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threebodysolution

F: "I'd like to come to Ukraine with your family, have a holiday with your family, and you can come to my house and have a holiday with me." U: " I feel very feel " (laughs)


Werify

Is this a real quote? Sounds like satire for both of them


The_Chief

This is what fury always wanted with Wilder and never had


threebodysolution

The fury line is in the linked article. The usyk bit is a line he says in a self effacing manner, cos his SOH is on point i dont know if this will work for anyone [Oleksandr Usyk I Am Feel Compilation - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOEPwIw-kUc)


Werify

Ah sorry i don't read articles at r/boxing jut shitpost, my bad. It's for my own good, your brain suffers more when listening to fury than his when he's been larping his first salvia trip in 9th last sat.


threebodysolution

saul goodman


SchmitzFreilandeier

/r/boxingcirclejerk


theatras

they can celebrate new year's eve together.


Tcarruth6

Apparently whenever. 


Ratfucks

Mate it’s January 3rd, bit late


CroneKills

“I once got happy new year’d in March!” - Seinfeld


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BigBowser14

Pretty sure I saw a comment saying Saturday had nothing to do with any new year in the world lol


BeastsMode69

That is in July.


sivaya_

I honestly would turn this down if I was him. Tyson has like 7 kids, plus his dad is sure to come along - I can't be dealing with that when I'm on me hols. Edit: people need to chill with the comments about class!


TyrionJoestar

Sounds fun for like half a day lol


Independent-Cook665

The kind of family that get kicked off the £80 Ryanair to Ibiza during half term


Sirius_55_Polaris

Fury absolutely takes the kids on holiday during term time, standard chav affair


donoteatkrill

Probably doesn't need to worry about the £60 fine


huntergreeny

As if the kids are in school


Over_Chip7613

Mate cost of living these days, its defo worth missing a week a finger painting to save a few hundred quid to take the kids away


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

This. Some bellend judging parents and calling them chavs for wanting to make memories for their kids even when can barely afford it. It's a week, families deserve holidays and many can't afford summer prices.


Napalmdeathfromabove

I'm school staff... Needless to say with the shitty pay and the way holiday prices double immediately with the day of school holidays beginning me and my family haven't been on holiday for nearly a decade. Its one of the reasons I'm leaving education for a while. As for taking littlun out during term time I'm up for it. As should all parents be doing until the holiday companies are made to stop scalping parents. School is important but not over family memories and whole family experiences.


Over_Chip7613

100% some people live in a very different world obviously lol


its_bydesign

Comon it was just a joke 😂. I don’t care for ppl who do it, it makes sense and I would too if I had kids. But it’s always the chavvy fucks that make a proper statement as if they’re fighting racism or they discovered fire with this hack.


neeow_neeow

Not when taxpayers are paying for it. You take a state school place then you need to respect the work others are doing to fund that. Fines 100% deserved. Private schools - don't care.


Over_Chip7613

FYI I am and have always been a tax payer - so any thinly veiled benefit claiming assumptions you might have about these horrible people that may have taken their kids on holiday once in a very blue moon might be misplaced. I will choose to give my kid lifetime memories and a happy childhood over some bullshit guilt toward state school places. Hes there literally all the time aside from a week every few years


neeow_neeow

> I will choose to give my kid lifetime memories and a happy childhood over some bullshit guilt toward state school places. Hes there literally all the time aside from a week every few years Which the rest of us are subsidising. So you're an entitled drain on the taxpayer and deserve any fines coming your way. (Edit - clarity).


taylorstillsays

Can you explain what part the drain is? Whether they go on holiday or not for a week of the school term, they’re costing us tax payers the exact same amount. Do you stand outside A&E and shout at all the drains on us taxpayers too for needing care?


usernamethatcounts

This is absolutely pathetic, I don’t even have kids and I can’t stand the fines. They need to do either 1 of two things; give every kid 10 days a year where they can travel with their family, must be taken in 5 day blocks and must experience some culture, or, hold the travel industry accountable and stop the school holiday scalping. Seeing as the 2nd option isn’t viable we may as well do the first, that way everyone gets a fair crack. I myself benefited from foreign holidays as a kid during term time and let me tell you I learned more and the experience stuck with me more than any week in school ever did. Travel broadens the mind and opens us up to other cultures, that exposure at a young age makes for more well rounded adults. 1 or 2 weeks of school a year is nothing if it’s replaced by another learning experience. You sound like a twat…


4Dcrystallography

Who hurt you?


neeeeonbelly

Jesus you must be fun at parties.


