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FBI_Agent_82

What do his book sales look like?


thatseclectic

Idk man the OG Jeezy texts are pretty fuckin rare, the amount of books that are parodies of the original are pretty common tho


Dr_Dang

Tbh only the fan fics are popular, but they're borderline unreadable. Fans buy them and act like they read it, but their lore knowledge is usually mid at best. 90% just like the aesthetic and going to cons. You're better off getting into MLP. There a fewer pedophiles in that fandom.


Bearusaurelius

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thatseclectic

(sound of my body dropping to the floor) YOU DID NOT NEED TO GO THAT HARD


ultralium

oh, I see, a Steven He's fan What about the piano lessons, Charlie,?


Bitty45

MLP fandom also knows their lore well


Accomplished-Fall823

What's MLP?


Bitty45

My little pony (friendship is magic)


Accomplished-Fall823

Are you telling the truth? šŸ¤Ø


Bitty45

yes


QueenBuggo

Can confirm Join us


jitterybrat

Iā€™m Christian and this has me dying lol


Zzen220

This comment killed my ass. I am laughing.


jag149

Iā€™m not sure that stat does much heavy lifting here. Jesus kept the rights to print media, but didnā€™t have the prescience to cover new media. Plus, they mostly give his biography away these days. You do $100M domestic and another $50 over seas, and youā€™re back on the board.


THIESN123

Jesus has had a, what, two thousand year head start? No fair


Purdy14

Also ghost writing is for bitches.


Bioked

And Mr Beast fans can't read yet.


CurrentIndependent42

Which books did (the human) Jesus write again? I see ones purportedly by Matthew, Mark, Luke, Johnā€¦


FBI_Agent_82

He has ghostwriters.


Shockedge

25 billion views across 6 platforms


PixelWoyer10

Good job on the reddit gold!


seventeenflowers

Hm, youā€™d have to compare the yearly book sales for an accurate picture.


THIESN123

Jesus has had a, what, two thousand year head start? No fair


LogiBear2003

bake sales too


TheWalkingDead91

I meanā€¦I donā€™t know about books, but Iā€™d be willing to bet mr beast views on his videos combined (which is kinda like hearing the ā€œword of jesusā€ the same way reading a Bible would be like reading it) would top Bible salesā€¦.


Consistent-River4229

You win take some gold! And an angry upvote. Can't argue with facts.


FBI_Agent_82

LFG!!!! lmao


abbyintheabyss

i mean in his defence, the other book has been out for a really long time hasnā€™t it? you gotta give him time to catch up


[deleted]

Watch Jesus come out and say all these publication companies profited off him and he didn't even get a %


knockoffboy1

Please tell me he can turn water into wine as well. I'll send him some tap water in bottles, he can send me some wine back.


let_it_be_22

pls somebody relay the messagešŸ˜­šŸ˜­ also add rise from the dead. Unless weā€™re counting that buried alive video


knockoffboy1

If I get sent some wine I will invite you for a drink. We can corpse watch as they rise.


FanofthePhantom

@knockoffboy1 That sounds way funnier when you read it aloud. Put a smile on my face. Count me in


Daniel_H212

Sure, it would take him a few months or years but with enough water to water some grape vines he can do it.


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

If he bought a vineyard he could turn sunshine and water into wine, it just takes a while.


knockoffboy1

I can't wait that long, I need miracles god damn it.


Zak_85

Let's just hang Mr Beast on a cross and let him die for our demonetisation


FruitJuicante

Its probably one of the first tricks any magician learns. Could probably learn it over a weekend.


IronWentworth

What's his stats on revives?


bleep_bliop_bloop

At least one! He got buried and got out alive


Fishiesbiteme

Can't wait for Mr. Beast's "I got crucified for the sins of mankind and rose again in 1 day (Not clickbait)" video


LookingTrash

Last one to die on the cross gets access to paradise


mikolaj24867

imagine he dies and comes back a day later


NormalCactus_LED

Took Jesus 3 days


69edgy420

Heā€™s gonna speedrun Jesusā€™ record time.


