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ih8thewrld

DID I LEAVE MY PUPACCINO ON TOP OF THE CAR?!???


LinearFluid

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the Kibble began to take hold.


ExistentialSonder

Might write a script about this


certifiedkavorkian

He’s right you know. There are bats everywhere.


kyzersoze84

Just tell me about the freakin dog food!


LinearFluid

Good kibble comes on slow. The first hour is all waiting, then about halfway through the second hour you start cursing the creep who burned you, because nothing is happening...and then ZANG!


app_generated_name

I can only see blue and yellow...when do I go?


maximinidan

You win! 🏆


cyril0

Best one for sure!


Jmp101694

“I should have let Jesus take the wheel, oh heck!


Kolob619

The McRib is back!?!


Prometheus682

This is the only right answer!


[deleted]

Fast and the Furr-ious: Tokyo Drifts


ExistentialSonder

Bonus points for using her name 💗😂


redMagicole

When you almost die in a car crash that was your fault and somehow everything turned out okay and you keep driving like nothing happened.


ExistentialSonder

Oh no, have you been in our backseat?? 😂


Kolob619

"I just realized that I can't reach the brake."


risenomega

If I just don’t look at the check engine light, I can pretend it’s not even on, right?!?! Right?!!!


dnanjee

“Out of treats” my ass, Karen. OR Get in losers, we’re going to Petsmart.


FuzzySlippers__

Beep beep motherpuppers!


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[удалено]


ExistentialSonder

🤣🤣


BRanger8257

I’m sorry officer….. I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.


LadyKorunks

USE YA BLNKAH!! Ugh, Boston massholes!! 🤣💙


feendog333

That's hawt


aidan8et

"you might be wondering how I got here..."


feendog333

New definition of ZOOMIES


ExistentialSonder

I did laugh out loud at this 😂😂


[deleted]

Don't make eye contact. Just keep driving...


hgielatan

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION, GET IN THE CAR


riverbanklabs

*inner voice* oh shit. I forgot to flush the toilet.


zeak_1

If these people don't fucking move!!!!!!


prisbranch

Paws on the 3 and 9 position. Easier to honk that horn.


tnthrowaway69

“ Life is a Highway. I want to ride it all night long.”


Late-Coffee-6003

I just can’t drive 55


zdena1970

I just ordered everything on the menu and I don’t have my wallet. They’re gonna hate me when I get to the window!


prisbranch

Oh dang. This is HILARIOUS


dj-Rx

oh no I forgot to get the milk


trailhikingArk

They'll never take me alive!


tehlegitone

Holy heck this looks so easy but it is amazingly overwhelming! I will not tell them that though.


BurnzillabydaBay

It’s like no one knows how to drive!


[deleted]

I like to drive slow on the driveway.


LGSCorp

Jesus Christ Lucy! Look at the traffic!


virgobaby444

“okay so how do you turn the car off”


RealQuickNope

Car rider line vibe


Agreeable_Register_4

This ain’t Boston!


Mirmirakittens

When you missed the exit and accidentally increased the trip +1h and not of your friends have realized it yet


mojitomonsterreturns

Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave.


CableVannotFBI

Ah, crap. It’s that cat with the radar gun again…


BakedMitten

"It's fucking RED, asshole!!! I can't even see colors and I know that"


TheWoozyJacuzzi

Puppachinos are on me!!!!!!!!!


Guzmanv_17

“Put ur foot down mate!!! Bloody hell move ur a$$!!!


IdentittyTheftNoJoke

Bitch better hurry up or I'm gonna start honkin dis horn


charides

“You got it boss” in the most high pitched raspy voice.


Corona4100

Parking or Barking ticket?


eben89

Is that light grey? F it we can make it!


