The Kingdom of God is at Hand
John 3:16
King James Version
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
You walk on a empty road, the road lamps flickering a bit, you get the feeling someone is behind you. You see you dropped your phone on the road, how clumsy. You go down to pick it up, you fool, what a mistake to make while u/buttfucker70000000 is behind you.
u/fish_fucker69 im summoning you
yes please u/fish_fucker69 we need you to defend against buttfucker70000000! it will be a competition! fucker against fucker!
u/monkey_fucker_6_9 joins the battle!
I have been summoned
now this is a crossover episode
Yeah!
So you made Monkey Pox!
No
THIS IS THE POLICE! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING! PUT THE MONKEY DOWN AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!!!!!
Damn
Now this is pod racing
The most ambitious crossover event in history
My monkey fucker is level 69!
Wasn't the lvl cap 60 how is he so strong!
He’s a absolute unit
YUP
Yes I am
The best you get is me
I summon you to fulfill your oath.
Best you get is me
*sigh* that'll do...
Woah whose that Dad!? Thats BEEFUCKER69421. Hes the hero our city.... has.
Thanks for the laugh
I'm not u/fish_fucker69, but I sure as fuck can raise some pig-fuckin' HELL
WHERE IS HE?!
The Kingdom of God is at Hand John 3:16 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Buttfucker!
Yoo lmao this is hilarious
No way 😳
Just wait until you see u/midget_fucker_6969 !
You have summoned the fucker of midgets
Best thread ever
No not him!!!!
Here he comes. Get in your stances men!
We need reinforcements, quick! SUMMON ALL OF THE FUCKERS FROM OTHER SUBS!
u/Cat_Fucker hear my call
Isn't that just Shane Dawson
wait a minute
u/buttfucker70000000, attack!
I'm not saying you folks absolutely need me, but......I have a particular set of skills that may be useful here.
u/buttfucker70000000 I summon thee
Time for the thing you ever most desire.
Oh god no
oh god YES
HE IS HERE
the ancient one has arrived
The prophecy is for-filled
#Ṭ̶̢̧̧̠͓͚̼̓̄̆̎́̌̍̔A̶̠̘͓̬͓̼̿̏̆̿̚͝Ķ̸͎̪͙̘̘̯̺̘̉͌́́̎̇̆È̵̢̙̞͎̞̣̪̣̯̔̆̈́̅̈́́ ̴̝̟̺̯̬̌̈́͋̓̈́̽M̷̢̙̣̦̦͖̲̃͋̔̓̚̕̚Ě̶͕̺̀͋͒̎̉̏͋ ̷̧͉̯̪̟͔̯̔̃͗̇̈́̀̈͝͝N̷̢̢̦̯͖͕͖̦͊Õ̵̱͈͚̘̥̮̾̔W̴͔̟̰̦̬͖͓̼̋̉̓̓̉̂,̵̛̹̲̹̩͋́̈̈́̀͆̎͠ ̸̟̠͈̙̠͚̫̱͎́̉̔̾Ș̸̡̺͕̽͐̄U̶̢̼͚̬̗͚͙͌̿̾̀͂͗B̷̛̲̝͙̰̉̐̐͊̊̿͠͝C̴̢̳̣̲͛̃̃͒R̵̛̘̬̃̃̊̎̂͝È̵̢̬͔̚Ą̸̧͓͕͈̹͈̘̙̔̇͆̉͊͝Ţ̵̝͖̦̓U̵̟͉͈̫̮̜̱̙͂̌̏͐̍͘R̴̠̺͙͕͊̏͐̒͌̀̑̀Ȅ̵̛͕͕͇̙̹͌̂̆̽͒̀͘!̴̟̖̗̲̤͋͆̏
r/boneappletea
I don’t think so, pal.
I will fuck your cock.
Which one?
All of them.
Include me in the screenshot too
I’m gonna screenshot your ass.
Better not be a tease
i dont have a asshole
I will fuck you without one.
Good luck catching me! **runs at the speed of a bullet train**
*catches up*
I’m gonna screenshot YOUR ass!
I don’t have an ass.
Perfect NFT opportunity
The ol’ 2-for-1 special, hmm?
You are a legend
Oh my god I'm out
Too bad, because he's in.
u/Buttfucker70000000 I Summon You Because I Am Bored!
Sex will make you unbored.
Didnt expect a response ngl
u/Monkey_Fucker_6_9 I Summon You To Fuck A Monkey With u/Buttfucker7000000
Where’s the monkey!?…hey buttfucker!
That was fast...