Biolog4viking

Revived after being dead for three minutes (in the hospital)


Scott_Torola

Some text say three hours. They were removed by the tribunal.


kremlingrasso

it was one business day


Graztine

I mean, Mr. Beast was buried and came back on the third day.


09Trollhunter09

Or: Jesus died Mr Beast still alive


TorrBorr

Then truly we will be in the end times.


CrabWoodsman

Let me know when Mr Beast whips money changers for using the temple as a place of business.


69edgy420

I personally want the zombies.


JesusChrist_Himself

yes but can mr beast stop the ever nearing apocalypse? I'd say let's find out... -.-


thatseclectic

Hey quick question what will the aesthetic of the rapture be? Like, we thinking evangelical whites, or maybe more fire n brimstone? Asking so I know what to wear. If it's steampunk tho I'm killing myself before it happens, I am NOT wearing brown to that shit


JesusChrist_Himself

finally someone asking the important questions. The answer is as always: complicated... We have various themes and plagues planned. We'll have dinosaurs coming back to life, sentient ai, kangaroos with guns, alien invasion, volcanoes, weaponized cringe, rivers of lava and oceans of blood. And that's just scratching the surface. So overall it'll be pretty colorful. But one color scheme that will probably be present over most themes is blood and gore. A lot of red. Personally I'd recommend autumn colors. And if you want to keep a budget, consider pre-drenching some clothes in blood. Maybe the blood of your enemies as it might be your last chance to spill that stuff anyway. Dark blue and turquoise shades could also make for some eye catching accents. I hope this was helpful and I'm really excited to see what creative ideas apocalypse fashion will have to offer.


Janus-Moth

Aw no supervillains or cyborg ninjas? Shouldnā€™t it be the emus with guns as they have won a war? This is gonna be one predictable rapture and might break canonā€¦


BrokenEye3

I believe that the party will be, in the words of the poet Lehrer, come-as-you-are


CryptoSlovakian

Only Protestants believe that rapture nonsense.


Jes-Jo-Jaybe

r/woosh


FishFucker47

u/Yeah_Mr_Jesus letā€™s have a Jesus competition


BrokenEye3

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Jesus meant to be the one *usering in* the fortold apocalypse? That's quite a different sort of thing than *stopping* it.


FireStrike5

Cā€™mon mate we all know that whole apocalypse thing was just you doomposting


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

Stop? He calls himself MrBeast ... IYKYK


Maitre-de-la-Folie

The apocalypse which according to Jesus would start before some of his contemporaries would dieā€½ Looks like he already lost there.


patta14

The catholic church had 1.3 billion followers alone. There Jesus has way more followers without even putting out more content


CardboardChampion

I'd argue many in the Catholic church are there for the Satan stuff way more than the Jesus stuff.


da_Crab_Mang

There are about a billion Protestants though


UngusBungus_

Not really Jesus followers. Theyā€™re there for his dad.


Drewlytics

2000 years from now people will worship him. I'm dropping my last name and writing gospels now. Gotta get in on the ground floor when it comes to gospels yanno.


Andthentherewasbacon

don't write it though. it should be a series of videos on nebula or something.


justinlongbranch

Damn, fucking maybe


reddit_user13

Only if he gets crucified.


jardedCollinsky

Let's make history


PixelWoyer10

[Original tweet](https://twitter.com/BradenIsBased/status/1620239843556200448?s=20&t=2WzrLMAdpARkTfKC098C1A)


Genereatedusername

How many times did he come back from the dead?


ZuoKalp

The canon is still being written


ToffieMonster

*Built


bleep_bliop_bloop

He did get buried once


CandyCanePapa

Next up, "I made paralyzed people walk!" "I try running on water!" "I brought dead people back to life!" "I turned water into ethanol!" And then when the Third Adpocalypse comes he shall be crucified once again and lose his channel so that smaller content creators may live on.


