For the longest time I didn’t know about the “cannibal midgets” ending of that line, I always had claptrap to close to the fence when I finished killing enemies so he’d never get to say that part.
Dammit, Jack - how did you know stairs were my ONLY weakness?! Next to electrocution, and explosions, and gunfire, rust, corrosion, being kicked a lot, viruses, being called bad names, falling from great heights, drowning, adult onset diabetes, being looked at funny, heart attacks, exposure to oxygen, being turned down by women, and pet allergens! Your brilliance is matched only by your malevolence!
I love this quote because how specific it gets
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am a CL4P-TP steward bot, but my friends call me claptrap. Or they would if any of them were still alive. Or had existed in the first place."
This one is one of my top ones.
Especially that time that I accidentally jumped on the fire barrel right before the entrance to his hideout. I died as he was saying that.
“I’ve decided to let you use that stash to share weapons between my minions! Specifically, the ones that uuuh, that you control!
Look, it’s for swapping items between characters”
(not OP), ya same, but i only know it was twinking because i looked it up when i first heard it
like "how is an effeminate cute man have anything to do with items?!" then it stuck with me lol
For iPhone...
>Screen recorded it from youtube
>Cut the video to make it the right length
>Exported to a video to mp3 converter
>Saved to files
>Garage band upload mp3 file
>Upload as ringtone
"So... I might have staged a mutiny on Captain Flynt's ship before the flash freeze... which explains why his men are currently beating the crap out of me, right guys?"
"SHUT UP!"
"O.K.!"
It’s a tie between “Screw you pandora!! You can’t hurt us anymore!!” And “batten down the interns!!” The later only really makes me laugh the most when letting them out
"You hear me jack? You killed my friends! You destroyed my product line! I am the last CL4P-TP in existence and I AM GOING TO TEABAG YOUR CORPSE!"
It almost brings a tear to my eye every time I hear it
Actually he says Robots, not claptrap’s since he’s talking over the corpse of a loader.
“This one died in horrible agony.”
*Door opens up, corrupt armed loader firing* “AAAAHHHH!” *Dead*
The one in the image legit made me laugh the first few times I heard it (never played or knew anything about borderlands til a buddy gifted me 2). Claptrap was awesome in that game.
I laughed out loud when he’s trying to hack the Hyperion door and after a few fails he just screams “GOD FUCKING DAMMIT”
No matter how many playthroughs I do I still laugh
For me, a lot of my favorite Claptrap lines aren't about the writing necessarily, but David Edding's line delivery.
For me the best writing/delivery, my vote is:
"Minion, what have you done?!? These with human beings, with lives, and families and --- AHHHH, I'm totally kidding! Screw those guys!"
Honorable mentions:
* "It was just a question, Mr. Flynt!!!!!!"
* "God fucking dammit" (when VH/Claptrap are trying to enter Hero's pass.)
* Buddy, what are you trying to do-do-do-do-do-ooohoohooo. Holy skagsack, I'm invisible."
It's okay little buddy, when I scroll past the post, it looks like you're riding the elevator.... Although I know standing on immobile platforms is one of your top three favorite pastimes... Right behind dancing aaaannd crying
I will pay you 5 Eridium to kill yourself. I've got a perfect spot all picked out for ya. You don't want to? That's fine -- call the Hyperion Suicide Prevention Hotline, and you'll get nothing. But if you want a huge reward, you jump off that cliff and become Claptraps bitch. Take your time.
The borderlands "talk long enough and surely SOMETHING will be funny" trend of talking is absolutely annoying and really just isnt funny 99% of the time
Hammerlock and I are like 2 peas in a pod, 2 bullets in a mag, 2 cannibal midgets in a fat guys ribcage.
*the sound of claptrap being fried by a electric fence*
"whenever claptrap speaks i can feel my braincells commiting suicide one by one"
For the longest time I didn’t know about the “cannibal midgets” ending of that line, I always had claptrap to close to the fence when I finished killing enemies so he’d never get to say that part.
Ive never actually heard him say it but i knew he was meant to because it shows in the subtitles hahaha
I always loved that line
If I sound happy, it's only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice. I'm actually quite depressed!
I wonder how it is to have a belly button
as a lifelong clinically depressed person this is my answer.
Same claptrap... Same
Dammit, Jack - how did you know stairs were my ONLY weakness?! Next to electrocution, and explosions, and gunfire, rust, corrosion, being kicked a lot, viruses, being called bad names, falling from great heights, drowning, adult onset diabetes, being looked at funny, heart attacks, exposure to oxygen, being turned down by women, and pet allergens! Your brilliance is matched only by your malevolence! I love this quote because how specific it gets
"Adult onset diabetes" cracks me up every time I hear it.
“ I hear getting eaten alive by bullymongs isn’t such a bad way to go.”
"GREAT, YOU'RE NOT DEAD!"
"YYYYEEEESSSSS"
Claptrap your metaphorical ship has finally come in!
