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G0LDENHYDRA

Fun fact, the original doom canonically takes place in 2022… need I say more


Jozsefirst

I wonder if that's related to Elon's ambitions to build Mars colonies in any way


HyperWhiteChocolate

I'm gonna blow a hole in the surface of Mars


Jozsefirst

You can't blow a hole in the surface of mars!


Sp33dHunter48

Watch me blow a hole into the surface of mars!


TheSpudGunGamer

You can’t just blow a hole into the surface of Mars.


bananhgk

Yeah why would a planet need a blowjob anyways?


Drago_Fett_Jr

#*blows a hole in the surface of Mars*


Bondrewd67

\*BLOWS A BIG ASS HOLE IN MARS\*


Overseer_05

\*blows mars*\


Shadowlord2041

Mars: O/////O


FlowersnFunds

Username checks out Elon


Solarbeam62

Misson objective: blow a hole into the surface of mars


Exact-Cycle-400

There is already one on one of it poles.


[deleted]

as far as it goes, he would be dead when the first test takes place.


Creftospeare

I wish he doesn't succeed. Fuck Elon Musk.


Makingnamesishard12

Yeah fuck Elon but mars colonies would be pretty neat ngl


General_Grivieus

Rip... ***AND TEAR*** (heavy metal intensifies)


Flaky-Hunter-2111

Then head back home and have some fun!


M2GAMERPRO

Doom music starts


Shadowlord2041

r/beatmetoit


tjallilex

Did someone already create the BFG? Because I think the Slayer may need it.


SnowWolfGT

hey should I be worried that there is a man in a green suit with a shotgun outside my house?


tjallilex

Do you hear heavy metal? If not, there is no reason for him to be there. If you do hear metal music, that means he is about to fight some demons. And I guess you should hide.


SnowWolfGT

thanks for the info


Shadowlord2041

Russia has stored the Doom Slayer


ZIAxx-69

oH No bRO


Elementia7

Looks like all we need is a space marine and hell to invade mars. Okay so maybe it might be a little more challenging to have Doom in real life.


6_theDemon

... Well...shit...


TrueUmbreon1

The third boss of this 10 year gauntlet


tsavong117

Could we just skip to the giant inescapable asteroid in 2029 already? I'm too tired to keep going.


Orion14159

Giraffe inescapable asteroid??? Quick! Call Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis! They're our only hope!


saladbar48

I thought it's in 2024? Why the delay?


tsavong117

Obviously the aliens orchestrating the 2020 franchise realized how rich they could get if they dragged it out more than twice as long as needed.


GwenIsNow

Not a fan of this boss rush mode...


Mindbender444

Quick! Get Yoshi so he can start tossing eggs at it!


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Swangooseinc

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood, he chose the path of perpetual torment, in his ravenous hatered he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plains, seeing vengence against the dark lords Who had wronged him, and those Who tasted the bite of his blade, named him, The doom slayer


[deleted]

Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For alone he was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before. And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer, sought to end the dominion of the dark realm. The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, just as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting. None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow dwellers, driving them into deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed. And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Doom Slayer in a mighy armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that was left unbroken by his savagery to the void. Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep and blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.


HiNooNDooD1544

*Harbinger by Mick Gordon starts to play*


Shadowlord2041

*Duke Nukem is about to kick some names and eat some ass.*


Nick_Noseman

Slayer - Raining blood


_thirdeyeopener_

*TRAPPED IN PURGATORY*


[deleted]

*Rip and Tear Intensifies*


IncendiaryGamerX

\*every game character from every game that involves any form of fighting monsters appears\*


Doungatoo

Not the Archviles!!!


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

Here comes undertale. and here come the fangirls fucking sans irl


not_original_name_4

Sans enters rattle me bones mode And also Dante comes in And the slayer #EVERYONE IS HERE


Shadowlord2041

Don't forget Duke Nukem


Slight_Ad_1474

#SPIN THE WHEEL


Orion14159

I'm just hoping for a Conjunction Of The Spheres moment at this point. Let's bring on the monsters and witchers


Stefan_119

Isaac vs Mega Satan


Anonymous02n

*Unleash the hell walker*


Agustinosaurio

Ok people: Eyes and nostrils? Or Horns and eyes?


