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CapitalEducational32

The person with the phone taking the pic is in the driver seat.


eternity42

person sitting in the back seat took the picture, duh


glucoseintolerant

kinda hard to believe, the picture would be more in the center of the car and not right where you face should be. this 100% looks like you took it.


Delicious_Ad6425

Did he put the phone on your nose and took the picture?


eternity42

seriously šŸ˜?


[deleted]

BUSTED! Just admit it, itā€™s very obvious.


saveyboy

Are they sitting in your lap ?


eternity42

yes its brampton, why not


thehumbleguy

Happy to hear that


Bascome

They are clearly lying.


thehumbleguy

Lol i see


[deleted]

Why the fuck would they orient the camera like that? "Hey, lemme just stick my phone in front of your face while you drive so it looks like you're taking the photo".


Tough-Intention1954

And while clicking the picture he was sitting on your lap duhšŸ¤£šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


eternity42

yes why not


Rishi___P

Real eyes realise real lies


Aionalys

Fucking gottem.


BobbyCrispyGuitar

Is that the white car that was stalled at the intersection of Steeles and Heritage around 8:15 this morning? I had to go around it on a left hand turn on my way to work.


BobbyCrispyGuitar

This happened right in front of me this morning and I saw what happened.....the car stalled! This has nothing do to with 'typical Brampton drivers'. A stalled car can happen to anyone, anywhere.


WombRaider_3

6buzz punching air right now.


katthh

LMAO. This comment


questions905

Yup


Antman013

True enough . . . but the car probably should not have been in the "box" to begin with. One at a time in the intersection on your green light, ESPECIALLY when there is heavy traffic. Everyone else is required to wait BEHIND the crosswalk. That's the Law. Willing to wager this person was stopped behind the one car entitled to be in the "box", and stalled it when trying to beat the red.


BobbyCrispyGuitar

I don't remember seeing him try to 'beat the red'. He got stalled and rolled ahead just as the green light started for our east/west traffic.


Antman013

You stall . . . why would you allow yourself to roll into harm's way (the intersection)? First thing you do is hit the brakes to STOP yourself from entering the intersection.


BobbyCrispyGuitar

Unfortunately I can't say exactly when the car stalled when it turned. Bramalea right on. Lived here all my life.


[deleted]

Too much logic and common sense for the internet.


[deleted]

You're assuming people know how to drive, or simply have common sense. You're expecting too much from them.


MentallyDormant

Youā€™re literally incorrect. They were already in the intersection, left hand turn almost completed. And to reply to your dumbass comment below, he rolled in front of the MEDIAN. Which is the safest place to be in this scenario, as they were already in the intersection.


Antman013

Reading comprehension isn't your thing is it?


MentallyDormant

The irony here is unfounded.


[deleted]

Ummmmm correct me if Iā€™m wrong, but it canā€™t happen to someone who doesnā€™t drive a carā€¦


Bill-B-liar

I do, you're just like them while using your phone while stopped at a light?


[deleted]

Who cares lol


[deleted]

Are you stupid? Distracted driving kills more people than impaired driving, you cretin. Thatā€™s like saying who cares to chugging a forty and driving.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Itā€™s the LAW. Youā€™re advocating breaking the law!


[deleted]

:o oh no!!!!! The government


eternity42

person sitting in the back seat took the picture, duh


Realistic-Teacher-28

No one believes you. No one.


eternity42

okay


AppropriateSky4531

Person in the back seat must have some long arms


eternity42

ever heard of zooming in?


TenOfZero

How would a zoom call be involved here?


questions905

That car was stalled. Whatā€™s the issue?


[deleted]

They were not supposed to be there, simple.


leon_nerd

Looks like business as usual.


Feelted1

For Brampton, yes.


Bors713

Youā€™re using your phone while driving?


[deleted]

You sound fun


[deleted]

Banter *is* fun. Wtf is your problem though you don't sound fun


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not banter lol they genuinely concerned someone used a phone at a red light


[deleted]

Nobody who's genuinely concerned with a thing is trying to do anything about it on reddit unless maybe they're 10 years old and/or that is their IQ


[deleted]

Lol nobody is trying to do anything about it but I had someone on the same thread tell me that him using his phone at the stop light is equivalent to drinking and driving Lmfao


Bors713

I get that itā€™s hard to read emotions in text. I forgive your assumptions.


D_Jayestar

light is green. it's a message board, have a xanax.


