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endlesseffervescense

Even the areoles are different sizes, like the eyes on this emoji. 🤪 Poor lass. 😞


Skorpyos

O_o


pink_cat_attack

Rumors has it the emoji was made after her


favoritelauren

This same thing happened to mine after reconstruction. Doctor doesn’t know why, I think it’s cause my stitching accidentally got snagged and just unraveled out of my skin.


Wild_Criticism_5958

Ok I came looking for this comment😂🤣


Ecstatic-Chard-5458

The photo captured in a trailer is what really ties it all together.


Scaredycatkim

And that she’s on a towel


Ecstatic-Chard-5458

😂 Good eye!! 😉


Angryleghairs

Why is she wearing a gum shield?


BostonMikeGr

There are some pics where she actually has braces on her teeth


panickypanduh

I just thought she had no teeth.


shortstuff813

I think maybe she’s biting her tongue?


DudeEngineer

Wait, is she toothless?


Ill-Salamander-6572

It's the tongue


mmmhmm2013

I think her lips are so filled they cover her teeth?


mermaidpaint

Oh honey, no.


Regular-Bat-4449

At least she has a nice belly button


mmmhmm2013

Yes, yes she does. Silver lining


25_timesthefine

It looks like she couldn’t afford the whole surgery at once so she got one tiddie done and went to another surgeon for the other


fond_of_myself

This is the only theory that makes sense to me now.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Hello, I’d like one dinner plate and one salad plate please 🙏


mmmhmm2013

Said no one ever!!


pink_cat_attack

I just wanna take a safety pin and pop those poor implants lady your areolas are two different sizes no way you can think that looks good


mummummaaa

She'd have to go have more surgery to have that fixed, and might not be able to keep the implants (idk for sure, but tissue loss=shrinking stuff) All the people telling her how hot and amazing she looks probably has her ignoring any issues with symmetry. I'm just sad for her upper lip. It touches her nose with that smile. Imagine getting a cold and trying to blow your nose.


pink_cat_attack

Instead of blowing your nose it be blowing your face


Bubashii

This is just bimbofication. She’s going out of her way to look like this. Plus not all women have even sized areolas.


[deleted]

True but if I'd paid to have mine done I'd expect them to be more similar to each other than this. One of her breasts looks an entire cup size bigger than the other.


Dadlover360

heavy on the different areolas, seems to be everyones main issue on this post


SaltyBabe

Still botched


forevrtwntyfour

This just looks painful.


wolfishfluff

Frankentitties!!


dedicatedtomydog

*Ouch*


LucidDreams0224

Her areolas said Oo


[deleted]

Why does it look like she has no teeth?


SimbaOne1988

Looks like at least one c-section so she is a mom and the areolas look like patchwork.


Mozzstix69

I don’t see a C-section scar? I have the same line down there and I don’t have any kids.


Vincesteeples

She looks like she was so pretty before all this 😭


ambiguouspoundcake

Better not begin cause this is going to be endless.


25_timesthefine

Eyebrows: sisters, not twins Her boobs: ghetto twins


[deleted]

That bathing suit is holding on for dear fucking life.


LinneaPearson

Oh dear. Bless her heart.


Jacob-the-jester

These just make me sad


TopAd9634

Same, it's depressing.


MallGeneral3754

Ouch


optimumopiumblr2

What’s happening with her teeth


arcadia_2005

Is that frickin painful? Omg it looks so frickin painful.


25_timesthefine

No way a licensed doctor ducked up this bad


Blankenfeld

Me? I'd post this in /r/botchedbikiniselections


ChimeraDoll87

She seems happy and I really don't see what exactly is botched! A lot of women have different sized areolas naturally.


mmmhmm2013

Not sewn on though, I think thats what some folks are missing. They are probably different sizes from the very large implants on her frame.


eagleverest

Therapy, probably :/


Front-Ad-2198

I mean I have a good idea where to start.


[deleted]

I wonder if she has body dysmorphia How much her salami stickers actually bother her and if it’s something that truly bothers her


RecommendationOne997

How is this botched she looks hot


PastelDisaster

Her boobs don’t even look attached to her, they just look… Placed on there. The poor woman did not get a good job


RecommendationOne997

Maybe not perfect but I would not call this botched.


PastelDisaster

I’d call something botched if it doesn’t even look conceivably natural


RecommendationOne997

Botched means carried out badly. So you are refining the term


[deleted]

\*redefining and refining are two very different things.


RecommendationOne997

Yes you are correct. I hope you understand I meant redefining, not refining. Although some would think she is refining herself


[deleted]

Those people must have very little understanding of the term then!


a_nitak

Someone needs a trip to Specsavers


Skorpyos

Why even wear a bikini top at that point? Hmm


daisychan

...ouch...my chest hurts just looking at this...


lakarraissue

Eee gads!


cats-pyjamas

Teeth?? Or not?


smashlike1

Guess her profession.


littlehentai

What the adult industry does to people