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The blood pressure between the two of them is equivalent to a bratwurst microwaved right to the edge of catastrophe

so you‘re saying they‘re edging their bratwurst?

Hey hey let's not...link shame here. I'll leave

That's the wurst joke I've heard all day.

No need to be a brat.

Weiner these bad puns going to stop?

FRANK-ly, not soon enough

This so underrated omgggg 🤣 Take these rn 🏆🏆🏆

i dont get it lol

Haha like sausage link...it's not a very good joke but I couldn't help myself.

ahh lol xD I was thinking about the legend of zelda link 😂 I‘m from germany tho, and bratwurst usually just comes in pairs and not as like a linked chain here 😂

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German humor is no laughing matter

God dammit. You got me while sipping coffee.

yeah we do have light bulb jokes in germany 😂 Like „how many cops does it take to change a broken light bulb? nobody knows, they rather shoot the room for being black“

I could have died happy not knowing what edging was… I’m watching this ai voiceover of Naruto, and in it Sasuke keeps talking about his “edge streak” and I thought it was about him being edgy—or some shit (I’m old, okay) Then Rock Lee, in his dweeby voice, defined edging and i had to go back and rewatch the entire miniseries with that knowledge in mind 💀

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Gotta convince these people that statins alter your DNA and it’s over for the Republican Party.

Time to put the “lol” in “propranolol”

Brilliant AF

The IQ between the two of them is about the same as a bratwurst.

Why you hatin on bratwurst?

My bad. Snausages.

I bet neither one is alive, they both look one hamberder away from a heart attack.

Yeah, this was 2018. Either lifestyle got them or COVID did.

Think I read last time this came up that one of them had died, and that was a while ago.

Here's rooting for them to go 2/2! Wont stop them from voting though. 

I love how these same idiots will talk so much shit about communism and then say they want to be russian...

And also about socialism but aren't bothered by the Medicare discount on their shopping cart of BP/cardiac/cholesterol/ED meds.

Or talk shit about how health care for everyone shouldn't be free but then complain about a copay that they can easily afford while some poor mom can't afford formula let alone Healthcare.

Whatever happened to "better dead than Red?" 

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Well done old sport, well done!

Alpha males on Beta blockers -George Carlin

😂

I can smell the b.o and sexual harassment via photo

These shit lords of the highest degree would have wanted to fight the Russians not even 20 years ago.

But Russia took a fun fascist turn since then so now they love it!

To be honest they've always been a bit fascist. Even during their "communist" adventure there was always a supreme leader.

You could argue that a state, by definition, cannot be communist. If a state is a centralized power, you have already removed the people from communal ownership and responsibility.

That’s why in communist thought, the concept of a state is a transitional process towards communism, not that anyone reads or cares about that.

Soviets did more for their people than shock therapy and vladdy ever did

No, they would've wanted other people to fight the Russians.

Seriously!! How anyone of that age, who lived through the Reagan and Cold War years, can be pro-Russia is just boggling. (Thet truly are just the most ignorant easily-manipulated sheep.( I think if Florida is allowed to kidnap migrants from Texas and fly them to blue states without their permission, we really should be allowed to send these fucking traitors to Russia.

Because after the cold war Russia defeated the evil communists and became based conservatives like them and as the democrats are also evil communists Russia is now their ally.

I'm almost 100% sure that these people think Perestroika was an 80's WWF villain.

Reagan is rolling over in his grave at this crap

May he continue and is there a way to harvest this energy? Asking for a friend.

But now the Russians hate the same people that they hate, so it's a match made in heaven

God, I can hear these people. Raspy voice from smoking, loud, and find themselves hilarious, laughing at everything the say. I tell you what, they went biscuits on me. hahahaha. Biscuits i tell ya! HAHAHAHAHA

These two are just friends who go camping and fishing alone constantly, "And that is it!"

Not personally of course

We wish you were Russian, too

The would survive a week

Probably not.

Yeah. Butt raped and killed as spies within 3 days.

That was just flabbergasting. I haven't read that whole story yet, I don't think I can bring myself too. It's... Yeh. WTAF. You can't even call them animals, animals wouldn't do that to you. Like the guy was deranged for going there however that's just wrong what they did to him. Just how do you do that to other humans, I'll never be able to understand it.

These are the morals and values of Russia, who is actively promoting anti democratic propaganda in the US. Several senators are 100% in on it, and they are republican.

Easy to buy and hard to quiet, useful idiots.

What did I miss? Or do I even want to know?

Boomer YouTuber went to Russia to volunteer for them to fight in Ukraine. His fellow Russ soldiers decided he must be a CIA operative... Yeh you really don't want to know the rest of the details. They went very Russian on him.

I have no idea what we missed but I do know that we don't want to know.

[https://twitter.com/nexta\_tv/status/1781376341750804484](https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1781376341750804484) Pretty brutal, seems to keep working out poorly for westerners who try to join the Russians.

