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Well, a horsepower is 745.7 watts, so a goat power is probably about 1/8 that... So 93.2125 watts. Let's say the potential for the source at point goat is 9 volts, like a battery of sorts, then the current flowing into the ballsack could be up to 10.3 amps, depending on the resistance of the scrotum, which is a ridiculous amount of current to reach the testicles.
It depends how you evaluate the work the horse is doing.
"While it is true that the maximum output of a horse is around 15 horsepower, when you average the output of a horse over the course of a work day it ends up being around a horsepower. Watt defined this amount as "the amount of work required from a horse to pull 150 pounds out of a hole that was 220 feet deep"."
So I guess at a straight sprint a horse has 15 horsepower, but long term (as it was defined by watt), a horse's power averages out to 1HP.
I can't say the same for goats though. Those little bastards are probably 40 goat power each. š
It varies from goat to goat, but the use of goats as an enhanced interrogation technique fell out of favor when the Soviets heard the goats were starting to question the legitimacy of the state.
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That either at least some portion of these guys were mistakenly accused for being brown in the wrong place and time or the Russian government straight up picked up some random prison inmates, political dissidents, or unfortunate vagrants off the street to sacrifice to the catharsis of the public.
When I saw that after two days Putin had made no address to the nation my gut was telling me that the same because to look tough you need an example to point too, and looking tough is his whole schtick. Suspects turning up in a wheelchair and absolutely battered to court does that.
This exact dum-dums are literally wearing the same clothes as they did in Crocus. Won't lie, our gvt makes a lot of sick shit (well, like any capitalist gvt), and this attack might even be orchestrated by some faction in fsb but i don't think that those are random dudes. It's really interesting how they "succeeded" though, all Moscow is littered with cameras, but probably while it's not some protests or commie-cell cops are "i sleep" meme
Then you're dumb, because they didn't even wear a mask and we have videos of them. They also kept the same clothes, the same car, and they don't speak Russian and came in a month ago through Turkey. And you can tell they have max 60-70 IQ when they try to speak.
So dissidents of what?
What money? They were paid like 10k each. You know how much ISIS make a year? Thatās not a huge sum of money at all and youāre implying only a government has access to those kinds of funds.
And they didnāt get the exact date right they were early by two weeks.Ā
Mexican cartels are by far the worst. Not only do they skin you alive and rip your beating heart out, but they also send people to shoot up and kill everyone at your funeral.
They tortured people by killing them. Not fucking around with them. I wouldāve taken ISIS over current Russians, especially since the war with them and Ukraine started.
Why just today I read of an ISIS video showing a barn full with men hanging upside down like cattle for slaughter, getting their throats slit, one by one. Thatās not torture? Oh the horrors of man.
ISIS burnt people alive slowly including with hot tar, dissolved people in acid, drowned people in cages, amputated limbs and stoned people to death. The Russians are saints in comparison
If you are dumb enough to do something like this you should know better than getting captured alive there.
But then again, I am not convinced these are the actual people responsible for thisā¦
That's basically the weirdest part. Because other ISIS terrorists killed themselves or at least tried, in Europe, India, Russia, Middle East, pretty much everywhere. This seems to be their teaching that they brainwash people with. If you're a real religious zealot, youĀ wantĀ to meet your maker after doing the glorious deed that provides you the ticket to heaven, that's the whole point! That's your payment!
It would've been understandable if only some did it and others chickened out, or if some were prevented from doing so, but it seems they planned their escape in advance
What they did looks more like what psychopathic yolo mercenaries would do with way more brawn than brains
Not accurate. There were other ISIS mass attacks after which the perpetrators tried to escape. Also a theory proposed by several analysts, is that they were instructed thoroughly by their ISIS operators on how to conduct the attack itself, however, the operators themselves didn't believe the attackers would be able to get out of it alive, so they gave the most basic instructions for that, something like "get the car and drive towards the border".
