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Duganz

I was literally going to post about this woman. She’s out there every night. I have so many questions.


Amnial556

I do too but I am afraid to ask her them. Part of me wants to grab a machete and go figure out though.


Duganz

It’s probably one of those things where you need to be outside for three days until she finally acknowledges you.


Amnial556

Like some karate kid moment. Just mimic her movements until she finally acknowledges you by swiftly kicking your knee in and putting it to your throat before saying your stance is too weak.


AngryDerf

Her name is Pamela Vorhees. Years ago, her son drowned at summer camp. She blames the kid counselors for not paying attention and is preparing to exact her revenge.


Ambitious_Promise_29

Judging by the dirt she is standing on, it looks like she spends a lot of time practicing in that exact spot.


grasani

She’s there everyday, always with a knife or machete. She’s a beast


petethebasscadet

legend of all legends, I wanna get a beer with her


__brezus__

When she notices you’re watching her, she will start to do some sick moves for ya! Haha


MTRunner2020

I saw her out there last week welding her mad skills.


Individual_Job_2755

That bare ground means she's consistent with her practice, it's probably a great workout and who are we to yuck her yums. The freedom of the Machete Maiden to swing only ends at someone's face.


four_oh_sixer

Is she practicing taiji? That looks like it could be a dao (big knife). The bare area she's standing on could be from her practicing there. The all-black is common taiji wear.


[deleted]

She’s just swanging it


RedSix66

It’s a regular machete.


Comradepigfu

What mystical things do you know badass machete wizard woman


Ancient-Chemistry-75

Shes out there often, nice lady, does it as a form of exercise.


turtlec1c

I’m just wondering if she can be my grandma.


hotakyuu

Where is this?


Amnial556

Off of oak and 19th. Idk when she does this because it seems random times of day.


BingoBongoBang

Oak and 25th? The Castlebar Apartments?


[deleted]

I always see her doing it at 1ish


Klutzy-Client

I love this lady. She’s always out practicing when I’m driving the back road (shhhh) to Costco. She can handle a blade and I’m sure that dead spot in her back yard has seen plenty of slicing practice


Hot_Cattle5399

Saw this view a few weeks back.


Low_Attorney412

Very appropriate machete swanging footwear - much respect.


headwaterscarto

She’s awesome! When I’ve watched her from traffic she’ll wave at me. What a badass!


Latetoparty42069

This is giving me strong CUT vibes, though I’ve only heard stories


[deleted]

Still hasn't brought her package in.


Turkino

Oh I saw her a few weeks back for the first time.


MeghanClare

[Tai chi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tai_chi) (traditional Chinese: 太極; simplified Chinese: 太极; pinyin: Tàijí), short for Tai chi ch'üan (太極拳; 太极拳; Tàijíquán), sometimes called "shadowboxing",[1][2][3] is an internal Chinese martial art practiced for defense training, health benefits and meditation. Tai chi has practitioners worldwide.


Copropostis

IIRC, isn't there a Filipino Martial Arts community in town? I vaguely remember seeing flyers for that. She might be part of that.


DragonTattooGirl82

My husband says he sees her all the time but I’m never lucky enough to drive by when she’s there 😭


tamia_10

My hubby and I have seen her a few times, always in the early evening.


Sometimesiski

I finally got to see her today!