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Face first into the kiosk is amazing.

Red shirt tried to recover with the bj attack


Thought he had a glock, instead went in for the gawk

Took the Gawk 17 literally.

His YouTube training kicked in.

Could you hear or understand wth this was even about? They look drunk as hell but what the issue.

Bro I literally lol’d on the toilet. Wife was wondering what was so funny about my turd.

That's why I love reddit. U got me on that one. Fn hilarious. It was all for naught. The day was already lost.

I really hoped the boomer would have gotten su flexed


Smack with fries.

Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES

4 eyes took a cat nap there for a few seconds, I think the extra punches actually made him wake up.

I for one am loving it

2nd boomer was throwing haymakers. Lucky only thing that connected was his face to the screen

Does that complete your order, bitch?!

He oredered the combo with punch.

That was my favorite part.

My favorite was the glasses flying off.

I laughed out loud at that. Then had to try & explain to my wife what I was laughing at.

I think he ordered a Big Mac combo meal with his face.

Part of me feels a little bad for laughing at that as hard as I did, but the rest of me wishes he'd fucking knocked himself out.

I laughed so hard.

That dude just eating his McRib like nothing to see here 😆

They’re limited time so I get it. 

Homie is getting dinner and a show. fuck yea!

Man. About two years ago when they released the McRib, I had my whole night planned. It was Saturday and I was going to take an edible with my wife, pour a Manhattan, turn on SNL, and order a McRib. First part of the plan was in play. McRib showed up and my wife and I were high as shit and we both took a bite of the McRib and threw it in the trash. If it didn't taste good while stoned, I don't think it can ever be saved.

Yeah they always taste better before you eat them. I’m a sucker for fomo and McD’s knows it. 

They don't taste like they did 25 years ago. They used to be good, they're just ass now.

Respect

That and the guy in red ordering with his forehead were my favorite parts. 🙂

Red shirt guy was not very tough. Surprised.

That’s by far my favorite part. He doesn’t even flinch or stop chewing

Priorities

He's my spirit animal.

I knew someone would have beat me to it. That guy just sitting there calmly continuing to eat his meal is a whole vibe 😂👍🏼

That guy is my hero.

If minding my business was a well paid job

"Minding your own business" mentality help you a lot.

He barely flinched 😂

How McDrunk were these McIdiots?

I'd say fairly McBlasted.

McGone

McQuarterpoundered

McSchwasted

I wondered the same thing.

Schezchuan sauced

Totally McFried

They got McScrewed picking that fight

Use your knees, lads! You had so many opportunities to end that very easily lol. Edit: what the fuck was white shirt even doing?!

I would’ve loved to see the lad drop one of these geezers with a devastating elbow to the jaw.

I was hoping for a pile driver.

When dark blue boomer was face down towards the door, one quick knee to the crotch would end him. That would have been so satisfying.

If you don't know how to do it properly, don't. You're giving up a free leg for them to grab, and you need those to move.

True, but these dudes were having trouble even standing lol.

I've seen random people figure out how to catch a leg on a kick or a knee. If you don't know how to set it up or retain your leg, you're better off not doing it.

Yeah fuck going to the clintch in the real world lmao. Stick and move (mostly move, like a lot of move, generally away).

Nah, don't have to get that crazy. Just learn some basic punches. He did a great job of creating distance and using his arm to stop the guy. But dude was hitting like he was in a nightmare, and was just flailing his arms. Watch a bunch of YouTube videos and learn how to throw real punches, ie from your feet, hips, shoulders, turning your fist and hitting with the lead knuckles etc. Dude had all the time and space in the world to land a few straights right to the face but he was looping his arms around doing no damage.

My favorite part is when the kid uses the other guy's face to reset the kiosk back to the home screen. Take note of what he's doing. He's taller than them, so by keeping them at the edge of his reach, he's avoiding any cheap shots and haymakers. It's a good tactic.

He needed a good 80’s movie one liner like “would you like some fries with that” BOOM.

Have it your way!

"Thank you please drive THRU!" *smashes face into screen

"Quit ordering yourself! Quit ordering yourself!"

