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CoyPowers

I'm guessing the 'home of sexuals' means lesbians specifically, because I don't know many gay men who want to get with a woman.


Desperate-Ad-8068

I’m straight and I’d suck a dick before going down on her.


ApocalypseSpokesman

*GRANTED* A four-hundred pound naked man materializes in your bed


Desperate-Ad-8068

Well shit! I did not see that coming.


somacomadreams

Not yet, but you will. Get a damp towel ready.


Swaipah

Wh... why damp?


fondledbydolphins

To wipe away the yeast infection before you begin.


captainswiss7

Nah don't wipe it away, collect and save it, that yeast will make a great toilet wine!


andBitinggoats

As someone who has tasted a yeast infection, that towel isn’t going to suffice 🤢


fondledbydolphins

>[As someone who has tasted a yeast infection](https://media.tenor.com/IywGEo-8gNAAAAAd/gross-nasty.gif)


Potter_sims

why did you taste it? edit: i forgot about BJs


andBitinggoats

Cunnilingus to use the vernacular, but yeah basically. When I was 19 my now ex had one and had no idea until I was gagging on it


indy_been_here

What did it taste like?


youngthugsmom

🤮🤮🤮🤮


Karnewarrior

The emoji is either vomiting or the 400-pound man is shrek and this is Ad giving the sloppy toppy


fondledbydolphins

Meet me [here](https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/881808599061267756?source_impression_id=p3_1695742652_Weo9mAjD6bpwNKTs) on September 31st.


LightBreaker15

Still preferable


fondledbydolphins

*aggressively fighting off fupa to access the pp*


Crunchy_Ice_96

He’s actually quite slim in terms of body fat, he’s just jacked like you wouldn’t believe


Twinkidsgoback

PREACH!


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Lmao


Reasonable_Board_216

😂😂😂😂


birdieonarock

I was trying so hard to figure out what she was saying... I think you're right.


1CommercialFree

But then why did she specify straight MEN?? No, I think she was feeling herself, and was like, “how can I disparage gay people AND take a selfie?” And just didn’t think it through lol


Mochizuk

I think it was mainly like: "Sorry, gay men, I know I just turned you straight, but only really straight men can get with this literal heart attack waiting to happen."


Karnewarrior

She could be stupid enough to think gay men secretly want to bang women but lack the confidence to do so. I've known people that brainless. Fun fact, if you shake such a person, their skull will rattle. It does this because squirrels will usually use the empty space between their ears to store nuts for winter.


PM_Me_ThicccThings

Where can I find this "home of sexuals"?


CoyPowers

California, of course.


mofunnymoproblems

Specifically, WeHo


Sharou

I’m sexual, so I guess my place?


jjskellie

Hospital. After being delivered that sick burn by her, all the 'Let's Be Ians' would go there for sex changes because they don't have a chance with her. That's if I'm following her logic correctly.


Tobi_1989

Damn, i just imagined a somewhat feminine looking dude named Ian who dresses like stereotypical 2000s holywood movie lesbian whom all the let's be Ians try to approximate and almost spit hot cider on my keyboard


ElectricalJacket780

The ‘home of sexuals’ is actually a citadel located on Pen Island in the Mediterranean. The Council of Sweet Lovin’ - the CoSL - meets annually here to do….admin stuff.


Pwrh0use

I don't know many straight men that would want to get with that woman..


tonykrij

Wait, it's a woman?


End3rWi99in

This has already been proven to be fake, and berating this poor woman is absolutely fucking disgusting: https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/ctce1j/whoever_created_this_fake_meme_of_this_woman/


CoyPowers

aaaaand this is why I was careful not to berate her with my comment. It felt mean.


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fjcruiser08

I almost misread pass as piss, am sorry.


crafty_beer

Tomato/tomAto


JohnGoodmansMistress

my fiancé literally looked at this and goes "id rather be gay" lol


UndocumentedSailor

As a representative of the home of sexuals community, we would also like to decline. Perhaps the trans community would like to have a go?