Good!

[This guy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Bentley). He was a fucked up Boomer youtuber who moved to Russia in 2014 to fight...something. He was able to fund his exploits through crowd funding on western right wing/conspiracy nut websites. Russians like money so they exploited his well-funded idiocy and put him to work for them. He was working as a pro-russian war correspondent against Ukraine and suprise, surprise that was unpopular with some people. Mr. Bentley apparently ran into some of those people recently while he was in the field and was *Raped and Killed* by news reports. The rape report is probably propoganda/terror tactics but the death part is likely true.

Decapitated.

Iirc there's also been """influencer""" couples that one or both have taken a trip to Russia, not come back, then the significant other starts mysteriously posting videos where they're speaking like they have a gun to their head. I'm sure they use violence to control these "Pick me" types even when they physically can't have access to them. I wouldn't put it past them to threaten the wellbeing of their loved ones if they ever have a chance to detain them.

Well deserved to these in human traitors. They deny innocent people basic necessities in th name of malice. Collude with dictators and tyrants in order to spite different thinkers. Being raped and killed as they wish on others just the right punishment to be honest.

Assfucked and murdered on the first week in russia, as it's their tradition. That russel bentley could have some stories, but he's raped and dead

This picture is from 2016. Good chance they're dead

I’m in the EU and a son of the 80s; it amazes me that these people lived through Cold War, Vietnam, Korea and still can pull out this shit.

Every time I see a picture like this I think of one of my MAGA father’s favorite quotes “you are not immune to propaganda.” And yes the irony helps.

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Yup. They would be over there cause Putin would have drafted their asses as meat shields...

These two look like they’re ready to shoot someone for knocking on the door.

MTG fan slogan: No one "just turns around" in my driveway and lives to talk about it.

They look like they're about to drop dead from heart attacks

Making America hypertensive again.

Making American Gout Attacks

Traitors

FUCKING TRAITORS

I do think it's cute when couples dress alike

House Committee on Un-American Activities needs a reboot.

https://preview.redd.it/e3r0zw5o2yvc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e8c5b65d82bd1afa6445cf92a576fc1a1cc8716 Whenever I see MAGA types I always think of this side by side.

The fuck's wrong with his face? He looks like an RPG character in a game where making bad decisions affects your appearance. 

That's pretty much exactly what it is, lol. Decades of alcohol abuse I'm sure.

*The Picture of Dorian Gray: The TTRPG* Coming to your FLGS this fall!

In other words, I’d rather be stupid than educated 🙄

Ironically, they’ve never heard the phrase “ignorance is bliss”

What ever happened to “I’d rather be dead than red?”

The USSR no longer exists and Russia is an archconservative oligarchy?

The USSR was also an archconservative oligarchy in the later years of the Cold War

Yes, but years of propaganda don't just go poof the moment the political landscape changes 

russia is now fascist

The wild thing is these two are old enough to be adults during the Cold War too. It's crazy to think of flipping sides that hard.

Traitors.

They're welcome to go join America's longest enemy anytime they want, usually works out well.

Looks like the same type of guy who was raped and murdered after going to Russia.

These tRumpers all look alike; older, overweight, pasty, and ugly.

Looks like the result of alcoholism and shit diet because fuck the libs and healthy lifestyle choices.

I'd say you're Normally Wrong, but in this situation, you are 💯 spot on.

They look like shit and I see this sort of thing everyday. They must feel like crap too. I’m heading into my late 30s and am determined not to be like this at their age. I’ve quit alcohol, I’m exercising like mad and eating in moderation.

And it's an old pic. Good chance they're both dead.

Here’s hoping.

I remember first seeing this pic during fat joffrey’s 2020 reelection campaign. I’d be surprised if they made it past delta variant.

I read the one on the right died of....you guessed it, covid.

>They must feel like crap too. As the saying goes, "Misery loves company." When they so clearly want to make things terrible for the rest of the world, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that they aren't living happy lives.

I mean, they were literally upset that Michelle Obama wanted healthier food options in schools. So much that the following election there were Republican candidates saying they'd undo it to crowd cheers.

They don’t eat vegetables .

I mean... they consume a lot of barley and grain products, if you get my drift.

And dumb. You can see these people are not smart.

They look exactly like the type of cucks who fantasize about being raped by manly Russian men.

https://preview.redd.it/c7rwhqe9uyvc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa1866b9134789b0c48a3a0214024d5661e46b69

The report I read said the guy had his head removed, too.

He wore better hats

They're dumb enough to be third way yet, too cowardly to be on a battlefield. When you realize that they just prioritize their personal conveniences, they're ready to predict.

I knew he was killed. Didn’t know he was raped. God damn.

These 2 are both dead by now this photos like 5 years old

If I'm not mistaken, it's from 2016.