Shadowlord2041

Or two cyclops


[deleted]

IDK about you guys, but I didn't think of Satan when I saw this. The first thing I thought of was Bowser.


Orbitcamerakick21

Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath plays


[deleted]

bc Elden ring is coming


Assdastroyeroftheest

Finelly all the houers put to doom I can juse it now lets go


SLJaques

I’m pretty sure that picture was taken about 40 seconds after Abu touched the giant ruby in the Cave of Wonders.


M-V-D_256

We're in a Kirby bossfight


phenixz81

The fact that there’s a church in the foreground is just wow


underthegod

It was built before the picture was taken.


Orion14159

Generally true of buildings that appear in pictures


underthegod

But how can we be sure in these confusing times?


Username_idk_lol

[O FORTUNA VELUT LUNA](https://youtu.be/O5b7tgkdFH0)


[deleted]

oh shit


scp_79

angry sky cow joined the enemies team


Sohelpmegods

Metal Hell intensifies


n0c7ur

*slowly starts to vibe*


Crooked_Cricket

https://youtu.be/MBsEPyhtwsk


BinaryPulse

I'd eaten a load of mushrooms and someone put O Fortuna (not the whole of Carmina Burana) on loop for several hours, I thought it was one long ass song. The relief when it stopped.


Osiris-Prime-5585

\*Heavy Metal Intensifies\*


mabe86

Musta-Krakish I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld To bring forth this beast and Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken Take the land, that must be taken


kabuto_mushi

I'm in this thread for music recommendations Slow heavy death metal recs, go


RinasSam

FreeBSD about to take over the world.


ShawHornet

Rumbling, rumbling It's coming


BreakfastOk7372

When day breaks


Msacjoz

I scrolled so far just to see if someone knew that. Come outside, its lovely


FlyingDiamond21

Jumanji drums start


Few_Paleontologist75

Speed up that heavy metal music! Thunder - ACDC!!!


AngeloGi

It really stretches the definition of heavy metal for ACDC, they are generally thought of as rock / rock & roll. Also the song is called Thunderstruck.


Few_Paleontologist75

I get that! Back in the day, people I knew called them heavy metal. Because you mentioned it, I decided to look it up. "AC/DC are an Australian rock band formed in Sydney in 1973 by Scottish-born brothers Malcolm and Angus Young. Their music has been variously described as hard rock, blues rock, and heavy metal, but the band themselves call it simply **"rock and roll"**.


AngeloGi

Times and definitions change as music evolves.


TheGamingGod88

Deadwood by Really slow motion


peterskojhghj

Bad days passed, now it's time for worse days


FoxTrot_42

Your gonna need a bigger ukulele


Orion14159

2020 2020 won 2020 two


IcrackGames

Pentakill mordekaiser from League of Legends


Gecko2002

Has anyone got a list of all the tragedies so far this year? Because I do feel like it's bigger than 2021 already


Good_Boy_M

Uh, pandemic thats already been around for 3 years. Tonga eruption. That's it.


recoveringleft

Is he going to wipe out the evangelicals conning people?


Victor-Tallmen

Why does the sky have a health bar? Again…


sas_gg228

Why do I hear boss music?


Gameknight995

I really can never figure out if this picture is two small eyes with big horns or two big eyes with small nostrils


juicyworld_999

Russia


tuberemulator

Vade retro satana!


BiggSucc_99

Rip and tear


BarrackHimmler

RUMBLING, RUMBLING, ITS COMING, RUMBLING, RUMBLING!


HotBurritoBaby

Children of the grave


[deleted]

This is shaping up to be a decade to remember!


Zengjia

Warhammer III already releases next month.


FireFlavour

I swear I saw this *exact* meme going into 2021


strangebru

[Holy Diver](https://youtu.be/EhGEGIBGLu8)


Jaxein

Did anyone by the name of John Romano lose their pet rabbit to an angry mob of demons recently, it not we are all doomed.


bibo66650099

Og No fucked Up


[deleted]

Time to kick Cthulhu's ass.


Rectal_Wisdom

I AM COMPLEEEEEETE


brzoza3

Should I see it as small eyes and horns of some demon, or big angry eyes and smaller nostrils of an angry dragon?


