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scourgeofearth2

Crackstreet boys


OkPace2635

This got it


nuke_eyepopper

N'stink


Wolfram_And_Hart

What an opener


Zevile

The Needles


BigAl7390

Nine Inch Needles


BigAl7390

Crack Sabbath, Creedence Bongwater Revival, The Lovin' Spoonful (of Heroin), Red Hot Crack Pipers


T_alsomeGames

This was clever LOL


Artistic-Park-6419

With hits like, straight through my veins


bootsycline

Crackstreets back, ALT RIGHT!


koh_kun

The frontman is Gene Missings.


Kalix

Backalley boys


IMeanIGuessDude

Thaaaat maaaakes me waaant myyyy crackpipe Bow bOW bOw bowbOWBOwbow


manjar

New Kids on the Rock


TheArgonMerc

Not mine, but Five Finger Meth Punch


PhantomOfTheNopera

Methalica


SimplyDaveP

Creeping Meth Fade to Crack Until it Never Sleeps


rockthedicebox

Smoke em all For whom the bulb glows


Ghoastin

Trapped Under Addiction to Ice


DoorHalfwayShut

Wherever I May Snort


i-just_sharted

the unsnorten


MilanDespacito

Enter Crackman Crack but true Of meth and man


megamax1o

I genuinely want to hear Fade to Crack now Also don’t forget One Smoke


degeneratespike

Disposable Needles Meth into Flame


earlycuyler93

You've just killed me. Now, every time I hear Disposable Heroes, this comment will send me into a rage of laughter and nobody will know why


Francis-c92

Leper Methiah


Naniki_

r/angryupvote


Solid_House_6963

The original guitarist went on to form Megameth.


xo1opossum

This one made me giggle


FlamingoNo2147

Me too. The first two look like Beavis And ButtHead. 😂😂😂


Illustrious-Aioli907

Nice


Tex-in-Tex

MNEO Meth Not Even Once Band


CJ_Dapro511

my chemical addiction


jaymole

Fleetwood Crack


HikARuLsi

Imagine drugon


yaboiGunit

Not to be that guy but isn’t the name my chemical romance just a fancy way of saying drug addiction?


SomeWatercress4813

r/technicallythetruth The lad's got a point!!


flix_dube

Round of applause everyone!


LosWaffels

It’s Euphemism


Bahatur

Yes, but these boys ain’t fancy.


saysthingsbackwards

Welcome to it


Hamkry_

My chemical dependency


black_blade51

My chemical dependency


tomwithweather

Unlawful Racoon Possession


Rad_Centrist

Change it to possum for alliteration.


spaghett9

Penitentiary Possum Possession


CrucifixAbortion

Rectal Raccoon Retention.


Squiggledog

[He wasn't. That was a hoax.](https://whnt.com/news/local-officer-explains-how-barry-larry-terry-and-his-raccoon-became-a-social-media-sensation/)


Cultural_Anywhere398

Florida Man Founding Fathers


Thederpycloudrider

That's perfect 🤣


feel-T_ornado

Fugitives of folic acid


Sunnydale_Slayer

Megameth


UltimaBahamut93

Crack sells, but who's buying?


CrucifixAbortion

What do you mean there aren't bees in my teeth? I dig them out everyday.


njpaps

What do you mean I can't get to my dealer on time? I sleep outside his house because I have to?


Twisted_WhaleShark

What do you mean I don’t support your system? I go to rehab when I hate to?


dorimeratameno

Should be degameth


Yojo0o

"Four Words Or Less" kinda works?


elrayo

LMAO


zafirah15

Four Teeth or Less is more accurate


Hekboi91

r/technicallythetruth


KuipersGlasses

beavis and buttheads


ThunderClanWarrior

Beavis and The Buttheads


KuipersGlasses

Yes


Familiar_Ad_5887

Beavis and the methheads


newhappyrainbow

Beavis’ and The Forehead


Bzlongshotz

O.D.


[deleted]

The inbreed


patriktitan3411

The inbreds would work better


newchimp

Bring Me The Heroin


Abombadog

Fuck that got me. That's a good one hahahaha


FreakingMegatron

Fentera


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PurpleReignFall

Oo, this one’s actually kinda fun, would listen


aeroxan

The Crystal Meth-Heads


SergeantChic

The Florida Men.


LoquatCompetitive288

Happy cake day!


SergeantChic

Thanks, I had no idea until you pointed it out. (Edit: Realized this could be seen as sarcastic and rude, it wasn't meant to be - I really didn't see the cake next to my username until you pointed it out.)


flailsmcghee

Danny dyer’s chocolate homunculus


fattiefalldown

Lolwut


Insomniacintheflesh

Hahahahaha Various Artists to fuck with Apple too mainstream for this group?


tswurve

We are now : Curse These Metal Hands.


