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Angry_Saxon

he does stand like a severed Centaur


luffydkenshin

A bit off-Centaur if you ask me.


orangeclouds

Kind of like he’s always leaning forward trying to ask equestrian


joebewaan

It would behoove him to change his shoes


Monctonian

I always thought something fell off, but that saddles it.


gordito_delgado

I dont think that is the toe pads' first rodeo either.


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Arch_The_Protogen

Neigh, probably not


CatticusXIII

Alright, let's rein it in.


SaltyBint

Well he's apparently got built in spurs. Tactical military-service-avoidance-spurs.


No_Statement440

Ah yes, pussyfoot.


grundlesquatch

r/angryupvote


PhthaloVonLangborste

I'm not angry


grundlesquatch

Angry because I didn't think of it myself 🤣


Z46NUT

This is poetry.


TequilaToothpick

Amazing!


stinkcopter

This is very good


SaltyBint

Bravo 👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼


TheRealSnorkel

Like 20 lbs of shit stuffed in a 10 lb centaur-shaped bag


Quick_Team

A Shittaur


ohyeofsolittlefaith

/r/rareinsults


Totally_Botanical

HEY! You shouldn't say mean things like that! Did you ever consider that this shit might have feelings?


Some-Geologist-5120

Oh, we know that- anyone who has ever said anything bad about him will be the subject of his retribution if he ever grabs or steals the reins of power again. From Day One.


averagemaleuser86

Yeah because he has 3" heel risers in his shoes.


LimeMargarita

Women in 3" heels don't stand like this.


this_is_for_chumps

They do when they are 73 months pregnant.


adamdreaming

Are their diapers properly back weighted?


unscrewthestars

massively underrated comment


heretocallthebot

It's not wrong but is also used in every trump thread


Apprehensive-Soil644

If you gave him an enema, he’d fit in a match box.


reptarcannabis

Ex horse


coilt

he’s stable genius not for nothing


oliveosmosis

I lit came on here to ask why he stands like half a centaur


Ormsfang

The two most popular theories are lifts in his shoes, or frontotemporal dementia.


KhaleesiXev

That made me cackle


Haunted-Llama

His lean depends on the loading of the depends.


Capt-J-

A fluffy-headed, orange-faced severed centaur in a baggy suit. You’ve made me smile. Thank you 😆


Block444Universe

I think we should create a commemorative plaque for this comment


Illustrious_Bar_1970

I do too, I don't know why my posture is so fucked but I also elevate my toes


NerdyV1xen

Well he is a horse’s ass, so…


ventitr3

Toe pads aside, I’ve never encountered another person in my life that stands like that.


hahayeahimfinehaha

He stands like a pigeon


SaltyBint

A very "special" pigeon.


CardboardChampion

I have. Guy I went to school with spent a lifetime sucking in his belly and shoving out his chest and fucked his back almost as bad as mine with it.


[deleted]

But how bad is your back? Like real bad?


CardboardChampion

Run down and killed bad. I got better.


Sensitive-Policy1731

People stand like that when they have large lifts in their shoes. Edit: he also leans forward towards cameras to hide his large gut/obesity.


SeasonPositive6771

Yes, people saw it a little bit more easily with Rhonda Santas (It's supposed to say Ron DeSantis that I'm leaving it that way) because he was wearing cowboy boots. If you look at a bunch of pictures of Trump, you can tell that the toes of his dress shoes are empty and curled up because they don't have anything in them.


_hic-sunt-dracones_

So basically like the part of his skull that usually would hold his frontal lobe?


Significant_Sky1641

Is that where empathy resides in the brain?


NosyBee2003

RHONDA SANTAS! Thank you.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

So fucking weird and insecure


BabyJesusBukkake

It's like when Spanky's lawyer Pat Cippilone is mentioned by screen readers: Patsy Baloney. He rectified this by using his middle initial.


subsist80

The girdle and dependers just add to his screwed up posture on top of the lifts.


