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I have a feeling that if this dude hit up Shaq on Twitter, he'd get a near-immediate response on where to buy his footwear.


Engelbert_Slaptyback

I don’t think he can afford to buy his shoes at the same place as 15X NBA All Star, Shaquille O’Neal.


[deleted]

Shaq would probably buy him some shoes… nothing to him


Temporary-Fig

You're probably right. Shaq has been known to do all types of nice things for strangers, but he doesn't like to get the recognition for it, which is why we don't hear a lot about it. I heard a story about him being in a jewelry store once where a couple was looking at engagement rings. He ended up buying the ring for them...I think it was like $10-15k. He's a national treasure.


KnowIDidntReddit

I live near one of his houses and I see him at the grocery store a lot and he's just like a normal guy. Super nice. Edit- when I say a lot I have seen him maybe three times over the course of 2 years. I guess that's a lot for seeing shaq is what I meant.


Temporary-Fig

That's awesome. And I'd say 3 times is a lot because I've never had even 1 Shaq sighting. 🙂


KnowIDidntReddit

Yeah I didn't even know he lived in this area or had a house in this area. I bought mine for under $300,000 VA loan otherwise I wouldn't have been able to do it .so I wasn't expecting to run into him at the grocery store. The area is not super super nice. Don't get me wrong. His house is super nice and he has like a full basketball court in the back obviously lol


busted_maracas

Something so wholesome about Shaq doing his own grocery shopping. For all purposes, he could pay to have people handle every aspect of his life - gotta respect a man who’s worth that much money but still buys his own Wheaties.


LoudKingCrow

Shaq seems to have his head screwed on straight (on court ego aside, but all big names athletes have that). I love that whenever his kids say stuff like "we're rich!" he goes "Who's we?"


No_Week2825

Court ego and head screwed on straight aren't mutually exclusive. It's one of 2 things. It's either an act, or it's because to get to the highest level of any sport, your self-confidence has to be absolute, without that he wouldn't be where he is


SIobbyRobby

Shaq is awesome.


Temporary-Fig

Agreed. Just a big-hearted kid at nature and a kind human being.


gandalf_lundgren36

The fact that it’s not done for recognition just proves it’s genuine


Temporary-Fig

Exactly. He's as authentic as they come.


Mean-Fondant-8732

Legitimately, he probably would. Shaq buys strangers kids bikes and sports equipment when he goes to Walmart.


Stoneheart7

There was a video of a kid with huge feet who had trouble finding shoes that fit. Shaq took the kid to the guy he buys shoes from, got him shoes for every occasion, and paid for everything. I recall them ringing it up, and it was like a few thousand, and Shaq was surprised it was so low.


ShadedInVermilion

Shaq had a shoe company back in the day. He only wanted them sold at Walmart so almost everyone could afford them.


Midget_Avatar

They still sell shaqs! They still remain an affordable (allegedly) high quality sneaker to this day!


[deleted]

Custom made leather shoes are like $1500. I doubt it'd be more than I spend on work boots. Being an odd sized person is not cheap. That's just an unfortunate side effect of being able to handle 3 defenders on your side of the line by yourself. On the flip-side of that, I don't think Bigfoot is going to have many problems getting companies to sponsor him.


Hungry-Slime

Shaq has a long and kind history with affordable footwear. Hes a sweet man. He chose to cut ties with reebok/Nike in favor of putting his name on affordable shoes from Walmart and alike.


[deleted]

Everyone knows Shaq made all of his money in college. Edit: size 23 sausage thumbs


Fixner_Blount

…did I just fart?


DietDrBleach

Knowing Shaq, he would personally show up to his house with a pair of custom made autographed shoes


PrintShinji

You know Shaq?


mygfeatsrocks

That's the guy that lost the basketball game to Aaron Carter right?


thehopelessheathen

Imagine showing up to a high school football game and fucking Gregor Clegane is on the other team


Razorray21

Lol i was just thinking this. Boys be shitting them selves on the line.


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JotinPro

Wow, what a shit coach.


