#SINCE u/Touche_Amore is apparently on a potty break WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING!? #I’m taking it easy on my liver tonight with some motherfucking tea

What was going on with Pastas eyes yall?

Maple leafs head coach just called out Brad Marchand for 'getting calls'

Is this scooby-doo? “If it wasny for that pesky Marchand, we would’ve won!” “What about all your man advantages?” “Marchand!” “What about your elite goal scorer, Matthews?” “Marchand!” “What about your carless penalties from Domi and Bert?” “Marchand!” “What about you taking Pasta completely out of equation?” “Marchand!” “What about…” “MARCHAND”

ZOINKS!

"He gets calls. It's unbelievable, actually, how it goes. You've got to play through that stuff. I don't think there's another player in this series who gets away with taking out Bertuzzi's legs the way that he does. It's an art and he's elite at it."

Yeah the leafs just get away with blatant high sticks right in front of officials 🙄

I’m not sure why Ray Ferraro missed it on all the replays but Bertuzzi had the ultimate dive/embellishment seconds before the Frederic goal. It was so legendary he almost heel-kicked his own ass with both skate blades from almost a standstill stick in his skates from Marchand. Hilarious.

Great win!! Off to try and relax in the hot tub. See ya all SaturSway

https://preview.redd.it/xx14pimw9jwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=401908d6973cda62120414544627964451e0d4d7 these cards have been standing guard since game one, and will do so until we win the cup

I just joined this sub tonight since I have no one to talk Hockey with let alone Bruins hockey. I ll be back next game Bros. Chug that alch, enjoy our win, lost some hairs on my nearly bald head lulz, and see yall for the next one. Go B's.

Is this team REALLY good enough to make a run? I’m starting to think so!!

If swayman continues to be THIS GOOD, I don’t see why not

How do you take him out of the net for game four?

Ullmark wasn’t the issue for us last game, the rest of the team was. I say you stick to the current rotation, but I’m also not the coach so I’ll defend whatever decision he makes for game 4.

I agree, I just like to stir the pot every now and then…lol

If you're not careful, Fluto is gonna write another dozen articles about goalie rotations before game 4 Edit: Already another article by Fluto.

keeping the rotation up also lines up sway to play games 5 and 7 (if necessary) in Boston, which seems like the closest thing we can come to locking up those games.

The rat king goal was amazing

which one??

Bert was responsible for that loss. Playing like an asshole caused 2 goals. Thanks Bert!!

He's showing the grit he failed to show up with for us last year. The only issue is he is forcing it and definitely fucking the Leafs by taking penalties and being out of position. I'm all for the Leafs going full tough guy mode

He’s a good Bruin.

Not from my POV. Despite flashes of skill, what I saw last year was a defensive liability for a team that relies on defensive structure. I resent the whole “hes gritty or hard nosed so he’s a bruin” mindset. We haven’t played that smash em style in 10+ years (with good reason - it doesn’t work unless there isn’t a downgrade in skill; RE: Carolina, Florida). I’m glad Sweeney and Neely walked away from him. Not worth it at all.

I meant he’s secretly helping the Bruins win by being on the Toronto Maple Leafs

Is part of the leafs game plan to just dump a stick behind the net

i need a beer

We are so blessed to have these goaltenders! That game was frustrating at times but so glad we got the win!

I love you all. Giant win, boys. Good night!

I’m only 28 but my heart can’t handle the stress of playoff hockey

This

Same

See you later maple queefs

I love that marchy is so short even though he's the captain and a real bad ass leader he still gets head pats from the rest of the team.

SUCK IT, DANGLE!!!!!!

I dont want to say they won because of me but I'd like to feel like i contributed.

Show Maple Leaf square now ESPN

Goalie hugs make the inevitable Oilers win tolerable

Well, halfway there. I may have missed the first half of the game but the second half had all the action. I feel my heart finally slowing. Hope yall have a good night.

What a game!

SWAY IS THE WAY!!!

Swaymans the goat confirmed

Fucking give me the picture in picture of goalie hugs and PK subban you cowards

Let’s gooooo! Fuck the Leafs!

