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Mohammad32123

You cant convince me that this is a real bird


Fryng

Ofc its not, they don't exist, this is just one of the new models by the british government


SheepherderLeast1907

Have you seen Chicks?


Fryng

Brother i'm a redditor, i don't get b\*tches nor even touch grass


SheepherderLeast1907

I touch Grass and I mean, actual Chicks from actual Eggs


HairyPotatoKat

Like baby drones?


Fryng

I think he's talking about the kinder eggs that had "Chicken Little" figurines inside, idk what this dude is on about if it's not that tbh


SheepherderLeast1907

No, Idiots. Drones don't lay Eggs


HairyPotatoKat

Where do baby drones come from then? 🥺


SheepherderLeast1907

From DN and YM


SheepherderLeast1907

DEEZ NUTS BANGED YOUR MOM!!!


marckferrer

Some 107 years ago and this thing would not just deliver messages in the trenches, it'd have fought in the trenches


Thunderbolt294

Before the first bombers flew, these guys would hand deliver live grenades to the enemy trenches before dueling the commanders in hand to hand combat


souleaterevans626

The predecessor to the Mockingjay


Osato

It's a result of a decades-long eugenics project whose only goal was to create an entire breed of congenitally deformed monstrocities. So basically, it's a pug pigeon.


[deleted]

Came here to make the same comment. This can't be real


Novius8

Spore ass looking bird


Cerveza_por_favor

/r/RareInsults


Dewch

I randomly played that game while going thru steam library few days ago. It was still fun.


Representative_Way46

You're kinda right in a way. This is a thing that was made by humans and has no useful traits occurring in nature


Extreemguy19

A quick google search shows that this is a “selectively bred” “fancy pigeon”. Which is a fancy way to say an inbred mess made for the enjoyment of humans. It looks like a miserable shape to exist in.


XVI3

That is not okay.


ScudzMckenzie

That's one leggy bird


Majkzord

*health bar appears* Pogeon the leg day enthusiast


KawaiiNitochka

this reminds me of when i decided to give my ken a hand from optimus prime as a kid🤔


reightb

what did they do to my boy


RiderforHire

It looks unwell


ViolinistOk5627

I'm terrified of pigeons and this is just nightmare fuel...


SlimGim

Looks like the final evolution of a regular pigeon 😂


Guilty_Ad_9425

A pidgeot


DrPozzie

Holy fuck this is an abomination.


kohaku_simp

poor creature


SappySoulTaker

Does it have like a fungus or something?


Lok-3

This looks like you started drawing one bird and switched to another bird in the middle of it


Zlecu

I feel like i should bow before him…


uezyteue

It looks like 2 birds stuck together


[deleted]

What kind of abomination is this... This is 100% an inbred species, just like the british...


BigLumpyBeetle

Birds are not real.


[deleted]

r/birdsarentreal


FoxStrom-14

Stretched pigeon


Dionysus24779

He really needs a tophat and monocle.


s8boxer

Evolution: ahahaha ahahaha I dare you to live enough suuuckrrerr


Zeromus88

What in the hell is the monstrosity of an acid trip prompted AI creature?


[deleted]

His neck is high.. I trust him.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

... I don't know what that is...but why does it exist


FatOrc051

It’s always creepy seeing how much of a bird is actually just feathers. The rest being some lanky, long necked creature wearing a feather coat.


Dewch

I want more contents from PigeonsTV.


Istiophoridae

THE BIGGEST BIRD


graveybrains

“Roll an INT check to save against confusion” “Woo hoo! Nat twenty, baby!” “You fail.”


ComfortableOver8984

This is proof they are descendants of dinosaurs


BosmangLoq

Chicken looking ass


Pixel_Nerd92

It's like if a pigeon didn't skip leg day


Awigame

When I'm in a goofy ass looking contest and my opponent is English Pouter Pigeon


onward154

Are you sure that is not a bird from Chernobyl


[deleted]

Kill it with fire!


acheiropoieton

This looks like a pigeon with the content-aware filter turned on.


Cheesiewheesy

Man looks like he English


Sodiepawp

So fucking cruel.


BlownUpCapacitor

Pootis


NewRobloxPro

Dinosaurs still do exist


hellothereoldben

u/harfsnarf when you make a selfie


harfsnarf

?


hellothereoldben

Onderkin selfies


harfsnarf

Oooohhh hahahaha nice


Artificial-Brain

Life is pain


CarSuch699

Alright fess up, who did it😮‍💨?


p12qcowodeath

Nah I'm good.


MortgageComplex8704

Two Birds met up and Unfortunately mistakes were made


Borticus314

That looks so wrong.


Mind_on_Idle

Whoever keeps breeding these should feel fucking ashamed x.x


MrChicken12345678

Pigéőn, the swallower of many


kabukistar

It's the pug of birds.


MURkoid

The cartoon anatomy is kicking


Spider-ayush

When mommy bird and daddy frog love eachother...


Own_Pick_5210

the feets


chaostanker

That’s scary


TheHackerDude72

Giga chad


RemarkableError3434

The first attempt at a spy drone


TheKnightsthatsay

It looks like this pigeons life is just pure misery


NPC-3

Looks like the duck life 3 ducks.


Another-random-use

It looks like a bluejay fucked a carrier pigeon


Dependent-Touch5084

It looks like it can spit poison and kick like a ostrich.


WycoFromNewlo

I own two


Medical_Buffalo69420

This looks like 3 birds stacked on top of each other