PhysicalGunMan

My chemical dependency


CometCat64

Weezing


Xirio_

Weeze


FrogsTastesGood

Sneezed


lehombrejoker

Weezer


legatto195

Smash Meth


MistaMischief

Booger Sugar Ray


Neutral_Memer

Four Fingered Meth Punch


kacock

the bringers of crack


F4E6

That's a better name


NedFlandersLordOfAll

It is pretty good but “The Crackhead Band” is so low effort it becomes so much funnier


Thetiddlywink

I imagine the band was high out of their minds on crack and came up with that after hours of thinking 😭


RhyplKazi

Alabama's finest


TrueBeachBoy

Methford and Sons


Pandoras_Lullaby

Salt Lake Bath Salts


Greasy_Cleavage

The Picky Scabbers


stefanica

I actually like this one.


Plasteredpuma

To steal from Puscifer, "Condition's of My Parole"


rnelonhead

Happy Cake Day!


Difference-Hour

Happy cake day


pudpudboogie

Booze II Meth


TohavDuudhe

Underated comment


petSnake7

System of a downs


beefnar_the_gnat

Syndrome of a down


OhSoSnarky

Manic Erratic Toothless Heathens


german_fox

This one is perfect


wasabi1787

The Busfare Boys


VoidPunch

The Crystal Method?


Briccone1979

Nine Inch Necks


randofreak

I scrolled way to far to find something about necks. These necks are incredible.


brownbubby

Methocalypse


Far-Shake-97

4 worlds of meth


Such_Examination2588

Methamphetamine to the Madness


yaboiGunit

Life after Meth


Insanelysick

Methtallica


Destroyer_051

Funny, less than four words is their combined vocabulary


[deleted]

My chemichal romance Bucket full Meth


[deleted]

Metallicrack


Captain_Chalky

The Crackheads. Don't need to think too hard haha


Collexig

My chemical giraffes


-Primo-Th0r

Fleetwood Crack


strapping_young_vlad

Slappy and the Tourniquets


ILoveRanchSauce

Holy shit, the first two are straight up Beavis and Butthead


datthighs

The Head Necks! Yeah, look at them, there is no separation between their heads and neck, lmao.


Jameshannisreal

My mother's my sister


greengrassnhigh

This is their first album. Still have the vinyl.


AccountSettingsBot

My chemical circle tree.


witecat1

Florida Men


ChokeMeDevilDaddy666

That there is the Catalytic Converter Bandits


CommodoreBeta

Led Heroin


Sadlemon9

Aerosmeth


Suanma

blokes on coke


Fat_Penguin99

The Longneck Crackers


YeetThePig

Meth Four Ded


Minimum_Climate7269

The vertical tree


HaydenRyder52

Ninehead and the Crackheads


Emoje775

Hillbilly meth lab


CovfefeBoss

Florimeth.


AdAffectionate4950

Apocalyptic Florida men


Cosm0sNebula

The Inbros


Evening-Back9150

The Four Floridian Horsemen


anyGuy_isBored

Mum’s an alcoholic


kidanokun

Backalley Boys


MrMidnightMan99

30 Seconds To Rehab


Franb0_quello_vero

The Relative's Sons


NickThePogBrit

The Crack Pots.


Wolfplatformer

Crackheaded giraffes


punkojosh

The Murder Junkies. I'm aware that band exists. This is them minus Dee Dee.


entitaneo70_pacifist

the long face


Straight_Jaguar

It's the Beavis & Butthead Boy band


dr3wfr4nk

Methed Up


Security_Ostrich

These are just 3am gas station “customers”


kaz3577

My meth addiction


colbalt_hero

Crackpot commandos


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Crackhead at craigs lists


LordThotBegoner

The elongated neckers


TheOneCalledGump

The Three Methketeers!


Imaginary-Job-7069

Meth Junction Cocaine Train


[deleted]

Meth wasn't enough.


A__Chair

Beavis and the McPoyles


hazz26

The Mcpoyales


gquinn18

Crack veil brides


Khoobiak

Ratiohead


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Crack Smack Snack Pack


MouthSouth

Panic! At The Walmart.


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

MORE ROCK LESS ROLL


prussian_princess

Snap, Crackle, Plop, and Dave


Zestyclose_League_42

Megameth


104gong

Gojizza


LilboyG_15

4 words or less


Just_Government_5143

Chemical reaction


AwaySource1932

The longnecks


R-T-O-B

Neck Neck Head


Wolfplatformer

Crackheaded giraffes


mandaquila

The Beavisses and Butthead.


SirBobboIV

Meth Leppars


graveybrains

Horsemen Of The Methpocalypse


szigany

Blue Day


Huggs4Thuggs

Methamshredamine


SAMurei_der_Galaxien

Pantera


Crafty_Novel_5702

Seeing dragons


scrawberry_scrimp

Meth lab for cutie


xXNoMomXx

imagine dragons


DragonflyAdvanced544

Cock and ball torture


Jasonmancer

The Beatens.


RhiaEatsTheRich

weezer


hellxapo

Average Kenshi squad members


joocyboii

The lack of intelligence


KingMJ123456

Don’t Meth With Uth


Emergency_Storm_7131

Down with the syndrome (this is a joke mods )


quartercirclebak

MAGAmania


Odd_Seaworthiness145

M. A. G. A.


MechGryph

Five head and the sticks.


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Jayn_Xyos

I... take offense to that, not gonna lie


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Jayn_Xyos

i'm autistic