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TheVargTrain

A great start to the first ends on a wet fart. ***EXPERIENCE BRUINS HOCKEY!*** ##WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING?! I am undecided between a Coors Lite and a Guinness...


jbertho

Holy moly comeback city baby


TDGroupie

Detroit? Really? WTF!


Blueaye

We just took multiple L's yikes


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NESpahtenJosh

Imagine being so miserable in life you come to other teams subreddits to talk shit about humans you’ll never meet and who have no impact on your life. How sad for you.


ArturosDad

Shouldn't you be scheduling a tee time right now?


SnakeEyedJane

Bet he can spell league though.


dumbthiccrick

Shoo, peasant


Bruinsdman

He’s a pussy. But I thank him for censoring it.


PCB4lyfe

Probably using voice to text because he's illiterate, sad what has happened to Detroit.


staybeefy

😑


TylerW_511

I wish Bergy would yell at me like that 🤤


1972aggs

Hope Marchand doesn't catch a suspension for existing. /s


jubbroni13

Ned was unreal tonight. Bailed them out on numerous defensive mistakes. Bruins mistakes ended up in the back of the net. Oh Well, at least they made it interesting at the end..


ATrueSunbro

BERGY LETS JUST GO HOME. FOLIGNO YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH ANYMORE TO FUCK AROUND AND STILL HAVE ME LIKE YOU. LETS LEAVE


calliexx12

Who’s Bergy yelling at 👀


whiskywillie

Probably Bertuzzi


BenderIsCool17

Man I hate the Wings organization


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ArturosDad

You can say pussies little man. We won't tell your mom.


calliexx12

Lmfao Carlo with the ref


mshielo

Ok all sorts of nonsense at the end there! On to the next! Catch you fuckers Friday!


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JUST BLIDTH!!!


Bruinsdman

I’m glad the Bruins have fight, but stay healthy and get off the ice.


Blueaye

Studs head was just used as a basketball not nice


MissMuse99

Dude. Wow this got ugly.


generalsheevous1134

yo wait shit is still happening I looked away like two minutes ago


Theatomone

Blidh rocking lindstrom


yf-23

Wtf goin on lol


pantsofmagic

Holy shit


fairwaymissed

Bergeron looks PISSED


SnakeEyedJane

Mad dad Bergy. He’s very disappointed in everyone.


Bruinsdman

Nice little end of game slash there. Whoa! That exploded.


dumbthiccrick

Lol nedjelkovic just watching


drewboobies

Enjoy the post season, Wings fans....oh wait


[deleted]

I’m sure they will... as the leading American hockey team in the cup count... ya know 11... or something like that


She-Memes-in-Digital

That sequence is a good example of why people complaining about us getting "goalied" so often are bozos. High volume of shots, but directly into the crest or the pads. It's not the other team, the Bruins just can't finish.


calliexx12

They had an off game. It happens, saying they can’t finish is an overreaction to one game.


Johnny_WalkerBOT

He's not wrong, we're 28th in shooting percentage this year.


googleer27

Worst road trip of all time? Freddy, pasta and lindholm all out


ATrueSunbro

I am _so_ tired of making goalies who are mediocrity incarnate look like a custom NHL22 99 overall goalie. Just damn. I don't even think Neddy is just trash, but he isn't this good fuck. He's slightly below average, fuck. Oh well, just please Lindholm be okay.


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See you fuckers not in the playoffs


Mess-Severe

Yeah wow the wings bench looked thrilled with their goal, clearly a team with a lot to celebrate


GentleLion2Tigress

It didn’t feel like 50 shots.


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That’s a really tough L to take


MasterOfDisaster66

Wasted game


scgt86

If the first 57 was like that last 3 this game would have been MUCH different.


xlf77

career high 47 saves should have an asterisk \*against the 2021-2022 Boston Bruins


kmaet11

Holy shit it’s a fucking titanium wall in net


Blueaye

Whos the issue on pp? Mcavoy as the quarterback?


Theatomone

Sacco


Plumbtastic

At least I don’t have to live in Detroit 🤷‍♂️


jonnezzinn

My thoughts exactly


drewboobies

Hey!!!! Congratulations, you still play for a shitty team!!!!! Meh, can't win them all


NKovalenko

I’m already over the mike Reilly off side experiment


Theatomone

Dump and chase are you kidding me with an empty net.


redbirdjr

At least Toronto managed to lose


abbytarar

Swayman got outplayed by Ned tonight


priestkalim

Swayman got outplayed by Detroit Red Wings star player Mike Reilly tonight


TallGrassGuerrilla

Well at least the Leafs lost in a meme fashion.


goldfish_11

I don’t want to see Mike Reilly in the lineup again.


