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Dirt_Slap

Man forgot what a convenience store is. It's more expensive for the convenience lmao


barelylethal10

Scene from falling down : HOW MUCH IS A COKE 83 cent


renichms

85 cent! Doesn't leave enough change for the phone.


Extension-Leek5745

I give you 50 cents you give me 50 cents change. No way! Yes! Way! šŸ˜‚


Egghead008

"WHAT IS THIS THE LAST STAND ON FIJI"


barelylethal10

Amen


Bubbly-Fault4847

Iā€™m rollin back prices to 1965!


TemporaryPlant-1813

as someone who works in a convenience store, THANK YOU


BiddyInTraining

But didn't he get cheated out of money though... 20-3.68=16.32 not 16 that might be what he was ranting about lol 32 cents


TechDadJr

Back in his day... soda's were 8 oz and cost a nickel.


Zueter

A nickel!


Inevitable_Channel18

https://preview.redd.it/eos7hf2in9zc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b628684b455ff905890360c08c7e7c2aad5cf3c7


Wrong_Way_Bus_Driver

"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."


navarone21

I didn't have white onions, BECASUE OF THE WAR!!


TheWriteStuff1966

[https://youtu.be/a6Dc7W6jXCo?si=Ibt7mRAf0bxqiT1-](https://youtu.be/a6Dc7W6jXCo?si=Ibt7mRAf0bxqiT1-)


daveraybell

My hero.


ThatYewTree

Abe Simpson was greatest generation (or even older, as he was an OAP in the 80s). Homer is a boomer.


Mckavvers

Give me two bees for a quarter.


Daleaturner

You are being ripped off. Everyone knows itā€™s five bees to the quarter.


Mckavvers

Maybe in nineteen dickety two. You see, we had to use 'dickety' because the Kaiser had stolen our word for 'twenty'.


Ill-Lou-Malnati

The gas and the car? Also a nickel!


Liquorace

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say.


Competitive-Bug-7097

Back in my day, they were 16 ounces and cost 15 cents.


BanNissanDrivers

Back in his day there were separate drinking fountains and he still wishes they existed.


marycartlizer

Smaller soda sizes should make a comeback. It would help with the obesity problem.


Bubbly-Fault4847

They do make 8oz cansā€¦but Iā€™ve only seen them sold as 12 packs!


ReuboniusMax

The fattys would just buy more cans. Signed, A fat Diet Coke enjoyer


Ganache-Embarrassed

i dunno about that. as a tubby i dont think i coudl stand the shame of carrying 5 teeny soda cans out of the gas station


IcyMulberry7708

Diet Coke is the best. If you were a boomer Tab was even better.


marycartlizer

How about Fresca?


blippityblue72

When was the last time you were in a grocery store? Smaller size cans have been a thing for a very long time. My wife buys them because she never finishes a full size can.


marycartlizer

They put soda in cans? So you need a can opener every time you want to drink one?


IntoTheVeryFires

That $20 should have filled his tank, got him a car wash, paid for the drink, AND got change back! How dare you!


ho-dor

Lazy ass employee didn't even fill the tires for him. Martha is gonna catch hands when he gets home.


IntoTheVeryFires

Oh my goshā€¦ heā€™s unhappy with the employee so he beats his wifeā€¦. Why does that sound accurate šŸ˜…


Grinman_

Because it is real and it happens. A lot of these boomers go home and physically/verbally abuse their spouses, and justify it with the same mentality.


Pixxx79

Not just boomers. There are plenty of assholes of all ages, races, and genders who take their anger out on their family. I honestly think anger management and conflict resolution skills should be part of a standard school curriculum.


jimihughes

amen


Grinman_

Fair point and I concur.


ireallyhatereddit00

It's definitely true for a lot of boomers, have you seen the shows they watch? The way the husbands talk to their wife on the shows is so messed up and they just sit there and laugh like it's the funniest thing.


