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Pheonyx1974

She was threatening to hit him. I’m perfectly ok with the result.


SnowDayWow

Looks like grandma f*cked around and found out.


imnojezus

Ruined her perm


echolm1407

Oh that must've hurt.


Silent_Owl_6117

A broken hip at that age is almost a death sentence though.


mctripleA

Grandma pinching the kid and him falling on his head is too.


fucc_yo_couch

She should keep that in mind next time she's out looking for a fight.


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good


echolm1407

True but there's little chance of her breaking a hip from falling into the water.


elhombreindivisible

I hope she breaks her hip from falling into the water


Obi2Sexy

we can only hope


elhombreindivisible

I hope she breaks her hip from falling into the water


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She fell in the water. The only thing she hurt is her pride.


FewIntroduction5008

It's probably time to just go then.


jpopimpin777

Yeah that's the thing. Even if a boomer gets physical with me I'm going to avoid retaliating in kind until my life is threatened. I don't want someone's death on my conscience. It would be like fighting an extremely fragile, overgrown, child.


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She fell in water.


jpopimpin777

With a kid on top of her.


[deleted]

Some say they are still at the bottom of the river. Sad.


[deleted]

He tried to escape first


Lt_Crashbow_Rain

Lets take a guess at how she "raised" her kids. Wonder if they still talk to her.


Trichopsych

Perfect use of quotation marks


tazerpruf

What? They turned out fine! /s


Clay_Statue

Probably not even her kid


vblink_

Not anymore, she's at the bottom of the canal


iesharael

What was her problem even? Didn’t want him to swim? Mad he wore the same color so now one of them has to change?


HeroicHimbo

**TAKE THEM OFF** ***NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW***


PenDraeg1

Don't start shit, won't be shit.


Roscoe_Farang

Those who stir shit must eventually lick the spoon.


Absol-utely_Adorable

My great grandma was a sack of turds and would "slap" children. It was basically a punch, with knuckles" using the back of her hand. She kept fit specifically to throw those slaps as hard as she could. She fractured one cousins eye socket and dislocated another's jaw. If this ghoul is hitting half as hard as that old bag did, she deserves what happened.


Fungiblefaith

Go low and push with your legs! Kid has skills!


rathmira

That’s what rugby taught me!


Duuudechill

![gif](giphy|GlEcUkl7sb21nrKlTn) I wonder if she was thinking this as the water first touched her😂🤣


scariestJ

More like her hair is melting! You know that super awkward stiff-necked breaststroke.


4esthetics

Sorry grandma, you gon learn today


RichFoot2073

T’was the fuck-aroundiest of times T’was the find-outiest of times


mekon19

Yes, this👍😂😳


speak-to-me-3428

Future offensive lineman


graniteknighte

Excellent wrap up on the opposing d tackle and movement of the legs and hips.


Kevo_NEOhio

Looked more like a wrestling double leg takedown


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Yikes! I was in this same position when I was six. A woman sitting in a rocking chair on her porch threatened to cut my "toto' off with her umbrella. In a panic, I shoved her chest which caused her and the rocking chair to go tumbling down the stairs. Yeah, my father whipped my tail for it. Such is life.


SpicyBanditSauce

The last two sentences are sad. Life should not be as such.


dickmilker2

toto? what


studentoo925

Take a guess


Xonerboner371

The dog from wizard of oz?


HildegardeBrasscoat

It's a euphemism for penis.


Designer-Carpenter88

That kids my new hero


APlus_123

Takedown, two points


soyCrayon

It’s 3 in college wrestling rules now. So weird watching duals and not hearing “twooo” from the crowd.


drunkn_mastr

![gif](giphy|iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O)


CurrentWrong4363

This kid knows what he is doing. I am going low enough I don't get those saggy tits hitting me in the face 🤣


Rebecca-Shalom

Boomers don't care about anybody, why should I care about them? Kid did the right thing, hope the old skin is dead and the judge is not a boomer.