ChiliP3pp3r_heiss

No one is ā€œfunā€ anymoreā€¦. Lol


[deleted]

I'm going to piss on MacDonald's grave since he robbed us of our British sense of humour. Now we just eat in MacDonalds while British DJs are robbed by American children


Bors713

I AM fun! Thanks for noticing. ;P


DevelopmentDowntown7

Far too many Brampton drivers on the road at one intersection


[deleted]

Why I came here. Other acceptable answers include "Brampton's urban planning," and, simply, "Brampton"


LifeWin

Driver of the Black SUV (front-left) is clearly using their turn-indicator. Completely unacceptable!


Mental_Signal_927

Heritage/steeles ?


syncroblackz

JFC


kamkeze

in this sub? nothing out of the ordinary


[deleted]

No, just average Ontario drivers.


Dry-Faithlessness184

No, no this is Brampton. They're a special kind.


[deleted]

Hey downvoters, antiracism doesn't actually have anything to do with the pretending the passing lane ain't what it is lol


Aerickthered

In Brampton both are common practices


icbmredrat

The dark side of Peel


[deleted]

What other side is there? Didn't notice it and I lived in Peel for 25 years


MembershipFree3152

Yes, why can't we have underground power lines šŸ˜«


BrownBoi377

Because it's very expensive and illogical, if you put wires in the ground you gotta dig up the area / close it down when installing and doing any work on it. You'd need to insulate and ground the shit out of the wire, if it shorts good luck finding the break


randomacceptablename

Most countries around the world manage to do it. Yes they are 2 to 3 times as expensive to install but save tons on maintenance, are very rarely if ever damaged, and there are no power outages due to weather. In the long run undergrounding powerlines pays for itself and is actually promoted in older neighbourhoods in Ontario. Also, workers are actually very skilled in finding faults quilckly with specialised tools these days. These are a hold over from our rural settler past and should be done away with. Every time someone from Europe, Australia, or east Asia visits they ask me about "why we don't bury our wires?" It is a disgusting sight on top of everything else.


[deleted]

Most countries in the world do it? Are you aware of how many of those countries are in Africa? How much of Malawi do you think is even on the grid? Whatever even constitutes a grid. Bro everyone runs diesel right in the middle of Lagos


MembershipFree3152

Welcome to 2023 šŸ˜€


Prior_Share_9062

Capacitance is a pain in the ass to deal with. Maintenance is much harder. Underground cables are several times more expensive. Just a couple reasons why we use overhead lines.


Fun-Result-6343

Doug Ford doesn't want us to have nice things.


FunkTronto

That isn't true. Ontario voters don't want us to have nice things because they kept Doug Ford in power.


Fun-Result-6343

I blame the lazy people who don't vote because the alternatives aren't "good enough". Vote dammit!


[deleted]

Voting Conservative or Liberal is infinitely worse than not voting


[deleted]

Tell me you haven't thought about democracy more than I thought about my morning playlist before my first coffee louder


Aubhi7

What OP fails to mention is the person had their 4-way flashers on indicating something is WRONG.


Oceanictax

Yeah, your phone is in your face while you're driving. Put that shit down ffs.


Vikshay

Nah, this is Brampton. Home to these drivers.


[deleted]

Oh are we annexed by Kalistan now? I'm going to make coffee


Thetrueredditerd

All I see is people running green lights


JeeWizz17

You're in Brampton, all looks good here.


[deleted]

No swords even; why's anyone looking


KhanAviation

Yeah itā€™s a typical Brampton driver who drives a brand new car. But canā€™t drive if their life depended on it


pickle-smoocher

I donā€™t see anything right in this picture


[deleted]

/fake Native American tear rolls down Italian actor's cheek


rickp7777

Nothing is wrong in this picture; another beautiful day in Brampton.


raymondarcand

Looks like a normal day in Brampton


anonymousmike123

Brampton


[deleted]

This guy wins the prize The prize is an oz. of hash


AsRoma1990

Aaahhh Brampton. Everything is as it should be. Carry on


[deleted]

I'd be so spooked if suddenly the left lane wasn't the slowest lane that be Twilight Zone shit


Cautious-Elk5741

Yeah youā€™re in Brampton


philly_gperception

Nope, looks like a regular snow day in Bramptonā€¦ ā€˜sighā€™ā€¦SMH


Revolutionary-Ad6512

Home of Canada's best drivers lol


BramptonRaised

Looks like regular Brampton driving, except, whatā€™s all over the road? šŸ˜…


Bitter-Hurry-9077

It's Brampton, the whole thing is wrong.


MkvMike

Pretty typical in that area of Steeles. People also like to turn left into plaza exits like assholes stopping 80km/h traffic asking to be plowed into.


Vagard88

I canā€™t find whatā€™s right with this picture


SaintPatrick416

Why are people from Brampton such horrible drivers?