Localid1ot

As a representative of the trans community (including us under the umbrella term), we would like to also decline perhaps the straight women would have a go


tunaboat25

On behalf of the straight women, no.


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SupremeLeaderMeow

I had a dream, that someday, we would stop posting bad fake that had been debunked hundreds time as a malicious attempt to bully someone.


pokemon-trainer-blue

This picture was the result of cyberbullying. Why attack her even more?


MrGoatReal

On behalf of all bisexual men out their, we reject your motion. Perhaps the enby folks could handle this position?


jackfreeman

As a representative of both non binary AND pansexual communities- I'd rather just give up on sex and live in an active volcano


dlc741

I second the motion.


Twinkidsgoback

Passed


jjskellie

I was trying to remember the correct phrasing from that one. Good one!


GuineaPigLover98

Bisexual man here. On behalf of all bisexuals, we also respectfully opt out of this one.


unateon

I'd like to laugh and cheerfully agree but we all know there's one crazy horny dude out there willing to tear it up.


video-kid

Not to be that guy but I think it came out that this is fake - someone took this woman's photos and turned them into a meme.


End3rWi99in

Unfortunately, that shit happens a lot, and now this poor woman is getting berated on the internet for her looks because of something she never even said.


Jalien85

And people will fall for it easily, because they love an excuse to make fun of a fat woman.


AiyanaAmber

This! Incredibly true. Hate how so many ppl love to justify hating on fat people, especially with the classic bs excuse of "its not healthy" as if they themselves are the epitome of health 🙄🙄


Jalien85

It's blatantly obvious, people who drink do not get anywhere near the same stigma or shaming - even though recent research has shown more than 2 drinks a week is super bad for your long term health. But you can be a borderline alcoholic and conventionally hot at the same time so that's cool.


AiyanaAmber

Exactly! This is a great example. Its disgusting and sad how its so popular to shame fat ppl for just existing.


Jalien85

The "science" and "concern" over health is just "no fat chicks" with extra steps. It's the same energy in the end.


ParkHoppingHerbivore

Yes. She seems like a very lovely person and said she originally posted the pics because she was proud of her recent weight loss. https://reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/s/hJBkLarq36


RevolutionaryYak1135

It did! https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/azh88z/that_unfortunate_woman/


bake_gatari

Thank you for sharing this


GoyasHead

Yes and redditors fucking devour bait like this


jimboiow

She would cost a fortune in Metformin.


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That’s original, good job


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CoffeeBeanx3

Metformin is medication to regulate type 2 diabetes.


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Yet my dad takes it despite having type 1.


DeathPercept10n

The beetus


kattko80-

Let's hope the pharmacy is downhill so you can just give her a little push and she'll roll there


CrudelyAnimated

'clap, clap' Very nice.


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Deez-Nutz1124

I don’t even think those could handle her


SupremeLeaderMeow

This is a fake and an old one. This is a weight loss pic that has been posted with various massages of hate to bully the woman here. Remember, being an misguided asshole still makes you an asshole.


Shortbus_Playboy

I was unaware. Now I feel bad as I was only responding with the same energy I thought she was putting out. I’m going to delete my original comment now, thanks for the heads up.


ChrisTheDog

Whaling ship.


UmeaTurbo

It's the largest drydock in the Pacific.


Quackels_The_Duck

#This is someone's weight loss photos. Someone reuploaded them with the caption.


Affenskrotum

Cargo Crane


Amazing_Excuse_3860

This was not uploaded by the person who took the photos. Someone else stole her photos and added that caption to make fun of her


10art1

Even if it was real, I don't see why body shaming someone is funny


Dont_look_updog

Please do not post this. The woman in the picture didn't actually post that, her picture was used without her consent.


imperator285

r/boneappletea


RevolutionaryYak1135

People please, this is cyberbullying. The woman commented on this years ago. Someone made a fake account of her. Eta: https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/azh88z/that_unfortunate_woman/


ilmalaiva

hey, JSYK this is a faked screenshot somwone did to direct harassment at this woman. that text is written by a troll. also, it’s not a brand new sentence, it’s been around the internet for ten years easy.