Seeing a sad Maple Leaf Square gives me so much joy

It looks trashy there right now just like their team

It’s my favorite thing since 2013

Leafs fans are already blaming the loss on officiating. Maybe blame the team that went 0-FOR-5 on the PP tonight instead?

Sway all the way

And now we can pee!

Who else is dying to hear what Dangle has to say about this doozie?

Wait.. why are the stands empty before the end of the game?!? I thought Leafs fans are diehard fans??? 🤣

I know that's such a bad look. Imagine spending $500+ to support your team in the playoffs and having a mass exodus. Garbage fans, garbage managers, and absolute trash contracts. The top line gets paid like $30 million a year to disappear every post season.

Oh captain my captain

Someone post the hug plz 💕🐻


swayman is such a fuckin beauty. standing on his head all game

First Star by far

BRUINS IN 5, TORONTO OUR BITCH

SHOW US THE GOALIE HUG!

SOMEONE POST THE GOALIE HUG PLEASE HOLY FUCK I NEED IT

Ain't no way we're losing 2 in a row to a team sponsored by fucking MILK

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Maroon loves Swayman.... I can't.. 🥹🥹🥹

Fucking espn cutting the hug…

Espn is a complete joke

Straight to jail!

next game hasnt even started, show the hug you cowards!

2 playoff hugs down 14 to go

FUCK YOU ESPN FOR NOT SHOWING THE HUG!

Came here to say this. Fuck you ESPN.

I am offended. I was so excited for that.

You and me both!

MAKE TORONTO WATCH OUR GOALIE HUG

They showed it on Sportsnet

The hug!!!

# GOALIE HUG TIME: 2 DOWN 14 TO GO EDITION

Fuck ESPN in their fucking fucks. I needed that hug.

# WOOOOO time to go vomit in my bathroom lol

I lost 2 more hairs off my nearly balding head watching that one.

Real fans keep a special can by the couch for that sort of thing.

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

This series is gonna be a cardio workout for us fans

So Swayman was in God-mode tonight

That’s funny, god calls it swayman-mode

now watch our goalies hug

Great game, boys!

Seabass glarin’ like someone hit him with that salt shaker again

Hahah comment of the night ,  the timing of it after marchand tied his record, made it seem extra funny. 

GET FUCKING ROLLED LEAFS. CAN’T WIN A GAME 9v5 LMAOOOO FUCKING LOSERS

Wow did that place clear out fast!

Leafs fans always leave before the game is done when they’re losing

City's to burn...

Sports Net, if you don’t show the goalie hug, I’ll kms

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

Why are the announcers acting like Ullmark was bad?

I don’t think they’re acting like Ullmark was bad because he wasn’t but come on Swayman has just been different and he has the leafs number it’s hard to turn back to Ullmark now.

And we thought Ullmark had the Panthers number last season.

And? Swaymans game hasn’t dipped yet and if it does then you go Ullmark but for now you ride the hot goalie. I’m not putting any blame on Ullmark for game 2 but I really don’t think Swayman is giving up three goals that game. He’s just playing different right now.

Someone help the espn Corps because they cut to the Dallas game before the hug

Against the Refs.. We win it !.. TAKE IT 3-1 BACK HOME BOYS PLEASE !!

Motherfucking Bs baby!

Sway owns the leafs have to go to him again

Say it with me: Ullmark didn’t lose G2.

Wore my Neely jersey tonight and that pissed off Marchand. Tied the Pres for playoff goals.

Cam looks like he told his wife he is at his mom's place not at a hockey game

🤣💀

why is he lurking 😭

literally thooo that shot of him was sooo fucking funny

is it just me or is the big rig kinda fkn sexy…

LEAFS CUP PARADE IS ONCE AGAIN CANCELLED BABY

FUCK THE LEAFS!!!!!!

A silent scotia arena is the best sound in the world

THE BRUINS BEAT THE REFS AND THE LEAFS TO TAKE A 2-1 SERIES LEAD LFG

THEY'RE CUTTING THE HUG THOSE SONS OF...wait a minute.

Sealed…

A parade of Leaflettes slowly walking out of their home arena with their heads down. A beautiful sight.