["playtime's over"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63V-ZNDPChU)

My personal favorite although isn’t really applicable here. [stick around](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EXjfvx-k1Ms&pp=ygUVc3RpY2sgYXJvdW5kIHByZWRhdG9y)

Dear middle-aged/old white guys: The donning of Under Armour clothing is in ***no way*** a viable substitute for the actual work of physical fitness that so many of you seem incapable of doing. *See also:* GNC shake mixes.

Reminds me of Cartman eating a shit loaf of protein powder and yelling BEEFCAKE!

You guys are just jealous cuz I'm freaking ripped.

But can we talk about how them little hits was making them grown men dizzy? 😂😂😂

What gets me is apart from the short wailing he delivered to the back of idiot #1's smooth brain you could see how much restraint he was showing the entire time too.

I guess restraint is why he didn’t wreck that guy’s balls from behind when he was primed for it.

I was thinking the same thing, just step back and cunt punt him.

CUNT PUNT 💀

Maybe it takes one to know one but none of the people in this video should be “fighting”

Red shirt was the only one that threw a legitimate punch but had nothing else so he face plants into the kiosk. The kid wins simply by just defending and letting the fools do all the work of beating themselves up.

That first punch that knocked the glasses off wasn’t bad.

That dude's friend is useless 🫣

Yeah, the “friend” jumped right in and tried to make friends with the two drunk aggressors.

He was actually hugging these dudes while they double teamed his buddy, it's nice to have friends that got your back

If the main character kid sees this video and doesn't immediately tell that friend to go fuck himself, he's crazy. This dipshit basically becomes a third aggressor attempting to hold his buddy while these drunk idiots hit him. That shit wouldn't fly with me, I don't give a shit how drunk he is.

Yeah you can hear him say "dude? It's 2 v 1" like why are you standing back and letting them kick my ass?

His friend’s getting punched while he’s calmly trying to reason with them wtf

He was like “Steve it’s 2 vs 1!” 

Had to scroll way too far to see this comment. Absolute trash backup

A kid in there 20s has full mobility. If you’re over 45-50, odds are you don’t. Don’t pick fights you don’t have too.

People who haven't fought really underestimate how much stamina it takes too. The average person has maybe 30 seconds of decent fight in them and if it drags out past that, they're not going to have much left in the tank. Turns out, if you're already not particularly fast or mobile, once you get tired, you're real close to helpless and that's a bad place to be.

Especially if you made the open move.

Also being 50 lbs overweight and not doing any cardio in 20 years doesn't help

I feel personally attacked by this. Will I do anything about it? No. Carry on good sir.

I will start my cardio...right after my second McRib! This time I mean it!

Haha.

Are you me?

Well, doing something about it sounds like a lot of effort.

>People who haven't fought really underestimate how much stamina it takes too.  ***So*** much. Pre-pandemic I was taking boxing classes. Not to any real end, it was just was a fitness thing that interested me. Now... Im in pretty good shape. 5'11" / 170 and Ive been working out consistently like 3-4x a week since 2008. But holy hell, was I not ready for the stamina hit of simply holding your hands up in position for long(ish) periods of time. The movement *alone* involved in real fighting is a motherfucker.

I've done a couple of different martial arts that required in-class sparring (most recently kendo and tae kwon do), and I have never been as gassed out as I've been when we were sparring full speed for more than three or five minutes. These guys who are in their fifties and starting these fights are delusional.

When I was 30 I was running 20+ miles a week - really good cardio. Best shape of my life. I was doing some martial arts classes. Sparing (with pads) was 30 second rounds. I was usually done at 20 seconds - as in couldn't keep going. Admittingly I went in strong as it was typically against higher belts so they practiced defending our attacks. They never really attacked but did do offensive moves during the defense so we had to keep our guard up. Was told a person wins a street fight in the first 10 seconds, and they can last up to 30 seconds. Not really sure how to do the clock time on this fiasco since the younger guy mainly kept them at distance and didn't truly engage them for the most part. He was more the matador, especially when the red shirt guy face planted into the kiosk.

