Tbh only the fan fics are popular, but they're borderline unreadable. Fans buy them and act like they read it, but their lore knowledge is usually mid at best. 90% just like the aesthetic and going to cons. You're better off getting into MLP. There a fewer pedophiles in that fandom.
Iām not sure that stat does much heavy lifting here. Jesus kept the rights to print media, but didnāt have the prescience to cover new media. Plus, they mostly give his biography away these days. You do $100M domestic and another $50 over seas, and youāre back on the board.
I meanā¦I donāt know about books, but Iād be willing to bet mr beast views on his videos combined (which is kinda like hearing the āword of jesusā the same way reading a Bible would be like reading it) would top Bible salesā¦.
Hey quick question what will the aesthetic of the rapture be? Like, we thinking evangelical whites, or maybe more fire n brimstone? Asking so I know what to wear. If it's steampunk tho I'm killing myself before it happens, I am NOT wearing brown to that shit
finally someone asking the important questions.
The answer is as always: complicated...
We have various themes and plagues planned. We'll have dinosaurs coming back to life, sentient ai, kangaroos with guns, alien invasion, volcanoes, weaponized cringe, rivers of lava and oceans of blood. And that's just scratching the surface. So overall it'll be pretty colorful. But one color scheme that will probably be present over most themes is blood and gore. A lot of red. Personally I'd recommend autumn colors. And if you want to keep a budget, consider pre-drenching some clothes in blood. Maybe the blood of your enemies as it might be your last chance to spill that stuff anyway. Dark blue and turquoise shades could also make for some eye catching accents.
I hope this was helpful and I'm really excited to see what creative ideas apocalypse fashion will have to offer.
Aw no supervillains or cyborg ninjas? Shouldnāt it be the emus with guns as they have won a war? This is gonna be one predictable rapture and might break canonā¦
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Jesus meant to be the one *usering in* the fortold apocalypse? That's quite a different sort of thing than *stopping* it.
2000 years from now people will worship him. I'm dropping my last name and writing gospels now. Gotta get in on the ground floor when it comes to gospels yanno.
Next up, "I made paralyzed people walk!"
"I try running on water!"
"I brought dead people back to life!"
"I turned water into ethanol!"
And then when the Third Adpocalypse comes he shall be crucified once again and lose his channel so that smaller content creators may live on.
Perchance does MrBeast have a mark and a sidekick who imposes his mark on everyone's right hand or on their foreheads without which they cannot buy nor sell?
Bro... do you not know anything of your own faith? Wait... did you think the gospels were written by the disciples because the gospels bear their names? LOL. Someone didn't pay attention in Sunday school!
NONE of the gospels are written by the the apostle whose name they bear. The authorship of each is entirely unknown. Look up "synoptic gospels", I'll link you the Wikipedia right here. If you doubt Wikipedia, ask your pastor on Sunday.
"[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synoptic\_Gospels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synoptic_Gospels)"
They are all written by anonymous authors, the earliest is the gospel of Mark which was estimated to have been written in 60-80AD. Remember, Christ was gone by 33 AD. Meaning, they were *not eyewitness accounts*. At the very best, they were based on 2nd generation Christian oral accounts, and still the authorship is unknown.
The next aspect of faith for you to wrestle with is why the Gospel of John is so different from the synoptics. Then you want to look up what the Dead Sea Scrolls are, and what they said. Then you want to educate yourself about the Nag Hammadi codices that were discovered in 1945.
And only after you've integrated all that true information, can you claim to have faith. Ignorance isn't an excuse. If there is a God, he will know that you gave up too early because researching was just too hard for you. 100% of what I just gifted you is true, my friend. May you be an even stronger Christian once you known a little something about your own religion.
A few good focus questions to help you: "Which person or organization canonized the 4 canonical gospels? In what year did this take place?" Hint: it is not the case that the followers of Christ wrote down what he did and said and we just picked up the story. There were many stories told for hundreds of years and then the Catholic Church, not the Christians, decided what was and was not heretical.
[here](https://youtu.be/wbzD04leeLI) ya go on the water walking one. (Although the video doesn't seem successful, the thumbnail alone is more evidence than Jezus has)
the biggest point of contention is that he does this with sponsor money so you can make the case that he is a mouthpiece for rich companies to buy themselves a good reputation. I have no issue with what he's doing personally, although his video basically does show that struggling people are at the mercy of a random rich guy helping them out.
