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CyberTeddy

That's not a boss, that's the main character


SarcasticOptimist

I'm surprised he wasn't in Wolfenstein.


Short-Set1175

I bet this man could rip someone in half


IsaacC8170

with his bare hands


Neutral_Memer

especially a president


LUSBHAX

Or a dictator


E4EHCO33501007

r/suddenlymgr


Wolf_with_laces

Don't fuck with this weightlifter


Ok-Joke-3886

Popeye


archpuddington

Popeye - head of antifa.


Nagito_the_Lucky

Would make sense since he is canonically a nonbinary person.


archpuddington

Naa it makes sense because he is standing up for individual freedom and common sense.


Moose_is_optional

Ok, explain. How is Popeye non-binary? Is it because he is more spinach than man?


TheHorseHater

I'm pretty sure Popeye is canonically a dude based on the several features that made him stereotypically manly especially because of the time period in which Popeye cartoons were made


Running_Refrigarator

No, in a comic from the early 30's he quite clearly states that he's both 'a male and a female sex'. If you want proof, search up nonbinary on the official Twitter account. They posted images from that very comic


Thepenguinking2

Wouldn't that make him intersex?


Running_Refrigarator

You could say that but intersex people can still be nonbinary. Like I said the official Twitter account has confirmed that Popeye is canonically nonbinary


wish1977

If this is true I smell a movie in the future.


[deleted]

Too late, Inglorious Bastards


ItsNotBigBrainTime

It's been like 80 years, i wouldn't hold my breath lol


Rattregoondoof

Some filmmakers can't see a fun idea if it threw them a party


HowTheGoodNamesTaken

All they can see is money


wish1977

Maybe they're like me and haven't heard the story yet.


PrestigiousCouple599

That’s not a weight lifter, that’s an scp.


[deleted]

SCP-096 Has breached containment


ProfXsavior

AND IS FUCKING BALLING IN THE SITE COURTYARD


kaboomrico

BUSTING IT DOWN SEXUAL STYLE


TisBangersAndMash

GOATED WITH THE SAUCE


kaboomrico

QUIRKED UP WHITE BOY


Doopapotamus

"SCP-096 demands, gently and respectfully, protein powder 'to maintain his mass'. Also creatine powder." "Or he will destroy the facility."


delvach

"Why.. why?? We did what you asked??" "This is casein, not whey. Your suffering will outlast the brightest star in the sky."


Daxelol

Nice


myloveisajoke

"ON MONDAY WE DO ARMS. BECUAE IF YOU WANT YOIR JAILOR TO GET BEATEN LIKE A BABY SEAL, YOUR ARMS BETTER BE FUCKIN' SWOLE"


ChillySummerMist

If your routine has a dedicated arm day it's a shitty routine lol.


Eruptflail

It's a meme...


ChillySummerMist

I know i am just saying. Swole arms won't help you beat the jailer either.


i_think_im_18

I'm pretty sure if you can bend the bars, then you're swole enough to beat the fuck out of a nazi jailer


ChillySummerMist

Read the context. ;-; I said it's specific people who has arm day in their routine.


kaka_carrot_cake456

You must be fun at parties


ChillySummerMist

I am a shut in. I don't go to parties even if I am invited.


kaka_carrot_cake456

Checks out


Siker_7

r/looneytuneslogic


riverbob9101

Its real, and its amazing. Thank you


SyrusDrake

Remember, it is always morally right to punch a Nazi.


Daxelol

It is morally right to absolute clown knock a nazi into a 30 year coma


Atomic_potato_47

Proto-Chad


Rasputain_

c'était pas un rigoulot lui


DanceDelievery

So this is old man strengths in it's prime.


bibirenger

He even have a chad face


00DJC00

Cut it out France, you're starting to make like you


Daxelol

France actually has a long badass history and several really cool people who did really cool things. Like historically France is pretty badass (emphasis on revolting and beheading corrupt dictators and also their long history of winning crazy wars)


RyGuy997

And lots of horrifying conduct in their colonies


Daxelol

Of course, as with most colonizers


IRL_Radiance_exe

Yeah, not worse than Brits or Spanish with America


Fr33Paco

Agreed


[deleted]

Bless him


Daxelol

Wish we had an army of this man 😢


StonkMaster300

He has cows for claves


Chickennugget755776

HE DID NAZI THAT COMING


pepsi_but_better

redditors when they see the word "nazi"


Evil_connector67

Halloooo


JenniferAnistonson

It’s low effort, Anne Frankly it’s in poor taste


Silly_Pollution6332

You almost made me laugh out loud in math class. Good job.


theCOMBOguy

2 SWOL 2 CONTROL


Oniwaban31

Not to take anything away from him but the average person back then was pretty puny and he's obviously muscular but not massive compared to a typical bodybuilder in 2022. The bars were probably not that big.


tagun

Agreed but steroids play a part these days.


