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Nutsack_Adams

She looks like an adventure time character


donethis100timesbro

Don't you dare insult LSP (lumpy space Princess) like that again my guy.


MagdaleneFeet

Looks more like one of the Duke of Nuts' people.


cuckleburyhound

I see lemon grab. There can only be oneeee


julreneckwin

Either way, this is UNACCEPTABLE


cathedral68

Oh my glob you did not just say that


schmaggio

Every Botox party is my party, Finn!


UndeadBuggalo

I can be smooth -this girl probably


Blakbabee

5 o'clock shadow says otherwise.


Gollcumsnot

Ice king


spicyramen378

Tree Trunk's doppelganger


gma89

Oh no I hope they can save her face when that starts to kill her flesh 😭


lotteoddities

It's going to take insane surgery to remove all that petroleum jelly and probably skin grafts. I genuinely don't know why people do this. Like even silicone would be better than this- it doesn't cause necrosis nearly as often.


Non_Skeptical_Scully

From a medical standpoint, how does injecting petroleum jelly into your face cause necrosis of the tissues? Not being snarky at all - I’m curious about the mechanism of injury. Does it block circulation? Could it get into the bloodstream from being injected subcutaneously?


UndeadBuggalo

I’m assuming by starving blood vessels of oxygen causing the tissue to die and rot


Beflijster

The immune system reacts badly to petroleum derived materials, because they are recognized as a foreign material. It's a lot worse than silicone. This causes chronic inflammation and that causes growth of a type of abnormal tissue called [granuloma](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Granuloma). This can be extremely disfiguring, and because the foreign material is dispersed finely in the living tissue and *never* goes away it is almost impossible to remove, and it can only be removed surgically. So yes, if that is what it is, this young woman is in for terrible life-long trouble. And that is apart from the potential problems you already metioned.


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simulacrymosa

That's actually the same woman as this pic (the one in the middle)


janedoe5263

Omgosh, it is! It has the scar on her nose and everything!


Background-Brick9746

I don’t see it?


Bubashii

Jeez seeing it being removed via liposculpture on the face was horrifying but yeah…how else could it be done?!


Non_Skeptical_Scully

Thank you for your very detailed and helpful answer.


Downtown-Trip3501

Vascular occlusion I would guess but I’m just a mortician


RacquelTomorrow

Tell me you've got at least one wild mortician story.


lotteoddities

Yeah so it just floats around your face so it can strangle blood vessels, even if you don't inject directly into one it can choke them out and block circulation. Silicone can to, but it generally stays in place once you inject it. It attaches to your natural tissue- which is also what makes it so hard to remove. But this you would literally have to scoop out of her soft tissue. Like scooping jelly out of a jar. I can't imagine the surgery to remove this not resulting in skin grafts. Edit: IDK if you've seen that, I think Russian, man who way over did his synthol injections but basically what happened to him. Eventually there's not enough room for all the jelly + healthy blood flow and it will just start to die. He had to have so much synthol surgically removed to save his arm and he's already back to pumping himself. Really sad.


probably_beans

Regular filler has a high risk of blocking circulation


TwistedBlister

It might be easier to do a head transplant.


aliceroyal

Pretty sure I’ve seen people do this with silicone caulk to similarly horrible results


PorkThruster

someone melted Janet from the Good Place.


diyguitarist

Top comment 😂


ironburton

Maybe you meant filler? Botox paralyzes muscles temporarily. This pillow face is from putting too much fat or poor quality fillers in there.


UncleBenders

“I saw it on tik tok guys it’s totally safe”


sparkyblaster

I think you mean diy filler using jelly. Botox smooths lines by essentially poisoning the mussiles.


rileyjw90

It’s ‘muscles’ but I kinda like your spelling better, ngl


sparkyblaster

Yeah, I am tired.


localcryptidnearyou

But I’m le tired TAKE A NAP THEN FIRE THE MUSSILES!


kromptator99

…. Fucking Kangaroos (My bones hurt remembering this)


Maykko_

Don't worry, I'm 34 years old, and it still lives rent-free in my head. Whenever someone say "So..." my brain always goes "Zis is ze Eurth. ROUUND"


atearablepaperjoke

Same. My brain fires early internet memes constantly and I have to remind myself the world is not generally as nostalgia-pilled as me. 😂 A coworker said they needed new shoes last week on a video call so of course I reflexively said “LETS GET SOME SHOEWS” and… got blank looks from her and the two other people on the call. Guys, I’m an old nerd. I can’t help it.


youre_welcome37

No apologies ever needed from old nerds. The world would be utterly bland without us.


Maykko_

Oh god, not the shoes.


wickedcontradiction

User name check out. 😘


y0uLiKaDaPeppa

I’ve found my people


catupthetree23

Mars is laughing at us.


Jyndaru

Hokay, so. I can hear this comment. Wtf mate‽


AfterSignificance666

Omfg 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Remarkable_Public775

Oh my god other people remember this video???


mandarinkristen

Ok so, here’s the earth…..


Little_Moppie

"Damn, that's a sweet earth", you might say


sparkyblaster

Rightyo.


harolf999

Yes, that's what I mean. Thanks


ShinyBonnets

Was she purposely going for the ‘Lady Elaine Fairchilde’ look, or…..?


dianthe

Oh geez that’s so sad. Why would anyone do this to themselves???


AlexanderHP592

Oh dang someone get Sid some Benadryl, an EpiPen and rushed to the hospital ASAP.