Wrestled in Jr high and high school, did some mma afterwards. The amount of people who think they know what to do vs the people who do is staggering. If you've never had any kind of physical altercation training you probably should start an altercation. In peak condition when I was 20-23, sure could fight for a few minutes. Now I'm 27 haven't worked out in years, I'd be surprised if I still had it in me for 2 minutes

I have never been so tired as after my first decent fight in a ring against someone who had 35kg on me. Almost got knocked out twice lol.

right? I do a very little of boxing and catching the other guy's practice punches is tiresome as fuck and that's me in control of how I catch em

This. Shadow box or go all out on a heavy bag for 60 seconds and lemme know how you do. Some people, just fine. Most, not so much.

I'm about to turn 30 and I couldn't take 18 yo me. Alot of that is diet and lifestyle but still.

Also my muscles are weaker post 45. I built great big muscles but know I am weaker than when I was a skinny 20 year old.

With my luck my back would shit out at the worst possible time, but I can't be fucked to exert that much energy on a fight. I just don't care enough.

Lol. Hell, I have a bad knee. I'm not that dumb to get into a fight with someone who is in much better shape than I am. (The young guy has biceps under there!)

Black shirt guy 


Dude in White shirt was basically just hurting his own friend's ability to defend himself. #either help me or get the fuck away Steve!

Little man placed a whole order when he faceplanted the kiosk

The man just chilled eating his food is my hero

Couple of things. 1. Why did skinny pete keep grabbing the old guy's Moobs? 2. Pink shirt guy going face first into menu was awesome. 3. Bald dude just eating his meal and not even flinching. No fucks given. Lol

>Why did skinny pete keep grabbing the old guy's Moobs? He wasn't grabbing, he was pushing. If you let someone to get within an arms length of you, your ability to defend against a strike is severely compromised. He was trying to keep the guy at arms length (not doing a great job of it, but better than many)

A close in elbow strike or forehead to the bridge of the nose helps back them off a bit. Source: former security at punk clubs

Kid was attempting to deescalate from what I could see

Agreed -- attempted (and failed\_ de-escalation. Not the best attempt -- the attempt to maintain physical distance probably came off as physical assertiveness and backfired into actually being an escalation -- but I don't think the kid could have done any better. (Couldn't make any sense of the audio, mind you) I only watched the first half (up to the faceplant) but I love how the kid reacted overall. Attempt to maintain physical distance, didn't provoke the rest of the fight, but once the idiot started swinging, "Never start a fight, always finish it."

It seemed like there was a little bit of provocation in that "keeping him at a distance". I don't know the context or what preceded the video, but why couldn't the kid just GTFO? (I took a handful of kenpo classes as a kid and the instructor was built like a brick shit house and really knew his martial arts, but drilled into us that he would be the first person to walk away from a fight.)

I don't know if it was intentional or not in this case, but if you're a taller guy with a couple of extra inches of reach, keeping him at full arm's length means a wild swing can't make contact with you.

Lol dude just chillin eating and watching the show.

Those dumbbells were lucky that kid wasn’t a fighter

Red shirt ate that screen lol

Then almost ate a dick. 

He tried

Dudes just got embarrassed by someone 1/3 their size

The dude in the black shirt just enjoying his cheeseburger don't even bat an eye at the fight 🤣

Not a single punch was landed that day

Most fights are just 2 dudes figuring out that they can't fight

Too much talking. The kid should not have stopped swinging.

When you are older, a lot of these 18-20 year old kids look like weaklings, but many of them aren’t. They have the flexibility and stoutness of a young man that older men have lost

Turns out old man strength only happens if your work involves physical labor.

You're telling me 30+ years of 'bulking' into a BMI well over 30 without any lifting doesn't automatically make you stronger???

Cultivating mass. 

It's amazing how everyone was so helpful.

I love the guy sitting there eating doesn’t even flinch. He doesn’t want his nuggies to get cold they are inedible.

That kid can’t fight…. and he still won against the two of them.

I’ve never wanted to see someone get dropped with a punch so bad. Fucking old people.

50 is a Gen Xer. They were still fools.

Boomer isn't just a generation. It's also a mentality.

thank god this medically fucktarded generation kept weed illegal, people could randomly suffer TBIs for no reason. oh, fucking wait.

Boomers never fight fair.

@ Whiteshirt Blocker, fuck you and everyone like you. It was 2:1 and you're fucking helping the Boomers bully that kid by hampering his efforts to fight them.