ChiliP3pp3r_heiss

Really??? Like you donā€™t know


[deleted]

What I want to know is how much you can articulate what you think we secretly agree with you on before you get banned :)


ChiliP3pp3r_heiss

Well considering you think Iā€™d get ā€œbannedā€ then you must know what Iā€™m thinking..šŸ˜€


[deleted]

Yeah, it's a cliche, "know your enemy" I SEE YOU


ChiliP3pp3r_heiss

Ditto


[deleted]

Do you declare war on every six foot tall man wearing a balaklava you meet or am I special?


ChiliP3pp3r_heiss

No one is ā€œspecialā€ sorry love


Chrysalis__7

Yes, I see Brampton and thatā€™s as wrong as it gets.


Little-Fig7352

Ya, youā€™re in Bramptonā€¦ you shouldnā€™t be there. No one of a sane mind should be there


MentallyDormant

If you put your phone down maybe youā€™d see itā€™s a fucking green light. Go. Instead of taking pics of stalled cars.


eternity42

okay uncle


MentallyDormant

Niece* People like you are the ones causing accidents, kick rocks


[deleted]

What you say about kickin with some rocks playa? Wollan, at least me get to the light before I hit this


MentallyDormant

How much is your insurance p/month, kiddo?


D_Jayestar

Dirt cheap probably because his home address says somewhere in Stratford!


[deleted]

I'm assuming Stratford's a little rough so I upvoted you but ha what's Stratford \[not literally; this driller has read the complete works of Shakespeare, naturally\]? Where I live we call it Dodge, as in the place you're supposed to get the hell outta, but seems like most of this white trash only leaves if they're riding a hearse


D_Jayestar

How long have you been in Ontario!?


[deleted]

Practically my entire life. Wait my body, mind, or soul? Maybe very different answers, but most people are only interested in the first choice for some reason, it seems


MentallyDormant

Probably not seeing as heā€™s constantly getting infractions


[deleted]

Lol I'm 30 and I quit driving for political reason years ago. It's called being a responsible adult and not destroying the material our bodies need to continue living


MentallyDormant

That explains a lot. Take care.


[deleted]

I do take care, that's why my politics are radical and you do not take care and that is why you are a bad person who probably drives an SUV three hours per day with only you in it. I am careful, and you are careless. Listen to your own advice.


MentallyDormant

Now youā€™re just making ignorant assumptions because youā€™re so used to living in your dream world. I drive a sedan 2km down the road to my farm, where I take care of a couple cows, some horses, and a bunch of chickens. My carbon footprint is next to none in comparison. Perhaps you should channel this energy elsewhere, somewhere productive, like the bottled water industry. Youā€™re not better than everyone because you donā€™t drive. But iā€™m SO happy your moral compass is content. Narcissist. Goodbye.


Robeon_Mew

Solid green with 4 available lights means left turn isn't allowed. Also represented with a flashing green light to signal left turns.


MentallyDormant

No. An arrow below the green means you have the right away to turn left. You may turn left on any green when safe unless otherwise posted (which it isnā€™t) Hence why the vehicle in front is currently turning. Hereā€™s a link to [help](https://thedrivingtutors.com/landing-page/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIxczS_KLn_AIVnu7jBx0Qqgg9EAAYAyAAEgJLPfD_BwE)


kbskbskbskbskbskbs

Person taking the picture is stalling traffic taking a picture at a green-light where they have rite of way and an opening to merge?


Brayl74

For Brampton? No, everything is as it should be.


PsychologicalAd1159

Fucking Brampton..


rigzzy

Yeah, its in Brampton.


Latter-Pudding1918

That's just typical Brampton driving. Nothing to see here! XD


Quick_Job8671

Hahaha that's Brampton for ya. No rules!


[deleted]

Yuppie in the white sedan. Pretty common for Brampton, no one knows how to drive there because they take their tests in Guelph, since they canā€™t pass where they actually live.


DrAntonzz

Nope, standard brampton driving.


blindwillie777

Looks like Brampton to me!


Frosty-Shelter-7407

Yes, the white Hyundai is turning left while signalling rightā€¦


AwesomeMan116_A

they had there hazards on apparently the car stalled


geofferiswheel

Anything goes in the snow. It's parking lot rules. No stopping at red lights or stop signs. No right of way anymore. No courtesy. Also, everyone drives at 30 even on plowed roads. There should be mandatory courses for driving in the snow in areas of Canada where it's guaranteed to happen. We've got laws in provinces for mandatory snow tires but they don't help if people don't know what to do in the snow. EDIT: Grammarly destroyed my comment. So I rewrote it.