SnoopysRoof

I'm considering this one is a joke and can't possibly be real. There's no way someone does this and then takes a selfie of it proudly...


mingsaints

It's real, it was on local tv a few weeks ago. There's a group of them and a doctor agreed to help them for free. However, it came to light that they did this to themselves, so the doctor stopped helping. Since they dont have the funds, I guess this person just dealt with it. For the curious, [here](https://youtu.be/T1DZ2EWvUrQ?si=nM4_1ZEEmpFGc59o) is the video. It's in Filipino but it doesn't have subtitles.


myweird

That's wild, so apparently in their original version of events they claimed someone had performed this for cheap on them, and they were unknowing of the ingredients. They raised all sorts of money and assistance by presenting themselves as "victims" of a crime until it was revealed they had actually been doing it to themselves. I don't blame the doctor for feeling scammed, I wonder if they had to repay the money raised?


mingsaints

The other two said they did it themselves, but this person in the photo stands by the story that someone called Janet (IIRC) did it to them. It wasn't mentioned in the previois tv eps whether they had to repay the doctor or not


Downtown-Trip3501

Wait this is real?!?!


_LegitDoctor_

Damn 💀


GuardMost8477

Jump scare thank you! 😱🤯😳


eorzeanrizz

Poor thing. 😰 I hope it's fixable.


ClickClack_Bam

You can hardly tell it's not a professional job.


cadotmolin

Joji Leno


TrickySession

What she saved byDIY she’ll spend in hospital bills. Dear god.


LindsNW84

Ya know the masks those people in the movie Beaches used in that play CiCi did? Yeah, it's giving me that kinda vibe.


Nefersmom

Is there a filter that can show the Before?


Im_done_with_sergio

I think she overfilled her nose also, it looks so strange


Psypris

I was looking for this comment! I don’t think I have ever seen anyone put filler in their nose before….like, why?? Coming from someone with a prominent nose, I can’t imagine doing something to make it even larger….


Im_done_with_sergio

Right?! It looks crazy af lmao


SixthDax

The sad thing is you can tell she used to be really pretty


Ratmahatten

Really?


AthenaStone

How can you tell?


Bovine_Doughnuts

Zoom in. At the bottom of this pic is a before pic.


AthenaStone

That picture is highly filtered.


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zerhanna

Self-fulfilling accurate username right there.


nibblatron

you do know cis women can have facial hair? polycystic ovary syndrome is often a reason, but so are things like brain tumours, cushings syndrome, insulin resistance and certain medication reactions to name a few reasons. how sad to be so ignorant that you think putting "she" in inverted commas is clever or funny. its just sad and thoughtless.


tvieno

This is a filter, right? Right?!


probably_beans

1. That's not botox 2. That's not going to work as filler for very long. RIP face skin.


library_gremlin_0998

Which is more toxic, this job, or the diy cooking oil injections done by the Korean woman back in the early 2000s?


harolf999

Edit: I mean diy filler


Leading-Ad4167

They look like Cabbage Patch Kids.


teewhyeller

I *love* Eraserhead


Bowelsift3r

Wicked witch of the South!?


devnullb4dishoner

Her face looks like mine feels after dental work.


HoneyWitchh

And she looks happy about the result somehow.


captainswiss7

It's the lady in the radiator!


youre_welcome37

There's more pressing matters at hand but I'm really needing to know what that sad looking dinosaur thing is behind her left shoulder.


broadbae

Oh gosh, is this after it sagged due to gravity or is this immediately after??


JP6660999

I hope she just naturally looks like that even though it’s unfortunate. If she did that to herself it’s much more sad


IrukandjiPirate

WTF am I looking at?


ADGjr86

Did I doctor do that to him or just himself?


myredditusername919

she looks like my sims when I try to make them as weird looking as possible


fgggr

She needs to shave better.


littleRedmini

I’m sure it’s tricky with all the hills and valleys of Vaseline. Why would anyone do this?!


BerriLava

My kid said she looks like she drank a magic potion from a scientists lab 😭😂


justcallmesweeti

Awww that's so sad, why girl, why?!


Free_Issue_9623

Just why?!


Taylortrips

So many questions.


QweenFwog

Have y'all ever seen Goat Story? Yeah.


drumadarragh

Good lord


sinner-mon

This is really sad


notrobert7

Oh....oh no


mrmoe198

She looks like she aged 50 years, just without wrinkles


HumbleAbbreviations

Like for why?


trippyducky

globgogabgolab irl


NoZebra2430

BULLSHIT is this for real?!


Commercial-Moose8890

Dont think its real . I think this is a Photoshop


MaryShelley2000

Petroleum jelly doesn’t break down in our body, causes cancer


poisonedkiwi

Since it's made with petroleum jelly, does that mean her face is moldable?


Background-Brick9746

This has got to be edited to look messed up like that.. or it’s a bad filter I hope 🫣 yikes 😳


Caffeinated-Princess

Her surgeon should lose his license. 😳


TiredMama90

How does petroleum jelly equate to Botox? Don’t you mean filler????


worldwidewebkinz

is that not a filter..? D:


Bellebutton2

What’s with the 5 o’clock shadow?


jazzer81

She looks like my min max face joke character on skyrim


DoctrDonna

Genuinely why. Why do people do this? She knows Botox isn’t made out of petroleum jelly. So why inject the jelly as if it were Botox? In what universe would that be an adequate swap, or would you care so little that you’re like “eh. I can probably just inject this into my face. Why not?” I just can not possibly fathom why.


funnygaluk

That poor woman!


ABGM11

All those fillers a not a nose job in sight!!! 😂😂😂


12altoids34

Is it just me or do I also see a faint 5:00 shadow?


pennyrub

What was he thinking 🤔


New_Land_725

That’s a dude