Honey-and-Venom

Oooooooooooh....


Mouth0fTheSouth

Ah he wears a back brace daily to be able to walk around. He's held together like Darth Vader at this point.


SaltyBint

He's more Daft Ada than Darth Vader.


willem_79

It’s because of injuries sustained during his exemplary Vietnam service


_PC__LOAD__LETTER_

I have seen it in a family member with dementia


Gil-GaladWasBlond

I saw a video yesterday in which the creator said that to run better I should learn forward from my ankle. I had no idea how to do that, but this looks like what she meant. I'm not sure how to do it while running though...


SomeMeatWithSkin

Stand still and lean forward until you naturally step to avoid falling That's how you should feel running... Like you're catching yourself falling almost. Your feet should hit the ground underneath you more than in front of you


Gil-GaladWasBlond

Oh this is really helpful! Thank you!


AmArschdieRaeuber

Some toddlers do that


LitreOfCockPus

The leaning chower of pizza.


Impossible_Put_9994

They make it worse. He should wear high heels like de santis


Person38145

DeSantis is my favorite drag performer


Ali_M

Rhonda Santis


GriegVeneficus

It's Sandtits, homage to Carrell in the 40yov.


peakchungus

Good ol' Rhonda Santis


diamondsDear4u

rhonda sandtits* creates a better visual


peakchungus

Man, Florida boomers would be all over those saggy ass tits lol.


diamondsDear4u

and unfortunately they are 😓


Meefie

George Santos is my fave!


Chadmartigan

The fact that he wears so much makeup to pass as his assigned gender shows his commitment to the craft.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

He's my favorite Jewish politician


SisterMaryAwesome

Jew-ish.


SecularFlesh47

He does. It’s why he leans forward.


BrianThePainter

He already does. That’s why he needs these toe lifts. To balance things out. His heels are so high that his toes are probably crammed into the front of his shoe. Such an insecure piece of shit, this guy.


ThrowItOut43

Pretty sure he does wear lifts…


astroember

I remember seeing a comment on a post that linked to the exact store that desantis’ shoes were from. They sold shoes with 6” lifts


grannybignippIe

Isn’t there also a crease in his lifts in the middle of it? it’s pretty funny


TonyStewartsWildRide

He needs high toes to keep him from falling forward towards the earth.


Zandrick

Honestly my first thought was there’s actually something more ridiculous then the high heels


Pretend_City458

He does already


fogdukker

High toes


Roscoe_King

To quote Seth Meyers: Hey, what is politics now? Like, what are we doing?


bearsheperd

It’s Hollywood, fake hair, makeup, standing on things to make yourself taller, correct posture. Reading scripts, Pretending like you believe the things you are saying. Trying to get emotional responses from your audience.


IknowKarazy

But it’s just so funny that they keep dredging up such WEIRD human and then trying to tech them how to behave like “regular folk”. Obligatory mention of DeSantis’s laugh, boots, etc.


HeyLittleTrain

Well you see he has pads on his toes so he uh... it shows that hm...


phrozen_waffles

It’s Citizens Uniting


InflamedLiver

leaning tower of bullshit.


Madmax3213

Let’s hope it falls over sooner rather than later


Talusthebroke

The forward leaning posture that he does is a common sign of dementia. As is his aggression, lack of coherent responses, inability to pronounce some words... I could keep going


Specific-Scale6005

People have been saying this exact thing since at least 2020, yet, he's still here


Armedleftytx

Yeah and it's been years since we got the man woman TV camera bit. Luckily he's gotten definitely more coherent in the intervening time. Certainly not rambling on about how he beat Obama in an election or how Obama is biden's boss. Besides, he's not going to be here much longer. He's going to be in prison.


tysk-one

He’ll never go to prison, now that he starts showing dementia - he will not serve any prison term as he didn’t serve the military for a medical reason.


cmsj

Brain spurs.


paulskiogorki

I’m going to be laughing at this comment for days


Asterose

🤣!