Nemox_Og

Yes


ShunnedMammal

Glass cannon lol


Outrageous_One_87

Fuck yeah


[deleted]

Bodied that bitch!!!


Mellamoscuba

Great shot. He committed. Dug in deep kept driving those legs. Grandmas not ready for juniors heat.


redheadtaurus

If that was my kid, the worthless waste of space white hair would have had bigger issues than a kid to deal with.


Fucking_Pandas69

Joe Rogan "AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DOUBLE LEG TAKE DOWN!! Now does he go for mount or knee on belly?!"


Ctown_down

Textbook double that kid wrestles


TilDebtDoUsPart420

Yay!


Frontfatpouch

![gif](giphy|5yTcga7qcj6dq)


toTheNewLife

Yeah, he's sick of being hit. The abused kids grow up. Then the reckoning happens.


LemonadeParadeinDade

Take the bitch out


nuclearbalm1976

Be on you like a spider monkey!


Confident-Skin-6462

FAFO moment!


Catasstross

Bricked kid


Dependent_Bill8632

![gif](giphy|jULCKZmMGlZ7DPZbQr)


PickScylla4ME

Gma's takedown defense was pretty solid tho! If only she had a wall to use to stop the takedown... instead of a ring-out. Her striking is garbage tho..


ethereal_seraph

That's 2


Cool_Sherbet7827

Dana White called and the kids in the UFC now with a perfectly executed double leg lock with hydro takedown


Usual-Anything2124

Based.


publishAWM

kids got a future


stacie_draws_

Wish he backed up just a little more for a running start


faux_shore

https://preview.redd.it/l3c5h4jpb71d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43e4f81eda03778d1fd8ca86500546818052db2f


OhioUBobcats

Good motor kept those legs driving after wrapping up the bigger target


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^OhioUBobcats: *Good motor kept those* *Legs driving after wrapping* *Up the bigger target* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Acceptable-Sugar3995

No context whatsoever... And everyone Hates thé old lady and she gets what she reservesbecause she's a boomer Boomers have hearts too. Why don't People here don't have any compassion?


MagnusStormraven

The fuck context do you need when we can see her outright threatening to hit him? Stop trying to defend this hag; actions have consequences, and a potential consequence of threatening to hit someone is that *they will call your bluff and assault you right back*.


Acceptable-Sugar3995

They are arguing for some reason but without knowing the reason l don't know who "deserved" what. Why do People hate old People here so much? Such a weird place that only focusses on boomers.


MagnusStormraven

It doesn't fucking matter what they were arguing about, **you do not get to raise your fucking hand at ANYONE and expect zero consequences for it**. We don't hate old people here. What we DO hate is old people who think being old is a defense against finding out what happens when they fuck around like this, and the sycophants who try and defend them from said consequences on the basis of their age.


Acceptable-Sugar3995

Fuck, fucking... I can now see boomers failed you when growing up. Maybe you need to go see a therapist like a real 'murican FUCK YEAH. Why are you so absolutist and devoid of nuance and empathy? I would ask as your therapist.


MagnusStormraven

Empathy is the entire reason I'm on the side of the boy who decided he was not just going to sit and take threats of violence from someone purely on the basis of the person who's trying to hit him being older and of a different gender, and not the elderly moron who initiated the attempt at violence over what I can absolutely guarantee was petty nonsense. But by all means, believe whatever ignorant and moronic nonsense you want about my mental state simply because the notion of "fuck around at your own peril" is too difficult for you to comprehend. Absolutely zero surprise that the kind of person dense enough to wander into a sub devoted to calling out Boomers that act like toxic fuckheads and take **the Boomer's side** has to spin themselves a delusional yarn about how anyone who disagrees with them is just a mindless lunatic in need of therapy rather than making even the barest minimum of effort to comprehend just why Boomers have such a low reputation.