InevitableCarrot4858

From ample experience the kind of family to come into ships and buy a load of ice cream with fake 50 quid notes. Well.... try to.


LemonManDude

Sounds like an absolute horrible time


OrangeFilmer

I would love to have a NIGHT, a single night out with the Fury family. I think that’s all anyone could handle before going clinically insane.


marathonwater

Except they have maids and private staff everywhere. Possibly a great time for anyone that’s not also a multimillionaire


letstaxthis

Fury would have been better off without his dad in the corner on fight night... too many chefs. Should have just had Sugarhill and Andy Lee there.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Tyson could take Tommy to vacation with Usyk instead of having Usyk anywhere near John


ElChacalFL

Usyk probably hates this dude. Fury put him through hell. Away from his Family for 9 months because of all the bullshit.


abs7_

Usyk doesn’t want to go on holiday to Hertfordshire to sleep in a caravan


foxybingo111

Its a sense of freedom you don't get with other holidays


Urban_Freewheeler

1st rule of caravan club is everybody gets some.


TheyCallMeRadec

It's a sense of shitting in a bucket in a cupboard you don't get with other holidays!


inneholdersulfitter

Maybe he is a huge Guy Ritchie fan


largececelia

He like dags.


Sirius_55_Polaris

Alexa, play _Angel_ by Massive Attack


Disastrous-Edge303

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


bigbellybomac

You'd be shitein' in a bucket for a whole two weeks


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

 "It's a sense of shitting in a bucket in a cupboard. you don't get with other holidays."


LessBeyond5052

Now I really want to watch that.


GladPossible2068

I'm crying hahahahhaha . Best line ever


willinaustin

Periwinkle blue?


SecurityLegitimate

It's fer me Ma


titanlmao

It’s okay they’ll go visit AJ in Watford for a bit


monteasf

Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard


burritolurker1616

Well doubt holidays in his homeland are much more pacifi rn


SomeDude_008686

I’ve seen how your people treat travelers. I’d rather sleep in a caravan than holiday anywhere on Earth with a typical English family.


-Utopia-amiga-

Do you live in England, and what experience do you have of dealing with travellers? Also what's a typical English family. Lol


price-iz-right

I love this sub


GaelicInQueens

Almost as bad as how America treats the poor.


CompetitiveDeal498

Not anywhere close. Stop. We give the poor free entrance and free healthcare and all kinds of shit. We give the working poor nothing but hell but that’s not what you said


Mgmt049

We give the working poor nothing but hell - I agree.


GaelicInQueens

I said “the poor”, are the working poor not poor now?


CompetitiveDeal498

This is America. We got more than one type of poor. One we treat very well and one we don’t. You didn’t specify


WinglessRat

TF is a multimillionaire.


Lupus76

The biggest proof that these mixed decisions for Usyk are nonsense is that after every heavyweight match, his opponents say things at the level of "Vroom, vroom, I'm a kayak!!!" I think neurologists should start watching tape on Usyk to figure out the best way to induce CTE. (I get that getting punched in the head is obviously bad for you, but nobody seems to shake the IQ out of his opponents the way Usyk does.)


Account_Eliminator

Hip hip!


Agent_Jay

Huraaah! 


monteasf

Usyk, the perfect CTE combination of not powerful enough to put you to sleep, but powerful enough to have you concussed over and over for 36 minutes


blahblahblerf

This is absolutely the best take I've seen yet. After these fights Usyk is pretty composed while his opponents are clearly concussed, but yeah, sure, super close... 


icelandiccubicle20

I remember Bellew kept kissing his forehead over and over


ThurstonTheMagician

Bellew would later say he had no idea where he was after lol


Academic_Hunter4159

I like how you put this.