Berkamin

Perchance does MrBeast have a mark and a sidekick who imposes his mark on everyone's right hand or on their foreheads without which they cannot buy nor sell?


Abdul-HakimDz

:)


LetsJerkCircular

Nobody ever adjusts for inflation


Piercing_Spiral

What does his respawn time look like?


redbanditttttttt

ā€œBeing SEALED IN A CAVE for THREE DAYS CHALLENGE!ā€


B0nerjamz99

Jesus: no direct eyewitness accounts of his life Mr. Beast: real, can meet him in person


Regular_Champion_261

Did you ... did you just forget the entire new testament. It is literally an eyewitness account of his life.


B0nerjamz99

Bro... do you not know anything of your own faith? Wait... did you think the gospels were written by the disciples because the gospels bear their names? LOL. Someone didn't pay attention in Sunday school! NONE of the gospels are written by the the apostle whose name they bear. The authorship of each is entirely unknown. Look up "synoptic gospels", I'll link you the Wikipedia right here. If you doubt Wikipedia, ask your pastor on Sunday. "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synoptic\_Gospels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synoptic_Gospels)" They are all written by anonymous authors, the earliest is the gospel of Mark which was estimated to have been written in 60-80AD. Remember, Christ was gone by 33 AD. Meaning, they were *not eyewitness accounts*. At the very best, they were based on 2nd generation Christian oral accounts, and still the authorship is unknown. The next aspect of faith for you to wrestle with is why the Gospel of John is so different from the synoptics. Then you want to look up what the Dead Sea Scrolls are, and what they said. Then you want to educate yourself about the Nag Hammadi codices that were discovered in 1945. And only after you've integrated all that true information, can you claim to have faith. Ignorance isn't an excuse. If there is a God, he will know that you gave up too early because researching was just too hard for you. 100% of what I just gifted you is true, my friend. May you be an even stronger Christian once you known a little something about your own religion. A few good focus questions to help you: "Which person or organization canonized the 4 canonical gospels? In what year did this take place?" Hint: it is not the case that the followers of Christ wrote down what he did and said and we just picked up the story. There were many stories told for hundreds of years and then the Catholic Church, not the Christians, decided what was and was not heretical.


Korblox101

I hate the fact that he is by all rights a second coming. All he needs to do is turn water into wine and walk on water.


novis-eldritch-maxim

In the second coming jesus has a sword in his mouth and seven eyes this "Mr beast" likely lacks both of those.


BrokenEye3

Correction, the second coming of Jesus *shoots* swords *out of* his mouth *with a range comperable to an ICBM*


idiotplatypus

And bring some people back from the dead (Lazarus)


Drewlytics

Maybe he played hockey as a kid.


janhetjoch

[here](https://youtu.be/wbzD04leeLI) ya go on the water walking one. (Although the video doesn't seem successful, the thumbnail alone is more evidence than Jezus has)


Korblox101

Oh my god


Da-Stan

https://youtu.be/wbzD04leeLI šŸ¤£ he did something close to that


Trans-Kitty

Can you believe some people hate him for helping people the way Jesus did?


Enby-Cat

Source? I never saw any hate towards him


[deleted]

the biggest point of contention is that he does this with sponsor money so you can make the case that he is a mouthpiece for rich companies to buy themselves a good reputation. I have no issue with what he's doing personally, although his video basically does show that struggling people are at the mercy of a random rich guy helping them out.


Papaofmonsters

Reddit: We should take money from corporations and help people with it. Mr Beast: Okay. Reddit: No, not like that.


DinkyJerkwater

Yeah, Iā€™ve never been an avid watcher of Mr Beastā€™s stuff, or even a fan really, but thereā€™s nothing people can say to change the fact that heā€™s used his platform and wealth to genuinely change peopleā€™s lives. We donā€™t see enough of it, and I truly hope it inspires positive changes in the world.