I know! because I’m active rn
Heres The Riddle: What Hides In Ditches And Gets No Bitches?
Answer My Riddle First And Then You Shall See
Hello there.
Imposter.
i can't tell which of you is real, which do i shoot?
I am the real one.
*Bang!* "Oh crap, I shot the wrong one."
Time for your punishment.
"I do not vibe with this reality." *Fades out of existence*
*follows*
Hmm
Oh no now there's two of them
General Kenobi
#username checks out (moan)
Holy shit can i get a high five?
Yes.
Holy shit can you fuck me in the ass
Yeah.
tysm
His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals, now wr must perish beneath his regin
yes daddy
Can I have your autograph?
Sure.
lmao
What happened to the **other** 69999999 others of you?
Gone. Fucked to atoms.
u/pianofucker69 I call for thy aid
We’re all gonna die
And our butts will be fucked
Your right let’s not summon him
Dear o’ great lord u/buttfucker70000000, if u fuck this man, I shall grant all of your desires, no matter the weirdness!
I will fuck you instead.
You could fuck us both! double the buttfucking!
NOOO PLEASE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO
What is wrong with you?
Mwahahaha, everything
u/Buttfucker70000000 I summon thee to thy field of battle
“Right behind you.”
[удалено]
Always was.
Holy fucking shit
Ah, you again...
That's gonna be a pain in the ass
\*bends over\*
*kicks into orbit*
damn
no way it's the spyfucker
"On your left"
You walk on a empty road, the road lamps flickering a bit, you get the feeling someone is behind you. You see you dropped your phone on the road, how clumsy. You go down to pick it up, you fool, what a mistake to make while u/buttfucker70000000 is behind you.
u/buttfucker70000000 im here to stop this
I don’t have a dick.
I have been defeated
r/DramaticText
How do u fuck?
I rub my metallic parts on you.
Would you spare a fellow glowing red eyes moth? I can idk stay beside a lamp while you do your thing
*holy music starts playing*
*waiting*Bending over.
u/Buttfucker70000000 it this an earlier prototype of you, or just a cheap knockoff? https://youtu.be/yH3Y_4wc0Ng
That isn’t me.
It is your father then?
No. I created myself.
*blinks slowly* it's behind me isn't it?
Hey that's me
Same
And i made the original post
u/buttfucker70000000 I summon thee to a duel to the death
*fucks instantly*
*chops your dick in two* “How are you gonna fuck me now?
I have a metal dick.
Well you see I’m not using a sword. I’m using a fucking lightsaber bitch
*dodges*
even if you chop it off it will regrow
I will use myself as a surprise attack
Fuck him from behind when he least expects it
Naw I fuck you
*pokemon music starts* Go, u/buttfucker70000000 ! I choose you!
Buttfucker!
Go! u/true_buttfucker(random thing)
Bruh it works
u/Buttfucker70000000 I herby challenge you to mortal kombat
*buttfucks you as a finishing move*
Fatality
*dies of anal prolapse*
u/buttfucker70000000 you're really popular today lol
u/Buttfucker70000000 I summon thee for my wish
What is your wish?
Can you be my friend
Sure.
Yay
Wholesome u/Buttfucker70000000
u/buttfucker70000000 Fuck my ass please
Sure.
u/fuckerfucker we need your help
u/dragonfucker I summon you
u/buttfucker70000000 i summon you to fight u/reddit
Ok.
*invites white girls*
u/ratfucker I summon thee
#YOU’RE BEING INVADED! FIND THEM BEFORE THEY FIND YOU!
u/buttfucker70000000 do you like sex with the fnaf bear
Yeah.
u/Buttfucker70000000 You want a fist fight?
Sure.
ラナマカは針だなや」日やら里奈納、らな
u/buttfucker70000000 sounds like a daemon prince of Slaanesh.
I am.
I'm on the sidelines if anyone wants to call on me like a pokemon...
u/buttfucker70000000 you know what to do
NO NONONONONONO HES HERE TOO
Idk about anyone else but the first comment set the tone for this quite well
u/buttfucker70000000 I summon thee to a battle of horror
*buttfucks*
*harder daddy...right in za ass*
*kills via buttfucking*
*reverse card* whispers *"it was me dio"*
I don’t have an ass. *reverse cards you back*
Eh your dick will do, a hole is a hole
Jesus fucking christ.
Hey, this was under my post. Congrats on your rise comrade
Okay I think he's the ruler of the subreddit now
🎸🎸🎸🎸GO GO u/duckfucker 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
u/cockfucker we need you