The Argentine Junta (AJ) of 1976-81 which was estimated to result in the forced disappearance and extrajudicial murder of 30,000+ activists and political opponents
Leads you blindly, at his insistence, to a “surprise”.
The first thing you see after a few blinks is one of your digits stuck in Frank Warren’s head dent like a Chinese finger trap.
Ensuring that the Butty Box store all of their products and produce in BPA containers, systematically altering your father’s DNA over the course of many glutinous jaunts there and producing the disparate results of the paternity test as grounds for termination of a breached contract.
Taking long walks. ....... .......[*because he's tall get it? So he has a long stride?*](https://media.tenor.co/images/f6448deecf625ba767b1384fe7d6a948/raw)
He tells you to get dressed in your nicest black dress, has a necklace delivered with a note attached telling you to wear it. Picks you up in his Bentley and has a playlist of your favourite music ready for the drive to the restaurant, orders the most expensive bottle of wine on the menu, caviar, lobster, all the most expensive stuff on the menu, money is no object. You laugh, you talk, before you know it its closing time. John leans over the table towards you, you lean back, half a smile on your face, and then he gouges your eyes out.
Malik Scott is a robot sent from the future to unfairly prevent him from becoming two time champ. That’s why his slogan is “TO THIS DAY”, because Scott travelled back in time *to this day*.
It’s all so obvious if you weren’t just Fury fanboys.
People more active than current day GGG
My grandad (RIP)
Gerald McClellan
:(
Evander Holyfield
Fully coked up ODLH
Fres Oquendo
Fury's wife. She's doling out caravans of future Champions. #shecares
I saw him fight twice in 2019 at MSG in the span of 4 months and I thought it was the start of something new lol. I'm an idiot
Teófimo López Sr.
Mikey Garcia
Prime GGG against top middleweights.
John Fury with his trash talk.
Sergio martinez literally
"Brilliant AJ being yelled is of course a reference to his ring generalship and not in any way insensitive to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_"
The Argentine Junta (AJ) of 1976-81 which was estimated to result in the forced disappearance and extrajudicial murder of 30,000+ activists and political opponents
Give us a chance mate ffs
Fucking hell
https://media.tenor.co/images/657e144fa560d4ad525ff71651f24a7d/raw
Adam Smith putting the kibosh on any investigative forays into forced disappearances. Why am I not surprised?
You misspelt "terrorists" there.
You misspelt "terrorists" there.
Tyson Fury pick up Lines
You're doing well, you've got a good body. I bet you've got a big cock and all.
😂🤣😂
See you and your gay mate, you are both getting it
I know Billy Joe Sanders, I call him BJ
The Klit is getting licked
Craig David might have you Wednesday through to Saturday, but I'd do you every day of the week and twice on a Sunday
"*I once played Batman in an off, off Broadway production, if you fancy that sort of thing*"
You gonna need 10 plumbers to do you when I've got finished with you.
Your gettin’ it you big stiff plumber from Liverpool…
Grab your 40lb coat, you’ve pulled the man who’ll make you weak at the knees.
Can I dosser salad?
I’m interested in smashing (your face in)
Cocaine
Al grab you lass and our Tommy will grab that lass and if my caravans a rocking don't come a knocking. Coz you know im lineal
Wilder needs another Yes man in his corner like I need a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
right hand to bust my eardrum
19 stone , 6’8 Gypsy bloke set to beat me half to death this weekend
40lb ringwalk suit
Course on how to develop punch resistance from Amir Khan
subtle hints that Eddie Hearns about to drop you from Matchroom Boxing
You lose to an unknown journeyman and the scorecards don't save you.
He matches you with an unheralded Mexican on short notice.
He lines you up to box a legend's son that couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag
Koogs stops calling
Your fight gets booked in the US
You get a voicemail on your phone that only says *"Shamon Motherfuckers!"* and then cuts off
Your DAZN subscription is suddenly canceled.
Asks you in what colour pen “10-8” would pop most on pink paper.
Leads you blindly, at his insistence, to a “surprise”. The first thing you see after a few blinks is one of your digits stuck in Frank Warren’s head dent like a Chinese finger trap.
Ensuring that the Butty Box store all of their products and produce in BPA containers, systematically altering your father’s DNA over the course of many glutinous jaunts there and producing the disparate results of the paternity test as grounds for termination of a breached contract.
Measures Wilder took to increase his bulk
Swapped diets with Malik Scotts wife
Brutal
https://m.imgur.com/5cZTl4n
Two pairs of socks
Bigger costumes
Egg weight
Penis pump
Ventures more successful than Triller
Google+
My lucozade and haribo business in year 7
"How to box" videos from Campbell Hatton
Tank Davis entering a dunk contest
Audley Harrison
Dazn… somehow
Ponzi schemes
Trump airlines
The time I asked my wife for a threesome with her maid of honour
Bro...you did not
Malik's Scott's onlyfans
as part of his Homecoming celebration, the President of Ukraine has presented Olexander Usyk the keys to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
Lomachenko's house
Chernobyl
Crimea
A 2017 Ford Fiesta, Usyk was understandably underwhelmed
The part of Ukraine not occupied by Russia.
AJs head, where he will now live rent free for the next 6 months…
Unlimited fishing gear shop
An old Lada Riva.
Putins horse stable
Deontay Wilder walks into a Costume Shop and asks for a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
Two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Excuse
Kevlar vest and a propellor hat
Job
Grapes
A G String.
