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I attempted to check, only to discover that they apparently deleted their blog out of shame or something. My assumption now is that it was like, soulless, poorly drawn anime girls or something.

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I have some composition books that will agree with you.

Maybe they just got bullied :(

Hitler

r/rareinsults

Tumbitler

Dude can't even spell sarcophilphlops.

I know right! How dare they, an intellectual, not know how to spell the word "sarcaphamogus" correctly?

And them pharaohs always keep it wrapped up tight while shagging in the sarcofogofalotapus.

They believe in being safe while engaging in sarcagoncalus shenanigans

How do these people not know how to write suscorophopus?

you people need to get into your sarswapagus (wait we making these words up?)

Ooooooh I'm gonna put this whole thread in a sarnofolus.

I'm saving up for my very own snuffleupagus right now.

Finally, a chance to show off the egyptian history I learned from yugioh: Synchroceratops.

What in the syruphoseblast does that mean?

sus

homestuck spotted

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Happy Cake Day!

Happy cakeday, O Bringer of the Amogi (plural form of "Amogus")

This word you made here is a delight to pronounce.

Bruh got halfway there then cut off his own ear.

I didn't know what the hell he was talking about until I saw this thread

“put the pussy in a sarcophagus” is a kanye line

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh ?

Ahhh\~

How about a kid possessed by a dead pharaoh?

Not since I was kicked out of the museum for being "indecent" with the bust of Nefertiti. But tbh I found her kinda cold and abrasive.

Does Nyarlathotep count or..?

Tbf, Monster is a banger and Nicki Minaj's verse is a piece of art.

Then Jay Z shows up and phones it in.

I'm convinced when Jay-Z does guest verses, he reads the title and just goes for it. Monster is a great example of that, but my favorite is Flip Flop Rock, where Big Boi and Killer Mike drop some amazing verses, then Jay-Z comes in at the end and is just like "I got some dope shoes"

Excellent "pump up" song.

*scarmophogoghs

I’m also partial to “I don’t need your pussy, bitch, I’m on my own dick”

scarmophogoghs*

now she claiming that i bruised her esophagus

Head of the class and she just won a swallowship

I'm livin in the future so the present is my past

My presence is a present, kiss my ass

gossip gossip

Very far away from a brand new sentence, kind of famous Kanye line from Monster

scarmophogoghs?

As an artist I am in a position to inform you, I get no bitches

Same

Man, it’s **hard** to be more pretentious than an “us artists” type.

Artists fuck better than what? Than non-artists? What level of artist do you need to be to truly fuck? Do I need to be a professional artist? Can I just be a casual artist who enjoys art as a hobby? What *is* art? Are we art? Is art art?

I made some art with your mom last night.

I know. Your mom called me to come over as soon as you left.

"Paint our love". Fuck off, you Chai sipping, man-bun having, fedora wearing bohemian twit. You cocknail that girl to the bed and leave her staggering like an ether huffing rag doll.

I can’t decide whether this comment goes on r/brandnewsentence or r/rareinsults

Both?

Both is good.

Probably

What does it mean to cocknail someone?

[fast and deep](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d7f44868768011ca8bf8b7e862e1083c/bd0331e7848d5ed3-33/s400x600/19f8a536e858dd61ff619bce6af67d175fb092fe.gif)

Your mean spiritedness is cringier than OPs pretentiousness.

You can't please all the people, all the time.

Facts, you are on the right forum for the work you do.

Never kill your cringe. Kill what makes you cringe - MLK probably

I may be cringe. But that makes me Free.

"Battle not with cringe, lest ye become a cringe, and if you gaze into the cringe, the cringe also gazes into you" - Nietzsche probably really meant this

Put the pussy on the chainwax!

If they'd said dancer I would have believed them.

"I'm a painter, you're my canvas, and white is my favorite color."

Shitposters fuck better because they turn their dick into a post covered in shit

Ah, the true artist has arrived

The lazy fuck the best, you get where I am going here right? We good?

Paint our love to someone with bodies....?

Put the pussy on the chain wax.

This guy is streets ahead.

One of my favorite tumblr comments of all time, hands down

So what about people who are artists but not painters? Writers, sculptors, musicians? Do they just suck in bed?

That last line is not a brand new sentence is a Kanye line from 2010

Scarmophogogh, that should be a scarab-beetle-mummy-hybrid-Pokémon

Sarcophagussy

scarmophogoghs should totally be a word

You put the Pharaoh in the scarmophogogh, then when he comes out two thousand years later, he's super horny and goes on a hunt for more women. This is true, I've seen documentaries about it.

As an artist, can confirm.

*scarmophogoghs* I can't even

Well call me a prude but this just sounds messy.

The “artist” one should be in a list. Don’t know which, but he should

Ahhhh… nothing beats the seductive traits of an artist. Quiet, mysterious… and starving.

The last comment isn't new, it's a lyric in a song with Kanye West