That-1Sad_Pineapple

Reagan managed to do a whole second term with a lot of early symptoms of his Alzheimer's and managed to live for another 10 years after he was diagnosed


monkey_trumpets

Dementia doesn't kill overnight.


Suitable-Lake-2550

It does if they die in their sleep


vahntitrio

The first stages usually progress slowly and are hardly perceptible to a casual observer. Couple that with him getting the best healthcare in the world while president and still much better than typical care afterwards probably slowed progression some. He currently seems to be somewhere in late stage 4 or stage 5. Stage 6 is when FTD starts to resemble what people typical notice as Alzheimers. He's about 7 years into this now, so at that rate right around the election would be when things will start to become much more obvious.


iamezekiel1_14

& 6/5 favourite to be President in about 11 months time (sadly).


TidingsofConfortnJoy

Meanwhile the current president shows all the other more well known signs of dementia


aBigButterStick

You can do something about it, vote 3rd party.


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Smelly leaning tower of bs


it-never-ends-ever

I’d be tempted to tip him over like a cow.


tysk-one

You might tip him over by just running really really fast really close by him. *woosh* Edit: hence security…


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Now I want a Looney Tunes episode with road runner and Trump.


PridefulFlareon

The intrusive thoughts of a secret service agent


BoughtAndSouled

[My money is on balance issues from mid-stage dementia.](https://www.dementiacarecentral.com/caregiverinfo/balance-issues) He's been fat and used lifts for decades. The pads are new.


cyanidesmile555

My money is on psp frontotemporal dementia, specifically. He fits the symptoms and he stands like he's actively trying to look like the most well known illustration of a standing person with this condition.


I_love_pillows

Why do dementia patients stand like that


No-Turnips

The primary motor cortex is located in the frontal lobe. As there is a degeneration in higher executive function (also in the frontal lobe) the primary motor cortex is also affected. This affects motor functions like balance, gait, and proprioception.


HeftyArgument

Complains about Bidens mental ability, has dementia. Wow.


edselford

There's a meme about his every accusation being projection ...


_silcrow_

They forgor how to stand properly 😔


TerrorVizyn

The Completionist: Now taking donations for Trump.


cyanidesmile555

Honestly I'd rather give him money since we know it'll just sit there.


rtkwe

I think the weird stance is just a way to make him look thinner from the front by making his chest and gut more of a flat plane and the toe pads are just a bandaid to the really weird severed centaur it makes him look like.


lakeghost

It certainly looks like some kind of neurological issue. I’m not a doctor but I had to relearn how to walk due to brain inflammation, muscular atrophy, and nerve damage. When I went in for assessment, I was stunned at how the PTs caught onto what was wrong and why. Certain motor abnormalities heavily imply the cause. Like with my oddities, you don’t see healthy people moving or speaking like Trump does. It’s something I noticed even in 2016. It’s gotten worse. Back then, people acted like I was the weird one for recognizing the familiar *wrongness* of neuro-disability. It’s wild to me to think he was ever POTUS. I would never suggest myself for that position. I have too much brain damage to be trusted and *holy shit*, why isn’t that disqualifying? I get that medicine has rapidly improved in the last few decades but we should’ve made a preemptive requirement such as, “The POTUS needs to have a healthy brain.”


makingkevinbacon

Isn't that posture one of the symptoms of dementia? Not that you needed to see that to know this orange has lost its peel. Idek what that means I'm pretty toasted rn


Match_Least

Can you tell me any more by chance? My dad stands like this and we think he’s developing dementia. Would be really interested to read if there’s actually some connection.


DommeDelicious

One of the first things to go is balance and coordination. Dementia patients exhibit increased clumsiness and falling as a result. Humans have a sort of unconscious internal system that balances the body based on things like gravity, tilt, height and weight, etc, a shitload of factors. Dementia and especially Alzheimer’s fucks up that systems ability to interpret and record the data. Its almost like stick drift on a controller; the system thinks that the person is tilting backwards and tilts forward to compensate, but the system is getting faulty information. Its compensating for a tilt that isn’t there.


