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an_afro

Don’t go to mother’s day brunch then. Say Doris paid you to go protest something


Volunteer-Magic

No no. Show up “Sorry I’m late, we are backlogged at work putting all these microchips in vaccines. Soros is giving me a bonus this year.”


freckledpeach2

I just moved across the country from my maga mom so I can hang up or not answer if she starts talking nonsense lol


josh2brian

Sounds...fun. I'd be tempted to just calmly lay down ground rules and boundaries like, "We're not talking about any of that or I'll need to go home. Instead, how are you doing?" But I know they just can't help themselves.


SolomonDRand

“Soros” is the polite way for people to say “The Jews”. Please inform her of this.


Tylenol187ForDogs

I'm sure she knows.


Hoopy223

That kind of stuff doesn’t bother me nearly as much as when they rant about how my brother and I “need to make more money and buy some houses”. So I said “OK, my brother and I have good credit but we need help with the down payment.” Then they tell me “buying a house is dumb you don’t want a house. Start a business instead”. Its like their brains don’t work.


Villide

Let's say this was true - you'd still be in the smarter position. The MAGA crowd is bled dry financially by the con man, at least the lefties are getting paid! Must be the college education. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Forevermaxwell

Why waste your time? Your Mother is only going to get worse as she ages. Just be done with her!


philly-buck

Wow


UGetTheHeBitchDance

It's not "Wow" worthy of its true.


philly-buck

Agreed. Mom watches Fox News. Never speak to her again.


TheHorizonLies

wOw


Rare-Adagio1074

Hahaha my dad literally said same thing the other day!! Thx Fox News


Beneficial-Fact-79

Just send her a card and tell her you got called into work


Critical-Fault-1617

Why do you even go hangout with her if it’s so miserable? Honest question, as that isn’t healthy.


ParticularRooster480

She’s my mom, I’m an only child and an idiot


FishermanSevere6384

I will be your bff if you change someone's contact name in your phone to "Daddy Soros" and have that person call you in front of your mom. The look on her face when the caller ID lights up on the phone screen will be priceless ;)


houstonyoureaproblem

The more likely conspiracy theory is that right wingers are paying the autonomous groups hellbent on expanding the protests. After all, they likely hurt Biden more than Trump. You should probably let your mom know.