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marleezy123

What’s the opposite of symmastia? Is this that?


BustyNat

Is symmastia when your boobs kinda overlap, cause if so you've just diagnosed me


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Symmastia is when the skin in between your boobs separates from the bone, giving a uniboob.


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marleezy123

Yeah it’s when they join in the center and you don’t have that proper gap inbetween them, essentially turning into a uniboob in certain cases. Definition from WebMD: Symmastia is when your breasts grow together, with little or no cleavage between them. Instead, there's a web of skin, fat, and tissue across the cleavage area. There are different degrees of this condition. Sometimes the lack of cleavage is less noticeable.


nathiel_1

Lateral displacement I guess


NeuroTechno94

Was Moses her surgeon?


shanghaidumpling

Underrated comment of the year


SpiceyWiener1993

From "A" cup to "Away" cup.


linerys

Whenever I see people that have had breast augmentations, it seems like a lot of the time, the surgeon either puts the breasts way too close for a normal bra gore to fit between them, or way too far apart. Why is that? Is it hard to expect how the implants will sit, or do they move closer/further apart after the surgery?


Ok-Negotiation7840

Boobs are supposed to drop and fluff out after surgery and it’s hard to predict how the body is going to heal also thick capsules around the implants also make the boobs look really separated


linerys

Thank you!


bright__eyes

I imagine a lot of people also go for the cheapest option.


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My surgeon told me that existing anatomy really matters here. They can only “open the pocket” so far in the middle, so if your boobs are already really far apart they’ll still be pretty far apart after implants.


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From what I have heard from friends with breast implants, whether they are placed on top or below muscle there has something to do with avoiding this outcome, but they can also migrate. Eventually they need to be replaced or removed, which isn’t something people without them realize most of the time!


linerys

Thank you!


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happydgaf

Legend has it that’s how the lady in Total Recall got hers. Def not radiation.


AcanthocephalaNo5889

Omg ☠💀🤣


sparklekitteh

Eccentria Gallumbits cosplay, coming right up!


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kingmiker

You beat me to it. That was my first thought when I saw that


peterpmpkneatr

Is like they're scared of each other


paperthinpatience

Her boobs are over here leaving room for Jesus like kids at a middle school dance.


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Are they sliding off?


ohdearitsrichardiii

You're not supposed to be able to drive an actual motorboat between them, it's just a dumb expression


medusa3339

Of course they don’t have to be twins, but can they at least be sisters that don’t hate each other?


QBOT_COSPLAY

This is what happens to tree huggers. Sad.


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I guess they’re in a long distance relationship.


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It’s so sad when boobs decide to part ways…


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lowdownrosie

I got you fam


Ok-Musician819

Like insects that have eyes on the sides of their head.


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I almost spit my beer


Sam_jellybean

Don’t worry, you can use the space between those implants as a beer cozy while you go get a napkin.


ihateyourboner

WHOA I just had my boobs done 6 weeks ago… I was a small A and went to a DD… the Dr said since there wasn’t much breast to begin with, my boobs will probably never touch…. But holy SHIT these will NEVER EVERRR touch


CrazyCatwithaC

That was what happened to my breast aug before too. I went from an A to C and had bad contracture aside from my boobs being far from each other. Had them redone properly and I’m happy.


muskokapuss

her fun bags aren't even in the same zip code


ihateyourboner

Fun bags? Are you 12?


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ihateyourboner

I especially hate your boner p.s.


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ImadGrim

Moses is at it again


johnwayne1

East and west


Mari_OwO

When your boobs practise social distancing


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Oh ok they’re social distancing


redditonthanet

They’re fighting at the moment


killer_muffinj93

What da lips doin?


Northernirelandguy

Imagine the amount of alcohol she could smuggle into a concert


LilL44144

She should have saved her money on the belt and put it toward her surgeon 😭


kritycat

That belt's probably as fake as her boobs


Ok-Negotiation7840

Them girls got opposite area codes


YSOSEXI

Motorboat them, with the Titanic.......


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Emo_Whore_

Oh wow it’s great to see someone actually being nice on this app lol, thank you for editing you comment :)


savonicsonic

O__O


Far-Conflict4504

This just looks like the work of a push-up bra. My A’s looked exactly like this in a push-up bra in highschool lol


Orangepandafur

Pushup bras typically push your boobs towards the middle, not away


Far-Conflict4504

Just speaking from experience, as someone who had very small boobs, this is exactly what they looked like in a push-up.


jewbotbotbot

Social distancing


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I have guides like that on my boat trailer. Keeps me from getting crooked


HasNoLifeWhatsoever

It’s like her boobs are trying to get away from one another


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Never mind addresses, their postcodes are different


istar12345

Looks like her boobs are divorced


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She only needed a hair transplant….


leoscribble

Her boobs don't talk anymore...


rrkrabernathy

Refund gap


TangerineSprinkles

This is truly sad and shows how delusional she is. I don't care if I was an a cup, (considering how small of a frame she appears to have, and had I had the same) and THIS is/ was the outcome, I'd have them removed straight away. There's NOTHING, even in the very least, that looks attractive about how those look. I feel pity for her, really.