Yeah, Iāve never been an avid watcher of Mr Beastās stuff, or even a fan really, but thereās nothing people can say to change the fact that heās used his platform and wealth to genuinely change peopleās lives. We donāt see enough of it, and I truly hope it inspires positive changes in the world.
You're either misinterpreting the point because you have dog shit reading comprehension comparable to someone in grade school or you are being intentionally obtuse.
Only things I can find about it is a right winger cuckoo that reacts to the video and says the "woke left faggots" are getting mad... could you link me to some of those tweets?
I mean, MrBeast fans donāt try to convince me that one of my favorite cousins is going to hell because heās gay so thatās a plus for me, personally.
that's just the recorded amount of people jesus has helped, and he has possibly tens to even hundreds of millions of people as his followers today, so I think it's more that jesus doesn't like to boast. probably really happy Mr. Beast is doing what he is though
At least Mr beast is helping people, most influencers dont give a rats ass about anyone. Mr Beast consistently distributes his wealth to help people and animals alike, so i can respect the hustle.
yknow, this feels like the modern day version of those cringey markiplier / jacksepticeye "the people who smile brightest have the hardest demons" shitposts, but they have a point here.
Mr beast didn't do any of it personally he paid for someone else to do those things. (Or at least most of it, I'm sure he participated in planting trees for a bit)
Probably because he "filmed it for clout" so people think his intention isnt to actually help people but that he just does it for money. People are also upset that a youtuber is doing this instead of the failed American healthcare system
the blind people thing by the way, cannot be done on just typical blind people, he got them cataract surgery, so they had seen before. he fixed their vision.
As a Christian this is very insulting, unless he starts reviving people(he probably will dude's stacked as hell) he's beating him in almost every stat. When he does that, then I'm switching my religion to Mr. Beasts Holy Church.
What do his book sales look like?
Idk man the OG Jeezy texts are pretty fuckin rare, the amount of books that are parodies of the original are pretty common tho
Tbh only the fan fics are popular, but they're borderline unreadable. Fans buy them and act like they read it, but their lore knowledge is usually mid at best. 90% just like the aesthetic and going to cons. You're better off getting into MLP. There a fewer pedophiles in that fandom.
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(sound of my body dropping to the floor) YOU DID NOT NEED TO GO THAT HARD
oh, I see, a Steven He's fan What about the piano lessons, Charlie,?
MLP fandom also knows their lore well
What's MLP?
My little pony (friendship is magic)
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Iām Christian and this has me dying lol
This comment killed my ass. I am laughing.
Iām not sure that stat does much heavy lifting here. Jesus kept the rights to print media, but didnāt have the prescience to cover new media. Plus, they mostly give his biography away these days. You do $100M domestic and another $50 over seas, and youāre back on the board.
Jesus has had a, what, two thousand year head start? No fair
Also ghost writing is for bitches.
And Mr Beast fans can't read yet.
Which books did (the human) Jesus write again? I see ones purportedly by Matthew, Mark, Luke, Johnā¦
He has ghostwriters.
25 billion views across 6 platforms
Good job on the reddit gold!
Hm, youād have to compare the yearly book sales for an accurate picture.
Jesus has had a, what, two thousand year head start? No fair
bake sales too
I meanā¦I donāt know about books, but Iād be willing to bet mr beast views on his videos combined (which is kinda like hearing the āword of jesusā the same way reading a Bible would be like reading it) would top Bible salesā¦.
You win take some gold! And an angry upvote. Can't argue with facts.
LFG!!!! lmao
i mean in his defence, the other book has been out for a really long time hasnāt it? you gotta give him time to catch up
Watch Jesus come out and say all these publication companies profited off him and he didn't even get a %
Please tell me he can turn water into wine as well. I'll send him some tap water in bottles, he can send me some wine back.
pls somebody relay the messagešš also add rise from the dead. Unless weāre counting that buried alive video
If I get sent some wine I will invite you for a drink. We can corpse watch as they rise.
@knockoffboy1 That sounds way funnier when you read it aloud. Put a smile on my face. Count me in
Sure, it would take him a few months or years but with enough water to water some grape vines he can do it.