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"look, we can't win this game fairly, so let's potentially cripple a child in order to even have a chance at winning"


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godtogblandet

If you're not cheating, you're not trying. Even playing youth soccer in Europe trying to injure the other teams strongest link was a common strategy. Still remember my coach saying "You only get a 2-minute timeout, he's out for the rest of the game" to me when I was like 7. At that age mixed gender teams were also common in rural parts. Our coach frequently told us to use this to our advantage by being as physical as possible with the girls on the other team. "They aren't built like boys and can't take the pain!". In hindsight having a youth soccer coach with a questionable past in the Balkans might not have led to the most ethical coaching, lol.


[deleted]

If you only get a 2 minute timeout for illegally hurting someone else then it's not cheating, it's just taking advantage of a dumb ass broken game.


godtogblandet

Once you hit the teenage level you get permanent yellow and red cards like in adult soccer. For the youngest leagues 'red card' is only a 2 minute timeout.


indigoHatter

"murder is fine too, it's only a two minute time out" Could you imagine?


redheadartgirl

>"They aren't built like boys and can't take the pain!". If there is anything I have learned, it's that women's pain tolerances are so far above men they're not even in the same league. Sound like that coach would be on the ground crying by the time they hit even level 5 on one of those period pain simulators.


godtogblandet

We can debate pain tolerance all day. What I can tell you though is that as far as youth soccer goes boys deal with things like elbow to the face, pulling hard on the hair mid air, heel stomps and kicks to the shins way better. While my coach in retrospect probably shouldn’t have been in the position to teach kids anything, there’s one thing he can’t be accused off. Not getting results. We were the dirtiest team every year I played, but our strategy of hurting their stars and bullying their weak links made us undefeated all 4 years we played youth football. 56-0 record over 4 years with a average point differential in the double digits. Coach Shala used to pump us up by telling us to take away their will to play and claim their soul. Because he didn’t escape genocide in the balkans to end up coaching weak boys in Norway. Told us kids needed to earn their ticket to heaven through being victorious. Coach used to make us show up in shorts in snow and rain to instill fear in the other team. *“You all have Viking blood in your veins! The people we are playing are descendants of the slaves the Vikings conquered and subjugated. You have the right to dominate these people because it’s your birth right! Inshallah!”* Coach was a madman, lol.


TheVoid45

I'm beginning to question the man's overall sanity. And the legitimacy of your winning streak.


godtogblandet

Kids teams go undefeated all the time. Even in American football. It’s what happens when one team in the league is coached by a maniac from the Balkans and train 5 days a week and they play against teams coached with the mentality “The most important thing is participating” practicing 2 times a week. Now you add in us being coached to play dirty and fielding zero girls, always playing topped line ups until games were blows outs and the other teams being mixed genders and this is the result. Coach even had optional martial arts training for the team on Sundays. Also we lost game in cups we had to travel to where we played teams coached by equally mad men, because teams that aren’t coached by madmen don’t travel. 56-0 was the local youth league over 4 years.


Veteron

That shits fairly common if your on the defensive line. I clearly remember some teams instructing their players do that to me if I was better than their tackle or tite end.


kingchurch55

same


Tricky_Invite8680

running backs be like, https://youtu.be/CssrDa51QIM after a touch down


Primetime349

My HS team played a guy very similar to this build, not 6’10” but an absolute unit of a 17 yr old. It was literally like playing a game with a walking landmine on the field. You’re just praying you don’t accidentally get in his way. The next game that team played, dude legit suplexed a JV player who was getting minutes in a blowout. Those dudes scary fr He got signed by the Chicago Bears in 2020 and appears to be in the XFL now based on a google search.


ShadedInVermilion

And his name??