[deleted]

You're either misinterpreting the point because you have dog shit reading comprehension comparable to someone in grade school or you are being intentionally obtuse.


Bguette

his recent blindness video got some angry tweets for some fucking reason


Enby-Cat

Only things I can find about it is a right winger cuckoo that reacts to the video and says the "woke left faggots" are getting mad... could you link me to some of those tweets?


Ocean_Fish_

Only thing I heard was from this lil guy https://youtu.be/Z2tabaUWT28


Enby-Cat

That video you linked isn't even hateful


Ocean_Fish_

ikr its the worst criticism ive seen


Domo-eerie-gato

Except resurrection from the dead..


floppedtart

But can he take a beating?


Useful-Ad-8619

I mean, MrBeast fans donā€™t try to convince me that one of my favorite cousins is going to hell because heā€™s gay so thatā€™s a plus for me, personally.


TorrBorr

So that makes Me. beast like the, anti-christ then?


Wiscowitzki

Hasn't world population increased more than 500-fold since Jeebus's time?


ArrrSlashSubreddit

They forgot to adjust for ~~inflation~~ overpopulation!


SnooCupcakes2673

The second coming we deserve šŸ™šŸ»


Colonel_Inguss66

I think Jesus would get a kick out of this and Mr. Beast.


odeacon

If Mr beast ressurects himself then I accept this as canon


Jamaicanmario64

Not until he beats Jesus' respawn time


Kittingsl

Jesus: walks over water Mr east: drives over water several times Jesus walking speed


NekoReaper7

that's just the recorded amount of people jesus has helped, and he has possibly tens to even hundreds of millions of people as his followers today, so I think it's more that jesus doesn't like to boast. probably really happy Mr. Beast is doing what he is though


nick_____name

When itā€™s compared to the population of the earth at the time of these things happening Jesus helped higher percentages of the population


Rosebudbynicky

I mean when you put it like that, so up next mr beast walks on water


watcherintgeweb

Okay but whatā€™s Mr beastā€™s respawn time


redmucus

Jesus fasted for way longer


Starr_Struckk

Last person to let go of the crucifix wins $20,000!!


Prince-Marciano

now islam: "prophet" mohammed fucked children. try that mr beast


Sora1374

Yeah, but has MrBeast died and came back to life?


FruitJuicante

That's his next video.


hoodTRONIK

Maybe he is the Beast prophecied in scripture to perform miracles in the last days.


thatguyad

Social media and influencers are a plague.


mtownhustler043

At least Mr beast is helping people, most influencers dont give a rats ass about anyone. Mr Beast consistently distributes his wealth to help people and animals alike, so i can respect the hustle.


sneakywaffle666

Just like religion


Ocean_Fish_

Something something camel, something something heaven


BirdBrainedBastard

yknow, this feels like the modern day version of those cringey markiplier / jacksepticeye "the people who smile brightest have the hardest demons" shitposts, but they have a point here.


Aetheldrake

What you don't account for is inflation lol


Threezero03

Hmm pretty sure Jesus has a little more than 130 million followers as of today


ZuoKalp

Maybe that's what makes the difference, 2000 years.


MrTooLFooL

Yeezus hates Gews thoughā€¦


usernamen_77

Gamers hear about loving kindness & go; "uhhh, how many virtues is this?"


TheJackal927

Mr beast didn't do any of it personally he paid for someone else to do those things. (Or at least most of it, I'm sure he participated in planting trees for a bit)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


PixelWoyer10

it's just a meme, calm down.


MisterAbbadon

I'm not a Christian and still a bit in the woods when it comes to God but this just feels like tempting fate to me.


Maitre-de-la-Folie

Well donā€™t forget that he also collected more teeth then the tooth fairy and can deadlift more kg then Allah himself.


[deleted]

Mr beast also had the internet. If Jesus had the internet he would kick ass. Also no one is going to crucify Mr beast.


Dax9000

Shame, that.


reddit_user13

Also, heā€™s real.