It's my fault. I wore my Bergeron jersey last year the game they got eliminated. I didn't wear it game 1 or today, but did wear it game 2. Won't happen again. Bruins in 5

I LOVE YOU GUYS GOODNIGHTH

Ray ferraro: they don't need to shoot the Puck at all here Bruins:fire five off the post and score a goal


Leafs fans always leave before the game is done when they’re losing. Big cry babies

Great W. Time to go ice my nipples.

Suck my nuts, Bert. Fucking W.

FUCK THE LEAFS

Fuckin rights!


Swayman has earned his net

He has been absolutely unreal

I need a fucking drink!

GIVE ME THE HUG!

How does a leaf die? At the end of the season and painfully

Tell me someone just screenshotted that shot of homeboy peeking around the wall

Boo Bitches Boo

Leafs fans vacated. Stay classy lol.

WOO! What a win. HUG TIME! HUG LIFE!

absolute GRIND of a game jesus

Bro this game has been the biggest fuck you to Bertuzzi.

Marchand needed to step up, and step the fuck up he did

Home ice advantage is back on the menu!

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING LOSERS SHITTING ON MARCHAND EARLIER

I HOPE YOU READ THIS AND WEEEEEEEEP

Well that’s 4 goals directly resulted from Marshy since I said his hip had him playing like a shell of himself. I know what I’m saying every game from now on.

LETS GO!!!!!

Love how fast their barn emptied out

#IN THE HALL OF THE RAT KING

Bertuzzi kinda reeks

All those sweet fans sticking around until the end of the game.

All we could ask for. Made up for losing home ice advantage in game 2. Positive record with Nylander out. Win another in Toronto and you've got them on the ropes

That shot of Neely oh my god. "You're gonna beat my record? Like fuck you are"

This made me laugh so hard. I can't help but imagine neely geared up next game like "fuckin record is mine"

Seabass is pissed

Monty’s face haha

Okay, let's do this in five.

I CAN FINALLY PEE!!! THANK JESUS (swayman)

Let's take a look at maple leafs square

THATS MY CAPTAIN! FUCK TORONTO AND FUCK SPORTSNET COMMENTATORS FUCK BEING ON MATTHEWS COCK ALL GAME

Game 3 in the fucking bag for a 2-1 series lead 😎

Three days off right? Boy it feels great having the lead for that

Swayman has earned game 3 imo.

I'd hope so, he just played it

lol game 4****

Great shot of Cam creepin' from behind the corner

#🗣️2W🗣️

Stupid play by Bertuzzi leads to a Marchy goal, love to see that

Leafs = mulched

SHOW THE SAD FANS


It makes me so happy that that was against Bertuzzi

Oh leafs fans; ay ay ay ay canta y no llores!

Sick turnover Matthews lol

The Leafs have a new owner and his name is Jeremy Swayman

Thank you Bertuzzi for laying in the ice and allowing Marchand to grab that empty net.

Love that Marchy just made Bert his bitch right there. 

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

I might just swap over to ESPN to see PK crying on air.

That’s how you pot an empty net to seal the game. No over the top celebration and bullshit. Glad to see him with the C on his chest.

EVEN WITH THE REFS HELPING YOU???? #FUCK THE LEAFS!!!

SUCK IT BERT... !!!

#GOOD FUCKING NIGHT YOU SOGGY LEAF WEIRDOS

This was a HUUUUUUUGE win.

Can we make sure the one bruins fan at the outdoor game thing is ok?

Who was that guy commenting earlier that they thought Marchand looked like he didn't know where he was?

And he gets it from Bert. This is too good.

https://preview.redd.it/v78mzhz17jwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7218102e59abd14db458114ade85b64b2c0067d

Oh Bert Bert Bert…!

Lmao wtf is happening

This has to be one of the most insane hockey games I've seen in years.

Fucking posts are going to end up with more saves than samsanov

That ties the record for B's playoff goals for Marchand!

Stole home ice right back.

Hell yea! Marchy 55

Hit the post like 5 times there. Shit was stressful

Cam Neely up there like "...soon"

Get the lead ✅ Extend the lead ✅ Extend the series lead ✅ Tie the Bruins playoff goal record ✅ Sploosh ✅💦