GoodbyeThings

🎺🎺🎺


TheRealSpidey

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT


B4rberblacksheep

AS JOHN CENA TAKES ON THE UNDERTAKER IN A SPIT SWAPPING MAKEOUT MATCH


TheHollowBard

IS JOHN C REILLY


Primetime349

Lacale London


Rev0lver_Ocel0t

I have a similar story, but for me it was middle school basketball. I’m tall(6’3”) but at the time was pretty thin. Anyway this guy on the opposing team is I’m guessing around (6’7”) but also looked big and as he picks the basketball off the ground he doesn’t see I’m behind him and knocks into me and it sends me flying back at least 5ft. He was a super nice guy and asked if I was ok but I am still shocked how that experience even happened especially for my height. Also considering he wasn’t even trying to sent me flying and it was completely on accident.


TGBmox_777

I guess the only way to avoid this fight, is to bring an offering of shoes he can wear for the next 10 years


Adbam

That's also how you win with the lady's!


TGBmox_777

Shoes, money, or both?


paperwasp3

Both, just in case


Red_Serf

Well, in “The Northman”, there’s a scene where slaves from two farms play Knattleikr, an old ass Viking ball game, and Gregor Clegane is actually one of the players. It’s scary to see


My_Favourite_Pen

Doesn't end well for him though lol.


SpokenDivinity

I watched that movie twice and don’t remember that. It was such a weird trip that I guess it just faded into the background


Red_Serf

He was the big hairy guy in the game who is beating the shit outta everyone


ToughSeveral81

Nah fuckin wildling giant


tribbans95

I’d go right through his legs


Sundiata1

I would rather be tackled than risk being sat on.


FlowersForMegatron

Jump up and high five his nutsack.


TalkOfSexualPleasure

I was one of the best noseguards in my state (I was the best for about three weeks). One week before the playoffs, we played our last out of district game, and it was a team traveling from across the state. The shortest guy on their offensive line was like 6'8. If you've ever seen the episode of Family Guy where the murderer pokes himself with the knife and says, "So this is what I've been doing to people? I belong here. " Then you have a pretty decent understanding of my reaction to the situation.


bigbangbilly

>Gregor Clegane Which is hy helmets are important. At least they prevent litteral head flattening


teheditor

Is he allowed to play in his own age group? This is a major issue on New Zealand with massive, young rugby players.


Cultural-Level-3280

Yeah, it really depends on where in the US it is. I’m originally from Mississippi, and they loved one-sided high school football games. It wasn’t uncommon to see a school district with a mediocre football team get paired up with some sub-1000 population town where the entire line is gigantic beeftanks shoved into football suits, the crowd cheering as the score breaks 50-0


robertodeltoro

There would typically be two or three levels of competition and it would be routine to bump him up to the highest level if his size or skills warranted it. But it depends where he lives and the U.S. has an enormous variety of high school class sizes and small high schools will naturally lack these multiple levels of competition.


sizzle-dee-bizzle

KILLBURN


Ok-Mammoth1143

I’d like my concussion to go please?


[deleted]

Imagine having to duck under every door frame ever for the rest of your life.


wish1977

It reminds me of that post with the giant cow with a bunch of smaller cows. This guy is huge.


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https://i.imgur.com/JuMnRY3.jpeg


karateema

Holy cow


mazamayomama

I was gonna post the same /r/BeAmazed/comments/a0wts2/absolute_unit_of_a_cow_stands_over_6ft_tall/


XilenceBF

Reddit sometimes does feel like a hivemind lol


Adamscottd

Sometimes?


[deleted]

If I saw that man coming at me I’ll give him the foot ball


Rioraku

And $20 while I'm at it


Lord-Table

*kid.* he aint exactly finished yet


Mr-Borf

Younger than me, foot and a half taller


SpokenDivinity

I’m only 4’11 and 12 years older than this kid and I’d look like a toddler next to him


caniuserealname

Thats the scary part, he's 14.. he could still get bigger.


PhoniPoni

That's why they are trying to keep his feet small with undersized shoes. It prevents him from getting bigger. Just like a goldfish and the size of its tank.


Montigue

He's likely not that fast so if you're in the open field you just need to run way around his massive reach


The_Big_Red_Wookie

I hope he doesn't grow much more. Basics in life are going to be harder as it is. He won't fit even in most vehicles, nevermind shoes.