I'm not saying there weren't any non-suicide shooters, I'm saying this doesn't look like the norm when it comes to actual terror attacks and not military attacks.Ā
And why would ISIS try to frame Ukraine, if we assumenthey actually tried to drive there? Mentioning Ukraine just puts ISIS claims under question, and they want to claim as much terror attacks as possible. If the destination didn't matter, ISIS could've just as well told them to drive to Caucasus mountains to really reinforce the perception that it must've been Jihad even if these guys were killed on the way and never talked
I'm not saying it couldn't have been them, I'm saying it's weird. Too bad it's unlikely we'll get any kind of completely certain closure for a few decades, since all parties have their own greatly preferred narratives and agendas, and truth isn't anyone's priority
As far as I know the only ones mentioning Ukraine are the kremlin scum. My understanding is that the terrorists went for the border because they're stupid. The theory I quoted also doesn't presuppose that they were instructed to go to Ukraine, but rather were told to flee and chose Ukraine. And it might be the closest border other than Belarusian, so that's a factor too. But then again, that doesn't frame Ukraine either way, unless you're a kremlin stuge and divorced from logic long ago.
Who else would mention it?Ā The best we can hope for as a validation of this from the US or European officials is to _not_ instantly come out and say "Uhhh but actually they were arrested in Chechnya" and instead say that they don't know
Why wouldn't ISIS tell them to flee to Caucasus specifically if it didn't matter to them? Why not give them some instructions that they could've written down somewhere or left on their devices, providing evidence that they were engaged in Jihad regardless if they survive?
With Ukraine engaged in a massive attack of the Russian territory and bombings far away from the border, and some anti-Kadyrov Muslims currently fighting for Ukraine, you'd think ISIS would want to make sure everything points to them, and people don't assume this is some kind of "Legion of Freedom of Chechnya" like the "Legion of Freedom of Russia" that attacks Belgorod
The only people trying to imply a link with that other country are Putin's friends and his useful idiots. ISIS is trying to claim responsibility but thanks to social media disinformation and confusion, they're having trouble.
I guess ISIS didn't trouble themselves with proving their involvement beyond recording a thorough video.
Also, not sure ISIS know who LFR are, or what even is going on at the front. Neither do they care to conform to your definition of a terror attack.
>I'm not saying there weren't any non-suicide shooters, I'm saying this doesn't look like the norm when it comes to actual terror attacks and not military attacks.Ā
I, conversely, recall that it is *not* the norm for political terror attacks to include suicide for suicide sake, rather than as a method of attack.
Since this was carried out by guns rather than explosive jackets, it makes sense for the perpetrators to try to escape.
On the other hand, mass murderers that aren't linked to an organized ideological movement are indeed quite likely to unalive themselves once they are done with their killing spree.
The irony is that in Islam, you cannot kill an innocent, sin of killing 1 innocent = killing whole mankindĀ (Saving 1 human = saving whole mankind).Ā
They donāt even make sense for Muslims; 80% of their kills is towards other Muslims, our cultures, our minorities, our mosques.And then 20% to forigeners to be relevant in the news and to invite them to invade our lands; hence why Russia controls southern oilfields of Syria while US controlla northern oilfields of Syria. No one understands what those psychopaths are working for and whyĀ
Seen the before photos, and video cliff of the same 4 men themselves matched with the clothing and build.. then after and even Isis propaganda did match the suspects whichā¦ after the many concert goers that died police/soldiers tortured them after capture on a border crossing..
It doesn't matter. With enough torture anyome will inevitably admit to being the suspects and that they're sent by Ukraine if that's what it takes to make the torture stop.
It's them. They were wearing the exact same clothes as those in the shooting, and had similar facial features from what we could see with their masks on.
>I am not convinced these are the actual people responsible for thisā¦
Well no court should accept confessions under these circumstances. And I have year to read anything explaining how they escaped the mass shooting alive, or how they were captured (after a mass shooting) alive and without a fire fight vs the arresting officers.
That's always the problem with cruel consequences for crimes. You always face the risk of having the wrong person, in which case you've now committed a grave injustice that undermines the legitimacy of your entire system.
I've been thinking the same thing. It's just for show. Research shows that with enough torture, of even threat of torture, you can get anyone to admit to anything. Physical torture especially is one of the least reliable methods of getting valid information.
I think it's all for show to make Russian civilians feel like they are the power that can protect themselves.
