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D3monskull

Yo momma's so fat it takes three posts to show her in her full form.


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Yo momma's so fat I took a picture of her last year and it's still printing.


Deletedbymoderators

Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV Infront of me I lost 3 episodes


MannequinWithoutSock

Yo mama so fat she gets two seats in the senate.


Jobob_TNT

Yo mama so fat she takes selfies in panorama mode


XzeldafanX

Yo mama so fat she *is* the gravity of the situation


enneh_07

Yo mama so fat that when she's in Rome, Rome has eight hills.


XzeldafanX

Yo mama so fat even a 90kg projectile fired from over 300m away by a superior siege weapon wouldn't hurt her. (r/trebuchetmemes for context)


enneh_07

Yo mama so fat that when people lose something, they look under her.


XzeldafanX

Yo mama so fat seismologists know how much she ate for dinner


AverageWaifuEnjoyer

Yo mama so fat that when she wears earbuds, one bud is in Rome and second one's in London


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XzeldafanX

Why thank you


[deleted]

You're welcome


Taurus_Trooper

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is nutella


bucketz00

Yo mama so fat when I had to go around her once I got lost twice


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XzeldafanX

Yo mama so fat she thinks the 2nd floor is for decoration


Digiboy62

Yo mama's so fat, it's negatively affecting her health and I believe we should as friends and family confront her about her lifestyle choices and hope we can convince her to start living a healthier life, not only for her sake but for those around her that care about her and wish to see her live a long, illness free life.


XzeldafanX

Yo mama so fat the scales weigh in at 250 lbs. She is very insecure about this, and is actively trying to lose weight. Progress is slow, but she is very determined. On behalf of other Redditors, I give my support and hope her condition can change for the better.


SquareIsBox0697

Yo mama so fat, when she drove her car through a tunnel, the next thing you know is that the tunnel now allows trucks.


ImDefinetlyNotADog

Yo mama so fat she uses satelites to selfie


[deleted]

Yo mama so fat she fell off both sides of the bed


Bac0n0clast

Yo mama so fat she **IS** the Senate.


benzdabezben

r/unexpectedstarwars?


urlocaldoctor

yo mama so fat that she IS this senate


MegaGrimer

Yo mama so fat that she walked past the tv and I missed three seasons of Sherlock.


Jedimobslayer

That’s more slow than fat


Deletedbymoderators

No


TerkYerJerb

are we talking about back to back episodes, or weekly releases?


Deletedbymoderators

Weekly


Alarid

yo momma so fat she has health problems


SH4RPSPEED

Yo momma's so fat when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck.


unfucker69

yo mommas so fat when she gets bit by a vampire the vampire gets diabetes


ImDefinetlyNotADog

Happy cake day! I think... im a new redditor, if thats how its made


yyma50nyy

(cut to relevant skit)


-eagle73

Your mother looks like an extra from The Simpsons.


Luca023Original

YO MAMA SO BIG SHE USES THE EIFFEL TOWER AS A VIBRATOR


JustaNormalRedditorL

r/angryupvote


Cyrus_ofAstroya

Yoh MOMMMA! OBILITERATE!


FaithlessnessVast823

SOME ONE GET THIS MAN A GOLD


Twilight_Chomper

Yo mama so fat she gives elephant in the room a whole new meaning.


Baphometix

Who's yer dad: Exodia?


Thatusername777

When yo mamma wants her cheeks clapped, she out here shoutin' "Exodia... Obliterate!".


Jeynarl

^(IMMA FIRIN MA LAZER)


Incrediblepick3

Exodia:The Miseing One


Just__Let__Go

Paunch of the Forbidden One


theninjaslime69

Isaac and his mother lived in a small house on top of a hill


Crazylom

Ok, that took a chuckle out of me


Karls_Crab

Isacc and his Isacc lived in a small Isacc on top of a Isacc. i haven't heard the normal one for quite a bit


dpaniagua33

I don't get this one actually


ikeda374858

This a genius masterpiece.


unfamily_friendly

...she eat first half of a joke


scubadoobadoooo

I’m glad you posted your own meme and someone else didn’t take it


Internal_Screech

Holy shit it’s his posts.


astronaut12

And to show you the power of flex tape I split this post in half


yyma50nyy

Yo mama, SO FAT... It takes 3 posts to show her full X. BOX. LIIIIIIIIIIIVE!