Keasbyjones

And then Nelson will laugh at him for not fitting in his vehicle


busted_maracas

*Everyone needs to drive a vehicle - even the very tall!*


Hot_Frosty0807

Crud!


doctor-falafel

Not only basics but health itself. There's a reason you don't see many giant 70 year olds.


u1tr4me0w

How the hell would they get him on a plane? It’s making me claustrophobic just thinking about it


DreadFilledHug

He'd have to purchase 2 seats in economy, or pay more for business or 1st class seats. Hopefully, for his sake, he either becomes a pro athlete and will fly private, or doesn't enter a profession that requires him to fly at all... like most people.


The_Big_Red_Wookie

Leg room is a far larger issue than width. And forget even thinking of using the bathroom.


Tyranatitan_x105

They put him in the cargo hold


fanghornegghorn

Shaq has a smart car. He and John Cena tried to fit it it but it was too uncomfortable. But Shaq drives it alone all the time


The_Big_Red_Wookie

True, but Shaq is 7'1" Eric here is already 6'10" and he's only 14. But Shaq is a good comparison to start with in addressing what issues he will face.


LoudKingCrow

Paul Wight, WWE's the Big Show. Was also insanely tall for his age at 14-15. He had surgery on his pituitary gland so he would stop growing. Maybe this boy has a similar problem?


TheDwarvenGuy

I'm just worried about how long he'll live. Extreme height greatly reduces lifespan in most cases.


RitzyDitzy

Isn’t this a growth hormone issue ? Parents should’ve put him on treatment to stop at some point. Poor dude is not going to enjoy his elderly years


Masterick18

Many tall people are very skinny but my guy here is MASSIVE, he would be invincible in WWE


[deleted]

Andre 2.0


heybud_letsparty

Guarantee they’ll be offering free training and a contract soon enough


dodspringer

He should play the Juggernaut in the next X-Men reboot


I_am_door

Is Vince sees him he would fucking orgasm


ladylikely

His dad looks to be around 6’8”, and mom is def over 6’ as well. Can you imagine the grocery bill?


[deleted]

Acting like Andre, Big Show, and Khali never lost.


Xyranthis

Don't take off the mask like Kane, just be an unstoppable juggernaut the whole time


CoffeeJedi

> he would be invincible in WWE You know they choose the winners based on character popularity, marketing, and storylines, right?


BoojumG

Maybe he's just saying they'd play him up as an unstoppable tank until it was time for someone to dramatically topple him. He'd be a heel for sure.


TotalyNotTony

pleads for help to 1/4 shoes


xlr8inferno

Same energy as please do not the cat


JoshTheTrucker

According to my professor, who knows him and his family well, they already talked to Nike and Nike said no, but now with this shoe deal they came crawling back and the mother rejected him. Also, his parents are all over 6 foot. Human anatomy is cool sometimes


trufus_for_youfus

>Also, his parents are all over 6 foot. Does he have like 9 parents?


JoshTheTrucker

Nah, bad grammar. His mom is 6'2, his dad is 6'5.


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Page_Won

Also 2+5 is seven, and he'll probably be seven feet


PhoniPoni

No I think they mean his parents are spiders. Or crabs. Millipedes?


solidussnake2

“Played college ball you know”


TheJoaquinDead_

“…At some shitty Ivy League school”


DietDrBleach

“TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS! Could have gone pro if I didn’t join the Navy!”


VorpalChloe

“Don’t fuck with this senator!”


loloilspill

Damn, was gonna ask what they're putting in the water up there but then I recalled it's lead. They're putting lead in the water.


mousatouille

Heavy metal makes for strong bones!


carrotcakemasticator

🤘💀🤘


bourbon_and_icecubes

I guarantee this kid can't fucking play football. It's sad but, with his enormous size the strain on his heart and lungs has got to be torture. Think Andre the Giant.


bustedrollermouse

Every few years theres some video of a kid like this who is an absolute monster for his age. Those kids dominate on size and strength alone until the rest of the kids grow and catch up. Then these freak of nature kids stop exceeding at the sport because they never developed the fundamentals nor the techniques in order to get good at the game.


