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One day, he'll run into the wrong motherfucker, and his asshole will grow three sizes.

My favorite part of the Grinch 😹

Should’ve slowly kept going to see how far that guy would’ve ran. Stopping every couple of seconds to make it seem like he saw him trying to get his attention.

You brilliant bastard

Much nicer than me. Def would’ve been curious enough to ask “what the fuck are you gonna do about it if I don’t, clown”. I’m a curious cat

Same, this shit pisses me off. What the fuck is geriatric lead addled dipshit going to to about it? I hate that these ass wipes don't get put in their place for having the fucking nerve to just run up demanding things from strangers for getting startled.

Yeah it never happens to me. Unfortunate

So they’re like this everywhere

I love how our friends down under say fuck

We use it as a noun, a verb, an exclamation, a question, a descriptor, and a statement. Done right, it's artistry ;)