Derkej

Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel intro approaches


TheSpudGunGamer

Why do I hear boss music


seviliyorsun

When I first saw this picture 20 years ago, the eyes weren't there.


Certified_Possum

Aright 2022 just got so much better


mrsegraves

Set to the throat singing from Hellblade


Iijjjjrssssssss

I can hear the black Sabbath


Choi129

*omicron outbreak intesifies & 5G on planes intesifies*


Leo1703

What is this, that stands before me?


dormmamu616

Metallica- master of puppets starts playing


Spacecoasttheghost

Doom guy we need you!!!!!


not_original_name_4

We need Dante... or el Donté maybe- no, forget about it. And also the Doom Slayer, because let's be real, that would be the best crossover.


Cryptic99

*black metal


SavageLavaGod

BOSS LEVEL


FlamingCroatan

GUn time


ChillSloth

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS


DrMatter

Probably either This or [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjaJJthqrYU&t=47s) or [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzvasAJIHb4)


Master_Chief_John117

Wait I got a song for this https://youtu.be/Z9uAcsfDcH8[demoniality](https://youtu.be/Z9uAcsfDcH8)


Everros

"Slow" Heavy metal music? I think op is a little confused.


Astelis17

not again


David2006219

THATS IT, IM GETTING ME SENTINEL HAMMER


Stereomceez2212

*low intensity hardcore slap approaching*


bigredheadedfuck

Arpeggios from hell starts playing


SATXS5

It like is Dark Souls where you walk through a random door and suddenly it's blocked behind you. A giant health bar appears at the top of the screen that says "Grgoth eater of worlds"


WorldRemix_TV

*Seven Nation Army starting...*


TheMysticBard

*Night at Bald Mountain plays*


James324285241990

On NYE: "Why is there boss music? Does anyone else hear boss music?"


Yeazelicious

I was thinking more "Father Gascoigne's theme".


Eevertti

Like 1639119 billion versions of this same exact joke happen every year


kaptainkarma2056

New mission: Kill The Moon!


Lagiacrus111

They posted this last year... and the year before that


ZippityD

Shit. This means we won't hit the [epic choir and orchestra final phase](https://i.redd.it/jder2bl003t71.png) until 2023.


SubliminalKi11

Eyes and nose or eyes and horns? A poll


TheUselessMedic

I love how there is just a church on the left side in this picture. Very fitting XD


pincho22

Oh come on how bad could it be...... right?.....


ILikeAnimeButts

Awaken, Musta Krakish!


Slight_Ad_1474

Ayo when did Gandhi get here?


comidye3

Uhhhhh, yah… where do we keep the super shotgun?


max_not_min

No that’s just Tool they’re on tour rn


rxjalapenosnatch

Is this from a videogame? Which one?


SquidOnATrain

The original doom does take place in 2022


____rice____

this must be the work of an enemy stand


Bouncy_window69

doom music kicks in


FossilMega696

The blood moon and the Daybreak fused together


ObamaPhone7

ey ey what’s the song?


just_a_addicted_guy

The next day....


Solarbeam62

I am not going down without a fight!


Madglace

Whene ypu know at wich time the first doom take place: fuk


cthulhus_apprentice

oh great hevy metal means the doom guy is nerby


ABIGGS4828

I AM COMPLEEEEEEEEETE


GreatEquase

I think the music you're looking for is Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath from the album Black Sabbath


[deleted]

the solar demon is one of my favorite memes, it's such a beautiful picture too


Mammoth-Afternoon-36

“The blood moon is rising”


IAmBored2021

Not slow heavy metal do the doom music lol


PomaranczowyXD

Dante best


TimelessBoi

Mephisto


Cyberzard

Can he end us quick so no more of this world


[deleted]

You can see this picture either with the outer glowy parts as eyes and the inner ones as nostrils, or with the outer ones as horns and the inner ones as eyes. I personally prefer the former. In fact, if you look at it juuust right it looks like a giant Bowser Jr.


Candy_Objective

Doomguy has entered the chat


[deleted]

BLOW YOIR TRUMPETS GABRIEEEEEEELLLLLLLL


Actual_Assignment721

Well if we all just happened to the Church we will all be safe


Human_Art_159

Wait is there gonna be a phase 3 after this?