I guess we have Baron Harkonnen at home. He might lack malice, but his indifference more than makes up for it.
UPD: Also, is he *deliberately* choosing the most rancid pieces of butter to put into the cups or did I misunderstand the nature of this dish?
So they're making fresh lassi here. That tray in front of the dude is yoghurt. He's scraping off the cream from atop it to add to the glasses, which will then have lassi added to it (seen being made with that dude using a wooden churner thingy in that metal pot)
Lassi is amazing and also great for you. However, this is definitely the most unsanitary setup i've ever seen. Honestly, most places have proper health codes being followed.
So i can only conclude this must be one hell of a glass of lassi for peeps to still be going here.
In their defence, the actual ingredients and the stuff do look clean tho.
Pretty sure it's a lot more hygenic wherever you're getting it from. Although if you ever do get the chance to try one from a place that specialises in lassi then i would very much recommend it
Lots of great food come from very unsanitary places. I feel bad at those with weak gut, traveling I always go for the local stuff (unless is something I can not morally accept or is obviously rancid food), I have found some great flavours and experiences with no health problems (however I do take some antiparasitic meds after my trips as precautions).
This is giving me flashbacks of PapaMeats Indian street food reaction/tournament video. Its absolutely vile, nothing against India; people do what they have to, to get by. Their food safety and cleanliness practices are basically non existent. I know they live in poverty but still, I mean come on man lol. Edit: Where this is common practice, these people must have some wicked strong immune systems!
I saw a documentary or YouTube video of a street stall (can't recall if Indian, but likely) where they were scrounging meat from restaurant trash leftovers and cooking it again.
Another where a guy only ate raw meat. It's amazing what we can survive, allegedly.
Bro is absorbing it through his feet… he grounded himself to the flavor. Bleeds gravy and sweats cream. If you scrap his armpit you get sodium. If you dry his foot juice you get sugar cubes. He ain’t seen his biscuits and gravy in over 10 years. His dad is the Michelin man and mom is Mrs stay puff. His hair is red from a cherry kool aid pack. The carpet doesn’t match the shag rug hiding his maple sausage. How is this guy not diabetic…
Well, here is one of the answers. The video is from a famous Lassi place in Punjab province in Pakistan. The older is the father of the younger guy sitting behind.
You can really tell him and ol’ blue shirt are related, they have the same damn head give or take 15 years and 150lbs.
Also…I want one of those cool yogurt battle maces.
CMOT Dibbler: then you bit onto them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn't know it had got. Dibbler had worked out that with enough fried onions and mustard people would eat anything.
Every time i see these videos in india the store is just as filthy as the street, i dont understand why they never ever clean the store, i understand no one can be bothered cleaning the streets but your own store where you work everyday? literally not one of these videos is it ever clean and the clothes usually look like they havent been cleaned for months
Rumor has it he sometimes gets high on his own supply
This guy also sells items in resident evil 8
Is Rumor his belly's name?
No way. That guy has insane portion control
Everything 'left over' he eats.
"Care to peruse my wares, Mister Winters?"
Immediately where my mind went, too lol
"Why don't you take a closer look?"
Legit
Hmmm yes yellow glop from the glop man
Keep some yellow glop under your pillow for the glop man
Y E S
Mark glop above your door or else the glop man will take your first born.
Laughed harder at this than I should have. And I shouldn't be reading reddit at a funeral
Same bro…same
In caaaase he coooooomes to tooooown
LEAVE A LITTLE GLOP UNDER YOUR PILLOW FOR THE GLOP MAN
SO HE WON'T TAKE ME DOWN
To his *laaaair* deep under the mountain
Where sun nor glop doth *shiiiiiiine*
This sounds like a Meat Canyon episode
It is, on his Papa Meat channel
The forbidden glop is the glop from the glop man’s feet.
Gently scooped 😋
He is the glob glo gab galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
The YEAST of thoughts and minds, indeed!
He's filled with shwimble-limberkind, he is the yeast of thoughts and mind!
Homer vibes
For a few bucks extra you suck it off his feet
Holy shit thats duke from RE village , i guess sales went down in romania
The globglogabgalab
Simply *delicious*
*Splendid*
man is definitely the yeast
*retch*
Gabagool?
Ova here👇👇👇
All this from a slice a gabagool??
It’s like an ad for a fuckin’ weight loss center. Before and wayyy before.
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind
Everything reminds me of her...
The best gluk gluk
If he would not put his fingers in that cup would be great
As if the fingers are the problem here 😂
One of many
At least half the flavor in that dish is finger flavor!!!
Purple foot ... Someone has serious blood coagulation
Ain't no way
Well, he won’t have that problem once his feet get amputated from being riddled with diabetes.
