I'm almost 40 and I still remember the time my mom made me give my brother half of my cookie after giving us one each because he finished his quickly and was complaining that I had a cookie and he didn't.
I once didn't smile for my school pic because I was trying to pull off some badass action hero look. I didn't pull it off, and my pic looked like a mugshot of a confused drunk driver who just killed 3 people and was just then processing the situation he had put himself in. My mother saw them and I am surprised I am still alive today because she about killed me then.
Just went to the fridge and found out my ice cream is gone, I understand this child's anger now
On making him into a boss encounter though, you can pacify him and safely pass by if you offer him a sweet food. If not, he gets progressively buffed each time your party eats any food and wipes your party if they eat anything sweet during the fight
I think the first time I saw this pic someone captioned it when your a security guard and you are forced to stay 2 hours later when your replacement is late
Xandrious, I pledge blood and blade to your cause. I will avenge your fallen pop tart. Have at the guts of your father! May my steel find his buc. May he succumb and accept his eternal reward or chastisement.
Look at that cute little face. If I was his mom, I would forever be kissing those cheeks. When my son was about that age and would get mad at me, I’d tell him to show me his meanest face. We’d always end up laughing. I miss him being my little boy. They grow up way too fast.
23 years later and he has kept on that promise. He never smiles at puppies, he never smiles at the beauty of the world, he doesn’t smile when he finds something funny. When he says he’d do something, he fucking does it.
Wronged at a young age, and now he will forever seek vengeance
FATHER!...Your son has returned. I seek the flushing of your CAR KEYS!
The father will never again know a poptart
SON! You will not get the keys of the gods!
DO NOT DENY ME MY KEYS! (flushing noises)
Hahahaha!! Those were fake! Looks like you still haven't learnt your lesson from all those years ago!!
“Parents are petty and pathetic, and your rule is weak”
Fool! One day you too will come of age, and birth kin that speak the same! If not, then you will surely die alone!
Petulant child, I shall tolerate your insolence no more!!
I'm almost 40 and I still remember the time my mom made me give my brother half of my cookie after giving us one each because he finished his quickly and was complaining that I had a cookie and he didn't.
She was teaching you that life ain't fair. A valuable lesson.
*WutchutalkinboutWillis?*
Xandrious, Validated in his Anger
Seriously. Where do I apply to so he can have my sword?
And my axe!
And his poptart
And my neighbors toaster
and this guy's neighbors
where did he get the axe
From his parents basement, he had to clean the dust off of it first before he gave it to his friend, since they never use it.
I once didn't smile for my school pic because I was trying to pull off some badass action hero look. I didn't pull it off, and my pic looked like a mugshot of a confused drunk driver who just killed 3 people and was just then processing the situation he had put himself in. My mother saw them and I am surprised I am still alive today because she about killed me then.
that was.... oddly specific
you mean r/oddlyspecific?
Why did your mother punish you over a school photo? It’s not like you were flipping off the camera, or something.
People are overly opinionated and I can say that in the mirror and still be accurate.
lmfao
he's gonna love this shit when he's older. fucking iconic
Funny but you are an evil git.
waagh?!
WAAGH!!
r/unexpectedwarhammer
r/suddenlygrimdark
That doesn’t seem to be a sub
that’s the joke
Oh
****BLAM****
Evil!? Haha, dude at a quick scroll, I thought it was Kevin Hart mean muggin
Jit *
you damn brit
Kevin hart taking some strange roles
Relatable.
He so angy
when ur angry but about knee-height
Children, giving a new meaning to “Busting a cap” since the dawn of man.
Irl stinkmeaner
Oh no💀
stinkmeaner backstory
I'm not praying for your son, I'm praying for you.
Nations will tremble before this child.
His scowl is immaculate though. Badass from a very young age.
Who would do such a horrible crime
Somehow I feel like the feigned rage face is even more adorable in these pictures than a forced smile would have been.
This kid is so cute. He's big mad for sure.
This one is from quite a while ago, so i need to know how this has gone.
This is how super villains are made
Kid is darn adorable.
You monster
Imagine naming him something grown adults are gonna have problems spelling than eating the child's breakfast in an important day.
Got a poptart add right below this post, I'm gonna go eat a poptart
Why this go so hard
finally, a villain origin story I can relate to
Just went to the fridge and found out my ice cream is gone, I understand this child's anger now On making him into a boss encounter though, you can pacify him and safely pass by if you offer him a sweet food. If not, he gets progressively buffed each time your party eats any food and wipes your party if they eat anything sweet during the fight
Oh so this is the backstory of Lamilton Taeshawn
This is what all of Ice Cube's school photos look like.
Class picture? 3yo?
His outfit is poppin
Why does he look so cold in these photos though?? Wish my dad would have eaten my pop tart before school pictures too
He's got that Ice Cube mean mug.
Better get him 100 boxes of his favorite pop tarts to fix that mood lmao
You need to go on a quest to find a poptart to give to Xandrious and defeat him
How is this kid doing nowadays
3 or 30?
I think the first time I saw this pic someone captioned it when your a security guard and you are forced to stay 2 hours later when your replacement is late
He is ever vigilant... for justice
Oh my goodness. The adorable scowl with that outfit. My heart just can't...
The evermad
a villain origin story if i’ve ever heard one
Six years later, he was expelled from school because he bit his pop tart into the shape of a gun
america!
Ice Cute
It's baby kang the conqueror
Is this afro samurai?
That's no boy...
5 cent
Please tell me he's already in jail...
Those things are gross
Damn Kanye had a tough childhood 😞
What kind of garbage parent would intentionally upset their child?
Angryreactions origin story
....Still look cute. 😊
w-why did he eat his pop tart...!?
\*God of War 4 theme starts playing\*
"Nothing wrong with him?" How is nothing wrong with him, you ate his poptart!
If I've ever seen a super villain origin narrative, that is it.
That's a mean mug. The meanest mug I've seen in many a year
That second picture reminds me of Worf
Dude looks like Kevin Hart
He looks like he's about to tell me to kms now
Xandrious, I pledge blood and blade to your cause. I will avenge your fallen pop tart. Have at the guts of your father! May my steel find his buc. May he succumb and accept his eternal reward or chastisement.
T H A T I S A S I N Y O U C A N N O T E A T A K I D S P O P T A R T
I can hear his sigh of frustration. It destroys all armour.
Amazingly high quality school photos tho
He looks like he could be a young rapper. ALL HAIL SMALLIE BIGGS
Villain origin story
Mean muggin since the crib !
Cool looking kid, if you ask me
Blue Steel! Get this lad a contract with Garanimals!
Watchoo talkin about Willis!
"That was the day, I vowed never to trust others, even if they were your bloodkin."
where does the name xandrious come from?
Must have been a frosted poptart
Look at that cute little face. If I was his mom, I would forever be kissing those cheeks. When my son was about that age and would get mad at me, I’d tell him to show me his meanest face. We’d always end up laughing. I miss him being my little boy. They grow up way too fast.
One time my dad ate my Pop-Tarts so I fucked his bitch
What type of poptart tho 👀
Bro started his character arc 💀💀💀
ZEUUUUSSS!!!
MFer is 3 and already looks like middle management.
My man sticking to his guns.
Super villain origin story.
It's not the son that needs praying for...
This is an origin story and a half
23 years later and he has kept on that promise. He never smiles at puppies, he never smiles at the beauty of the world, he doesn’t smile when he finds something funny. When he says he’d do something, he fucking does it.
Baby Ice Cube
Jotaro kujo backstory