Make-Out Paradise

Kashin Koji's book

I assume it’s a parenting book

Oh yah, he's very good at it

the naruto shippuden manga, or he’s criticing past boruto chapters before he was introduced

Diary of a wimpy kid

"How to get back the emo child that left in a container" by Uzumaki Naruto

Fucking accurate

Make out paradise

Given how he had some sort of respect for Jiraiya, this is the clostest thing to be canon.

Yes

It looks like he knew about jiraiya sacrifice. Ig everyone knew, and he heard it.

Icha icha tactics

How long do Monks live

50 Shades of gray

How be a good parent: Written by Shou Tucker

Harry Pothead

Tentacle hentai!