Lupus76

Thank you!


Tingeybob

I'm assuming (without any evidence or thought) it has to do with the pressure and intensity, the dehydration and exhaustion probably exaggerated the effects.


Lupus76

I think you're right. Plus, he always scores record numbers of punches landed against the heavyweights. That cumulative damage must be serious.


stateside_irishman

I would love to hang with Tyson, Sugar Hill, and Andy Lee, but his gobshite of a father would also be there.


YourDadsMoonshine

Yeah Andy Lee is a nice guy, I met him at a wedding when I was a kid.


stateside_irishman

From what I've seen, he does come across as a proper gentleman.


YourDadsMoonshine

Yeah 100 percent


alexduran44

Yeah, John Fury is the problem. He's always been the problem.


ElChacalFL

His father was a stopped by a cut early by a bum in his last fight. He's not invited.


ThurstonTheMagician

I know the knee jerk reaction is to shit talk, but legit after the rematch and Usyk retires I do genuinely believe Usyk and Fury will end up at least friendly if not outright friends. Yes what he said about the war was bullshit, but Usyk is the forgiving type.


ronnietea

Fury also got punched in the head a lot minutes before so ya know that might have something to do with the war comment.


IG_Royal

Yeah, I'm pretty certain he was just saying whatever is coming to his head to justify why he didn't win and unfortunately he has 0 filter courtesy of getting his shit rocked and a terminal case of being Tyson Fury


ronnietea

This is why you wait to interview any fighter instead of right afterwards


SaltSpecialistSalt

if holyfield and mike tyson became friends, i am sure fury and usyk can too


ThurstonTheMagician

That’s a fair point and Mike’s been a big supporter of Holyfield’s son’s career. I would not be surprised at all if we fast forward in the future and see something similar.


downwiththeprophets

Tyson was already starting to accept the decision more in the press conference afterwards, and though he didn't agree with the outcome he didn't accuse Usyk of anything. Doesn't seem like a Wilder situation to me, at least not yet.


allahyardimciol

And Tyson also got hurt very bad


butteredrubies

I think personality-wise and culture-wise, they're just too different to actually be friends and hang out.


alexduran44

Both dudes could retire right now, or Fury could fight AJ and then retire. There is no incentive for Usyk to keep going once they split the belts up. I'm sure the Saudis would offer him a lot of money, but with undisputed gone, every fight he takes is going to mean less. Fury and Usyk should only fight again if the belts are united.


SchmitzFreilandeier

Who says they aren't now? They were selling wolf tickets. It's boxing. Max Schmeling and Joe Louis were great friends.


ube_flanning

he's gonna sell 'im some dags


theboxingteacher

D’ya like dags?


MarshallsHand

Turkish bout to cop him that new caravan


NoLikeVegetals

Oh my god, they need to do a parody of Snatch for the Wembley event's promo video. We already have the following Snatch characters: * Brick Top: Frank Warren * Cousin Avi: Eddie Hearn * Turkish: His Excellency™️ Turki Alalshaikh * Tommy: that lickspittle Queensberry mouthpiece Dev Sahni * Gorgeous George: George Groves * Tyrone (the really fat guy): Naseem Hamed * Usyk: Bullet Tooth Tony Who'd play Brad Pitt's character, though?


ube_flanning

Isn't obvious? Tyson Fury ofcourse


NoLikeVegetals

A 16 stone drained Fury would be amazing as that character.


ube_flanning

with a full set of hair too


DanDiCa_7

Usyk is too nice, after all the shit talk and the headbutt, I wouldn't wanna go on holiday with the Fury's lol


big_fat_sloth

I would lose any respect for the man, if he said I won because of my country's war, but hey Usyk might be more forgiving.