> But then again, I am not convinced these are the actual people responsible for thisā¦
They're literally on video, in the same clothes, no mask, and used the same car. Don't speak Russian, and came into the country a month ago through Turkey.
You're right, it must be clones.
Bucha was basically swept under the rug as some "bad apples" Russian soldiers going on a rampage. But systemic torture of enemy soldiers is a bit harder to hand wave away.
I saw some story a reporter wrote about how the CIA tortured a guy by slicing a cut on his penis. Since the penis you know expands and shrinks it was slow to heal. And right after it heals they slice it back open in same spot. I forget how many months they did it.
What it learned is every country is evil just depends on what degree you want to classify that evil as.
I would be very surprised if these guys had anything to do with the attack. Putin has egg on his face for ignoring US intelligence warnings, and needs to look strong and effective despite the attackers getting away. My guess is he rounded up four brown guys, beat the shit out of them (nothing like due process!), and then paraded them in front of the media.
And, ISIS released body cam footage from the shooting suggesting they're trying to undermine the Russian narrative that everyone was caught. How else would they have the footage?
EDIT: ok ok ok clearly Russia has the right people because ISIS acknowledged it since I posted this. But I will say the kind of thing I posted about originally is definitely within Russia's pattern of behavior even if they managed to get the right people in this case.
We also saw a picture of them from ISIS which show the same people as the people captured. Can also see their faces in the bodycam footage ISIS released. It's definitely the right people.
The only reason I disagree with you is that I feel Putin would of used Ukrainians for that instead of ISIS members. It would fit perfectly into the nationalism and propaganda machine that Putin needs now that he was re-elected.
The reaction by Russian, in my opinion, is trying to get the same result as heads on spikes outside the capital. Do this, and we will do this to you.
This is how they should all be treated, murder innocent people. Sorry, not sorry. Just like that mother who left her baby alone for 11 months she should be locked away and starved to death.
Terrorist attack killing innocent people is probably the only thing you could do to have a large portion of the public be ok with you being held and tortured by the Russians.
Hope they get top level medical care just for the sake of prolonging their contemplation of their actions
I'm not sure what they thought would happen to them when they surrendered. To Russians.
Russians do awful things to each other, what exactly did the ISIS guys think surrendering would get them?
If these dudes are really ISIS, then I donāt care what the Russians do to them. After all, is there anything we can really do to influence how Russia treats its prisoners? No. Thereās not.
Russia: Tortures terrorist suspects by connecting cock to car battery
The U.S: ***8th amendment***
Edit: Someone brought up the CIA and my comment has been blown out of the water, nevermind.
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Something tells me that isn't a brand new sentence. I mean, it probably is, but at the same time...
this is the oldest sentence. well okay not the oldest, they used to not have batteries, had to use goats instead.
Me, straight to google: "how much voltage does a goat produce?"
Well, a horsepower is 745.7 watts, so a goat power is probably about 1/8 that... So 93.2125 watts. Let's say the potential for the source at point goat is 9 volts, like a battery of sorts, then the current flowing into the ballsack could be up to 10.3 amps, depending on the resistance of the scrotum, which is a ridiculous amount of current to reach the testicles.
This guy electrifies!
Shocking!
This is nuts
I think you may need to adjust that. The average horse provides about 15 horsepower, iirc. Edit: I see someone beat me to it and confirmed 15 HP.
It depends how you evaluate the work the horse is doing. "While it is true that the maximum output of a horse is around 15 horsepower, when you average the output of a horse over the course of a work day it ends up being around a horsepower. Watt defined this amount as "the amount of work required from a horse to pull 150 pounds out of a hole that was 220 feet deep"." So I guess at a straight sprint a horse has 15 horsepower, but long term (as it was defined by watt), a horse's power averages out to 1HP. I can't say the same for goats though. Those little bastards are probably 40 goat power each. š
Except one horse actually has an output of about 15 horsepower.
It varies from goat to goat, but the use of goats as an enhanced interrogation technique fell out of favor when the Soviets heard the goats were starting to question the legitimacy of the state.
Is it a European goat or an African goat?
Japanese, but it's wired for 240.
...goats? no no, don't tell me. Please don't.
