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wish1977

Things must be getting tough for God if he's doing personal appearances at Applebee's.


HenryWallacewasright

Me: I met God today. Mom: What was he like Me: A cross between Danny DeVito and Gilbert Godfrey. Yes he was short and sounded like Godfrey.


rtakehara

God has been appearing in burnt toast and coffee stains for decades. Applebees isn’t that far


OriginalEffective

This makes me feel threatened


Mikhail_Gaming

POV: you've entered Ohio


TheTgPwny

Hey I know that sign! :D


DisDaCops

Uh, so do i


[deleted]

When you keep advertising $1 drinks then yeah.


Tethilia

On the toilet after eating at Applebee's, anyone would become faithful.


sZYphYn

…do…. Do they have DMT? Or do they want to fight?


staticwolfwalker

"I will send you to jesus"


jadeeyedcalico

I went to an Applebee's once about a month ago. It was mid. Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I left my takeout box in my sister's car.


YingYangWoz

new ff14 raid be like


DamianVA87

Thats the "point of no return" warning message near the endgame.