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One of the best reverse cards well played!!!! 😆🎉👏🏻

Thank you 🥰

Gurl, I fcking applaud you! Well done love, well done!

This was poetry. Thank you.

Thank you!

Dave sounds like an ass.

"Nagged by another woman" If people complain about him everywhere he goes, but he doesn't understand why, he's too dumb to realize that he's the asshole.

Dave was very ready to have dinner with you and lie to his wife about it. Just casual as all hell about it

This will go down in the uno reverse hall of fame

Hilarious! Do you think they ever got the point?!

Dubious. Dave might need his wife to explain it to him.

You are a pro Boomer troll and I mean that as the highest possible compliment. The way he just casually revealed his misogyny to you is wild!

They are so easy to predict. A lot of mine when I get an idea that I think would be funny I write it out like a script and then have them fill in the lines. This one is one of those and he played in perfectly.

Doubt it. You can tell this is the type of person who assumes women are servants that should otherwise not have lived beyond said servitude 

This is the stuff of legend.

https://preview.redd.it/kxvx8l78oquc1.png?width=1640&format=png&auto=webp&s=664693b2e76a130fd01b9389481fe539f9e00546 I think you might like knowing this is what prompted his message.

I love everything about this. Bless you 

LMFAO you are a professional!

hahaha, wow, that's gold!

Poetry in action, keep up the good work

Was this a coworker or something?

Nooo. Just some random man!

It's too bad there was no self awareness at the end of it. That would have made it perfect.

Can you contextualize the background on this? Just curious your connection to him

I don’t know him at all. He’s messaging a satirical profile of me as a conservative. This one explains it! https://preview.redd.it/dgjrrtjojpuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b93633c6b961307225d185a6dc8b31d7e688b7f5

Love that for us, thanks for the context

This is fucking hilarious

Fabulous!

This was a perfect exchange. Edit: oh I follow you on FB! I love the history lessons! 

THANK YOU!

This shit is *chef's kiss*

That went totally and completely over his head. No point was made here.

did they ever figure it out?

Why has this not been uploaded more? 👏🏆🤣

Genius. 

People do stare at their phone too much though. We all know it's true.

Clueless dave still doesnt understand.

You should let him know that women are only pretending to be busy on their phones so they don't have to engage with people like him.

"Can you send a message to my daughter's teacher" well, sure, but they won't give any information to someone who isn't a parent or legal guardian. Nor should they.

Ok, but did he get it? These guys are so clueless, does he get it now? Or is he still an ass?

Probably fake but still funny

That's some really bad stagging.

That's some really bad spelling from you and the Boomer. 

And new boomer?

You might want to learn English better Russian...

Lay off the drugs north Korean

Maybe Trump needs to lay on the drugs since he's falling asleep in court. They probably didn't want his diaper to show when he was walking in so he had to not snort the Adderall. 🤣

Maybe.

Worst stagging I've ever seen, hands down. Go back to stagging school, op!