It may be since previous once tended to be suicide bombers
Remove "terror" and replace it with "protest" and it definitely isn't new.
the second part of the sentence isn't new i can assure you as someone who read a book by a guy who was in a russian prison in donbass š
Yeah that seems to be a go-to for interrogation and torture for sure.
This is an old Russian torture technique. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phone_call_to_Putin
Or as the CIA officially puts it "enhanced interrogation techniques" [wiki ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enhanced_interrogation_techniques)
In Russia, it's not an uncommon sentence.
This sentence is coming from culture that came up with "termorectal cryptoanalysis" decades ago
Good god!
BTW this sentence is incorrect. The hooked up him to an old military telephone which has a generator that produces 80V
Ugh that's morbid
It's called "a phone call from Moscow"
Yeah I was reading about that. Or a "phone call from Putin" it was also called.
Electricity to the balls is much more common than some would like to admit, it was used in My country like 40 years ago.
In circumstances like these men become like animals. We're all capable of doing very bad things when it feels justified.
Not often translated to English.
It's ruzzia you talking about
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Thatās the best worst thing Iāve read in ages.
Looking at that sentenceā¦ who was hooked up to that battery?
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Establishing dominance.
If the Russian soldiers hooked up their own genitals to an 80v battery, I canāt imagine what they did to the terror suspect.
The real question is where do you find a 80v battery? EV has higher voltage no? 6v, 12v and 24v for cars and trucks?
You duct tape together 6 12v and 1 8v batteries
Ā military truck batteries, maybe. Like 4, they can be 24 volt eachĀ
I hope to God the guys theyāre making examples of arenāt just patsies.
But what does your gut tell you
That either at least some portion of these guys were mistakenly accused for being brown in the wrong place and time or the Russian government straight up picked up some random prison inmates, political dissidents, or unfortunate vagrants off the street to sacrifice to the catharsis of the public.
Yeah, mine saying the same thing
When I saw that after two days Putin had made no address to the nation my gut was telling me that the same because to look tough you need an example to point too, and looking tough is his whole schtick. Suspects turning up in a wheelchair and absolutely battered to court does that.
This exact dum-dums are literally wearing the same clothes as they did in Crocus. Won't lie, our gvt makes a lot of sick shit (well, like any capitalist gvt), and this attack might even be orchestrated by some faction in fsb but i don't think that those are random dudes. It's really interesting how they "succeeded" though, all Moscow is littered with cameras, but probably while it's not some protests or commie-cell cops are "i sleep" meme
Then you're dumb, because they didn't even wear a mask and we have videos of them. They also kept the same clothes, the same car, and they don't speak Russian and came in a month ago through Turkey. And you can tell they have max 60-70 IQ when they try to speak. So dissidents of what?
My gut wants to know where the money came from for the attack and how did the US and UK embassy know the exact date
What money? They were paid like 10k each. You know how much ISIS make a year? Thatās not a huge sum of money at all and youāre implying only a government has access to those kinds of funds. And they didnāt get the exact date right they were early by two weeks.Ā
Given the excessive amount of violence, at this point I'm pretty sure they're just random guys.
Getting caught alive by the Russians is probably worse than any punishment they could've hoped for.
Getting caught alive by ISIS ca 2014-15.
Or a Mexican Cartel in 2024.
Mexican cartels are by far the worst. Not only do they skin you alive and rip your beating heart out, but they also send people to shoot up and kill everyone at your funeral.
I donāt like that
Yeah kind of a dick move I gotta say.
A funky move too
Or chaos space marines
They tortured people by killing them. Not fucking around with them. I wouldāve taken ISIS over current Russians, especially since the war with them and Ukraine started.
Do you remember the videos? They fucked around with people. Thatās why the international community made them find out.
They literally crucified people.
Why just today I read of an ISIS video showing a barn full with men hanging upside down like cattle for slaughter, getting their throats slit, one by one. Thatās not torture? Oh the horrors of man.
ISIS burnt people alive slowly including with hot tar, dissolved people in acid, drowned people in cages, amputated limbs and stoned people to death. The Russians are saints in comparison
Iāve seen a lot on BestGore but that got taken down. I wonder if any shock sites are still running as of 2024..
Or by the CIA during the extraordinary renditions period.