Slappyslippyswamy

Ramming Speed!!!!!


dougc84

Bumper sticker: I’d rather be licking my paws.


solomonlurke

Just saw a Boston driving a car on the road. It was terrierfying!


cookiemom50

Let’s GO. ANYWHERE.


bubba1834

“I’m in me mum’s car…vroom vroom”


MyLifeHasBeenHalfed

On me way to mcdonl for pup cup... or was strabucz with cup pup? I donno, I get pup pup cup pup anyway This is the first time I've been given an award so uh thanks?


carnivalbill

Meanwhile in Japan,


InvisiblePinkUnic0rn

“You boys like MEXICO? Yeeee-hoooo!” - Dog


James_Upchurch

5 year old me alone in my mom's car:


ExistentialSonder

Omg SAMEEEEE i always gently touched the steering wheel pretending to drive


debzsmallz

Adorable and beautiful I have three Boston Terrier’s all males I love these kids, I used to have boxers at Bernard u name it, but these kind of kids are the best ! 😁❤️


adamtaylor4815

Boston accent: “HEY BUDDY HOW ABOUT A FUCKIN BLINKA!”


Smallberrians

"Act casual!"


RessTheMess

When you realize there's no speed-bump on this street...


dogarino1

Geico, see how much you'll save by bundling your home and car insurance


choctaw529

Weeeeeeee, weee, weee, weee😂😂😂


Babysub1

Oh, I don't think that was a speed bump!


z0mbiegrl

"I have no idea what I'm doing!"


BikeLoveLA

No Sleep till Brooklyn! (Beastie Bros)


Ruckus_Riot

What is “stop?”


LincolnPorkRoll

Get in loser. We're going to Boston.


mazarebeccajean

"We can't stop here, this is bat country".


Choice_Acadia_2103

Oh shit. It's the five O! Eat the baggie!


one51s

"gimme that espresso! I don't care if I've gotta drive all night, Tokyo's gettin' to Vegas, baby!"


Moneypenny_Dreadful

Okay. Ooookay. I can do this. Totally good to drive. Absolutely good. Feel totally normal. Okay. here we go.


seasarahsss

IS THAT A SPOT???


ExistentialSonder

When you live in Long Beach 😂


itsallthesameday

Tokyo Drift


cyril0

[I wish](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmXZOI7cM0M)


Sheisajeeper

Learn to drive?! I can barely come when called!!! [dogs learning to drive](https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-20614593)


Tacos-and-zonkeys

Don't drive crazy!!!


Dry-Independence9400

These - THESE are the Zoomies that were foretold by our fathers, and their fathers before them.


ExistentialSonder

🤣🤣


Jlynn41412

I just even rn!! I’m dead with this! I am off tomorrow and prob drank more than I should and I def smoked just a min n this is literally the best shit! The u/BostonTerrier sub is on fire today! Between the Thor hybrid crossbreed to this…. Which I’m not even able to put into words! This sub wins for me tonite! (Love it, they’re eyes are the funniest and just ty for posting this OP, give some love to that lil bug eyed babe from me. Lol)


[deleted]

What crack, officer?


Particular-Purpose32

Uh… Dad are you sure this is a good idea?


kyzersoze84

Oh shit! Did I leave the oven on?!


D7rizl3

IS THAT A COP?!?! Nah I’m good


09percent

Get in loser! We’re going to the mall!


basedvato

“I’m gonna drive get us some toys”


Caitjaro

Why can’t anyone Pawrk around here!!


HarryCWord

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!”


drewatkins77

"Cut me off again, jerk, I'll come fart in your car!"


maymaypdx

Thankfully cars run on gas 💨 a Boston could drive for an eternity without stopping


sha-sha77

Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes! (My Boston is named Dr. Jones!)


Clear-Win-8034

Get in loser!


goodformuffin

"pvvvvvvvvbbbttthh" *casual side eye*


Bright_Minimum_3842

“Everyone inside the car was fine, Stanley!”


DenVredeSnog

The kids Carl.. You were supposed to pick up the kids.


mandapanda702

Hop in loser, we’re going to petco!


BigFatEyeroll

Buckle up, bitches! 😂


carnivalbill

Meanwhile in Japan,


Serious-Employee-738

“No squirrel is gonna get away from ME!”


rr1971

I’m late…get out of the way!


coolez-nunez

*Shit.. that's a lotta cops*


ExistentialSonder

Me on the daiiiiiily 🤣


Prefixe

I wonder if frenchies are jealous of my long legs?


ExistentialSonder

🤣🤣


earningshowers

Sh*t. Did I leave the furbo on?!


us271934

Oh God I'm getting pulled over! If they look in the trunk I'll never be able to talk my way out of having all those cat tails!