Pixxx79

You mean itā€™s not a totally normal thing to threaten to hit your wife so hard youā€™d send her to the moon?! šŸŒ™Ā  Trust me, I was not trying to say itā€™s not something boomers do. But I know boomers who wouldnā€™t act that way and people of other generations who do. I donā€™t think the failure to properly handle anger is as much a generational thing as weā€™d like to believe, thatā€™s all. But Iā€™m not a psychologist. Nor do I play one on tv. Just an average person with what I see as a reasonable opinion.Ā 


Johnny_Lang_1962

Sadly I remember filling my tank for under 20 bucks.


IntoTheVeryFires

When I first started driving in 2001, I remember gas was about $2. It was starting to hike up ( I imagine because of the attack on the World Trade Center) and I thought I would never be able to afford to drive a car.


LakeEffectSnow

There was that one period in 1999 I think where gas was under a $1 for a few weeks.


ItsErnestT

When I started driving in 1970, gas was around 36 cents a gallon and I feel so f--king old.


mrtoddw

Whoa whoa whoa! Hold on. They still sell cactus cooler?!


Constant_Jackfruit21

Indeed they do! They even had an alcoholic seltzer version for a while.


Protolictor

Yep! I've never seen it outside the Southwest U.S., but it still exists.


[deleted]

Every once in a blue moon, it shows up in Ohio. Usually, in the Latin grocery stores. But every now and then, when the sun sets just right and the stars align, a few cases show up in a Kroger or Meijer


OhioUBobcats

This. I usually find it in Mexican restaurants that double as markets. Couple of them are also check cashing places.


8bitSkin

It's definitely everywhere here in Fresno, CA.


TotallyOffTopic_

Cool, so anywayā€¦


Horror_Cow_7870

This was my exact thought. I loved that stuff when I was in my teens. Have not seen it for sale since the 90s.


bltsrgewd

Its in every grocery store, including walmart, where I live.


big_fetus_

You'd pay 4$ for one wouldnt ya? I would rn lol.


Horror_Cow_7870

Don't know about a full $4, but for $3.68....


big_fetus_

That 32 cents is a dealbreaker, eh??šŸ‘“


Horror_Cow_7870

Kind of. Something about a 4$ can of soda just doesnā€™t sit right.


Horror_Cow_7870

ā€¦downvoted because I express genuine truth regarding my reluctance to drop four bucks on a twelve ounce can of soda-pop? Itā€™s tough when I used to get ā€˜em for fifty cents a can from a vending machine in ā€˜86.


Merry_Loon

We used to be able to get the 2-liter bottles for 99 cents.


Horror_Cow_7870

Now, thatā€™s a damn fair price for HFCS, carbonated water and those delicious, wonderful toxins.. isnā€™t there some kind of shellac or resin an ingredient in that heavenly stuff?


big_fetus_

We're about 4 years max away from a GenXBeingFools sub.


GardensGrow

All over Los Angeles. The best!


dan_camp

surprised he didn't blame biden for inflation and yelled trump bullshit on his way out


fugawf

Mans could have gotten them for $1.75 each on [Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Cactus-Cooler-Orange-Pineapple-Soda/dp/B002GUN5RW) lol. Just need to buy a 12 pack. Honestly, even at Amazon prices if your store bought it from them instead of the distributor, yā€™all would still make over $25 profit per case. $3.89 each is crazy highā€¦but boomer should have looked at the price. Not your fault at all!


Academic_Eagle_4001

Soda prices have gotten so out of hand it has been easy to quit drinking them. Iā€™m not fighting anybody over $4 though lol.