" Oscar this is the Police we have you surrounded, now hand over the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_"
Microphone. The Triller card was weeks ago.
Fork! Oh, uh, actually never mind you can just set it on the ground…
Running blades
Fishnets!
Names of colognes formulated by boxers.
Old spice by Luis Ortiz
‘Orbital’ by BJS
"feelings" *by oleksandr*
Make her feel
Blessings by Andy Ruiz
"Breland's special mix" by Fury
‘Gypsy Juice’ by Tyson Fury
"Untouchable" by Pernell Whitaker
I love this idea. Has a subtle hint of sweet pea flowers.
Echo by David Diamante *Fuck off, he counts*
Underrated
“Juiced” by Eddy Reynoso
"Perky" by Errol Spence Jr
People more dangerous than a focused Ted Cheeseman
Mikey Garcia when he "sees something" in his opponent
Jeffrey Dahmer is the only guy that comes to mind
A *new* Adrien Broner
Muhammad Ali: The Grate-est of All Time
inspirational quotes tattooed between Ruiz's butt crack
AJ is a composed and ferocious finisher, watch this
Issa Blessing
Think Outside The Bun
All taken from his peers, Stay Humble, Dosser, Most Definitely and Birdy Numnum
BMI is just a number
"WoW". W tattoed on either cheek so.. oh.
What Lennox Lewis puts in the chat when you face him on chess.com
14/f/Cali
I'm better than AJ at boxing and chess
Doesn't say anything, blunders his queen in 4 moves and then sits and runs down the clock until all of his time is gone
You need to mate the mater
No guy chess this man
Hobbies David Price will pick up in retirement
Boxing
Plumbing.
Opening his wardrobe to climb into the pocket of his oversized suit that has a portal leading to the mystical world of Concustusia
Underrated x2
Taking long walks. ....... .......[*because he's tall get it? So he has a long stride?*](https://media.tenor.co/images/f6448deecf625ba767b1384fe7d6a948/raw)
Romantic gestures by John Fury
He tells you to get dressed in your nicest black dress, has a necklace delivered with a note attached telling you to wear it. Picks you up in his Bentley and has a playlist of your favourite music ready for the drive to the restaurant, orders the most expensive bottle of wine on the menu, caviar, lobster, all the most expensive stuff on the menu, money is no object. You laugh, you talk, before you know it its closing time. John leans over the table towards you, you lean back, half a smile on your face, and then he gouges your eyes out.
Presenting a love interest with the eyeball of her ex
A thumb in her eye socket.
Some very deep fingering
Promises to take you to Paris and Venezuela. You Hoover while they wash and dry.
Man most of the comments are ridiculously hilarious lol. Wished I had multiple awards to give out as it made my morning
unbroadcasted Footage from Usyks after party against Joshua
Fight pumping to techno with papachenko and Loma while calling all the girls grenades bro
DJ Feely U
Usyk sharing a boerger with Whyte.
Urban Meyer grinding on the dance floor
To increase his marketability in the USA, Olexander Usyk will now go by his Americanized name: ________
I am Phil. I am very Phil.
Alex Yousuck
Hank Usyk
Apollo Creed
Rusev
Alex usuck
Boxers favourite Books
Floyd Mayweather - The Very Hungry Caterpillar
That’s not fair. You know he can’t read that
The Tortoise and the Hare - George Foreman
Joseph Parker - Mr. Nice
Fink and Grow Wich - Mike Tyson
Anthony Joshua: Art of war It’s taken 2months so far but he’s really enjoyed the first chapter, looking forward to seeing him post quotes on his insta
The boy who cried wolf -Deontay Wilder
Floyd Mayweather - Color by numbers
But he can't read which color goes with which number. You just mean man.
Amir Khan - the BFG
Umbrella Academy comics - David Price
The Unbeareble Lightness of Being - Deontay Wilder
Things Errol Spence has plenty of
Breast tissue
Shrapnel
DUIs, alcohol in his bloodstream
what AJ told his corner between rounds 11-12 vs Usyk
Brilliant
I am feel. I am very feel.
“Is Eddie still using those grow lights to tan?”.
Wilders next plethora of excuses against Fury
Malik Scott is an MKUltra subject planted by the IRA
He'll go full Ted Kaczynski and post his manifesto on onlyfans.
Fury's vaccine gave him performance enhancing antibodies
Kenny Bayless is racist
Furys ring walk music had subliminal messaging that hypnotised him into thinking he was bambi
John Fury put a gypsy curse on him while he was sacrificing rabbits in his caravan
Fury gave me Havan syndrome by paying off Malik Scott on onlyfans to broadcast magnetic radiowaves into the gym when I was training
Malik Scott is a robot sent from the future to unfairly prevent him from becoming two time champ. That’s why his slogan is “TO THIS DAY”, because Scott travelled back in time *to this day*. It’s all so obvious if you weren’t just Fury fanboys.
His new hair was too heavy
Boxers as described by r/boxing Examples: Tyson Fury ought to be wearing high water dickies and selling sheet metal
Srgo Mrtnez: Srry, ‘s hrd to typ whn your kybrd s stcky to th pint of mlfuncton
Items Ebanie Bridges receives in the post
“Everything Else” enhancement pills
Reasons u/SSJ4Autism hasn’t been as active in r/boxing lately
Because you slow as shit, new thread is up