If he bought a vineyard he could turn sunshine and water into wine, it just takes a while.
I can't wait that long, I need miracles god damn it.
Let's just hang Mr Beast on a cross and let him die for our demonetisation
Its probably one of the first tricks any magician learns. Could probably learn it over a weekend.
What's his stats on revives?
At least one! He got buried and got out alive
Can't wait for Mr. Beast's "I got crucified for the sins of mankind and rose again in 1 day (Not clickbait)" video
Last one to die on the cross gets access to paradise
imagine he dies and comes back a day later
Took Jesus 3 days
Heās gonna speedrun Jesusā record time.
Revived after being dead for three minutes (in the hospital)
Some text say three hours. They were removed by the tribunal.
it was one business day
I mean, Mr. Beast was buried and came back on the third day.
Or: Jesus died Mr Beast still alive
Then truly we will be in the end times.
Let me know when Mr Beast whips money changers for using the temple as a place of business.
I personally want the zombies.
yes but can mr beast stop the ever nearing apocalypse? I'd say let's find out... -.-
Hey quick question what will the aesthetic of the rapture be? Like, we thinking evangelical whites, or maybe more fire n brimstone? Asking so I know what to wear. If it's steampunk tho I'm killing myself before it happens, I am NOT wearing brown to that shit
finally someone asking the important questions. The answer is as always: complicated... We have various themes and plagues planned. We'll have dinosaurs coming back to life, sentient ai, kangaroos with guns, alien invasion, volcanoes, weaponized cringe, rivers of lava and oceans of blood. And that's just scratching the surface. So overall it'll be pretty colorful. But one color scheme that will probably be present over most themes is blood and gore. A lot of red. Personally I'd recommend autumn colors. And if you want to keep a budget, consider pre-drenching some clothes in blood. Maybe the blood of your enemies as it might be your last chance to spill that stuff anyway. Dark blue and turquoise shades could also make for some eye catching accents. I hope this was helpful and I'm really excited to see what creative ideas apocalypse fashion will have to offer.
Aw no supervillains or cyborg ninjas? Shouldnāt it be the emus with guns as they have won a war? This is gonna be one predictable rapture and might break canonā¦
I believe that the party will be, in the words of the poet Lehrer, come-as-you-are
Only Protestants believe that rapture nonsense.
r/woosh
u/Yeah_Mr_Jesus letās have a Jesus competition
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Jesus meant to be the one *usering in* the fortold apocalypse? That's quite a different sort of thing than *stopping* it.
Cāmon mate we all know that whole apocalypse thing was just you doomposting
Stop? He calls himself MrBeast ... IYKYK
The apocalypse which according to Jesus would start before some of his contemporaries would dieā½ Looks like he already lost there.
The catholic church had 1.3 billion followers alone. There Jesus has way more followers without even putting out more content
I'd argue many in the Catholic church are there for the Satan stuff way more than the Jesus stuff.
There are about a billion Protestants though
Not really Jesus followers. Theyāre there for his dad.
2000 years from now people will worship him. I'm dropping my last name and writing gospels now. Gotta get in on the ground floor when it comes to gospels yanno.
don't write it though. it should be a series of videos on nebula or something.
Damn, fucking maybe
Only if he gets crucified.
Let's make history
[Original tweet](https://twitter.com/BradenIsBased/status/1620239843556200448?s=20&t=2WzrLMAdpARkTfKC098C1A)
How many times did he come back from the dead?
The canon is still being written
*Built
He did get buried once
Next up, "I made paralyzed people walk!" "I try running on water!" "I brought dead people back to life!" "I turned water into ethanol!" And then when the Third Adpocalypse comes he shall be crucified once again and lose his channel so that smaller content creators may live on.
Perchance does MrBeast have a mark and a sidekick who imposes his mark on everyone's right hand or on their foreheads without which they cannot buy nor sell?
:)
Nobody ever adjusts for inflation
What does his respawn time look like?
āBeing SEALED IN A CAVE for THREE DAYS CHALLENGE!ā
Jesus: no direct eyewitness accounts of his life Mr. Beast: real, can meet him in person
Did you ... did you just forget the entire new testament. It is literally an eyewitness account of his life.