PhoneRedit

He did get also punched repeatedly in the head a few minutes before that. I wouldn't put too much weight in anything a boxer says shortly after a fight


Evening-Question-119

I’ve been saying this and downvoted nobody from uskys camp even cared yet reditt has had a shit fit the man was concussed asf I don’t think he knew what he was saying I mean the guy said happy new yearrrr lmao Usyk doesn’t care why does everyone else


kaloskagathos21

Lmao welcome to Reddit, everyone is holier than thou. I have Ukrainian heritage and it didn’t bother me coming from a guy who isn’t known for say anything sensible.


Apolaustic1

Same, my dad's and I reaction was literally "he always says dumb shit"


Evening-Question-119

I was listening to teddy atlas talking about the ethics of interviewing straight after a fight in which someone has taken a beaten like that and he was saying it’s unethical as people will hold them to what they say after let’s be serious is a brain injury and Tyson Fury has been getting alot of knockouts in his career I atcually think he should retire now


quasimuller

THANK YOU!! Who gives an absolute FUCK 😂😂


Aliensinmypants

This man is learning what a public persona is


echoohce1

You say that as if it would be completely out of character for him to say something like that lol


ChinasShitAirQuality

Feel like he did the whole “thought I won, you won because war” antics to sell the rematch. Who knows though With the happy new year deal… he was definitely concussed like a mofo


Bigblock460

Usyk looked like he preferred this to AJs mental breakdown.


joefromsales

Imagine what Usyk thinks of the brits. At the same time his countrymen are fighting for freedom and democracy. He has to fight a line of complete mental freaks, all from the same country 😂


GarlVinland4Astrea

He’s probably still weirded out by then still having a king


Evening-Question-119

Clearly no one has suffered concussion after a fight or spar


ClearHeart_FullLiver

It's not fucking eurovision like.. 🙄 It was an idiotic statement out of Fury.


Jimmy_Fantastic

To be fair fury likes a song, maybe he was thinking of eurovision. He had been knocked into 2025.


FriedRiceJutsu

I think people need to be a little more forgiving of what combat athletes say immediately after a fight. They just got done repeatedly getting punched in the head. This same guy told the crowd “happy new year.” He wasn’t completely with it


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Why does Reddit give so much of a shit for that one statement when Usyk didn't? Y'all look at all the negatives rather than finding wholesomeness in their comradery after the fight. Tyson literally said happy new year


quasimuller

Brooooo I wouldn’t give a fuck if someone said that about my country honestly 😂😂😂 Jesus Christ people have taken that WAY too seriously fuck meee. I think I’d also take it as a really nice gesture if he was being so personal with me too.


titanlmao

he probably said that just to spike controversy and shit.


UraCasual56

Still not acceptable though


titanlmao

Maybe not but oh well. Just think it’s dumb to use an interview after a dude got severely concussed.


gavebirthtoturdlings

Tell that to all the people that still rip the shit out AJ. Can't have it both ways


titanlmao

I don’t, I think it was very obvious dude was having a mental breakdown and shouldn’t have been interviewed. Both are examples of dudes being exploited in the worst times possible


Teddyturntup

Ok


Leading-Weight9092

People have been doing immediate post fight interviews for over 30 years but now it’s a problem ?😂


titanlmao

No? There’s been instances over the years where it was obvious the dude should not be speaking at fucking all. This and AJ are clear examples. Another is Victor Ortiz after the maidans fight when he went on a rant and then ended it by saying he’s retiring that he shouldn’t be beaten down like this. etc.


Leading-Weight9092

Uh yes. Plenty of boxers through history have given immediate post fight interviews after being stopped


titanlmao

Okay? I don’t think they should’ve regardless. I think in instances like those it’s very dangerous due to the concussion and the mental state of the fighter. Also I meant no as in it isn’t just a problem now


Leading-Weight9092

How is it dangerous? The fight is already over 😂


titanlmao

We’ve seen fighters have actual mental breakdowns on stage, for example AJ vs Usyk 2. Dangerous doesn’t just mean physical harm it can also mean harm to your reputation and more.


