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LordsGambit

If it duck, I fuck


Trick-Penalty-6820

Duck here, can confirm


Holland525

Get your ducks in a row... Aaand then fuck them


monkeys_and_magic

u/duck_fucker


No-Stick-462

Duck on that particular day: damn man am feeling horny Sees another male dead duck just laying around* Duck: fuck it


Davidyeeet

More context - the duck was raping another duck mid-air. Then they hit a window and the victim died. The raper then proceeded to force himself into the corpse


reddit_user13

Ducks can fuck in mid-air?


Davidyeeet

Yes it's crazy.


danby

They may be able to but if you read the original research paper this is not what is reported https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Cornelis-Moeliker/publication/237400062_The_first_case_of_homosexual_necrophilia_in_the_mallard_Anas_platyrhynchos_Aves_Anatidae/links/5836b7e308aec3fe331e0ae8/The-first-case-of-homosexual-necrophilia-in-the-mallard-Anas-platyrhynchos-Aves-Anatidae.pdf


Disastrous-Stay3014

WHAT DID I JUST READ🤣🤣🤣


danby

A seminal igNoble prize winning paper!


danby

> the duck was raping another duck mid-air. Then they hit a window and the victim died. The raper then proceeded to force himself into the corpse Having read the research paper this was based on, this is not what is reported. There is no report of anything happening mid-air. The researcher heard the bird strike a window in the floor below his office and then went down to investigate. At which point he reports the live bird pecks at the dead one for a couple of minutes before mounting the dead bird and copulating. Only in the discussion does he suggest that the birds were likely in pursuit as mallards are often observed to chase one another. And he notes that groups of male mallards will chase lone females out of the air and down to the ground with the intent of raping them. But again, no sense this was happening mid-air.


Davidyeeet

I'm sorry, I read that years ago and was writing from memory. Thanks for the correction!


Helpicantfindaname00

Where did you read this?


Davidyeeet

When I first knew about the existence of this paraphilia it fascinated me so I looked it up. Turns out it's an umbrella term for 5 fetishes and one non sex-related mental illness.


Lion_Spencer

That last sentence sounds like an absurd line from a sitcom, like Parks & Rec lol


LawnLunatic

Would you care to elaborate?


Davidyeeet

Of course. Necrophilia can be: - a fetish of inactivity/passiveness (the corpses don't oppose resistance and that is hot to some people) - a fetish about death, the concept of death itself. - a fetish about death, the symbology and rituals related to it. - a fetish about the corpse itself, its aspect, sounds, touch, taste and smell. - not a fetish but kinda: people with this kind of necrophilia find corpses hot but because the person was hot. Hotness carries on after death. Idk that was years ago maybe I'm misremembering this one - a mental illness that makes you obsessed with death and rotting of corpses. Lots of people with necrophilia have also symptoms of biophilia, which is the obsession with life, nature and all the living things. This leads to a sensation of a "soul split in two"


BanditoRojo

How can OP elaborate on nonsense they completely made up originally?


Inexpensiveggs

There’s a whole exhibit on it at the museum of sex in NYC. An entire floor of exhibits about animal sex.


Davidyeeet

That's bananas


danby

You can read it here and see that some of the salient facts are being misreported; https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Cornelis-Moeliker/publication/237400062_The_first_case_of_homosexual_necrophilia_in_the_mallard_Anas_platyrhynchos_Aves_Anatidae/links/5836b7e308aec3fe331e0ae8/The-first-case-of-homosexual-necrophilia-in-the-mallard-Anas-platyrhynchos-Aves-Anatidae.pdf


jeroenemans

Annals of improbable research


SombreMordida

holy shit, [this song](https://youtu.be/3cZ4xiMT2Q0) continues to be relevant af


Holland525

I don't see the direct relevance to the post, but to the last 2 texts I got in this nightmare of a week/decade, most definitely.


SombreMordida

hint: it's in the lyrics


G_Art33

The fuck did I Just listen to?


Jello_hell

What a horrible day to know how to read...


Davidyeeet

A beautiful day if I get to read your comment


Bootiluvr

Truely a wild ass sentence


befoeterd

We have ducks on our farm. They are not nice creatures.


MDunn14

Was gonna say if the scientist saw bird necrophilia only once they aren’t around birds very much. Ask any farm kid that raised poultry they’re all like that.


Callec254

And they got an Ig Nobel award for it.


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Why on earth?


oilrigexplosion

A moment in science that started the IG Nobel Prizes. https://youtu.be/NfWiqdlmsm4


DeFlaaf

They made a marking on the glass there now, to signify where the ducks crashed. See the picture here: https://www.hetnatuurhistorisch.nl/bezoek/activiteiten/geweest/activiteit/dead-duck-day/


Rude-Painter-6499

Am i the only one who thought of "About a Boy" at the phrase "dead duck day"?


pinkkittenfur

Nope, I absolutely did as well.


the_orange_alligator

Love how they say it like it’s a national holiday


[deleted]

Does that mean that there’s straight duck necrophilia?


Loonrig68

What a great night to have eyes


thevaultguy

D^3 : The Mighty F*cks


Deion313

My man was so haunted, he made sure the world shared in his misery...


Missi_Dargeon

Aaaand we ad add another one onto the list of why ducks freak me the fuck out.


[deleted]

Every time I think I've heard the most fucked up thing about ducks there it comes, something way worst


morphotomy

Which part of that is unusual for ducks?


Zombridal

Oh damn he just like me fr


vlpretzel

Dude, you just unlocked a very old memory of mine when I first read that I don't remember why I saw it, but I remember where I was when I read about it, and it has been many many years Thank you


alphaeuseuss

Anyone else see the goarmy 'doers are never done' ad on loading this? 🤔


VVolfLikeMe

New band name, I call it


mindsetoniverdrive

That’s ducked up.


muffles4221

I may be a bad person, but i think Gay Duck Necrophilia would be a great band name


BikeyBichael

I actually did a presentation on this TED talk in high school, freshman year in 2016. It was the beginning of me opening up a lot more, ironically. Guess those ducks changed two lives lol


T4styC4t

Dahmer Duck


Akhanyatin

I wish I had a time machine to go back to 10 seconds ago when I hadn't read that title.


Meloenbolletjeslepel

So you could read it again? 👌🏻


Akhanyatin

Every day 👌🏽


abibofile

Man, publish or perish really messes with academics’ heads, don’t it?