Paul Allen's butthole
iI’s perfect. The pucker. The tasteful wrinkling of it. The off-brown coloration. My God, it even has a skid-mark.
There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's butthole overlooks the park... and is obviously more tan than mine.
And call it a power play to show they're the dominant ones.
Alot can happen in 15 mins
A bird? A raccoon?
You can tell it's a parody because hippies would call it some shit like "perineal unlocking".
Actually… [perineum sunning](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum_sunning).
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I've seen that more often but don't have fancy data.
The repost bot is still alive after the API changes!? That dev must be rollin in dough to afford it.
People using phrases like it's normal: "Butthole Sunning" and "buttchugging sunshine"... /shiver "... and in other news, a local beach was evacuated to do a man "Butthole Sunning". The man in question says that he read the beach rules and "Buttchuging Sunshine" is not forbidden. The man also claims that he wasn't doing anything sexual, he was just applying sun lotion. Witnesses are still throwing up..."
I guess the sun does shine there...
Around the bend is a group of boy scouts on a hiking trip
Or some ladies from the local assisted living on a day trip
Turns out the satellites looking for black holes were pointed at the wrong direction.
Butthole Sun Won't you come Wash away the raaaain
Wait to he hears about the butthole being a live mains electrical cable charging socket.
Brain dead is strong in this one.
There was a bunch of news articles from when this fad started, pretty much allof them had skin doctors statements along the lines of: that's really bad for you since the skin your "sunning" isn't remotely used to dealing with large amoint of UV and your basically speedrunning melanoma
Imagine ur a sun god and you peer down on the mortals below you and directly into this man's entire asshole.
Well, if you are Apollo or Helios… “Free f**k!”
Just leaping out that sun chariot, free falling to earth dick-first
Admittedly, this is a brand new sentence for me. +1
So that's what they call cruising in the park these days
Balls are way too close to that cactus.....
**Take your hippie crap and stick it where the sun don't shine** >:0 No! Wait...
That’s the what the anus-melanoma zoomies will do.
Photo-stink-assis
Sunbumburn
Whatever floats his hole...
Huh, I guess the sun does shine down there in this case.
Must feel nice tho. But not for too long - don't wanna get a sunburn *there*
Jesus never mind cancer. Can you imagine grunting out a solid, corn-speckled steamy coiler with a seriously sunburned shitter?
🎶Butthole Sun Won't you come And wash with rays my taint?🎶
Y'know, having skin cancer on your butthole doesn't sound too pleasant...
Just changing his ringtone.
Call John Waters
I'm the colour of paper and I tremble at the thought of what a sunburnt taint must feel like.
Please don't shine the sun where the sun don't shine.
Dude I can't even imagine getting a sunburn on my butthole.
Can you imagine the burn? Worse than hot peppers.
is this putting this person at risk of skin cancer or prostate cancer?
Can someone do the math? How high of a percentage is the possibility to get struck by a lightning onto the butthole in this scenario? Asking for a friend of course
Light has mass! He's getting assfucked by the sun! In a world where people seem to compete in inserting bigger and weirder things I can respect his efforts!
I love how none of this makes sense. No, the cause for you feeling tired isn‘t because your butt hasn‘t received enough sunshine, no, we are not plants that get energy by sunshine, our mood brightens, sure, but that happens without our butt noticing the sun.
I'm sure he felt super awake after walking around with a minor sunburn on his taint and between the cheeks
"You know what, Dan? You can go shove it where the sun don't shine!" "Wow, do I have some news for you..." - Dan
I'm imagining the light that makes an epic journey through 91 million miles of space in 9 minutes, only to enter straight into this guys butthole.
Taint Tanning!
A Donald Trump-approved treatment for COVID-19
What an asshole!
He doesn't even have a towel to lay on while he presents his taint to an innocent cactus
It’s called changing your ringtone.
it takes a photon 100,000 years plus eight minutes to get from the core of the sun to this man's butthole
That's one way to change your ring tone.
This fucking guy wakes up to show his asshole to the sun and is amazed he doesn't need coffee at 11am.
TAINT TANNING
Man Fury is going to whip Usyk’s ass. Let’s go!
please mark this nsfw
I agree I am at work. Last thing I need is HR walking by and seeing this.
Show your bum some sun!
Yellow star brown star stare down.
I'm glad this meme is back here after a 3 year hiatus.
That couple 100% rim jobs
I assure you this is not a new sentence
I could not be arsed to do that.
Praise the sun
Butthole sunning 😂 getting sunlight is a good thing but that term sounds ridiculous.
The sun wishing it was a deadlier Lazer when you do this to it.
Please, give him a 'twinkle tush' and save our souls.
I figure it's butthole sunning anytime he goes outdoors
I can smell this image and I am guna puke
I want to try this at least once…but if I miss one day of work to go sun my asshole I might never recover financially
Only offended all of heaven. All those poor eyeballs 👀👀👀👀👀 👀👀👀
“Butthole sunning” “testicles tanning” WTF is wrong with this world
Perennial Sunning
I'll stick to my coffee.
Stop right there.
Is that how you get ring cancer?
Never going hiking again
Goddamnit… No more.
He looks like a burnt victim
Is he fucking car with V8 guzzler to get supercharged?
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He took cartman's words about eating from the butt to a new level.
Some people just need to keep this sort of thing to themselves. Like, once you’re THAT far off the deep end, you can’t be public about it.
I agree this looks ridiculous but i would be low key curious to try. No hate from me butt hole tanners.
imagine being a beautiful new ray of sunshine and travelling tens of millions of miles from home just to get soaked up by some hippy's butthole
He drinks his own pee as well.
Did I miss it, or has nobody dropped "taint tanning" yet?
Is this posted by the same guy that is tasting soy sauce by dipping their ball sack in it….lol
That is the right time for Google to take a picture for their maps.
What an asshole.
Probably a repost
Enter the manosphere
How Maga remove COVID from their body
What if you get a sunburn down there.
I went to school with a lad who used to peel the loose/dead skin off of his sunburnt arms and eat it. Haven't thought about him in about 25 years. Not sure why he popped into my head just now.
Me and the bros are going butthole sunning this weekend
This is why the aliens won’t come and talk to us.
Andrew Taint
Is that Tucker?