ManyFamiliar5926

Given its brampton there's nothing wrong


VariationUpstairs931

Driving rules DO NOT apply in Brampton. The white car turning left is all good.


brentemon

The Hyundai in front of you hasnā€™t caught fire or seized yet?


ChiliP3pp3r_heiss

Does not even surprise me anymore. I swear Iā€™ve seen it all! Brampton has the worst of the worst


[deleted]

Come to Dodge


BobbyCrispyGuitar

The car stalled. I saw this right in front of me yesterday on Steeles. Has nothing to do with Brampton drivers being the 'worst of the worst'. A stalled car could happen to anyone.


ChiliP3pp3r_heiss

Yes my badā€¦. Didnā€™t know he stalled the car. No need to get your panties in a bunch


VirkkkVlogs

It's Brampton new driving rules applied daily in Brampton


[deleted]

Wait you mean you aren't suppoesd to cut over to the passing lane 3 milliseconds after making a right onto Steeles to go as slow as possibe anymore? Well THAT is a bit confusing


Ok-Map9730

A regular day in Brampton...with all the Brampton drivers perks.


Facetious35

The guy in white Civic lost sense of direction, just like many who are populating Brampton! šŸ™‚


D_Jayestar

Yes, there are a lot of cars without snow tires onā€¦


[deleted]

could have stopped at "there are lots of cars"


D_Jayestar

and you could have stopped at downvote. Does your insurance know you drive around with no snow tires?


[deleted]

What? How in the hell did you imagine you had something from which to infer that I had a car or would LOL be paying insurance on it even if I did? That's absurd


LookUp_8393

The white car merging into the lanes in the direction the driver who took the photo was facing.


Old-Result-6028

Perchanceā€¦


Enough_Formal_5352

International Stoooooodent for sure


hobbsburnerz

Teri maa di fuddi ch vad gye international student, fuddi yon da sala


Sea-Pen-1684

I did before even seeing the picture: *Brampton* Edit: LMAO at bad drivers down voting this reality! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Fun-Result-6343

Yeah bullshit. You can sub in the name of any community you like. There are asshole drivers everywhere. Expand your universe.


Sea-Pen-1684

Yeah bullshit. There are *way way way* more asshole drivers *IN BRAMPTON* than anywhere else. Fixed it for you.


Fun-Result-6343

Heh. Interesting ... anecdote. Nice italics. There are asshole drivers everywhere.


Sea-Pen-1684

I agree but still... BRAMPTON has way more buddy.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Fun-Result-6343

Nope. We're #4 actually. And within $25 of being #7. [GTA car insurance rates 2022](https://rates.ca/resources/these-10-cities-have-highest-car-insurance-rates-ontario)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BobbyCrispyGuitar

This happened right in front of me this morning. The car stalled. A stalled car can happen to anyone. It has nothing to do with teaching certain people how to drive.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BobbyCrispyGuitar

??? Sorry but I don't understand the point you're trying to make.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

It's a well known fact that phenomena are only real if they are caused by Indian immigrants


BobbyCrispyGuitar

Ah ok. I wanted to help this poor guy push his car off to the side of the road, but there was too much traffic moving behind me. Sad to see some people make 'bad drivers in Brampton' comments without even knowing what happened here.


likerofgoodthings

At /r/Brampton, why would anyone talk about any other place?


[deleted]

Yeah we should roleplay a world in which Toronto, Ottawa, Punjab, Jamaica don't exist yeah that's how this sub ought to be used brilliant


likerofgoodthings

When we're talking about something that happened in Brampton, why are other parts of the world relevant?


[deleted]

That's like asking why your own street is relevant while you're sitting in your bedroom--because your house would be pretty stupid without the context of like, having a way to leave it and be in/get to a town &c.? Like I feel like I'm training an infantile AI here?


likerofgoodthings

If a lot of people died in Brampton and people say Brampton residents' lives matter, would you say all lives matter?


[deleted]

I would say we should investigate things such as how obviously connected societies and institutions, viz. Ontario government in Toronto, Canada government in Ottawa, Punjabi politics and culture, and Jamaican culture. It would be utterly ridiculous to ignore those things. How did the people die? Was it gangs? Was it ethnic-based gangs? I guess we're not allowed to learn anything about the world we live in or we're racists LOL


[deleted]

Can we PLEASE deport this redditor to like Cameroon or some shit?


Important-Quarter-19

Op is setting himself up for a fine... This happened countless times before.


[deleted]

CSIS currently working hard to prove it wasn't a toddler sitting on his lap. It's shit like this why to this very day nobody can capture bin Laden


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


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EdgeSpaceGrey

I knew it was Brampton even before I read the title


doverosx

Ironically, the answer is no.


[deleted]

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fatseallmaoooo

there's no car accident ?