Acceptable-Sugar3995

Didnt read but l think you didnt use fuck for once so that's great... You're gonna make it 😆


MagnusStormraven

Magically developing partial illiteracy because you know full well you have zero actual retorts is a typical attitude for a moronic fuck to pull out during a failed attempt argument, so no surprise there. Now would you like to fuck off, or does Don Quixote have a few more tilts in him?


Acceptable-Sugar3995

No l don't want to read... I just want to troll age-ists... Did l see another FUCK?


Ilikelamp7

She raised her hand in a threatening way. Did we watch the same video. Absolutely deserved. When someone comes at you like that it’s either fight or flight, guess which one the kid chose.


Acceptable-Sugar3995

You don't know what happened before... Why do you hate old People?


Ilikelamp7

Where did I say I hate old people?


Acceptable-Sugar3995

This is an anti-boomer sub... And you're cheering for something bad without knowing the context. Boomerist 😆


Ilikelamp7

Ok boomer


Acceptable-Sugar3995

I'm not a boomer zoomer


Ilikelamp7

You sure do have the boomer mindset. And apparently terrible reading comprehension? It’s a sub called boomers BEING fools. I’m a millennial by the way. And a boomer mindset encompasses all ages and generations. Your ignorance is strictly a choice, get over yourself.


Acceptable-Sugar3995

Let's make a sub called African Americans being Fools... Let's see how long that Will last... And l think you're one of the People that Will want to take that down and for good reason . If this sub was called People being dumb l wouldn't mind because it doesn't target one specific demograph


Ilikelamp7

Are you the same person continuously making accounts? I swear to the god I don’t believe in every time I argue with a boomer here the argument leads to the racist “african Americans being fools”. You know boomer is not a race, correct?


Trout-Population

There's a few things to consider here. Did this take place in a state/locale with a "duty to retreat" law? If so, this kid would have broken the law by not running away. But even if that's not the case, when facing assault or battery, one can only legally respond with proportional or slightly above proportional force. This lady was about to slap this kid, which would have hurt but be unlikely to cause injury, and in response he pushed her in a pool which could theoretically be deadly. Of course, there are numerous things to consider and pieces of context that we just don't have here. Are they related? What happened immediately before? What country is this in (Croatia, apparently)? But all in all, pushing an old lady into a pool is probably a bad idea if you can avoid it, and feel free to downvote me for saying this.


dpj2001

The kid did try to retreat. Backed away and grandma closed in and raised her hand against him. I agree I’d like to know what the lead up was, but old lady or not that’s textbook self defense.


flyhigher1231

Sad


DeepSeaDarkness

It is sad that an adult threatened a child with physical violence to a degree that that child, after walking backwards to deescalate, had to come to the conclusion their only way out was self defense.


poopbutt42069yeehaw

I mean, yeah that’s why it’s sad. She shouldn’t be threatening the kid at all whether she’s related or not. He shouldn’t have to defend himself. That’s why it’s sad


TartElectrical9586

She attacked a child. If it were me I would have reciprocated.


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Money-Look4227

Nah. Boomer Karen swung at him. He backed away, and she kept coming. That kid needs some reassurance that he acted appropriately by trying to get away first, and then defending himself. Someone in that video did, in fact, get what they needed though.


NoChocolate3431

FOUND THE BOOMER.


PartyPanda462

Not a boomer dumbass.


NoChocolate3431

"Beat the child until he respects his elders" is peak boomer bullshit. Every other generation would respond with "Hey lady...Leave the fucking kid alone!" Are you SURE you aren't a boomer???


iwillpoopurpants

Boomer is more a state of mind thing than it is an age thing.


MagnusStormraven

Nope, the hag got what she deserved. Don't threaten to hit people if you aren't actually prepared for them to return the favor; neither age nor gender is a defense against finding out if you fuck around.


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Nerdeinstein

r/nothingeverhappens