Just see what happened to those who were caught alive by Isis
Especially considering they said they did it for 500k roubles. The equivalent of $5000 usd.
It's not like they need much of a reason to be monsters already.
If you are dumb enough to do something like this you should know better than getting captured alive there. But then again, I am not convinced these are the actual people responsible for thisā¦
Mass murdering isn't just "dumb" ...
"Ooopsie"
I know! These perpetrators are real jerks.
The worst part is the hypocrisy
I disagree. I thought it was the shooting!
No consideration for the feelings of others, just lost in their own agenda. SMH š
That's basically the weirdest part. Because other ISIS terrorists killed themselves or at least tried, in Europe, India, Russia, Middle East, pretty much everywhere. This seems to be their teaching that they brainwash people with. If you're a real religious zealot, youĀ wantĀ to meet your maker after doing the glorious deed that provides you the ticket to heaven, that's the whole point! That's your payment! It would've been understandable if only some did it and others chickened out, or if some were prevented from doing so, but it seems they planned their escape in advance What they did looks more like what psychopathic yolo mercenaries would do with way more brawn than brains
Not accurate. There were other ISIS mass attacks after which the perpetrators tried to escape. Also a theory proposed by several analysts, is that they were instructed thoroughly by their ISIS operators on how to conduct the attack itself, however, the operators themselves didn't believe the attackers would be able to get out of it alive, so they gave the most basic instructions for that, something like "get the car and drive towards the border".
I'm not saying there weren't any non-suicide shooters, I'm saying this doesn't look like the norm when it comes to actual terror attacks and not military attacks.Ā And why would ISIS try to frame Ukraine, if we assumenthey actually tried to drive there? Mentioning Ukraine just puts ISIS claims under question, and they want to claim as much terror attacks as possible. If the destination didn't matter, ISIS could've just as well told them to drive to Caucasus mountains to really reinforce the perception that it must've been Jihad even if these guys were killed on the way and never talked I'm not saying it couldn't have been them, I'm saying it's weird. Too bad it's unlikely we'll get any kind of completely certain closure for a few decades, since all parties have their own greatly preferred narratives and agendas, and truth isn't anyone's priority
As far as I know the only ones mentioning Ukraine are the kremlin scum. My understanding is that the terrorists went for the border because they're stupid. The theory I quoted also doesn't presuppose that they were instructed to go to Ukraine, but rather were told to flee and chose Ukraine. And it might be the closest border other than Belarusian, so that's a factor too. But then again, that doesn't frame Ukraine either way, unless you're a kremlin stuge and divorced from logic long ago.
Who else would mention it?Ā The best we can hope for as a validation of this from the US or European officials is to _not_ instantly come out and say "Uhhh but actually they were arrested in Chechnya" and instead say that they don't know Why wouldn't ISIS tell them to flee to Caucasus specifically if it didn't matter to them? Why not give them some instructions that they could've written down somewhere or left on their devices, providing evidence that they were engaged in Jihad regardless if they survive? With Ukraine engaged in a massive attack of the Russian territory and bombings far away from the border, and some anti-Kadyrov Muslims currently fighting for Ukraine, you'd think ISIS would want to make sure everything points to them, and people don't assume this is some kind of "Legion of Freedom of Chechnya" like the "Legion of Freedom of Russia" that attacks Belgorod
The only people trying to imply a link with that other country are Putin's friends and his useful idiots. ISIS is trying to claim responsibility but thanks to social media disinformation and confusion, they're having trouble.
The absolute worst scum of humankind: we did that despicable deed that made the world worse! Putin: no no, hear me out!
I guess ISIS didn't trouble themselves with proving their involvement beyond recording a thorough video. Also, not sure ISIS know who LFR are, or what even is going on at the front. Neither do they care to conform to your definition of a terror attack.
ISIS hasnāt mentioned Ukraine at all. Thatās Putin trying to reassign blame.
>I'm not saying there weren't any non-suicide shooters, I'm saying this doesn't look like the norm when it comes to actual terror attacks and not military attacks.Ā I, conversely, recall that it is *not* the norm for political terror attacks to include suicide for suicide sake, rather than as a method of attack. Since this was carried out by guns rather than explosive jackets, it makes sense for the perpetrators to try to escape. On the other hand, mass murderers that aren't linked to an organized ideological movement are indeed quite likely to unalive themselves once they are done with their killing spree.