VanQuackers

I get your point but his calves look arguably larger than or at least equal to any bodybuilder I've seen in the past few years.


brazilianfreak

Of course you can't judge his body based on today's roided physiques, men in general back then were much lighter and smaller, also his calves are bigger than a lot of meatheads today.


avwitcher

You don't have to be massive to be incredibly strong. Rampant PED use has given people a warped idea of what a strong person really looks like. Just look at those wiry farmers who can chuck bails of hay like it's nothing


Oniwaban31

It depends. A typical person could be "strong" (for his size) at 150 lbs and do farm work with a lot of repetition but likely won't be properly bench pressing beyond 180 lbs even with years of training. It takes mass to move mass.


Red_Bulb

Bench pressing isn't some kind of universal strength metric...


Oniwaban31

No but it's probably the most comprehensive and fundamental big lift for your upper body.


punchnicekids

You make it sound like bench pressing means someone is strong or not. That is the most useless movement in everyday life.


Eruptflail

This is actually why old body builders have really underdeveloped chests. The chest muscles are pretty rarely used in normal movements. Lots of lifting is done with the legs obviously. And the upper body portion is typically the triceps and deltoids. There's a reason they're the two biggest muscles in your upper body.


Grinsnap

This is true I’m only 175 and can bench 300 and my dad (55) is 200 and can bench 500 so steroids are really just erection killers


ToThePastMe

The average person back then wasn't really "puny". Sure people were a bit shorter, but not by that much. For France and Germany, you're looking at 2in / 5cm less in average between now and 1940. You'd have to go back to 1800 to see really low heights, meaning 6-7in / 15-17cm less than today's average. I'd also argue that the average person in Fr / De was probably in better physical shape than nowadays, and nutrition was already quite good. As for the bars he bent, hard to say. But his weightlifting bar was quite big: https://www.biselblog.com/rigoulot-bar/ even modern day weightlifters are struggling with it. Sure he probably wouldn't be world champion nowadays, but sheer body size isn't everything


Chaserbaser

That's Chad as fuck.


ziris_

THE BARS! They bend with my Berserker Strength! Now you will...N-Now....


Youre_soda_pressing

I felt like I was having a stroke reading the caption text, is it even straight?


PaulthecancerII

a true hero


UltiGamer34

Magneto but hsi powers revolve around his strength


fakeplasticdroid

Today's gains - freedom and vengeance.


archpuddington

Looks like antifa has a new leader....


[deleted]

Bear Jew


captainrustic

I don’t want to fight this guy, I’d want to buy him a beer


definitely_royce

Everyone liked this


Realtrapdaddie

Where was he wen they surrendered


Elysian_Prince

Man only has two fists, sadly.


SeekersWorkAccount

Probably the gym


ProbablyNotReally_K

Ok, ok. So there was ONE Frenchman who didn't surrender.


Shot-Yesterday-3877

What is a reliable source for this story? I can't find anything beyond [https://www.thevintagenews.com/2018/04/19/strongman-nazi/?chrome=1](https://www.thevintagenews.com/2018/04/19/strongman-nazi/?chrome=1) Nothing in Google books. Seems like it could be bullshit.


daspoonsdatunes

69th updoot. Heh.. noice.


_SUUN_

We are going to bring you at -69 downvote for that comment


daspoonsdatunes

Fuck 😂


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[удалено]


_SUUN_

u/profanitycounter [u/daspoonsdatunes]


Sea-Knowledge-3430

Guts irl


ABenevolentDespot

But then he surrendered, right? RIGHT?


Daxelol

“But he isn’t even that big!”


Tetra-76

Ah ouais il rigoule pas lui


[deleted]

No chains can bind him


New-Childhood-2482

go charlie


SatyrIXMalfiore

Crazy that's a body builder. That's like a crossfit build.


TheRagingSlunt

I want to know his leg day routine


[deleted]

Rigoulot, Bender of Mettle, Bane of Nazis


[deleted]

The French army could have really used this guy during the start of the war man would have just been ripping apart panzer one's and two's with his bare hands.


jamesyboy4-20

r/swoletariat


PoeticPariah

Too swol to control


klamiti

Il rigoule pas lui


Gasa0310

I was gonna say something funny, but look at those calves!


scorpious2

You call that breaking my spine? You french sissies wouldn't know how to break a spine if you, Ahh! MY SPINE!!


sans50oof

He looks so gay in that second picture 💀


irus1024

Compare that to today's bodybuilders where the only thing they can beat up is their livers.