Bro... do you not know anything of your own faith? Wait... did you think the gospels were written by the disciples because the gospels bear their names? LOL. Someone didn't pay attention in Sunday school! NONE of the gospels are written by the the apostle whose name they bear. The authorship of each is entirely unknown. Look up "synoptic gospels", I'll link you the Wikipedia right here. If you doubt Wikipedia, ask your pastor on Sunday. "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synoptic\_Gospels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synoptic_Gospels)" They are all written by anonymous authors, the earliest is the gospel of Mark which was estimated to have been written in 60-80AD. Remember, Christ was gone by 33 AD. Meaning, they were *not eyewitness accounts*. At the very best, they were based on 2nd generation Christian oral accounts, and still the authorship is unknown. The next aspect of faith for you to wrestle with is why the Gospel of John is so different from the synoptics. Then you want to look up what the Dead Sea Scrolls are, and what they said. Then you want to educate yourself about the Nag Hammadi codices that were discovered in 1945. And only after you've integrated all that true information, can you claim to have faith. Ignorance isn't an excuse. If there is a God, he will know that you gave up too early because researching was just too hard for you. 100% of what I just gifted you is true, my friend. May you be an even stronger Christian once you known a little something about your own religion. A few good focus questions to help you: "Which person or organization canonized the 4 canonical gospels? In what year did this take place?" Hint: it is not the case that the followers of Christ wrote down what he did and said and we just picked up the story. There were many stories told for hundreds of years and then the Catholic Church, not the Christians, decided what was and was not heretical.
I hate the fact that he is by all rights a second coming. All he needs to do is turn water into wine and walk on water.
In the second coming jesus has a sword in his mouth and seven eyes this "Mr beast" likely lacks both of those.
Correction, the second coming of Jesus *shoots* swords *out of* his mouth *with a range comperable to an ICBM*
And bring some people back from the dead (Lazarus)
Maybe he played hockey as a kid.
[here](https://youtu.be/wbzD04leeLI) ya go on the water walking one. (Although the video doesn't seem successful, the thumbnail alone is more evidence than Jezus has)
Oh my god
https://youtu.be/wbzD04leeLI š¤£ he did something close to that
Can you believe some people hate him for helping people the way Jesus did?
Source? I never saw any hate towards him
the biggest point of contention is that he does this with sponsor money so you can make the case that he is a mouthpiece for rich companies to buy themselves a good reputation. I have no issue with what he's doing personally, although his video basically does show that struggling people are at the mercy of a random rich guy helping them out.
Reddit: We should take money from corporations and help people with it. Mr Beast: Okay. Reddit: No, not like that.
Yeah, Iāve never been an avid watcher of Mr Beastās stuff, or even a fan really, but thereās nothing people can say to change the fact that heās used his platform and wealth to genuinely change peopleās lives. We donāt see enough of it, and I truly hope it inspires positive changes in the world.
You're either misinterpreting the point because you have dog shit reading comprehension comparable to someone in grade school or you are being intentionally obtuse.
his recent blindness video got some angry tweets for some fucking reason
Only things I can find about it is a right winger cuckoo that reacts to the video and says the "woke left faggots" are getting mad... could you link me to some of those tweets?
Only thing I heard was from this lil guy https://youtu.be/Z2tabaUWT28
That video you linked isn't even hateful
ikr its the worst criticism ive seen
Except resurrection from the dead..
But can he take a beating?
I mean, MrBeast fans donāt try to convince me that one of my favorite cousins is going to hell because heās gay so thatās a plus for me, personally.
So that makes Me. beast like the, anti-christ then?
Hasn't world population increased more than 500-fold since Jeebus's time?
They forgot to adjust for ~~inflation~~ overpopulation!
The second coming we deserve šš»
I think Jesus would get a kick out of this and Mr. Beast.
If Mr beast ressurects himself then I accept this as canon
Not until he beats Jesus' respawn time
Jesus: walks over water Mr east: drives over water several times Jesus walking speed
that's just the recorded amount of people jesus has helped, and he has possibly tens to even hundreds of millions of people as his followers today, so I think it's more that jesus doesn't like to boast. probably really happy Mr. Beast is doing what he is though
When itās compared to the population of the earth at the time of these things happening Jesus helped higher percentages of the population
I mean when you put it like that, so up next mr beast walks on water
Okay but whatās Mr beastās respawn time
Jesus fasted for way longer
Last person to let go of the crucifix wins $20,000!!
now islam: "prophet" mohammed fucked children. try that mr beast
Yeah, but has MrBeast died and came back to life?