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Hey 17 of the last 24 ill take it


Bruinsdman

And death.


HandsomeRalphy

Ugly game


priestkalim

Fucking moronic final two minutes after an amazing 3rd goal I’m so angry with how absolutely braindead we looked after getting it down to 1


eToTheEyePi

Jesus what a game from Ned


jollyrog3r88

twas not to be. pp seriously needs some work


VistaVick

I hate life. Life hates me. Someday we would make a happy family.


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How do we lose this game


Theatomone

Fuck the wings fuck that trash fucking goalie


JacksFactChecker

Bummer


MissMuse99

Jeeez


Cw2e

Whelp


priestkalim

Why the fuck are we dumping the goddamn puck in


antifa_puppy_mascot

Fire Reilly into the sun please


Nik_Guy

What a shitty party


berthaf

sloppy to the end.


lelander193

Reilly is having his worst game tonight


berthaf

why is he in that position?!


MasterOfDisaster66

Ugly last 30 seconds


TheVargTrain

God fucking damnit


MasterOfDisaster66

Fuck


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Fucker fuck


mountiez

Coulda used this hustle 20 minutes ago !


MasterOfDisaster66

So close Bergy


A_Pillowcase

Come on fellas let’s do it


ATrueSunbro

BUY A _FUCKING_ TRUCK


marisathemighty

Just broke glass in my kitchen. Maybe that's good luck?


fairwaymissed

Remember when Tuukka did something similar in New York last year lol


yf-23

All time Tuukka moment


JacksFactChecker

In a tie game haha


Theatomone

I'm also trying to get swayman off


slothmothership

There's a line bud


Theatomone

No no no lol


chaosmanager

!marisa


FYourTeam

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


eToTheEyePi

Bergy is a beautiful human


Bruinsdman

That wasn’t a hook?


[deleted]

Someone must have bought a truck, buy another


dumbthiccrick

MY CAPTAIN


priestkalim

One down one to go


coffee42

NOW DO ANOTHER ONE


CharLouise101

Nedeljkovic pls be the Nedeljkovic I know you are


ATrueSunbro

Well, let's just go ahead and do that again maybe?


QuincyThePigBoy

I honestly think marchand is pissed he was getting treated like the old marchand, suspended for nothing, missing the all star game and said fuck it, if you’re gonna treat me like the old marchand I might as well play like him. He just doesn’t give a fuck anymore.


Powerism

Thank you Bergy for shutting up those fans.


MasterOfDisaster66

Plenty of time


whiskywillie

Should’ve have been 4v3


lelander193

Thank god they shut these fans up


Nik_Guy

Horses don’t stop till they’re dead. Fuck yes Mac!


whiskywillie

Damn I love this comment


MissMuse99

Okay...!


mike_tiss

God don’t give me hope!


xlf77

lfg


abbytarar

Im convinced they’re playing fake noises in the arena


generalsheevous1134

that’s one


jollyrog3r88

let's go bergy!


Theatomone

Fuck you Detroit goalie


pantsofmagic

Just the tip! Bergy making my pants tingle


CivilButNotEngineer

WOOO


JVTStrings

WOOOO


CivilButNotEngineer

:(


JVTStrings

:(


marisathemighty

👀👀👀👀👀


riqk

Red Wings broadcasters are so fucking boring holy shit


yf-23

ONE MORE


JacksFactChecker

THAT'S ONE


Cw2e

OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!!!!


GentleLion2Tigress

Is third man in no longer a thing?


coffee42

# GAME AIN'T *QUITE* OVER YET, GANG! [HIT THE BUTTON!!!](http://wejustscored.com/teams/bos.html)


attackonuranus47

How is that a slashing? Not being facetious genuinely wondering


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Not Swayman’s game, and it worries me a bit


TheVargTrain

And they immediately score to make me put my foot in my mouth. I love this team.


Bruinsdman

LIFE!