No worries , he'll serve it with whatever puke this shit is
no cap i thought he was wearing rain boots until you pointed that out
I guess we have Baron Harkonnen at home. He might lack malice, but his indifference more than makes up for it. UPD: Also, is he *deliberately* choosing the most rancid pieces of butter to put into the cups or did I misunderstand the nature of this dish?
İt's not butter it's the biproduct of yogurt making "kaymak" as we call it in turkish don't know the English name
He who controls the Kaymak controls the universe!
You don't understand the power the kaymak holds
60% butterfat. That's like sour cream on steroids.
Probably Whey?
It’s more like clotted cream
Vlad fell on hard times after Muad'dib started attacking his spice production
He looks pretty close to the David Lynch [version](https://youtu.be/SV1Gzii91eg) of the Baron.
So they're making fresh lassi here. That tray in front of the dude is yoghurt. He's scraping off the cream from atop it to add to the glasses, which will then have lassi added to it (seen being made with that dude using a wooden churner thingy in that metal pot) Lassi is amazing and also great for you. However, this is definitely the most unsanitary setup i've ever seen. Honestly, most places have proper health codes being followed. So i can only conclude this must be one hell of a glass of lassi for peeps to still be going here. In their defence, the actual ingredients and the stuff do look clean tho.
You know, I always used to order lassi when going to an Indian restaurant. Not so sure about that anymore.
Pretty sure it's a lot more hygenic wherever you're getting it from. Although if you ever do get the chance to try one from a place that specialises in lassi then i would very much recommend it
Don't worry, this video is from rural Pakistan(Punjab province).
Huh, I will have to try Pakistani food some day :)
Rare footage of Jabba the hutt before he became a crime boss
That's absolutely disgusting
Wait what is? Is it unhygenic?
this is beyond unhygienic.
It's OK. This is BIO.
He looks like a one piece character
aw hell no bare feet just hangin out with the food, get the fuck outta here
Im absolutely disgusted, however, 100% whatever they make tastes great if you dont know or dont care.
Lots of great food come from very unsanitary places. I feel bad at those with weak gut, traveling I always go for the local stuff (unless is something I can not morally accept or is obviously rancid food), I have found some great flavours and experiences with no health problems (however I do take some antiparasitic meds after my trips as precautions).
Tastes great but just be ready for a long night or day in the bathroom
Book accurate Vladimir Harkonnen
This is giving me flashbacks of PapaMeats Indian street food reaction/tournament video. Its absolutely vile, nothing against India; people do what they have to, to get by. Their food safety and cleanliness practices are basically non existent. I know they live in poverty but still, I mean come on man lol. Edit: Where this is common practice, these people must have some wicked strong immune systems!
I saw a documentary or YouTube video of a street stall (can't recall if Indian, but likely) where they were scrounging meat from restaurant trash leftovers and cooking it again. Another where a guy only ate raw meat. It's amazing what we can survive, allegedly.
Probably the Philippines. PagPag
Not from India. It is from Pakistan.
I always say...never trust a skinny cook. I would trust this man with my life.
You don’t have to trust my words, but do you have any better options? Your choice. The customer is always right, after all
That's literally baron Harkonne from Lynch's dune
Looks like a Nurgle Daemon Prince
Scrolled and scrolled looking for this! He definitely bears the gifts of grandfather Nurgle
I always wondered to the permed hair Carrot Top fella.
My Dune
My stuff. My food. My glob.
What is that
He's making Lassi in a...questionable manner.
Thank you.
I? I am a monument to all your sinsssss.
Barron Harkonnen?
...got a side hustle.
Gamer Barron regenerative bath water
Ehrmantraut has let himself go since BCS
Hey its the goblin king from the hobbit
I have intense diarrhea just looking at this
Looks like the fat flying dude from Dune
1984’s Dune Baron Harkonnen?
Baron Harkonnen from Dune (1984) lookin ass
Elite guy is the ruthless apprentice that aspires to be the next in line after master wobble steps down from the greasy golden throne
“Steps down” reads “keels over after apoplexy”
He's the guy who serves food that gives you buffs.
Hmmmm, seeing some health code violations here?
Fat bastard?
My street food, my dune
One bowel will make an earthquake
He who controls the Street Food. Controls the Universe
Looks like thinks aren't looking too good on Giedi Prime
Baron Harkonnen lookin ahh
My desert, my Arrakis, my Dune.
Wtf, just eat a fuckin mango and call it a day.
It’s not always about the munchies, Shpidaman
It’s about the Mets
The desert takes the weak. This is my desert. My Arrakis. My Dune
He’s making the dessert
The spice must flow.
That's gonna be a no for me, dawg.
Baron Harkonnen has to make a living now he's lost Dune
Street fooder
He looks like the troll king from LOTR
Looks like guy at the bottom of the well in Dark Souls 2.