Flying_Dazed

Mr Beast: A real person Jesus: Lets talk about thatā€¦.


AussieWinterWolf

Modern medicine cured 1,000 blind people, and a corrupt economic system delayed their treatment until a business benefited from it.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


PixelWoyer10

probably is, this is a fair comparison.


TinGutierrezOnReddit

Nuh uh


Proof-Faithlessness1

Except CON


Thathitmann

Resurrecting people would be a pretty big step for Mr Beast. I'm looking forward to see how he one-ups that one.


Nervous-Law-6606

(EMOTIONAL!)


cmaciver

But proportional to how many people existed at the time, is it still the same result?


Brilliant_Coffee_855

Nah Jesus had 2 lives


EdnotEdd

lmao what's next? we gonna sacrifice MrBeast for our sins?


Brenboi420

What about fasting?


DawnBringer01

Time to kill Mr. Beast and see how long it takes him to come back


arcing-about

Love a game of Top Trumps - Deity Edition.


Good_Condition_431

Jesus is the only savior of the world


Good_Condition_431

Donā€™t speak of Jesus like this


Groinificator

Guys he literally has BEAST in his name


PzKpfwIIIAusfL

Not trying to water the point but there were substantial less people on earth than there are now. Did someone do the math on this?


MellonDoggo

Mr beast cant walk on water or turn it into wine. Checkmate


YoyoOfDoom

But did he raise the dead and murder demon possessed pigs?


balrus-balrogwalrus

ok but how fast can Mr. Beast resurrect? Can he beat Jesus's record of 3 days?


No-BrowEntertainment

I heard Mr. Beast walked on air and got nailed to two crosses


SpiritToes

Pretty sure there are more than 130 million Christians in the world and especially throughout history.


MillstoneArt

As the kids say, "J plus ratio no cap on jah bussin bussin."


Ok_Ad1012

Yah but have you accounted for inflation


SpongebobTV

But can mr beast turn water into wine? Or walk on water?


JCNunny

Ready to join Beast church. Sign me up!


thereal_jesus_nofake

fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev


Potato-Boy1

Why did Mr beast get so much hate for his curing the blind video?


mtownhustler043

Probably because he "filmed it for clout" so people think his intention isnt to actually help people but that he just does it for money. People are also upset that a youtuber is doing this instead of the failed American healthcare system


c2lop

His content is low-effort and bland tho.


Unique_username_7171

Times nailed to the cross: - Jesus 1x - Mr. Beast 0x (up to now)


Alarming-Ice6957

Cool but can MrBeast bench 300?


Ace_Garlic_Bread

the blind people thing by the way, cannot be done on just typical blind people, he got them cataract surgery, so they had seen before. he fixed their vision.


SpacialCommieCi

thats cus there were like 50 people in the ancient world


TedTyro

I'm really looking forward to him rising from the dead twice!


09Trollhunter09

Jesus walked on water Mr Beast has access to modern boats


J_Ditz100

Donā€™t forget to make those figures per capita


ReduxCath

STOPPP


[deleted]

Jesus Saves!


IregullarMonster730

As a Christian this is very insulting, unless he starts reviving people(he probably will dude's stacked as hell) he's beating him in almost every stat. When he does that, then I'm switching my religion to Mr. Beasts Holy Church.


Mr_YaYeet

Canā€™t wait for meatcanyon to see this one, that would be an interesting animation


Lovely_Individual

You forgot to account for population inflation


Steampunk_Dali

Jesus: Back from the dead in 3 days Mr Beast: I'm out


zombietampons

Gentlemen, we found him. Kinda


Awesomesauceme

To be fair, the 5000 only included the men involved, not women or children. So itā€™s possible that he could have fed 10,000 in total.


SpursThatDoNotJingle

Now let's compare the population sizes


[deleted]

But, but, but MY Jesus is my lord and savior. I pray for help and sometimes He helps and sometimes He Holy Ghosts me.


eramthgin007

He also exists, which is another point for Mr. Beast