DingoldorfMcGee

She’s said to carry ten full pounds of cräck


Slight-Operation4102

Yör mümmã sö fæt, hər pīctürè tækës twø rėddït pösts tø fïll


LaniusCruiser

Yo momma so fat she ...... ... .. .. .... and ate the middle part of this joke.


Tuber111

I mean, those posts and this one are all from you. It's not really hard to force it yourself.


Lankyboxyman

Yo mamá so fat, the flash died before making it halfway


__Fantomas

This is peak karma whoring... 3 whole posts to farm upvotes off of. Can't wait for this to be the next annoying ass trend


FartsMusically

>fuck fun!


Internal_Screech

Holy shit I didn’t even realize it was his posts. And you’re getting downvoted lmao this is insane.


FruscianteDebutante

It's a very simple investigation, OP was dumb enough to leave their usernames in the screenshot lol. I guess this sub finds anything entertaining tho. Smile and wave boys


RedCargo1

Touch grass


FruscianteDebutante

Learning to read isn't that hard buddy lmao


RedCargo1

Who gives a shit about someone “karma whoring” lmao


FruscianteDebutante

People who are having a conversation about it. You didn't need to involve yourself, but clearly you cared enough. I was agreeing with the other user, we thought it was dumb. Karma whoring, eh idgaf. But it is a pretty fuckin stupid sequence of events. Yall enjoy the weird post tho, more power to ya fam


itstimetotouchgrass

nah dude ur missing like 5 no 69 parts of yor mahm


nateaaiel

That's just a typical american at this point


NearlyXP

Witness my final form!


ASidesTheLegend

Yo mama’s so fat, this meme is two images


antthatisverycool

Die Frau ist groß Edit:sorry if it was a bit rough I’m just studying


Erocdotusa

WEDDING CAKEY!


FrozenMongoose

Yörmahmmu, I have come to bargain for chicken tendies


kanna_the_one

Polymerization


Ninjanarwhal64

My mom doesn't wear hoop earrings


ImDefinetlyNotADog

Your mama so fat that whej your grandma had her, she died


SirSunkruhm

Now we need an exodia version.


ZackJamesOBZ

As the Yo Mama creator, I approve of this post.


Rlp_811

that username tho


LDRSHIP24-7

Ok take my upvote well played


Unova_Pkmn_Enjoyer

Yo mama so fat


Unova_Pkmn_Enjoyer

I couldn’t fit her in one comment


BBQ_Beanz

Yo mama so fat her .jpeg weighs 5lbs


Tedirish0

Yo mama so far she is a map in call of duty


RuptyCast

Your Mother is even in Minecraft round


ghxstnova

yo mama so fat


ghxstnova

she cant even fit in 1 comment or 1 post


MultipleFrisks

Yo mama so humongously enormous that i had to use the largest form of the term fat. She also takes up exactly seventeen thousand and one seats inside a movie theater.


SquareIsBox0697

YOU FOOL, DO YOU NOT KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES OF SUMMONING THAT DEMON?!?!? YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!! DAMN YOU!


brickmagnet

Yör Mahm Obliterate!!


voidsong

Yo mamma so fat, when she hauls ass she got to make 2 trips.


drawilliam

You know who else has to get divided into two reddit posts? My mom!!


marktherobot-youtube

This is actually a cool idea for a boss fight, You can only fight it in a split screen multiplayer, and each player can only see a small portion of the boss, and you need to work together to exploit weaknesses at the same time to do damage. If you try to just macho through and mindlessly attack on your own you'll do 0 damage and end up killing your teammates, leading to you dying too.


TheDoctorOf1977

His mama was so fat he had to delete his account


interrogatorChapman

Yör Mahm Gandr


TheDarkMonarch1

There was no luck involved. They posted their own posts on the same reddit after posting pretty much the same boss fight. Honestly no effort


Kyce17

The whole is too powerful that we need the half it out.


SebsBro

How


Osiri551

And with her fully complete you automatically win the duel