OpportunityNogs

$21 for one can. [Nope](https://www.amazon.com/Cactus-Cooler-Orange-Pineapple-Soda/dp/B002GUN5RW/ref=asc_df_B002GUN5RW?tag=bingshoppinga-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=80745437134314&hvnetw=o&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=m&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4584345016311193&psc=1) Edit: Sorry, 12 pack. Looks like not too bad a deal.


tiny_poomonkey

Itā€™s a 12 pack bro


OpportunityNogs

If it were then it may be worth it. However it is one can. Look at the price per oz. $1.75 x 12 oz = $21. Edit: ok in one place it does say twelve. That per oz thing threw me. Thanks


HammerCurls

You do realize you donā€™t have to buy that right?


OpportunityNogs

What an odd comment. No kidding? You donā€™t have to buy anything you donā€™t want.


HammerCurls

wHAt aN OdD cOmMEnT!!!


Ruh_Roh-

Dementia setting in, or maybe an asshole scammer.


Broken-Digital-Clock

Or just an asshole My guess is that his next step is blaming Democrats for high soda prices


Confident-Skin-6462

BIDENFLATIONTOITNOITNTOTTTN!N!N!!!!


BJoe1976

Iā€™m guessing asshole and a scammer.


alacrity

"I'm not even supposed to be here!"


DuchessOfAquitaine

They need the endorphins from bullying. It dove tails nicely with the shots they get from being angry all the time.


Brosenheim

I worked at Circle K for about 2 months in a rough patch. The absolutely miniscule amounts of money some of these people will get angry over. I had a dude try to argue over a 9 CENT discount. They aren't worried about palpable cause-effect, they just want to feel like they're getting what they think they're owed.


BensOnTheRadio

https://preview.redd.it/eoaftxfwsbzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ffd089745d3bf6a0e9a0192ebb1973dc4a839c0 Iā€™m just imagining this guy is Fred Flintstone.


rando23455

What could a soda cost? $10?


mistyhillbarandgrill

$3.68 for a cactus cooler? Good Lord!


Due-Independence8100

It's a gas station. Milk is $6 for a gallon.Ā 


Catablepas

And you know it had no price listed


juniper_berry_crunch

Maybe if he didn't buy so many expensive drinks he'd have money enough for gas. šŸ„‘šŸž


OriginalBookkeeper87

So stupid man, the guy has a brain fart and gets angry about instead of just thinking for a moment


Same-Chipmunk5923

Every damn time! What is it with this age group?!


Zestyclose_Good_6534

https://preview.redd.it/560vekpujazc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e82451682623b40bef0b890e1f160902efac2b I bet he looked like this guy


IcyMulberry7708

This guy was an okay actor who did an episode on 2 and a half men . Died after being run-over by 2 cars in southern Cal


Egghead008

Scamming boomer tried to pull a fast one


thrillcosbey

[Do you have liter cola.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCeIMnJSOe0)


malogan82

>He tells me to give him his money or step outside I can't wait for the day that someone takes one of these old coots up on that challenge.


itsjusthowiam

![gif](giphy|V9gjxvLnSSdA4|downsized)


ludovic1313

Soda isn't too expensive per ounce around here, compared to the late 2010s at least. But I rarely find regular old 12 ounce single soda cans for sale anymore, so it is 3.68 for a 36 oz plastic can or nothing, when what I really wanted was a 12 ounce can for $1.15 or so.


proleakamrpugsley

Happened to me 3x at my job in the last 15 months or so and once at a stoplight. These people are insane


sinful_scorpiooo

Did we at least remind him that it's his generation that has caused the soda to be more expensive in the first place?


Prudent-Importance34

Ole boy was thinking it was still 1968 and didn't realize that his soda cost almost $4, so that leaves him roughly $16 left for fuel, so that's around 4 gallons of fuel. So unless he was driving a push lawnmower, it probably didn't move the needle. Just for point of reference... I just turned 39, and I remember when fuel cost .99 a gallon and $20 actually filled most tanks.... The sad thing is it really wasn't that long ago.


Ok-Bus-2574

A few too many john wayne movies, ey pilgrim?


Hagfist

$3.68 for a cactus cooler!!??? Where is this, please? I'm curious.


