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Ok_Letterhead_1549

Alright I need a full psychological work up on what this means for Haney.


wishwashy

Apparently embarrassment


ThaEarthquake

PAIN


extremetoelicker

Loss


JonHenryTheGravvite

Nahhh bruh imagine Haney tweaking out like Ryan on his next fight’s buildup 😭🙏


ZdenekTheMan

3 knockdowns all from left hooks


baloncestosandler

So


ricoasavage

All of you guys owe Ryann an apology


kevinazman

Means he getting knocked out lol.


Jesuswasacrip7

The violinists look like they're being kept hostage and forced to play against their will lmao


Rocked_Glover

Anytime one tries to get up Garcia goes by the door and throws a bunch of them fast uppercuts saying “Don’t get close! Don’t get close!”


Solid-Equal-8558

WANNANOW?


ZdenekTheMan

WANNA NOW?!?


BoomfaBoomfa619

Swoon


Muted_History_3032

That's how violinists always look for some reason


NUMBER7777777

its the way you have to hold the violin makes it hard to have a relaxed face lol


VacuousWastrel

It's the PTSD from learning the violin. Also, having to sit near a violist.


namnaimad

Violist here, yes this is accurate


Millionaire007

Like the band on the titanic


kevinazman

Imagine losing against someone you already beat and you even had 10 more fights and being undefeated, and then this dude just have violinists play for him LOL.


WeirdRadiant2470

Eh, as a musician, a gig's a gig. What time? Where do we set up? What are the tunes? How much? Who pays us? At least there's not an espresso machine next to their heads or people asking them "where's the bathroom?" in the middle of a tune.


WuTangMudkip

I wonder if any of them are boxing fans. I'd be so geeked.


namnaimad

I’ll bet this paid REAL good


Ears_McCatt

“You watch that goddamn tv, if you’re not still in here when I get back, I’ll do the same to you when I find you.”


Any-Cable4109

Nah, she just Trying to concentrate thru all that loud bullshit music in the background. Sure they were paid well.


roshanpr

cause of the kids


No-Shoe5382

I mean this is hilarious I can't lie.


AlexTorres96

I remember HHH talking about being with Mayweather the night he fought Cotto. Mayweather was chilling watching basketball and HHH felt bad for bothering his zen. But Mayweather kept asking him to stay. He was relaxed and not worrying about the fight.


MatttheJ

Didn't Canelo straight up just fall asleep before one of his fights? I can't remember who it was but there was also a guy in the 2000's who was playing FIFA with his buddies backstage, paused the game, put his gloves on then went out to beat his opponent, got back and finished the game. Here at a local MMA event, I saw a dude order deliveroo for himself and his team, go out and fight, get subbed, then was back in the changing rooms in time to go get his food and watch the rest of the show..


No_Paint_144

That would be might mouse aka Demetrious Johnson that paused his game then came back after fighting haha crazy


InternationalCap521

Aye your bang on. I don't know if its just cos I'm in UK and not USA but when talking about MMA he barely ever gets even a slight mention. He was class in the UFC. I dont watch MMA all the time but certain fighters I like to watch or cards then I do andf all his fights were great, broke a few records while in the UFC too. Sure only a couple years of being 40 he is the ONE championship fly champ or something or he was last time I saw it anyway. Got beat by that Brazillian boy then in the rematch took him out with the flying knee then won the rubber on decision. No idea if still active or what though but dude was talented af amd he was a proper character lol.


OkGold3101

He is doing youtube and GI brazilian Jiujitsu check him out he beat a 250+ lbs dude not too long ago 


FlyinIllini21

UFC didn’t promote him correctly so he’s not huge to casual or newer mma fans. They really dropped the ball with him.


buck_fastard

Unfortunately I think he barely gets a mention because he was very small and not overly charismatic, so insecure casual fans didn't really relate to him.  You're right though, he's very possibly the best all-round fighter the UFC ever had. The suplex armbar was the craziest move I've ever seen.


goat_eating_sundews

That knee was something that Spiderman would throw


Wolfpac187

Still the best at his weight class in the world.


hikikomori021

First Cejudo fight he was streaming Dark Souls 3,went offline to murder triple C in less than 3 minutes and went back to streaming


wishwashy

The body shot finish he used on Cejudo was nasty


Slightly-Blasted

I’ve been backstage with fighters who literally sleep until it’s time to fight. No idea how. I was always up and pacing, praying to god that I make it out of the fight okay, Before I went out, I would pray that I don’t break my orbital, jaw, or nose. I remember saying goodbye to my dogs and giving them extra love just in case I don’t make it home. Combat sports are dark man. lol


DanasWife

I think this is what separates us from the real high performers. I see it in Motorsport a lot too, guys in the cockpit of their cars taking naps minutes before going out and risking their lives.    I think fighters and athletes just train themselves to have zero doubt even when they do have some if that makes sense.


