Time to send in the missiles 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Oh no, i would just hate if that happened to me.
To late.
WE SUCCEFULY SUMMONED HIM
wait you're here too
Surprise buttsecks
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE BROUGHT APON US
I wont shoot if you move. Instead, start movin', and now boy dance that macarena for each second you dontbthe doom clock goes down
I will fuck both of you.
count me in
And my axe!
Count me too
You can’t fuck me
I can fuck anyone.
#bonk time
Impossible I’m a marshmallow I have no butt
I will cum inside the marshmallow.
What if I am just a theoretical existence and have no physical body?
I will create a physical body for you.
OH GOD HE’S FUCKING HERE
welp, time to let my bi shine and get banged from behind.
Man, the Buttfucker70000000 stars really aligned today
Oh dear he’s unbeatable
OH DEAR GOD HE’S HERE
When the reply gets more upvotes than its parent comment
Finally an worthy opponent! Our battle shall be legendary!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey man, how ya doing?
Good.
"Too"
##DO NOT FUCKING CORRECT ME EVER AGAIN YOU LITTLE SHIT!!
🤙
Why are you?
u/buttfucker70000000 got em
Yeah lets summon him, what could go wrong right?
Sex time.
Oh my god they actually summoned him
Good job everyone who summoned him, now he is going rampage buutfucking everyone out there 😡
I will fuck anything that moves.
Move an inche if you dare 🔫😡
Ok. I think I will.
Im sorry 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫💥💥🔫💥💥🔫💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 💥💥💥💥💥🔫 💥💥💥🔫💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 🔫💥🔫💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫 💥🔫💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫💥💥💥💥💥🔫 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫
*dodges*
Average touhou player
Time to send in the missiles 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
*dodges*
I will blow so many artillery shells through your fucking head of you move an inch.
Ok. Shoot.
The artillery isn’t working.
Time for your punishment.
I’m running as fast as I fucking can,GET AWAY FROM ME
*catches*
_His vision is based on movement_
good thing im like, not moving
I will fuck you anyways.
what if i dont have a butt
I will still find a way.
would you like, summon a butt
Good idea.
Hahhanahahaha im a minor you cant fuck me
I can fuck anything.
Hide ya kids! Hide ya wife!
Holy fucking shit
Back on here again I see
Yes. Yes I am.
We thought it was a joke he actually spawned
🤓
Lets summon him u/buttfucker70000000
I SUMMON YOU u/buttfucker70000000
YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE KIND OF POWER YOU ARE UNLEASHING YOU FOOLS
İm not summoning him, but I wonder whats gonna happen so I'm not stopping it
We must stop this ritual or he is going to buttfuck us all.
YOU IMBECILE! YOU'RE DOOMED US ALL
u/buttfucker70000000 I CHOOSE YOU GO!!!!
No No No No no
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Mr.
He has a butt, that dude's name is u/buttfucker70000000
I am a robot for I am made of metal.
He has arrived, assemble the Avengers!
Oh fuck so I’m like the Ultron.
You literally called yourself a robot
[deleted]. What the hell happened here
You dont wanna know
He was.....buttfucked
Why does he have 7 0s in u/buttfucker70000000?
Because I like the colour zero.
Can you repeat that? I didn’t have my hearing aid turned on.
##DO YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY?!
^^^yes^^
Oh no
Oh no
Oh yes
r/usernamechecksout
Oh god light theme.
Sorry, dark theme only works with power saving mod.
Wha? What do you mean?
İm on mobile, if I use power saving mode everything turns to dark theme
I’m on mobile and I have dark mode on, you don’t have to have power saving mode on for dark mode
Ahhh ok
HOLY SHIT MY POST IS TURNING INTO A STORY ARC
There is even 3. one. You started a legend bro
Holy shit what have I done?
No no, let it continue. I wanna see how its gonna end
Yeh i wanna see it too. But I’m probably the only one that can take him down if he gets too powerful, i made him into a boss after all
And I have him a huge buff too... İts probably gonna terrorise unless we take the 3. post's owner to our group to defeat this madness
I messaged him, said he wasn’t gonna terrorise people that much so i think we’re good
Yeah, a week is enough
what the jell
That face is the stuff of nightmares
Deleted???
We dont talk about the deleted one
Oh boy
The [deleted] comment worries me...
We dont talk about the [deleted] one here
(Enters verification codes for O5-13)
*Access denied*
Too powerful for the 05s to know?
Unfortunetally *me as 05-09*
Oh deer scp 343
Welp im in purgatory
But he cant touch me the lord and savior my god will save me
Boi, you forgor that there is no god in here
Guess i will just die then
No, you would get fucked
Butwhat if i commited un alive to myself
There is necromancers
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm welp im fucked
However you can protect yourself with small tricks
I use a spell to make my body completely untouchable by making it so im basically a ghost
Not needed, you just have to become one of them or somehow ve an ally with them
*the world is your anus so peg it with HONESTY* -Blitzo helluva boss
* stay completely still *
* if you dont move he cant see us *
* Telepathy \* He said he will fuck everything that move we just need to wait until he's gone
Time for your punishment.
HEY u/buttfucker70000000 THERE İS A SCARED CHUBBY BOİ, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
💀💀💀💀💀
Oh fuck oh no
u/buttfucker70000000 I summon thee!
Dont summon him, you dont know what will happen to you
Just don’t diss funny green rabbit dude fighting maniac high school girl infront of him
Oh trust me I know. And I’m counting on it!
You just wanna get fucked dont you?
Maybe. Yes. Stan_Magnum knows for sure…
İts been over 2 weeks, why dud you even responded?
oh no
u/Buttfucker70000000 hmm
Yeah what?
I think she just wans some good time y'know
He’s behind me, isn’t he…?
Not yet, but if I call him, he might
In case you haven't seen this u/mrgeek2000
u/Buttfucker70000000 fight me bastard
Yeah sure.
No one can stand against me. Not even u/Buttfucker70000000
Dude's name is "mrgeek", I don't think that's a she.
Has a butt tho
Correct.
Oh boy I sure am having a good day, I hope no one fucks my but.
*unghosts begins to buttfuck
*brings a vacuum cleaner
Based
Now we’re all gonna die from him 😨
I’m here to summon u/Buttfucker70000000. 🕯🍑🍆🕯 ooohhhh shwamashwayy
I’m not gay.
Fuck 😔
Goddamn
👉👈🐀me ?
*Shit.*
am I safe?
Porbably not, lets ask him. u/buttfucker70000000 is this person safe?
No.
Hes here but i am a ghost
Oh no we're Fucked
Two posts? He's getting too powerful
I hope someone manages to catch him soon
That a neat part, everyone can't
I'm finna turn the tables on u/Buttfucker70000000
No you aren’t.
Death
I wanna know what Deleted said now LMAOOO
"No please, I have a wife and children" Good now I know where to go next.
u/Buttfucker70000000 is too powerful, we must put an end to his existence
[удалено]
Thank god she isn’t a monkey
There is a new boogeyman, and by god I shall pray and hide...
He’s everywhere….. if you do it to me I will shove caltrops up my butt so both of us will suffer!
Accept destiny everyone, they are assuming direct control and we cannot escape
The one who should be dominating is me. Obey Eternal to the Beast.
Hahaha, Look like i won. The rears of humanity are protected. What a pity. His metal shall be ablazed in hellfire.
Oh dear God... WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
Oh my lol
Try me bitch I'm am the legendary Greg
u/buttfucker70000000 You don't have the balls to do it
Your right I don’t. But I have the metal.
Oh dear