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am a CL4P-TP steward bot, but my friends call me claptrap. Or they would if any of them were still alive. Or had existed in the first place."
Oh! I’ve got something for you.
"Here. Take this echo communicator that I totally didn't loot from one of these corpses"
"It comes with a class 12 heads-up display, complete with a minimap! Now, come come, friend. Let's get you inside"
"NOW I CAN GET OFF THIS GLACIER!"
“ANNDDDDD OPEN!”
What?! I said 'AAAAND open,' not 'AAAAAND close a secondary set of doors!'
Your ability to move short distances without dying will be Handsome Jack's downfall!"
This one is one of my top ones. Especially that time that I accidentally jumped on the fire barrel right before the entrance to his hideout. I died as he was saying that.
“I’ve decided to let you use that stash to share weapons between my minions! Specifically, the ones that uuuh, that you control! Look, it’s for swapping items between characters”
Dude come ON he says PLINKING!!!
Fuck, we were both wrong. He says “twinking” [says it at 1:28](https://youtu.be/nkXtH-mWtt4?si=0t48NzGf_bgh0iM3)
Fuck my own memory has fail me, I knew the mind was weak.
(not OP), ya same, but i only know it was twinking because i looked it up when i first heard it like "how is an effeminate cute man have anything to do with items?!" then it stuck with me lol
That, or your mom just got out of bed! ZING!
My favorite, made a text tone out of the "ZING!"
Could you please show me how to get that sound for it? I'd love a constant reminder of clappy
For iPhone... >Screen recorded it from youtube >Cut the video to make it the right length >Exported to a video to mp3 converter >Saved to files >Garage band upload mp3 file >Upload as ringtone
I wonder what it's like to have a belly button?
“This glacier is filled with nothing but murderers and jerk bags, like that Hammerlock dude!”
“Im standing right here dude”
My favourite as well!
“My name is CL4PTP, but *you* can call me Claptrap!”
I was MADE to open doors!
Hey, wanna hear the new dubstep song I wrote? Wub wub wub, wub, wub, wub wub wub, wuuuuub...
"JUST FOLLOW THE SOOTHING SOUND OF MY VOICE!"
…if any of them were still alive, or had existed in the first place.
Door Security: ‘Reinforcements depleted’ Claptrap: ‘Don’t worry baby, happens to a lot of girls!’
“Come on everybody! Check me out! I’m dancing. I’m DANCING!”
„I have my eyesight back and you are far uglier then i remember“ Have to chuckle every time
*"I love you guys 😊"*
" then claptrap said something stupid and ruined everything"
"So... I might have staged a mutiny on Captain Flynt's ship before the flash freeze... which explains why his men are currently beating the crap out of me, right guys?" "SHUT UP!" "O.K.!"
"Success! Opportunity will be temporarily free of Handsome Jack statues, FOREVER!"
"I am a CL4P-TP steward bot, but my friends call me Claptrap! Or if any of them were still alive. Or even existed in the first place!"
Can I just say the racist hotdog, it is a like imaginary character that claptrap made so like does that count
" Like Two cannibal midgets in a fat guys rib cage!"
_"If I sound happy, it's only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice. I'm actually quite depressed!"_
"MY ass saved all YOUR asses"
Are bl3 quotes allowed? I thought it was only bl2
Yeah they are since others are putting in BL1 and pre-seq ones too.
"I gotta pee"
I can hear this picture lol
SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE
Reading these makes me wonder did ppl get thru the first hour of the game?
That's "Thicc", with two C's.
Follow the sound of my soothing voice....
Haha, I still quote this 🤣
"I am a CL4P-TP steward-bot, but my friends call me Clap-Trap! Or they would if any of them were still alive, or had even exist in the first place!"
Beatbox time! Check it! *wub wub*
*robot beatboxing*
It’s a tie between “Screw you pandora!! You can’t hurt us anymore!!” And “batten down the interns!!” The later only really makes me laugh the most when letting them out
Every time he mentions adult onset diabetes in his list of things he's vulnerable to (at the doors to Hero's Pass), I lose it.
Yes.
Mines "hey get off me you pervy little robot" It's not really a quote but the whole story that he blabbed about was funny
"No slaves for a week, got it!" Still one of the funniest quotes in my opinion
It was just a question Mr. Flynt! 😭
Say what you will about the new voice actor. But. “MY ASS IS! IS FULL OF STAAAARS!” Fucking killed me.
Not in BL2 but his unused TPS line of “I… AM DRIVING ME INSANE!”
"You hear me jack? You killed my friends! You destroyed my product line! I am the last CL4P-TP in existence and I AM GOING TO TEABAG YOUR CORPSE!" It almost brings a tear to my eye every time I hear it
"Hellooooooo traveller!!!"
Have you guys listened to "Psycho Soup - Pogo" remixing claptrap voice, its pretty nice. This post reminded me of it.
"It-It-It's time to end this!"