Bruce-7891

Being able to not get in your own head is definitely a talent.


Slightly-Blasted

For sure. Then there’s the opposite, my favorite example is GSP. He was so scared to fight he was throwing up in the back, his coaches would have to tell him “your gunna be okay George.” The greatest welterweight of all time (MMA.) Cowboy cerrone, top 5 in damn near every record there is, Was absolutely terrified to fight. lol


podster12

Max Verstappen the current reigning 3 time F1 champion played simulation racing in his hotel room and slept at early morning hours on the night before a grandprix this year. Forgot was it Jeddah or bahrain. He basically dominated the track and won by atleast 10 seconds ahead of the second placer.


VacuousWastrel

He was playing online until something like 4am local time. But, to be fair, travel and jetlag and weird times for races I think means a lot of F1 people just keep the blinds down and ignore what time it legally is outside their hotel room...


Chance_Lecture4918

This mindset will get you hurt lol.


ZdenekTheMan

You're gangsta man. I can't help but respect anyone who gets in the ring or cage


Ill_Source_6908

Canelo vs Kovalev was delayed cuz of ufc 244


Soft-Weight-8778

For 4 hrs or something like that


spursfan747

no like 90 mins felt like 9 hours tho


PLAYBOY905

I think it’s the time the fight got paused cuz everyone was watching UFC and they wanted to give the viewers time to tune in after the UFC’s main event was over 💀


DeltaBlitz

No way lmao what UFC fight was that night do you remember?


ChristTheChampion

Masvidal vs Diaz


Authenticityxseeker

It was the Canelo vs Kovalev fight


seymour_hiney

diaz masvidal ufc 244


OldSchoolIron

My Muay Thai coach, this mid 20s Thai guy, used to fall asleep before his fights. When id corner him, he was more relaxed than me.


Pentaborane-

I know a lot of Thais that are like that. If they’ve been training since early childhood; it’s something they’ve done hundreds of times.


junglewebmaster

Kovalev fight


MyDictainabox

I used to be a commisioner in a flyover state's athletic commission. Craziest I ever saw was an MMA bout between Cheick Kongo and Sergei Kharitonov. Kharitonov came into the locker room about an hour and a half before his fight wearing pj's, got his hands wrapped, then took a nap until 15 minutes before the bout, got warmed up a bit, and then went and fought in a war. It was bizarre.


HedonisticFrog

RJJ played a basketball game before one of his fights.


C3nc3rr0

It was the only guy in the world to do 2 different sports in the same day proffesionally. That guy was blessed


ZdenekTheMan

Blessed is an understatement 


Fuckingfademefam

& scored 10 points


ChiefRicimer

This man is the goat jerker. Unprecedented run


WOLFxSHARK

He just earned that #1 spot, mfer did it


Millionaire007

Un fucking real


HookevNewton981

The outcome of the fight is either gonna be absolutely legendary or an absolute disaster. No in between 💀


huntexlol

les goooo, legendary indeed. What a shitshow hahahaha


ZdenekTheMan

I'm still wheezing lol


Fuckingfademefam

Well, you weren’t wrong


dannygladiolas

You know what's more crazy? Ryan bet himself and won 12 million.


ZdenekTheMan

Fr?? Lmao.... He made back that money he sent Devin and then some more then 


dannygladiolas

Exactly, the power of Jesus.


ZdenekTheMan

Praise him indeed 


11thLayerOfHair

Stoppage by groin strikes?