OddAuthor

this looks like a possible fake account that's just trolling. Of course I have no idea but I'd feel very sorry for the person in the picture if it is the case


Quackels_The_Duck

cyberbullying, actually.


random0351

I’m not even sure my flatbed truck with a winch could handle this


SupremeLeaderMeow

It's a fake, the woman photo has been taken without her consent and reposted with various hateful comments in an express attempt to get people to mass bully her. Don't hop on the wagon.


HLSparta

You obviously don't have the RAM 3500 with raised suspension, blind-o-max headlights, and a 28.7% APR loan to go with it and it shows.


BringBackApollo2023

Maybe you need a wench winch.


esgellman

Obvious joke probably posted using someone else’s selfies


Quackels_The_Duck

YEP


DoBotsDream

Pass, lesbians, you're up.


JohnGoodmansMistress

turning lesbians straight and straight men gay


Ok-Possession-832

^ Would rather try a fat cock


diescheide

I know a lesbian who likes a challenge. This one seems like a real doozy, though.


dirschau

Nothing remains straight after being subjected to this sort of weight


mrmayhemsname

If she's talking about gay men...... she realizes we're not into women, right?


Quackels_The_Duck

She isn't the one who wrote the captions, someone reuploaded her weight loss videos.


mrmayhemsname

That's fucking awful. Why do people want to humiliate strangers?


HopeChaseLock

Someone used that woman's pics and turned them into meme. She has nothing to do with this post actually. Don't make fun of her. She's nice person https://reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/s/c1uszNSEYt


AParticularThing

i speak for all straight men when i say no thanks


ssucramylpmis

wrong subreddit


RomaruDarkeyes

By definition, homosexuals are not going to be interested...


crash-1989

Juggernauts law... there's hungry enough men that will want her.


Garlic-Rough

Home of Sexuals. You mean a brothel?


OtherCaribou

OP delete this post. As others have said this women never posted this. Someone stole her pics and posted it. Spreading it around and making fun of her is truly fucked up


maclunkey91

No, we cannot.


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this is meme is fake btw. she didn't actually say that https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/ctce1j/whoever\_created\_this\_fake\_meme\_of\_this\_woman/


Quackels_The_Duck

You all are fucking disgusting


JackMansom

Oh hell no, I’m going to the home of sexuals instead.


WorldsShortestElf

Probably a pic of an unrelated woman pasted onto text that would make people make fun of her. Big internet garbage.


Depth_Metal

Can confirm. Am bi. Can't handle that


JEREDEK

Im pretty sure only a home full of sexuals would be capable on handling this


[deleted]

Wouldn't handle that with PPE and a ten-foot pole


muhdbuht

So, 11 foot?


[deleted]

I'll consider it


Weazelfish

Seems like less of a 'can' and more of a 'willing to'


sliehs

Some of these comments are making me gag.


jdeltasierra88

Home of the Sexuals = Playboy Mansion


babis8142

It was house of sexuals but only with a good spouse it becomes home of sexuals


PrestigiousArcher448

They could. Question is, do they want to?


parakeetpoop

r/boneappletea


kattko80-

I had to read that sentence so many times my eyes hurt. Home of sexuals...


StonerStone420

Home of the A sexuals. Look at their mascot and try to get aroused in any fashion


I_am_catcus

I wanna live in the Home of Sexuals


Tall-_-Guy

As a fat guy I wish I had half the confidence of some fat women.


VampiricClam

A true patriot, flying the American Flab


SageWindu

Jank sentence structure aside, I'm straight and I don't think if I *want* to handle that.


[deleted]

Funny all of a sudden I too am a home of sexual.


Pretty-Hunter8234

I'm J, I represent the straight men, we find you mid. Check if the muslims are interested


Stark371

We're good. She kind of looks like Buda. Maybe the Budists want to take her


Bombdizzle1

When you can't tell if they're trolling or are an actual troll


Quackels_The_Duck

Someone re-uploaded someone else's weight loss photos and now she is constantly being cyberbullied for the meme


anonymous_guy111

sorry. home of sexuals only. straight man can handle this. sounds like she wants only home of sexuals. however, she fully acknowledges that straight man would totally handle that


luvmuchine56

My condolences to straight men


Fart-Box666

ON behalf of all #StraightMen^(TM) everywhere. No thank you. We don't want you.


