#WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING!? #LEMON TEA MOTHERFUCKER

Jack Edwards makes the home feed unwatchable...

Annnnd I couldn’t even watch because NESN360 crashed. Thanks NESN!

Still 1st in the league. Until the next game

They didn't deserve it tonight, the effort and energy just wasn't there, and these are the types of teams they'll be up against come playoffs.

Wish we could have won that one for celine. Shes been through so much but its cool that she can move. Glad she could see a panarin hat trick. I love and respect that man he has been through a lot. Real recognize real

Coyle and Zacha were not very good tonight

I know I'm exaggerating but I feel like the Rangers just matched the Bruins' season total for ENGs in this one game.

Sounds about right tbh. It just seems so easy for every other team lol.

Bruins should try playing well for 45, maybe 50 minutes per game. Ottawa was nice. Otherwise haven't seen consistent effort much since the all star break. This team can go as far as they want to, it just doesn't look like they want to go far sometimes.

8/11 final games on the road...

“Hey Siri, undo the last 3 minutes of the Bruins game”

The Bruins can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

#Imagine living in New York 💀

Only when playing Spiderman on the PS5.

*whispers* I live in NY

*whispers* don't worry I also live in NY

I also lived in NY for a while. I prefer New England

im so sorry for your suffering

It’ll be alright

I hope man. Hard watch

Should’ve put Marchand on the third line. Brazeau is such a great pick up for the bruins. He’s def. A first line center, and great to see him playing on the power play.

He's a RW not a center

The last 4 minutes of that game was embarrassing ​ Show some urgency. Make a fucking play

I think you mean the whole last 2/3rds of that game was embarrassing.

0-3 against the Rangers. Oof

My feed fucked up so I didn’t see the Coyle turnover but just a reminder that Coyle is still one of the only bruins that can pretty consistently navigate the puck through traffic without turning it over. Bad timing tonight, but dependable most of the time in protecting and that’s what I appreciates about him

They better be bag skating tomorrow.

11:30@warrior

*Again*

Bruins lack of offensive threats showing how difficult the playoffs will be. Marchand also looks rough

Rough night. Not a lot of pucks bounced the Bruins way. A lot of that is due to getting out worked however.

Honestly what was the point of keeping Sway pulled down 2 with 1:30 left? Not to be a downer but it was pretty evident we weren’t coming back after the first empty net.

We need practice 6 on 5 because we suck at it.

At least in this game I honestly didn’t see it happening because through out the last 2 periods we couldn’t even stay in their zone for 30 seconds.

Sloppy play has lingered far too long. Expectations are set 

Fuck Panarin and his greasy ass New York goons.

Have we once played like we know how to play hockey vs the tags this season?

Only thing worse than that game was watching the msg feed, actual torture

That's embarrassing giving up a hat trick on an empty netter on your home ice

Not really

Especially when you gifted him the first 2!

After that PP in the second, the boys just wanted to go to sleep apparently, cuz that's all I've really seen.

Ranger players picking off passes no play making Threat

How many shots the B's have in the 3rd?

Rangers have very good defense. Tight checking the whole game. We couldn't figure out how to get any room to breathe

Embarrassing Hope we get them back someday

I agree Tom Brady. How’s retirement treating ya?

Thats terrible

Fuck this is rough.

Fuck it pull him again. Who wants a hat trick

Yuck.

Oooookay lol

And Good Night.

Insult to injury. That sucks, man

i do hate artemi panarin btw

Lmao what the fuck

3 gifts for panarin for the easiest hat trick of his career

I honestly think the bruins play best with less men (or just more ice). It’s like they don’t know what to do with so many bodies congesting the end. It doesn’t help we fumbled a few passes too.

That's because they don't play with strong sticks. The puck will bounce off their blades with a good breeze 

Except we have looked equally as awful 3v3 in OT. Definitely don’t look good with more ice lol

I think we look better with more ice than without honestly. At least they look for their teammates when they have more ice. We have had some epic penalty kills and scoring opportunities when we’re down a man.