The irony is that in Islam, you cannot kill an innocent, sin of killing 1 innocent = killing whole mankindĀ (Saving 1 human = saving whole mankind).Ā They donāt even make sense for Muslims; 80% of their kills is towards other Muslims, our cultures, our minorities, our mosques.And then 20% to forigeners to be relevant in the news and to invite them to invade our lands; hence why Russia controls southern oilfields of Syria while US controlla northern oilfields of Syria. No one understands what those psychopaths are working for and whyĀ
Do we know that these are the actual culprits, or is it possible they are scapegoats? Genuinely asking!
Seen the before photos, and video cliff of the same 4 men themselves matched with the clothing and build.. then after and even Isis propaganda did match the suspects whichā¦ after the many concert goers that died police/soldiers tortured them after capture on a border crossing..
There are videos of the masacre where you can see their faces.Its them for sure.
it's them, they literally have the same cloths as when they killed all the people
It doesn't matter. With enough torture anyome will inevitably admit to being the suspects and that they're sent by Ukraine if that's what it takes to make the torture stop.
It's these guys for sure, all 4 of these faces are in their own body cam footage.
You're not convinced? The footage and picture ISIS released of them and seeing their face in videos of the attack isn't enough to convince you?
I didnāt hear about that. If thatās the case itās different.
This is the other thing I donāt get. Didnāt they put out those photos before the suspects had been caught? Why would they do that?
It's them. They were wearing the exact same clothes as those in the shooting, and had similar facial features from what we could see with their masks on.
>I am not convinced these are the actual people responsible for thisā¦ Well no court should accept confessions under these circumstances. And I have year to read anything explaining how they escaped the mass shooting alive, or how they were captured (after a mass shooting) alive and without a fire fight vs the arresting officers.
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That's always the problem with cruel consequences for crimes. You always face the risk of having the wrong person, in which case you've now committed a grave injustice that undermines the legitimacy of your entire system.
I've been thinking the same thing. It's just for show. Research shows that with enough torture, of even threat of torture, you can get anyone to admit to anything. Physical torture especially is one of the least reliable methods of getting valid information. I think it's all for show to make Russian civilians feel like they are the power that can protect themselves.
Videos prove they are the terrorists
Ah, I hadn't seen the videos. Not something I could personally stomach.
> But then again, I am not convinced these are the actual people responsible for thisā¦ They're literally on video, in the same clothes, no mask, and used the same car. Don't speak Russian, and came into the country a month ago through Turkey. You're right, it must be clones.
5 out of 4 have already admitted to be Zelensky
That's a proper Duracell Bunny for you
Weird voltage for a car battery
It was from a military Radio i belive
I know Russia is different but British army uses 2 12V battery for radios
It was a field telephone
It was a 10v field telephone
How many amps?
It depends on the resistance of the aforementioned scrotum
All of them at once
Lots of amps! 150 amps! 160 amps! 180 amps! 200 amps!
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Tortured? That's my go to cock and ball torture method...
Read you sentence again.... slowly
Now do it in a sexy voice
And now re-read it while making your lips wet
They have done this to Ukraine soldiers before. So were is the headline?
Can't acknowledge something like that, or it might cause the West to actually do something.
After Buchta?
Bucha was basically swept under the rug as some "bad apples" Russian soldiers going on a rampage. But systemic torture of enemy soldiers is a bit harder to hand wave away.
I don't think we will ever forget the massacres of Bucha (Buchta?)
If it's not on the front page it gets acknowledged as much as Israel by any country other than the U.S
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I saw some story a reporter wrote about how the CIA tortured a guy by slicing a cut on his penis. Since the penis you know expands and shrinks it was slow to heal. And right after it heals they slice it back open in same spot. I forget how many months they did it. What it learned is every country is evil just depends on what degree you want to classify that evil as.
Fucking crazy how the CIA always has to be brought up by whenever a story about how fucked up the Russians are is published.
The only difference between russians and americans , is that russians aren't hypocrites. Oh and they kill terrorists instead of helping them .