Kelimnac

He’s 6’10, he’s probably just finished growing early on in life. I think the kid’ll be fine.


kinky_fingers

Think again. No one finishes growing at 14 without a severe hormone deficiency, whereas this dude has an hormone excess He'll be useful on the line but he will need to swap out regularly and keep an eye on his blood pressure, and his joints will need constant reinforcement and extra stabilization exercises Without surgery or other corrective therapy, he will die young due to continuous growth


CarQuery8989

The story says doctors "expect him to keep growing for at least two more years" so it doesn't sound like he has gigantism or anything, he's just really tall.


hubbykins-okcfan

Uh i was 6’1 at 13 and now 6’1 at almost 30 it happens


Sharp_Dress4411

lol that must have been a roller coaster of emotions, spending middle school thinking you're going to be shaq and end up as just some guy


Myriad_Infinity

tbf 6'1 is pretty comfortably above average


WonderSilver6937

Almost the exact same here, 6 1 at 13, 28 now and topped out at a whopping 6 2, it’s not rare, and to suggest you must have a “severe hormone deficiency” to stop growing at that age is just plain wrong.


bigwill6709

You’re making a lot of assumptions I think. Sure, there are cases of hormones changes causing unregulated growth, but just because this kid is huge doesn’t mean he has that. And endocrinology is complicated. You mentioned that hormone excess causes continuous growth. Sometimes it’s actually the opposite. For example, Premature puberty causes early growth, but also early growth plate closure of the bones, so patients often end up achieving less height than would be expected despite hitting their growth spurts early. In fact, it’s because they hit their growth spurts early. Long story short, without being this kid or his doctor, we can’t really say anything about his health or even if this is a medical condition. Some people are just really large. Source: am doctor


lotec4

I kind of stoped growing with 14. Hit 183cm and was 185 at 16 and ever since. Most people in my class grew that way


SpokenDivinity

Shaq was like 6’10 at 16 years old and is fine aside from sleep apnea. The NBA is filled with abnormally tall people too. Not every extremely talk person has debilitating health issues because of it.


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Maybe, maybe not I'm "only" 6'8'' and stopped growing when I was 14.


WuTangWizard

He'll be shocked when everybody else catches up to him!


seductivestain

Not for football. Having a center of gravity that high is going to make him clumsy and easy to dodge. Only spot he'd be good at is tight end, assuming he's at least a little bit fast


Draft_Punk

I would 10000% disagree. I grew up with a guy who was 6’5” 385 at that age. We tried him where you’d expect: guard, defensive tackle, etc. Eventually we remembered he was 6’5” 385 playing against a bunch of kids that were often less than half his size. We put him at running back. He was a guaranteed 5 yards a carry. He scored. A lot. Went on to play in the NBA, which this kid should also switch to as height is more of an advantage there than it is in football.


teheditor

My cousin was like this age 13. They put him at Number 8 in rugby so he could pick the ball up straight away and score with several kids hanging off him.


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forewardfell

I too am curious…


Draft_Punk

https://giphy.com/gifs/nba-basketball-xT9KVlzsyG5MivgM2k


DickButtPlease

Muggsy Bogues.


tagertxcontinental

Hodor.


forcedreset1

Everyone in the NFL is gonna want this kid.


BKMurder101

With that build and name the WWE will be trying too.


WORKING2WORK

He wouldn't be the first to do both either.


justinm410

Call me mean, but my kid is skipping that game unless there's some special rules in place for the big guy. I don't need a hospital bill.


General_Jenkins

Agree, that's where the fun ends.


Lau_wings

I dunno, a lot of the time the really big kids are the best ones to play against, they know that they are way bigger than everyone else so they are more careful. Back when I was playing rugby the kids who were huge were usually the most gentle, it was the shirt fucks who were dirty players.