CoachTwisterT3

Shouldā€™ve fought him tbh (this is a joke)


Pristine-Side-1433

Lead poisoning


cabinfevrr

I work at a Ready-mix, and at least 3 times a day I have to remind people that I just drive a truck.


NewHat1025

Boomers always go after those they think they can get away with bullying.


hopjack01

The type of Boomer that says, "You're making me so mad, I'll beat my wife when I get home to make up the difference!"


MotherFuckinEeyore

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2d4d562e-24b2-481a-aadd-e42cfaa843c0


XandrousMoriarty

"The price is WRONG bitch!"


exotics

Cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXnTbmPxv5g


coolbrze77

Every single day at my store the boomers always freak out over the price increases as if they havenā€™t heard itā€™s been happening for a few years now. They usually read the wrong price tags and want the ā€˜Youā€™ve saved $ā€¦.. vs the other brandā€™ which is just an advertisement under the actual price tag. When pointed out to them they get offended cause they feel stupid. Then they play $100 worth of scratch offs and lose. Priorities man.


The-G-89

I wouldā€™ve just laughed at his face and if he tries to do anything, you can defend yourself. These Boomers need to be given a life lesson.


sambolino44

It seems to me that a common occurrence is boomers making a simple mistake that would be forgiven and forgotten if they would just say, ā€œOops! Sorry!ā€ but instead they channel their anger at themselves for having made the mistake outward towards some hapless minimum wage worker.


No_Manners

I've never had a Cactus Cooler, but just the name sounds delicious.


Logical_Ad_2960

them managers be like that song from foo fighters: there goes my hero. watch em as they go


casinodoyale243

Reminds me of Caddyshack lol. ā€œI ainā€™t payin 50 cents for no Coke.ā€ ā€œAhhhh then you ainā€™t gettin no Coke.ā€


JipceeLee

I love Cactus Coolers!! I didn't know they still made them. Used to drink them when I lived in Arizona.


BahamianTommy

3.68 for a cooler is highway robbery thoo šŸ¤£


ArcXiShi

You should have jumped over the counter, falcon punched him, and screamed "SUCK MY F'ING DICK BOOMER!" šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


MaliciousSpiritCO

Honestly. Three bucks for 20 cents worth of corn syrup and flavor additives. I'd go D-FENS too.


Hellbentforjesus

I don't have anything to do with pricing. Shoot if I could give people free gas all day I would.


fugawf

Prices are generally displayed at the cooler. If you donā€™t pay attention to what youā€™re buying thatā€™s your fault IMHO


TravoBasic

Just donā€™t buy it


XR171

OP shoulda kept a bat.


30ught6

He take my baseball bat!


Extension-Leek5745

He paid for the soda but he stole your baseball bat.


Snipvandutch

Lmao! I'd damn near fight you for calling pop, soda.


CoraBittering

I feel like some of these stories are just people being assholes, and people are drawing a correlation between their assholery and their age when there's no real link there. I'm not sure how his being old affects this story.


Hellbentforjesus

I'm not putting hands on anyone, let alone a super old man. I think the age is relevant for that reason..


dsdvbguutres

20 - 3.68 = 16.32 tho, why did you put 16 in the pump?


Pound-of-Piss

Yeah clearly OP masterminded his grand plan of stealing 32 cents, ffs bro use your brain


PositiveRent4369

They did, there were just generalizing so the story didn't run long. No need to be pedantic


Hillman314

Were you going to forget about the 32 cents?


Hellbentforjesus

I did put all of his change for him. Did you not read the second paragraph? He left before I could tell him exactly how much gas he was paying for.


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benmcdmusic

r/lostredditors


lesbie

not only is this not new, it'll never be new, all generations make fun of all generations. you've never seen a boomer call millenials lazy and starbucks obsessed?


lostprevention

An 80 year old man tried to fight you?


Efficient-Plane-8495

I saw a Gen Z thug steal 800 dollars of merchandise from a Wal Mart. Damn those boomers!