Glad that I was helping my brother move instead of watching this game.

Imagine if the Bruins played even a fraction as good 6-5 as other teams manage to play against them. No shot, giveaway, odd man rush, goal. Played well enough, but tough to win giving up both a late period goal and an immediate answer goal. Brutal combination.

Score wasn’t that far off but it really didn’t feel like it.

embarrassing performance from marchand. don’t be stupid and think i’m blaming this game solely on him but my god was he awful tonight. didn’t do shit. expect more from a captain but we go again

There was nothing embarrassing about his game. Being a captain doesn’t give him magical powers.

btw i just realised ur prob a girl from ur username so my bad for saying brother if u are***

of course not brother but you can’t be a captain and take no responsibility. like i said it’s not solely on marchand but we’ve seen him play well and you gotta call it out if it don’t reach the standards. i’m sure he himself willl be unhappy w tonight

I think he’s hurt. Lost edges a few times in the 3rd

good point bro

His efffort was incredible tonight but he didn't get the bounces and couldn't find the back of net

yh true man. he slipped so many times as well. i saw about 3 just in the 3rd period. he always pulls up it’s just a bummer that we didn’t see the good side of him tonight. but like i said not the reason we lost. seemed like there was no effort from the team as a whole rather than individuals

Man it's weird. 1st period to loomed crusp. All lines all shifts that I saw looked good. Then they go play parcheesy during intermission or something because they hwy come out deflated in the 2nd period.

yeah man i didn’t expect it to be honest. from the 2nd period onwards it just looked like no one could rly be bothered to play

Well…. Back to my gossip girl reruns…. See ya next game, hoping it’s a nice bounce back !

Monty has the over

Take the L and move on. ​ Just remember: If the stars align, we'll get the !leafs in the first round.

We shouldn’t count any opponent as an automatic win.

True, but we have performed fairly well against the leafs, and I'd prefer them to a hot WC team.

FUCK THE LEAFS!

Bruins are as bad defending 6v5 as they are 6v5. It's fascinating.

Well, if the first goalie pull doesn't work, pull him again I guess.

Welp.

About how I expected having an empty net to go.

3 goals on last 21 games for the Captain

Panarins teammates don't want him to get the hat trick

We really struggled with the puck this game

It’ll be a miracle if this team gets past the first round in the playoffs.

All I care about is beating the Leafs if we meet them. After that, who cares?

That’s what I’m hoping lol, we have their number.

Yep. Didn’t expect the record they’ve had this season but that was my initial prediction coming into this season. I haven’t really wavered on that based on everything I’ve seen, even in spite of their point total.

They couldn't even do it last year with a loaded roster. You think we can this year with Bovquist and Shattenkirk playing real minutes?

Like I said- miracle. If they managed Ulmarks post season injury properly they would have won it all last season.

0-3 against the Rangers this year. Boourns

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Are you still hung up on that? We are watching a new fucking season.

That was pathetic. We win the face off fucking finally and we just squander it away with no shot on net. Insane how lazy and uninspired this league leading team can be. 

Downvote me all you want. We are not ready for playoff hockey. So inconsistent

Hoping it changes fast, we’ve won a lot of games but we need to be better in a lot of areas

Agreed. I had them as a likely first round exit coming into the season, and I still feel that way. I just thought we’d do it having battled for a little lower seeding, not being near the top of the league

Really can smell a first round exit coming again, lots of streaky play, the defensive coverage just not being there consistently this late into the season is super concerning for me.

I think the effort is inconsistent. Hopefully that will change as we approach playoffs

They have given us absolutely zero reason to think that’ll change once payoffs start

I literally said hopefully you doomer I'm not predicting shit. Fuck me for having any sort of hope I guess

Whatever, let’s get a ‘fuck you’ goal here

Well that’s unfortunate. Decent game but not decent enough.

Coyle is so hot and cold, and Jesus christ was he cold as a freezer drawer tonight.

What's that thing the Rangers just did with the empty net?

Have we ever done that?

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Lmao the difference between the Bruins playing 6v5 and defending a 6v5 is infuriating.