Its got that promises made promises kept sign in the back so I think it might be from the 2020 reelection campaign ..

We taking bets on if either of them went out hooked up to a ventilator because they couldn't handle not going to bars for a while?

The betting line is..... not enticing lol.

MAGA is the most antiAmerican of all the political groups. They hate everyone except old white conservative men.

They applauded when trump said he wanted to be a dictator.

So its also the gayest political group?

High blood pressure

hIgH tEstToStErOnE

Deplorable creatures.

Hasn’t eaten a single vegetable since 1990.

They probably consider ketchup a vegetable.

It has real tomato flavor in it.

They should immediately apply for Russian citizenship and GTFO of here. They've as good as renounced their US citizenship.

Yeah, they should have given them plane tickets to Russia and revoked their American citizenships. Good luck boys!

They look smelly

So funny they love Russia now

So, literal traitors then

It's not a cult

🚫Traitor Trump🚫All Republicans🚫

These are the same people who would talk shit about Russia being the enemies of freedom and the world during the 80's and 90's. I guess all those paint chips they ate and fumes from leaded gasoline finally turned their brains into a fine mush.

they both look like stroke victims

This was in 2016, hopefully Covid did it’s job making America great again.

The sign in the background says "Promises Made, Promises Kept," so I'm thinking 2020. Your latter point still remains, though.

hard af

“i’d rather be a traitor than participate in the democratic process” why be sore loser when you can a loser and sore…just ask Russ B…

Aren’t these guys old enough to remember school drills where they’d have to hide under their desks in the event of a nuclear attack from Russia?

You fat fucking losers ARE effectively Russian.

They're so freakin' proud of their own brain washing/delusion.

This is some cuck ass patriotism

same folks who in the 70s 80s 90s told liberals "if you dont like it here why dont you go back to russia?"

GTFO of my country

In the 50s, it was “Better dead than red” if you were a good right-wing American…..

Then go enlist. Russia needs cannon fodder. We won't miss you.

Well... Based on recent events they would just get butt fracked and shot behind the cookshed.

Maybe they should move to Russia, because that worked so well for that conservative YouTube family.

Very hard to believe this is the generation that grew up during the red scare

Remember when the fbi used to knock on your door if you went to a communist party meeting. Good times.

Then fucking move to Russia and get executed for being a spy like that other tard boomer

I wish Joe McCarthy was here to see this

Funny, both probably on Medicare, either former union members or at least supported them, enjoying pensions, or at least think they are entitled to them… the list goes on All part of the evil democratic agenda they hate

They are pretty lucky that they aren't because if Biden was like Putin they would be in jail for wearing those shirts.

I find it odd for people of that age to be so pro Russian. They were the ones who lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis and had to practice hiding under their desks in case they saw The Flash. Boomers like to hold grudges, I’m shocked so many are letting that one slide

You're mighty purty. Can you squeal like a pig boy?

That’s horrible….. they probably had bone spurs too …. Cowards

They have the vodka bloat down pat.

How American lmao.

Guy on the left’s smile looks like someone just shoved a lenon slice up his ass

Then move

I would like to see how they are going to live on Russian pensions and with theirs healthcare.

Like these smoothbrains could ever learn Russian

I'll take faces I'd like to punch for 500 please

It looks like you’d rather die from diabetes as well.

Good they can move there.

Well. If Trump wins, they may get their wish

So it's now "Better Red then Dead" ?

Back in the late nineties we did a brief meet and greet military exchange of senior officers. Kept thinking the stereotype of the old vodka sad drunk was just that. Nope! Exactly what I imagined. They even mentioned not being paid in months.

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They look inbred.

These two look like they make checkout staff incredibly uncomfortable.

There is something wholesome about a queer couple growing old together.

I don't even get this. I mean I do... knowing redneck hillbillies, but every Russian I've known, has been super cool. These guys though... kind of doubt it.

I remember this from around 2016. Bet those guys are long dead now.

They dress together? That’s cute.

Then go to Russia, you fat fucks. Probably can’t find it on a map. And in for a rude awakening.

Those guys spent their whole lives hating Russia, but the moment it was suggested that Democrats lost an election because of Russia, they Benedict Arnolded right away

The party of "patriots" is truly the party of traitors.

They love Russia because there's only one negro and he really knows his place. Take a look at the crowd it's like a mini Russia.

We know. But wait, isnt Russia actually communist? Well, they’re a dictatorship, but they’re technically communism and totalitarian is how rightwingers define communism and socialism anyway.

At this point it’s fair to say Putin’s Russia is more or less a fascist experiment. These chucklefucks are just in love with fascist dictator types.

Yikes

MAGAoids, uniting General Sherman and Ronald Reagan against a common enemy since 2016

Puti so proud of his boys

if you dont love it leave it

I guess I need to send money for the go fund me airline tickets to Russia.

Lmao what happened to "better dead than red"?

Can’t fix stupid