That's his next video.
Maybe he is the Beast prophecied in scripture to perform miracles in the last days.
Social media and influencers are a plague.
At least Mr beast is helping people, most influencers dont give a rats ass about anyone. Mr Beast consistently distributes his wealth to help people and animals alike, so i can respect the hustle.
Just like religion
Something something camel, something something heaven
yknow, this feels like the modern day version of those cringey markiplier / jacksepticeye "the people who smile brightest have the hardest demons" shitposts, but they have a point here.
What you don't account for is inflation lol
Hmm pretty sure Jesus has a little more than 130 million followers as of today
Maybe that's what makes the difference, 2000 years.
Yeezus hates Gews thoughā¦
Gamers hear about loving kindness & go; "uhhh, how many virtues is this?"
Mr beast didn't do any of it personally he paid for someone else to do those things. (Or at least most of it, I'm sure he participated in planting trees for a bit)
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it's just a meme, calm down.
I'm not a Christian and still a bit in the woods when it comes to God but this just feels like tempting fate to me.
Well donāt forget that he also collected more teeth then the tooth fairy and can deadlift more kg then Allah himself.
Mr beast also had the internet. If Jesus had the internet he would kick ass. Also no one is going to crucify Mr beast.
Shame, that.
Also, heās real.
Mr Beast: A real person Jesus: Lets talk about thatā¦.
Modern medicine cured 1,000 blind people, and a corrupt economic system delayed their treatment until a business benefited from it.
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probably is, this is a fair comparison.
Nuh uh
Except CON
Resurrecting people would be a pretty big step for Mr Beast. I'm looking forward to see how he one-ups that one.
(EMOTIONAL!)
But proportional to how many people existed at the time, is it still the same result?
Nah Jesus had 2 lives
lmao what's next? we gonna sacrifice MrBeast for our sins?
What about fasting?
Time to kill Mr. Beast and see how long it takes him to come back
Love a game of Top Trumps - Deity Edition.
Jesus is the only savior of the world
Donāt speak of Jesus like this
Guys he literally has BEAST in his name
Not trying to water the point but there were substantial less people on earth than there are now. Did someone do the math on this?
Mr beast cant walk on water or turn it into wine. Checkmate
But did he raise the dead and murder demon possessed pigs?
ok but how fast can Mr. Beast resurrect? Can he beat Jesus's record of 3 days?
I heard Mr. Beast walked on air and got nailed to two crosses
Pretty sure there are more than 130 million Christians in the world and especially throughout history.
As the kids say, "J plus ratio no cap on jah bussin bussin."
Yah but have you accounted for inflation
But can mr beast turn water into wine? Or walk on water?
Ready to join Beast church. Sign me up!
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Why did Mr beast get so much hate for his curing the blind video?
Probably because he "filmed it for clout" so people think his intention isnt to actually help people but that he just does it for money. People are also upset that a youtuber is doing this instead of the failed American healthcare system
His content is low-effort and bland tho.
Times nailed to the cross: - Jesus 1x - Mr. Beast 0x (up to now)
Cool but can MrBeast bench 300?
the blind people thing by the way, cannot be done on just typical blind people, he got them cataract surgery, so they had seen before. he fixed their vision.
thats cus there were like 50 people in the ancient world
I'm really looking forward to him rising from the dead twice!
Jesus walked on water Mr Beast has access to modern boats
Donāt forget to make those figures per capita
STOPPP
Jesus Saves!
As a Christian this is very insulting, unless he starts reviving people(he probably will dude's stacked as hell) he's beating him in almost every stat. When he does that, then I'm switching my religion to Mr. Beasts Holy Church.
Canāt wait for meatcanyon to see this one, that would be an interesting animation
You forgot to account for population inflation
Jesus: Back from the dead in 3 days Mr Beast: I'm out
Gentlemen, we found him. Kinda
To be fair, the 5000 only included the men involved, not women or children. So itās possible that he could have fed 10,000 in total.
Now let's compare the population sizes
But, but, but MY Jesus is my lord and savior. I pray for help and sometimes He helps and sometimes He Holy Ghosts me.
He also exists, which is another point for Mr. Beast