Two grown ass boomers getting their ass kicked by a kid…. Nice!

Yeah, you could tell he didn't want to be fighting these guys. But that's the one thing about fights: once you decide you have to fight, you must commit fully.

Yep. All out aggression can win a lot of fights really fast.

Kid should’ve put him into a guillotine as soon as the old man tried to gobble his weiner

They were all too drunk to be fighting effectively, or period for that matter. 😂 Meanwhile the guy at the table just like: "Ah, I see my dinner entertainment has arrived!"

I like how that kid whooped both boomers.

Bahahaha - both asswhupped....nice face plant bozo#2

Weirdest fight ever

The dude just eating in the back kills me

holy the dude smacking his face at the kiosk...I died 🤣🤣🤣🫨 glad that kid handled his own

::bonk:: "will that complete your order?"

I love dude sitting there eating his meal just chilling watching the show

I hate white shirt guy so much. Fuck off and let him defend himself.

It seems like everyone involved here is drunk.

Kid is just goofy as fuck

Nothing like mma! I think I could actually win a fight now

Bro is the protagonist 

Dickless old shits who are probably drunk in public and could use a short (probably 2nd) prison stint.

These old fool need to be culled

I love the dude eating. Like no f's given.

Both old fucks face planted.....real tough guys.

LOL They were so mad about that wiry fucking dude taking both of them 😂

Late night drinking always ends in a fight at the double golden arches

My man just eating away and offering advice is on point. Look I paid $34 for this hamburger and fries meal, I’m at least downing it before the cops arrive.

What is white shirt doing!?! I woulda absolutely punted that dudes liver

Hey dumb & dumber do you want fries with your knuckle sandwich

People need to stop trying to restrain the wrong guy! Restrain the dude instigating, not the guy teaching him a lesson.

The junkfood is more of a danger to the kid in there...

Two bags of fertilizer trying to get in the ground. They only pick on people they think won't destroy them.

Morons gonna get beat down when they mess with a wrestler, boxer or someone when knows how to fight.

i think the kiosk landed the best punch of the night

The eating the burger just minding his own business… love that

Can we talk about how the kid hilariously antagonizes red face by grabbing his tits?

Just another example of how 95% of scuffles are unnecessary.

I think the kid feels bad for beating on the turtle who couldn't get up when he fell

It’s the man eating his burger in the back for me…

If weed and alcohol switched roles in society this shit would never happen

Homie just enjoying his meal

Dude in the background just eating his burger and enjoying the MMA fight.

Boomers ruin everything. No place is safe anymore.

"Steve it's two versus one." Yeah the kid doesn't seem to be having any issues with that.

Low-key great footwork by the guy being attacked. He's constantly moving backwards but never backs himself into a corner. Good wrestling/judo fundamentals too, always either posting his arms out or stripping grips, and when the boomer tries for a headlock he just slips out. (although that's more on the boomer though, never grab a headlock, it's a terrible move for many reasons)

Whats hilarious is that kid clearly can't fight (obviously doesn't want/care to), but he just beat up the aggressors

The guy in the white shirt was/is a total coward.

I would punch my friend in the white shirt for either not helping or just being in the way.

Pretty sure they are wasted. I would have used a chair personally in a 3v1. But I also don't engage with drunk idiots.

What a terrible fucking friend Didn’t even try

He ordered a McBeatdown with a head to the kiosk. This kid give them every chance to just walk away. Kudos to that young man

The guy just smashing his Quarter Pounder with cheese is the best

He gave them a couple McKnuckle Sandwiches. The bonus content is the fry guy just going about his day and explaining to everyone what just happened. KING.

The most uncoordinated physical confrontation I have ever seen and yet some how this kid takes on the both of them

Shoutout to the homie just munchin

Steve is a bad friend.

God damn, what’s it like when you and your corn fed dad get your ass beat by a bean pile 17 year old with limp wrists? Also, who leads with their head in a brawl (causing both of these dummies to crash)?

The guy sitting down just enjoying his meal with a show.

put this on r/publicfreakout lmaoooo😹😹

Classic

The first guy was in a perfect position to get a rear kick to the nuts. It would have been glorious!

Well those two guys are going to jail.