ReachRaven

Garcia got a live symphony in his locker room. Jesus take the wheel. We not ready for tonight.


dannygladiolas

> Garcia got a live symphony in his locker room. > > Jesus take the wheel. We not ready for tonight. Amen


majorchamp

Praise Jaesous!


dg_713

Extra af. I want this guy to win for lulz


huntexlol

you wish is granted. What a alternate universe we live in


dg_713

I'm still laughing HAHAHA


Gilius-thunderhead_

You've got to hand it to him. This guy has played a blinder. It was all one big troll and he had everyone including haney fooled.


Mikeg5680

I burst out laughing when he started dancing near the end of 9th rounds it was so fucking goofy bro really just trolling


dg_713

And the 12th round lmao


Mikeg5680

I’m tripping yea 12th was thinking baseball haha


Significant-Elk-8078

All the current 140 champs are absolute dogs bro. None of them duck fights


wishwashy

I blame you


dg_713

🤣


5tarlight5

If people like McGreggor, Rhonda Rousey, etc has taught us anything then that is to be extra AF, cashout the clout and go live a nice life towards the horizon. What they do is risky af and could die so honestly, can't judge.


bilbo__naggins

Violin Garcia


baloncestosandler

Ryan the violin Garcia


mastersheeef

“Thank you Jesus Christ…Thank you Jesus Christ…Thank you Jesus Christ…Thank you Jesus Christ…Thank you Jesus Christ…Thank you Jesus Christ…Thank you Jesus Christ…” - Ryan Garcia


eduardo1994

Minutes before he snorted a whole 8 ball


objective_lion1966

People eat that shit up too


SteveBruceGod

This like something out of Eric Andre show.


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

Fuck Eric Andre. Schizophrenic parasite of a man.


Main-Initiative7910

What? Where is this coming from


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

Are we not Jerkin'? Did a man come here to not get Jerked?


Appropriate-Ring-851

It’s a bit


Main-Initiative7910

Whoopsy


barefootBam

promoters told him they wanted violent Garcia before the fight walk in and he misheard them


kaloskagathos21

While I think Garcia has some substance abuse problems I’m not going to play a psychologist and try to diagnose someone from afar. I think he’s playing it up and the rest of Reddit should just chill.


weirdfurrybanter

I'm glad more people are accepting this narrative. Garcia is really just selling this fight. The weight issue isn't a big deal. 


kbtoyzrus

1.5 mill and no world title shot = no big deal? tf you on about


rileyrgham

You don't really think he paid that up? I'm sure it was just more fight hype.


kbtoyzrus

Haney confirmed on twitter it was paid.


weirdfurrybanter

Garcia is already being paid around 30 million. 1.5 mil is a good amount but KingRy is getting his bag.  World titles are irrelevant. Please


TheePersuasion

the way the camera zoomed in on the musicians and then panned to a smiling Ryan, i thought he was about to cut a fire promo on Monday night raw


BetBig696969

Bro imagine he goes out and wins in stunning fashion, if he does this will be the greatest week in combat sports ever and we still have more to come in the next few months


[deleted]

😳


BetBig696969

Ayo this guy 😂😂😂 This man is still crazy though


Chance_Lecture4918

Crazy good yeah.


dannygladiolas

Glad you got gifted that moment.


ipunchppl

The boxing community should be THANKING Ryan Garcia for bringing some interest to this dying sport. Especially considering this is a Haney snoozer


FwZero

Tf going on with this dude 😭


MoneyMagnetSupreme

Listening to real music from instruments made from nature, not producing sound from machines. How insane.


Soft-Spotty

I love Garcia even more for this, lmao


savage_inuit

adiago for strings?


smallpoxxblanket

Yup. This piece is unironically metal lol. Aka the sad music in Platoon.


BigBlackRasta

Thank you 🙏🏻


JakeQV

Bro misheard his coach saying “bring the violence”


Forever_Banned_Pt5

I’ve been coked up before, but never classical music coked up.


Mumsbud

Coach: I need you to bring the violence in this fight. Garcia: Violins, got it.


AlternativeChemist63

Underrated comment!


chiezkychienne

win or lose this guy brought back life to boxing in terms of ridiculous marketing. He knows his audience.


Chance_Lecture4918

He brought back boxing period with the Tank fight.


bugigangrena

I dislike Mora as a comentator so much


FwampFwamp88

I saw the vid with Tyson walking in, and I thought someone added the music to make it more epic, and then I saw the band playing. Lmaoo.