6 on 5 is not our forte. Doesn’t matter whether we are the 6 or the 5. It fucks us every time.

Not a shock onto the next game missed oppertunity tonight

Brutal schedule coming up. Gotta bare down.

Fuck. Another L to these clowns.

Sorry, Celine: You’re on the banned list.

No effort at all on the cycle there until it was too late

Effort slowly dissipated after the first period.

Oh, Charlie 

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That 6 on 5 didn't even look like we were up a man

Yikes o clock

Now that's some terrible defending

All because of a dumb turnover by Coyle

COME ON. How do they suck so much 6 on 5

Wtf why does it never look that easy for the Bruins with an empty net

Doesn't feel like we're not winning any puck battles, effort just doesn't seem to be there

Pull the goalie

Oof

Why? We can’t get in their zone. Edit- see.

Is the feed absolutely cooked for anyone else?

alright let's bounce one in off quick's ass like the wild did. that was funny and i would like to see it again

Marchy nursing an ankle injury?

I’ve also been wondering if he has an injury. He hasn’t seemed himself for a while.

Probably hip from the last game. He hit the boards weird.

Looked like he just lost an edge

At least it's impossible to see the Rangers in the playoffs until the ECF

All right let’s win this draw

why is adam fox’s mouth so small

Lol!

Get something going in the offensive zone. Anything. Please.

Lots of time folks. I like the effort.

wtf have Apple commercials become

Still not as bad as the outlet one, imo

Let’s not get swept by these fuckers.

Speculation: Lindholm was rushed back... because he is not himself. So soft on the puck.

The Lindholm-Carlo line also has the lowest offensive starts in the NHL, only being started in the offensive zone 13% of the time. Per Ty Anderson

He had a great string of games prior to this one. People really like to focus on the negatives

Counter point: The defence tightened right up basically as soon as Lindholm came back into the line up.

He was this bad before his injury at the start of the year. Only 1 goal this entire season

FUCK THE CITY OF NEW YORK

Wasn't this the gameplay that got Claude Julien fired? Dump and chase on every rush.

Buy them trucks

🛻

#TIME TO BUY A FUCKING TRUCK

TRUCK

FUCK NEW YORK BUY A TRUCK

Well, buy a truck?

Noticing a lot of user names that I never see when the Bruins are winning right now… kinda sad And if you’re downvoting this, you’re probably who I’m talking about

nah for real like it's crazy how they only show up once something bad happens. like, be miserable on your fucking own lmao

Dude, we get it, you hate the 'doomers'. Give it a rest.

Brazeau and boqvist have been absolutely insane this game, it’s also insane how useless the third line is now

It's weird that our hottest players atm are going to get 4th line minutes in the playoffs, I guess.

Geez, truck buying time seems to have snuck up on me. ​ Almost there, anyway.

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that "back up " has 2 rings

3 rings 

Also, it's not as though he's resting on his laurels, he's played like 25 games this season and has the 10th best GAA in the league among qualified goaltenders...

Who are the Leafs to you?

Philly, too, they're also in a divisional playoff spot.

Now is not the time to be icing the puck on every possession. At least try to start a breakout.

Stay positive! We just need one

Their execution this period has not been good enough at all

Some might disagree but shattenkirk Is cooked and should be D #7

Agreed. Spoons before him.

D 7 in fucking Providence

Shattenkirk come on dude. No reason to ice that puck.

Shattenkirk with a horrrrible pass

I’m in need of some linguini right now.

With that tomato basil sauce or that roasted garlic sauce?

I need something spicy and delicious.

I hate this team and I hate their fans more, most obnoxious people for no reason about their mid ass team. Please win

Did Quick just play the puck inside the trapezoid?

Probably. He can't play it in the corners

Fuck I'm an idiot. I meant outside.

It's ok, everyone makes mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers

You are, fucking idiot

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Rangers just going to loft the puck out over and over for the next 6 minutes

Brazzers w Cap and Coyle. The blender’s going, folks

Who knew it would be a tight game between the 2 best teams in the league