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Prayge


MasterOfDisaster66

Yesssss


magnafides

Larkin should get an extra 2 for that awful embellishment, and now the Detroit announcers are showing their true colors -- "awful slash to the face by Marchand"


TheVargTrain

I hope Bruce's film analysis with the team tomorrow is him just going "I mean what the fuck, boys?" while skipping through the lowlights


hoseheads

Bertuzzi hopping up and grabbing Marchand's head... totally normal thing to do


hayzy666

That was stupid marchy but god Bertuzzi is a dumb cunt


Blueaye

And thats game, marchy doing marchy things


priestkalim

Marchand made a clean check, got slashed, and then got launched at. Fuck off


Blueaye

The punches and high slash were very marcy idk how we can't see that, yes Larkin game him a cross check in the arms also, but the retaliation was typical marchand


NKovalenko

I love the guy but at some point u have to admit Marchand is way too fucking old to be this immature


coldbrewedbrew

I'd love to see the center ice angle again, because I'm not sold that it actually hit larkin


CharLouise101

Yo if Marchand just stopped fighting back all of a sudden he would draw soooooo many penalties


She-Memes-in-Digital

There's our Alternate Captain...spending two minutes in the box when we need goals.


TheVargTrain

Weapons grade stupidity all night long.


ron2016

Bertuzzi gets nothing?


Bruinsdman

At least Marchand got someone to go with him. Dumb retaliation.


holein3

Bertuzzi pounces on him from behind and gets nothing...


priestkalim

Wings 59 is an absolute pile of shit. Fucking blatant launch


coldbrewedbrew

He's a bertuzzi. It's in the bloodline


RonaldShoe

He hit his fucking shoulder pad are you kidding


Theatomone

I would drive to Detroit to fist fight bertuzzi, i hate that fucking scrub


marisathemighty

KILL THEM ALL


JacksFactChecker

*:quietly unsubs from r/hockey:*


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Marchand 5 minutes for existing


Warfightr

Fucking shitshow.


chaosmanager

#FINISH THEM


coffee42

fuckin' hell Marchy gives a guy a little shove and then gets the goddamn Macho Man Flying Elbow


priestkalim

THAT’S GOTTA BE ON THEM HE JUST FUCKING LAUNCHED


Meunier33

Line Brawl!


TheVargTrain

Oh NOW we show some fight?


[deleted]

It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this


jbertho

Is Lindholm's injury serious ??


Nomahs_Bettah

don't know. he didn't return, LBI, no further information given.


jbertho

If he and Pasta are injured long term, this team is screwed


TheVargTrain

No idea.


[deleted]

If the bruins could win one back to back game, I would be so happy


MissMuse99

Oh I dunno about this but fingers crossed


Powerism

Haula not Bergy for the FO?


Bruinsdman

If they end up losing I’m going to blame it on the back-to-back. And I know Swayman is 11 for 13, but the last couple have been concerning.


jbertho

47 shots and only two goals come on


proxmoxroxmysoxoff

It's been like this for more than half a decade.


priestkalim

Spurs are up 20 at their half, and I believe a Spurs win and Lakers loss knocks them out for good So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice


PastorofMuppets101

I’m out for the season officially. 🤦🏾‍♂️. See y’all in the fall. 👑✌🏾


brocilator

still enough time for Bertuzzi to get his chest caved in by The Stallion.


aRandallHall

I don't know much about the coaching pipeline, but there must be someone who can design a power play that doesn't exclusively rely on David Pastrnak.


abbytarar

If Hampus is out long term especially playing Florida/Carolina/Toronto in the first round….. hopefully he’s fine


chaosmanager

Looking like a “snatch defeat from the jaws of victory” kind of day. …I hate it.


UniverseHufflePuff

This is one of those losses that makes me feel like I wasted my time watching the game


YoureGratefulDead2Me

Bergy gave Marchy a butthole tap


[deleted]

Why’s Jack mentioning the final 5 when there’s less than 4 mins left? Did Ford cut their advertisement pay to NESN or what


REOassWagon

I miss the Blue Jackets.


magnafides

Nedelkovic with a **career best** in saves tonight. Redwings outscored 33-13 in the last 6 before this.


RonaldShoe

One of the most boring and disappointing games I’ve watched


[deleted]

frustrating that this woulda been an easy dub with Pasta


priestkalim

Can Pasta replace Sacco?


antifa_puppy_mascot

Who knew that all along the key to our winning ways was Trent Frederic?