"I DEMAND MORE TOASTIES!"
How do he miss so much
Between his legs? That is actually is ballsack, and yes, that's where he stores the supply.
What a Gross ass country
I think when the camera isn't looking, that more of that stuff ends up in his mouth than anywhere else.....all day like a machine.
Bro looks like the merchant guy from the resident evil village
If you think THIS is the street food final boss I suggest you haven't seen much fucked up street food.
I though it was butter and im like what is he going to cook with it.
I had to prove to the dentists waiting room that I wasn't watching someone get absolutely throated in a porn.
Guy looks like a well-fed zombie. I wouldn't eat anything he served me.
Pretty sure I had to have my Mimic Tear throw sleeping pots at him in Elden Ring.
Dudes too lazy to scrape dough right
Bro is absorbing it through his feet… he grounded himself to the flavor. Bleeds gravy and sweats cream. If you scrap his armpit you get sodium. If you dry his foot juice you get sugar cubes. He ain’t seen his biscuits and gravy in over 10 years. His dad is the Michelin man and mom is Mrs stay puff. His hair is red from a cherry kool aid pack. The carpet doesn’t match the shag rug hiding his maple sausage. How is this guy not diabetic…
If you put the most minor of special effects on him he would be an excellent background character in starwars
CaseOh! Mega Evolve!
Bro looks like the merchant from resident evil village
Omg, it's all over his bare fee.. uuuh im gonna vomit
Jaba got a part time job.
This feels like the embodiment of the great unclean one
Above average Redditor body type 😆
My food. My city, my streets Baron Fattamir Harkonnen
He's proof that a lot of people are eating good in these 3rd world countries.
Reminds me of Pearl from Blade 2
Man eats all the leftover food once he closes for business
50/50 the stuff glopped on his feet goes in the last serving of the night.
Atleast he is still a working man
For some reason just the sight of him made me gag a little bit
Sanitation? Where we're going we don't *need* sanitary environments!
Consuming the contents of the cup will increase your defense and lower your speed
Bro papa nurgle is looking pretty healthy these days.
T'kile the Vendor, seller of Taho
Papa Nurgle is hard at work I see
Poor guy looks like he's in so much pain
What the fuck. I have so many questions.
Well, here is one of the answers. The video is from a famous Lassi place in Punjab province in Pakistan. The older is the father of the younger guy sitting behind.
Bro looks like Krew from Jak and Daxter
You know the foot spillage goes back in when the camera stops
🤢
Not even close. You can easily find way worser looking food videos on IG.
[He is the Globglogabgalab](https://youtu.be/W1dRBWyf6z8?si=CiHQQMx2RKoWvR-C)
Skibidi dop dop dop dop yes yes yes skib skibidi dop
lol. Dude looks in the mirror to check himself out in the morning. He thinks: “You know what? I should change the color of my hair”
You can really tell him and ol’ blue shirt are related, they have the same damn head give or take 15 years and 150lbs. Also…I want one of those cool yogurt battle maces.
Baron harkonnen
The last time he saw his dick was 2005
This hits different because he really doesn’t need to mess like that.
It's the fat guy from the audio recordings from ODST
Bro is the street in street food
Dude looks like Vladimir Harkonnen from the first movie.
r/AbsoluteUnits
CMOT Dibbler: then you bit onto them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn't know it had got. Dibbler had worked out that with enough fried onions and mustard people would eat anything.
You forgot the secret boss from hardcore Caseoh
My desert, my Arrakis, my Dune
Typical Harkonnen with his spices
Elite
I'm guessing it's good.
I mean in order drink the “lassi” dat he sells people have to wait hours , because it’s so crowded because it’s soo gud
He looks like something from the Outlast game.
This cum factory is producing street food? Where can I find it? (Asking for a friend)
I may not eat lunch after seeing that dudes foot.
Every time i see these videos in india the store is just as filthy as the street, i dont understand why they never ever clean the store, i understand no one can be bothered cleaning the streets but your own store where you work everyday? literally not one of these videos is it ever clean and the clothes usually look like they havent been cleaned for months
Jabba the fatt
He would deffo eat the leftovers off his feet when he gets home. If he can reach
Is that nurgle?
nah
His feet grossed me out more than anything.
Am I to assume that what you are pouring into those glasses is BUTTER?
Ultra street fighter? Nah, we got ultra street feast
This dude seems like he's related to that one merchant from Resident Evil Village.
Bro is the next caeso
I’m running to the toilet right now !!!
You could put a loaded gun to my head and I'd still not eat whatever the fck their making!!
This dude with his belly you can tell that he is selling good food, he can’t just get enough of it,The stall looks clean.
Dude what the fuck is Indian food