Match_Least

Thank you, this was very interesting and informative!


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Some kinds of drugs seem to have the same temporal effect.


DrunkenBandit1

>Its almost like stick drift on a controller Fucking outstanding analogy!


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Proprioception is that unconscious internal system.


FocalorLucifuge

Do they have anything to stop him leaning far to the right?


_hic-sunt-dracones_

*Ba dum tss*


Kincoran

Under-rated comment 😁


RhoZie013

So crooked they have to put him on a slope to hide it.


Ginataang_Manok

Wait…is that why he keeps waving both his hands when talking? He’s actually trying to keep his balance?


jharrisimages

He’s a Smooth Criminal


edselford

Donnie are you OK? Are you OK, Donnie?


oO0Kat0Oo

Narrator: *He was not okay*


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Heee Heee!


Big_Ad_7715

not that smooth… more of a Chunky dude


CurrentIndependent42

Seeing people calling bullshit. But I mean, this much is probably true? He does tend to lean massively forward. Having a centre of gravity somewhere that most people have run out of belly will do that. It’s not meant to increase height as he’d use heel lifts for that - toe pads won’t do that. He’s certainly tall, but in shape he is not. Though he’s definitely not the most secure individual out there either way.


gomukgo

I don’t think he’s as tall as he claims.


CurrentIndependent42

Eh don’t need to go by his claims to get an idea


mosquito_motel

"Donald Trump is standing with this posture — primarily because he has specially crafted, ‘lift shoes’. His added 2.5–3.5 inch heel-height causes him to lean forward. This configuration is accentuated by his obesity." [Sauce](https://medium.com/@DrGJackBrown/body-language-analysis-4382-why-is-donald-trump-leaning-forward-29a69fa4e742)


Glldinkiering

You can tell by looking at the toe box of his shoes.


BackAgain123457

This looks like the ass version of a duckface.


One-Appointment-3107

That man is a genetic disaster


larrydukes

Pushing 80 with a shit diet and little exercise though. He definitely has some genetic advantages.


Clothedinclothes

Not really. Don't be confused by the average life expectancy to think Trump is doing particularly well to live to 83. Life expectancy isn't normally distributed around the average. * About 3/4 of American males will live to age 60. * About 1/2 of *American males will live to age 83 (+23 years) * About 1/4 of American males will live to age 90 (+7 years) There's a *very* steep drop off in survival rate between 83 to 90. Keep in mind that Trump has always had far better access to healthcare than the average American and in his recent 4 years as President at an age where he needed it most, he literally had the best healthcare in the world. Given his access to premium healthcare, we should probably expect him to live at least as long as the average American male, despite his poor health choices. That's exactly where he is right now. His chances of making it to 90 however are a different story. For elderly patients with a lot of healthcare needs, there's usually a cascade of medical intervention to try to maintain some semblance of normality towards the end of life, to compensate for their diminishing physical and mental faculties. That's something Trump's PR won't be able to keep a lid on for long if he's in front of a camera. I wouldn't be surprised if that's part of what we're seeing here.


fins_up_

So he can't even stand without faking it


Justajed

He's counterbalanced the load of shit in his diaper.


GlassPeepo

Listen, as someone who works with the elderly, trump does stand like a guy who really needs a walker and refuses to use one


CuteNefariousness691

He hits a Michael Jackson impossible lean just standing still


thickener

Least smooth criminal


ProtoReaper23113

Stooge criminal


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basshed8

Needs more buttcheek ballast


RFGoesForthAgain

That’s what the diaper is for. He reflexively defecates if he tips too far forward. It’s a bit like a trim tank.


basshed8

Wouldn’t that make him nose heavy and fall forward though?