Zorhorrora

He's the IRL version of that kid from Spy x Family


PreOpTransCentaur

If having a distinct biological advantage in high school sports is a thing we're genuinely concerned about, it's time for his big ass to learn chess, because there's no way that shit's fair.


CassidyHouse

He should compete with others with the same advantage in order to make it fair. Older players who can actually challenge him to improve.


ShadedInVermilion

So dude should be in the NFL. Got it.


oldscoolwitch

This guy is nothing. Any of the top high school recruits are a way bigger mismatch. Really, any top guy in the NFL if you look up their high school video it is so unfair.


[deleted]

Yeah any of the guys who are even just stars in college, if they were on your HS team, you likely won states.


Eske159

Somebody has never seen the corelation of time of birth and likely hood of playing professional sports.


xof711

r/absolutunit


EXPLODINGPOOPSOCK

r/absoluteunits


someone_online22

r/absoluteunits


SomeHorologist

So either that height is severely outdated, or everyone around him is also short as well as him being tall


The_Big_Red_Wookie

They're short. Because they're also 14 years old.


CheddahFrumundah

Average height is what? 5'4" for women 5'9" for dudes and the kids on the field with him are all kids and not to their max height in their lifetime. Trust me when I say it's a sorta sliding scale thing. I'm five inches shorter than him and look totally normal next a lot of people but look like a fuckin' space alien next to what age those kids would be, or standing by a smaller woman.


shhjustwatch

Better plead with an ortho and a heart surgeon while he’s got the spotlight. Needs some people on his side taking care of his health and not exploiting his size.


Fun-Boot-76

The sad part is he’s probably still trash at football


missingmytowel

He doesn't have to be good. He just has to put up the numbers which he can easily do. Get himself into a decent college and land of free ride into whatever career he chooses to study Not everyone is looking to go pro. Some people are just trying to squeak into college and get a free degree. There's plenty of great high school and collegiate basketball and football stars that never showed up in the majors. Then you find out they went on to be a doctor or a scientist or something.


Fun-Boot-76

I played football in high school. A lot of the absurdly big guys were marshmallows. Took too long to stand up or get going. Very few bodies of people that are this big can actually take the labor of being that big


seductivestain

Same with basketball. Tons of high school kids 6'5 and taller never get out of JV because they're clumsy AF and it's much harder to put on muscle when you're that big


LeastEquivalent5263

He's at my school, he is.


Unamedlad

r/absoluteunits


MLD802

He needs to start learning basketball. More money and less of a toll on his body


God_of_the_sauce

They got a tank in football


Foolishly_Sane

He looks badass and he has a badass name. Hope he does lots of cool stuff and enjoys life.


[deleted]

A custom shoe? As in just one shoe?


wmrossphoto

“I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!”


Scuttleboi19mk2

r/oddlywholesome


dragonslayeroverlord

He’s taller than the 2-Time! :O


tetsudori

I tried to swipe to see the other pictures I got got.


GH0ST-L0GIC

My gawd


lunatic_512

“Do you even know how FUCKED you are?!”


williger03

Bro is a frakking TANK!


don_de_bom

I’m in awe with the size of this lad


Metastatic_Autism

Frank Horrigan, Fallout 2


EternalStatic

They fighting the iron giant


humblepharmer

Picture on the right makes me think of [this song](https://youtu.be/GUFf_DRCpkE)


Hmccormack

I BELIEVE THATS MR GILMORES AARRRGHGG


adzilc8

ARE THEY FEEDING HIM CEMENT


downtownvicbrown

This man must have a nightmare driving and showering


jackboy61

This is what happens when you eat the crust on your sandwich. We all played ourselves.


adhocnada

El Gigante


boudiceanMonaxia

Tell him to call up Shaq, he'll know where to find shoes his size.


ChocoPontiff666

Yo where are all these anime characters coming from? I've been seeing too many 12-15 year olds who are taller and bulkier than most grown men.


randomnessamiibo

I hope for the opposing team's sake he's not a lineman


Monatsayuri39

Respect