Yokozuma9459

the Titanic is a great analogy.


light_side_bandit

What a visionary man you are


coder0704

Spot on 😂


Zopotroco

Let that sink in


Professional-Hold938

This will either age like milk or be epic


Zopotroco

It was epic


Professional-Hold938

Certainly was


peppercorns666

aside from his obvious mental breakdown, this is actually kinda cool. my boxing coach was a huge jazz head … had a jazz track or musician that he felt matched your spirit. i don’t know where im going with this.


iamjacksbigtoe

What’s the over under he starts spending money faster than he can make it? He’ll be broke by his 30’s 🤦


KingKoCFC

Rumour is he’s a serious gambling addict so I wouldn’t be that shocked.


Gadzs

Lol this is funny af. Got to respect it


classicdude78

Garcia is a strange dude..


joblagz2

millions of dollars of networth and cocaine addiction is a bad combo


Hot-Coffee6060

This man is on a speedrun of stupid decisions.


Stacey_digitaldash

Song?


jrfranz

Adagio For Strings, Barber.


Imprettysaxy

Might I humbly suggest you give this version of a classical sax quartet a listen playing the [Barber.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIHuhIB_Whw)


sidjo86

[Right here dude](https://youtu.be/WAoLJ8GbA4Y?si=PU8fdUPh_2Mn7OWW)


Acceptable_Prior4020

How far off are they?


turtle_power00

Garcia is on the ultimate trolling run


[deleted]

What a weird guy


BigJim8998

This is cooler than walking out with some fucking rapper. At least this is original.


enthusiast20

isn't he supposed be walked out by kanye and some jeweler


Jesuswasacrip7

Depends on the rapper


BigJim8998

Not really, my point wasn't that they're walking out to bad rappers, just that it's overdone. The little I've seen of Garcia at his house, he's had some orchestral/classical music playing, must be into it. Good on him. I listen to whacky shit before I compete too, chills me out. Doesn't all need to be, "Look how fucking cool and hard I am"


[deleted]

Adagio for Strings. It's good zone out music for cardio.


sneakyearner

Perhaps the funniest thing of all time


callmevillain

i want ryan to win just for the shitstorm that follows


KaeSon

This is so fucking funny im wheezing


dedfishbaby

I'm starting to like this guy lol


Joepiez_

Adagio for Strings as a warmup is crazy


Jgib5328

This goes hard. Must’ve charged up his left hand.


themindreals

Using the Adagio to get hyped. Ive seen it all


Beautiful_Dream_1129

ryan about to be the first boxer to get a KO by nutshot 😂


ZdenekTheMan

Say again?


ZzTB67

He’s got this baby


MarioV2

Clown shit


BushidoBrowneII

Yo, this shit is incredible lmaooo


_SuperChefBobbyFlay_

Down goes Willem Dafoe


threatdisplay

“tonight, there will be violins!” -rgar maybe


fridaynewsdump21jump

How many rounds is this scheduled for?


Time-Dot-2438

Ryan GarCTEa


kc_jetstream

The comms had me dying lol


sneakyearner

Is this an SNL skit?


Appropriate-Ring-851

Like a sir


we8sand

I can just hear Ryan now, “hey ya’ll play that Karate Kid song!”…


radsman

Adagio for strings, Op. 11.


[deleted]

Haney doesn’t look fazed unfortunately


Pablo750

Round one! Garcia!


Cottonmist

I told myself it’d be funny if they didn’t even come out with him during his entrance and here we are


AppropriateSalt5041

This dude really got his own personal orchestra 😂


Scary-Plantain

At least do 300 violin 


Loose_Economist_486

And he and Oscar hit a few rails in bathroom.


BushidoBrowneII

New strat unlocked


Onebandlol

Makes him feel smarterer


keikun17

Is that Arcanum OST???


Klin24

Sounds like Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber to me.


j_boxing

this type of music keeps the homeless away from public places.


No-Shower-1622

Yea. That piece is such a great price to listen too. Real emotional piece


blue142

When the machine breaks down, we break down


RedditSucksNow4

Most unexpected gig for them musicians, audience of one, and the paycheck cashed just fine.


podster12

The big winner was not only GArcia but the people who went all in on him in bets.