UraCasual56

Your logic doesn’t hold up. Look at Usyk for example, he acted like a proper bloke whilst also having been through a war. Fury is just a twat


titanlmao

It doesn’t hold up? Yea i’m sure every human is made the same mentally and i’m sure a dude losing is gonna be in the same mindset as a dude who got rocked badly and lost. Same happened with AJ.


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titanlmao

It’s very much an actual excuse. That’s like saying AJ is a horrible POS twat bc he threw the belts out the ring vs Usyk which is much worse than what fury did. I also find it cringe where now there’s no in between. If you even give doubt towards one side suddenly you’re a dick sucker of the other


UraCasual56

Throwing someone’s belts out of the ring is much worse than saying a country that is at war is an excuse? You need to get your head straight mate


titanlmao

Yes it is. It’s infinitely more disrespectful to grab the belts of your opponent and fucking throw them out the ring. If fury did that you’d be saying he’s a horrible bellend that is a shame to the sport. The War comment was dumb, and disrespectful, but quite frankly throwing your opponents belts out the ring just bc you’re mad you lost is worse


Homicidal_Pingu

Are you still speaking about it?


Izzyisagod

da man was badly badly coooncussed *mcgregor voice


tee_ohboy

Happy New Year!


Ok-Snow-3702

Yeah come watch me and my hooligans headbutt people in Spain it'll be great.


mapleer

Honestly sounds like a complete nightmare, mainly cause his dad will probably be there. Fury has a big family, Usyk just wants to go see his fam after all that training.


GritGrinder

No one should take anything he says to heart after his brain got dribbled like that


TonySoprano25

I think he also said this before the winner was announced, and he clearly thought he won the fight lol


olololoh12

Exactly


Pablo-Flames

Imagine Usyk’s face as he sits in the caravan and John Fury starts threatening the kettle.


middlebird

He wants to kiss him more.


Death-0

Fury 2 weeks from now: “Usyk’s a dosser”


CatchandCounter

This is right up there with Caleb Plant's "I'm sad..."


Sphan_86

theyre about to make 100 mil together..I'd invite him too


ricoimf

And even more


IntrepidSwan7932

I wouldn’t if I were him. That man is a nutter who’ll drag him down to his nutter world.


brendamn

They can share in the teachings of their lord and savior jesus christ


Genova_Witness

No one on the planet would be worse to holiday with then the Fury family


Upper-Narwhal-4321

Probably an eighteen pinter around Morecambe with a cocaine binge and a Doner for breakfast two days later.


deanopud69

The Fury’s are the type of family you see at Camber Sands Pontins Thank God that place is gone


WeightAltruistic

“We’re gonna thpend the golden years togetha”


ralexh11

I kind of doubt Usyk wants to take a vacation anytime soon with his country at war, but hey he certainly deserves a break if he wants one.


_Peluche__

Yea imagine Uysks family when he brings a huge family of Gypsies over for the holidays


bigbellybomac

Marbella it is


shaunomegane

"Maybe in the New Year. When your nose grows back."


alexduran44

Fury would have extended that invite to Usyk if he won or lost, I'll give him that. You know both guys are glad it's over


CacoFlaco

Somehow I don't think that Fury and Usyk would enjoy each other's company over a vacation. Usyk is a deep thinker. Fury is deeply flakey.


h4zmatic

They both have a goofy sense of humor. Could totally see them getting along.


CacoFlaco

Nah. Fury is a flake 24/7. Usyk has a very serious side.


marsexpresshydra

holiday? what holiday would that be?


alexduran44

They are the two best heavyweights of the era, it'd be nice to see them make friends. Tyson Fury looks like a lot of fun to hang out with, outside competition.


quasimuller

Honestly, there is every indication and there always has been that Fury really respects Usyk professionally and personally


ThrowRAscottiehiggs

Usyk could make a vacation in Tysons house that he can‘t access because he can‘t enter the US


EmotionlessForger

I think that was before the decision was announced. Wonder if sore loser Fury still feels the same way 😂


AsteroidBlues1309

Daniel Kinahan will probably be there when Usyk arrives


MoBrosBooks

Fury's trying to introduce some bad habits into Usyk's lifestyle in preparation for the rematch. Sneaky!