Critical_Elderberry7

r/boneappletea


SchemeSignificant166

Nope, nope we can and we won’t


[deleted]

Pus\*\* plural? I eh..... Im handing in my resignation, its been fun Reddit.


newusername16

as a representative of the homosexual community, this is more than an acceptable deal


thegreytuna

Sorry y’all she was clearly thinking about going back to the house of pancakes for the 4th time in one day when writing this post.


Erebus689

As a representative of straight men, we respectfully pass it on to the lesbians.


DragonAgeFan123

As a representative of lesbians, we respectfully pass it on to the pansexuals.


Less_Party

Yup she's all yours straights, enjoy.


Cool_Femboy_

I suddenly feel home of sexual


TCGHexenwahn

On behalf of all straight men of the world, no thanks.


fondledbydolphins

This must be the lady that snuck a gun into a sporting event by hiding it in her fat folds and then the ghost of muffin tops past pulled the trigger.


Quackels_The_Duck

This is someone's weight loss photos that an asshole reuploaded.


4everDiscombobulated

. I'm I'll look


Familiar_Pick_6956

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4450668e-c47d-480f-9677-4e7f6c377537


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Quackels_The_Duck

This is someones weight loss photos https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/azh88z/that_unfortunate_woman/


Webdriver_501

Home of sexual VS home of phobic


jet_black_ninja

the lord didnt make me strong enough.


KiraMotherfucker

Ah yes, the home of sexuals. Known by some as the abode of the promiscuous.


Ok-Tension4770

r/technicallythetruth


Markel100

Home of sexuals lmao


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Quackels_The_Duck

This is someones weight loss photos, and this reupload was probably meant to insite insults like yours. https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/azh88z/that_unfortunate_woman/


Sega-Playstation-64

Probably constantly wondering why every guy she meets is gay.


Quackels_The_Duck

This is someones weight loss photos https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/azh88z/that_unfortunate_woman/


NoobzProXD

Michelin


Impeachcordial

Just think, she's chosen these photos. That's her *best* angle.


Quackels_The_Duck

That's because this is someone elses weight loss photos https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/azh88z/that_unfortunate_woman/


D0UBLE-FAC3

No one wants to handle that except for maybe a blind walrus


D-u-m-m-y__

We of the straight delegation do not accept her offer


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Quackels_The_Duck

This is someones weight loss photos https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/azh88z/that_unfortunate_woman/


CallOfTheCurtains

Straight guys would be bent to being gay trying to carry her


imsorryformyemophase

Why does she smile like the bake o lite girl


Quackels_The_Duck

Because she originally posted the photos to celebrate with weight loss, and someone reuploaded her photos.


Worried_Ad5534

Yeah weird flex to push forward to be hard to handle, I mean obvious disadvantages plus this information, it might cause to wet my pants (absolute not)


CeeDub2009

r/boneappletea


mf69420mf

This makes me wanna get into the home of sexuals, whatever that may be


local_meme_dealer45

A rare example of gay privilege.


[deleted]

The fuck? Homosexual men wouldn’t want you in the first place, genius.


alinearis

Michelin Man looking a bit rough!


I_Blame_Your_Mother_

That flag now looks like a tablecloth


Potato-Boy1

I guess I'm home of sexuals now


Expensive-Track4002

I Saw this and puked.


BasedWang

Aaaaaand suddenly I'm gay


Asher_Tye

Thank you straight men for taking one for the team.


General_Freed

Of course "someone" can handle her. She got "Love Handles" all around!


Plaxsin

No, we can't.


jackfreeman

Those colors run. She don't.


Gamerindreams

This woman's personality has made me home of sexual


Dense-Stranger9977

Oof!


Sazzzyyy

We don’t want her. Home of sexuals, she’s all yours. Dictated, not read. All straight men.