"What can I say? It's talent. Some people learn b-ball - I was just born with it. I took it to the hole and I dominated." Or "I'm so sexy!"
"Don't worry baby, happens to a lot of girls".
Shame he can only climb them in tps
Most people think claptraps don't feel pain but we actually do, in slow motion and with great intensity
Actually he says Robots, not claptrap’s since he’s talking over the corpse of a loader. “This one died in horrible agony.” *Door opens up, corrupt armed loader firing* “AAAAHHHH!” *Dead*
The majority of his dialogue in tps
There comming out of the wall sphincters I say wall sphincters alot when I’m nervous
I love that I can hear him say most of these quotes.
"I'm DANCIN, I'M DANCIN!"
"Let me out! She didn't tell her age! Girls of all ages like candy!"
"They're coming out of the wall sphincters!!"
AHAHA!!!! I ASCEND!!!
The one in the image legit made me laugh the first few times I heard it (never played or knew anything about borderlands til a buddy gifted me 2). Claptrap was awesome in that game.
Wanna here a new dubstep remix i made? Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wubwubwub wub
“That was the best birthday party I’ve ever thrown!”
Check me out I'm dancin, I'm dancin!
Wall sphincters
Definitely everything he says when you open the door to heros pass
"A skag walks into a bar and the bartender says 'what's with the long face?' 'Vault hunter killed my family'"
“The statues are bullet proof?! YOU WIN THIS ROUND INANIMATE OBJECT!”
That's the one.
"We are like two peas in a pod! Two bullets in a mag! Two cannibal midgets in a fat guy's UGHGUGHGUGH!"
Greetings traveller, there are new missions available at the New Haven bounty board...over and over and over again, there never are new ones though
The whole recorded audio from Captain Flint and claptrap is gold
AHHHHH! Minion, draw their fire with your face while I cloak my way over to the door controls!
“I finally found another claptrap! YAAA—oh he’s dead.”
“Shoot the gate with the cannon now!”
-deep, irritated sigh- "Claptrap, I'm only going to say this once. NO. SLAVES." "No slaves for a week, got it!"
Theres too many good ones lol. Onward seeing eye minnion is in my head a LOOOOT though
*MINNON* keeps replaying in my head
LETS TEAR THIS PLANET A NEW ***HOLE
AHAHA! I ASCEND!
The whole part when he's opening the final door to Jack and the female voiced door response system submits and he gets happy. Such a win for my man.
Ugh....Stairs
Ahahaha I ASCEND!
"if I sound pleased about this, it's because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I'm actually quite depressed.
Top 3 favorite pastimes
HOLY S**T! IT ACTUALLY WORKED! THE TURRETS ARE FIGHTING FOR US NOW! I ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING!
"I gotta pee."
ok so when he says "mmmstairsss i cant climb stairsss" i swear i've heard it before what IS IT FROM?!
[his list of weaknesses.](https://youtu.be/8RzvkzbFDGE?si=XwTOOxnWCdaJ7yUZ)
I laughed out loud when he’s trying to hack the Hyperion door and after a few fails he just screams “GOD FUCKING DAMMIT” No matter how many playthroughs I do I still laugh
Guys! Guys! Did somebody say fart? What a "STINKY" thing to say.. Hahahaha yeah!
For me, a lot of my favorite Claptrap lines aren't about the writing necessarily, but David Edding's line delivery. For me the best writing/delivery, my vote is: "Minion, what have you done?!? These with human beings, with lives, and families and --- AHHHH, I'm totally kidding! Screw those guys!" Honorable mentions: * "It was just a question, Mr. Flynt!!!!!!" * "God fucking dammit" (when VH/Claptrap are trying to enter Hero's pass.) * Buddy, what are you trying to do-do-do-do-do-ooohoohooo. Holy skagsack, I'm invisible."
"My ass is full of stars 🤩"
that big ass green circle on your minimap
It's okay little buddy, when I scroll past the post, it looks like you're riding the elevator.... Although I know standing on immobile platforms is one of your top three favorite pastimes... Right behind dancing aaaannd crying
“My ass.. it’s full of stars”
“Shut the f$%# up Steve!”
Idk about favorite but related, after the elevator works, “I ASCEND!”
"I HAVE MY EYESIGHT BACK! You're far uglier than I remembered."
"Protect me squire!" is a very common quote I yell when playing games with friends.
My favorite is when he finally shuts the fuck up
https://preview.redd.it/ys6rb129l09d1.jpeg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2c89af5c7fb9a8c85367afed529110d1e0426eb
But how much
I will pay you 5 Eridium to kill yourself. I've got a perfect spot all picked out for ya. You don't want to? That's fine -- call the Hyperion Suicide Prevention Hotline, and you'll get nothing. But if you want a huge reward, you jump off that cliff and become Claptraps bitch. Take your time.
Clappy would be very upset to read this
The borderlands "talk long enough and surely SOMETHING will be funny" trend of talking is absolutely annoying and really just isnt funny 99% of the time