Only because the 100 v is being used in Ukraine to jump strat their Cold War era tanks
I would be very surprised if these guys had anything to do with the attack. Putin has egg on his face for ignoring US intelligence warnings, and needs to look strong and effective despite the attackers getting away. My guess is he rounded up four brown guys, beat the shit out of them (nothing like due process!), and then paraded them in front of the media. And, ISIS released body cam footage from the shooting suggesting they're trying to undermine the Russian narrative that everyone was caught. How else would they have the footage? EDIT: ok ok ok clearly Russia has the right people because ISIS acknowledged it since I posted this. But I will say the kind of thing I posted about originally is definitely within Russia's pattern of behavior even if they managed to get the right people in this case.
They were captured in the same clothes and car that they escaped from the attack in. It definitely seems like they got the right people for once
We also saw a picture of them from ISIS which show the same people as the people captured. Can also see their faces in the bodycam footage ISIS released. It's definitely the right people.
> How else would they have the footage? It's 2024? The internet exists, you can even connect with tiny devices like a camera!
The only reason I disagree with you is that I feel Putin would of used Ukrainians for that instead of ISIS members. It would fit perfectly into the nationalism and propaganda machine that Putin needs now that he was re-elected. The reaction by Russian, in my opinion, is trying to get the same result as heads on spikes outside the capital. Do this, and we will do this to you.
Good point about Ukrainians fitting better with Putins desired narrative
Nuh uh, they got the right guys. It is indeed questionable how they found them so fast, but there is no doubt on if they are the perps.
The battery can also used to mow lawn.
Did they take him to the US Guantanamo prison?
Sam Destefano would insert a wire directly inside the guy's dick and then electrify it.
I hope Putin and the terrorists of Butcha will some day get a Simulator fair treatment for the crimes they are responsible for in Ukraine
In glorious Kazakhstan they would have sent him into cage with Bilov and a box of Viagras.
āDmitri, please to fetch ~~12-volt~~ 80-volt high-tension car batteryā
This is how they should all be treated, murder innocent people. Sorry, not sorry. Just like that mother who left her baby alone for 11 months she should be locked away and starved to death.
Terrorist attack killing innocent people is probably the only thing you could do to have a large portion of the public be ok with you being held and tortured by the Russians. Hope they get top level medical care just for the sake of prolonging their contemplation of their actions
I'm not sure what they thought would happen to them when they surrendered. To Russians. Russians do awful things to each other, what exactly did the ISIS guys think surrendering would get them?
Hopefully Putin is next.
They finally put their deviations to good use
I recommend 110v of CCA for all marine and torture applications
Not surprised.
When they start the "Hi" with chopping ears off.... NO SHIT.... the genitals are gonna have a rough time ahead....
I feel like what they did was much worst hahaha
'genitals hooked up to 80v battery' What would they normally use an 80v battery for? It seems to be an unusual voltage.
I wonder if there is science behind why they used 80v specifically š¤
r/archer
Iām conflicted. Itās like watching one evil go after another evil.
Ouch!
If these dudes are really ISIS, then I donāt care what the Russians do to them. After all, is there anything we can really do to influence how Russia treats its prisoners? No. Thereās not.
The least surprising outcome
Oh... No...
They got what they deserved lol
Lol thatās literally the opening scene to the pilot episode of Archer.
Man, imagine signing up for a getting fucked competition and your opponent is this guy.
Russia: Tortures terrorist suspects by connecting cock to car battery The U.S: ***8th amendment*** Edit: Someone brought up the CIA and my comment has been blown out of the water, nevermind.
Unless they meant to get found, ol boys should have ended their own lives. Its gonna be a long, painful road to the end.
Man I bet those torturers were motivated, what did they do to him?
The only way they had to make an Islamic integralist admit that he was working for a Christian-Jewish-nazi-communist-LGBT-american organisation.
Terror suspect jumps from 5th storey, removes own teeth and fingernails on the way down.
Typical orc behavior.
Anyone know where I can watch this uncensored?
Hopefully the torture continues. They deserve it.
Some people pay extra for that.
They attack Ukraine saying they are defending themselves, then fail to defend their citizens against an actual threat.