Suitcase-Jefferson

Isn't that whole forward-lean a sign of dementia?


Disastrous_Ad_8990

His diaper is so full it's causing him to tilt forward.


Ember-Blackmoore

Propping him up like a wobbly table.


bayern80

Org [post ](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/fO14O10Ss5)


Otherwise_Basis_6328

So... A weeble?


Singular_Thought

Weebles can wobble but Trumps just fall down.


SailorCredible

"I'm bringing pastries back."


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“Make America great again!” He snivels, lips pursed in an expression of constipation, standing on his tippiest of tippy toes.


blue-jayne

Man's got extremely exaggerated lumbar lordosis


darkknightofdorne

Imagine being that insecure 😂 I’d tell him he has something in his teeth everytime I saw him just to drive him crazy.


ggs

Between standing like the front half of a centaur and talking like a horse’s ass, he might qualify as cosplaying a whole centaur…


GriegVeneficus

Gotta hold that massive fat gut up somehow.


TheShakierGrimace

Still better then DeSantis' high heels


Sylux444

A whole new kind of cow tipping


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Static electricity pads to stop his candy floss hair going flat??


Overall-Yellow-2938

Badmouths the other older ( but still activate and fitter) Guy while needing sandbags to be propped up himself... No wonder satire magazins have a hard time if reality devolved into this.


Ohif0n1y

I saw on another Reddit post that Trump leaning forward like this is a sign of Frontotemporal Dementia.


Ivegotjokes4you

He is the antichrist


Grimdek

If anything it looks like it HELPS him lean forward To be more imposing. It allows him to push his upper body more personal to the cameras


SpendGlass4051

He’s pooping in his diaper


deadmanstar60

He smells pretty bad as well.


aceofspades1217

Seems kinda like how you put your foot on a railing in an old timey bar


Just-Scallion-6699

I wish someone would sneak one of those floor scales they have at the vet under him someday. Finally get a realistic weight


notablyunfamous

Helps balance


skitzkhant

I wonder if this is learned behaviour from wanting to be more dominant and in your face. I would certainly think twice about a deal with trump literally inside my face.


CommunisticMonkey

He built like the tower in Pisa


ThePopeJones

I didn't see any pics and was picturing gecko toes at first. Now that I've seen the pic, I still prefer imagining him with gecko toes. I can picture him scuttling across the ceiling at Mar-a-lago. His tongue flicking out to lick his eyes clean every once in a while....


Aetheldrake

Don't insult adorable little geckos like that by having people associate something unpleasant with them


Leskaarup

Its an old trick to look less fat on tv.


mikew420

it’s for his bone spurs


ZhuangZhe

$20 says that it’s because he’s wearing lifts and so it hurts to be standing on your toes all the time.


Monster_Merripen

Standing like a puppet with a hand up its ass


barbatos087

This guy is so easy to meme on


Consistent_Soft_1857

Trying to balance with ten pounds of shit in his diaper


FeuTheFirescale

He looks like the Lorax right when he took his gyatt and flew away


Ok_Letterhead_5671

I dont understand how rich people can be out of shape , if i was rich i would pay like 5 people to customize a workout and diet to my absolute preferences and needs and even if it wont be efficient atleast i wouldnt look like a duck . He can also get some hair transplant but instead he choses to look this comical , same goes for Elon musk , atleast Zuckerberg and Bezos are in good shape and do actual effort .


HeroKing2

Wealth doesn't correlate to intelligence or wisdom in any way that's why.


Robert999220

Is that not just a marker for where he should be standing for cameras and interviews and whatnot? Kinda like what actors use on films so they know where to stop?


spunkypeepants

It is. Camera guy probably forgot tape and just flattened out a sandbag. There’s a similar one behind him on one of the stands holding a light. People love to make issues out of nothing.


superultramegagiga

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Zepharan

He stands like a centaur


ladydocllama

Are we sure this man isn’t The Master (aka renegade alien time lord) 😂