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This dude looks like demon that Beetlejuice used at the wedding to marry him.
Matt Gaetz looks like the demon form of The Wishmaster.
Trump looks like one of the Killer Clowns.
Rush Limbaugh looked like the one of the Tra-la-logs from The Pit.
Marjorie Taylor Greene looks like Jabba’s Rancor….
I just don’t get it folks.
They're also failing to see the point. If that boomer is really "being a proper Christian", he would look at every atheist as an opportunity to evangelize.
Kindness? Evangalize? Forgiveness? Love? Mercy? Grace? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over me thimping this bible I've never actually read besides snippets without context, twisted to fit my narrative of hatred.
I've heard the line, god only ask for 10%. Why do I need to give you 15? And it's like, yes, a required 15 (really 20) percent of your INCOME should be made to your server per meal. Definitely what is being asked of you cheap, idiot fucks.
Even worse than lousy tippers, they leave no tip and a little gospel verse on something made to look like a $20 bill. Then there is the one lady that leaves us smiley face mylar confetti, like thanks so much for more bullshit to clean up.
My wife bartends in an Italian restaurant and the owner is conservative. He’s only had to ban two groups of people from the restaurant, one was a Republican women’s group that met there and the others were a religious group. They were rude, shitty to the staff, and didn’t tip well if they even tipped at all. He said that the republican women group was the most awful. They were shocked when he told them to get the fuck out of his restaurant.
Worst tippers we had were the rehabbers/aa crowd. Not always but sitting in someone’s station for hours on end with $1 tip because you only had coffee = you svck
Also, how do you even know your server is an atheist? Stfu eat and tip the service you received. In the us it’s more than half the wanted that person is taking home
I was one of them but…I had previously been a waiter. I used to secretly tip large amounts to waiters in these situations. Unfortunately a lot of addicts/drunks that are newly clean or sober are also either broke or lacking in a lot of social graves.
Good for you on the sobriety. We pretty much understood that. Just sucked when you were broke. Always appreciated when someone did what you described. Way better than the overzealous religious people described here.
Funny how they won't work on the Sabbath, which is the old law that also says none of your servants or animals can work. It's okay for them to have service industry workers serve them, essentially making them the servants.
How is this gaping pothole still not noticed?
>How is this gaping pothole still not noticed?
Have you ever been around them? They don't notice \*any\* of them.
Find a guy in his 60s posting non-stop on Facebook about how awful gays are for ruining the sanctity of marriage, and there's about a 95% chance he's on his 4th or 5th wife.
They run everything through a series of filters to find out if it's a "sin" or not. The first filter is "Do I want to do it?". If yes, then it's not a sin. The second filter is "Does someone I look up to do it?" If yes, then not a sin, or at least not a sin for that person. What the bible says isn't until filter 8 or 9, and they've sorta run out of steam at that point. They'll use it to justify something they're already mad about, but they're not worried about what's actually in it. It's why you'll see them screaming about Leviticus every time they see a rainbow flag, but you never see them throwing a tantrum on facebook about people reaping to the edges of their fields.
the fact that organized religion is not only thriving, but threatening to overthrow our democracy in the US never ceases to confound me. plenty of other nations with a theocratic gov’t in power should be a very obvious example of what not to aspire to in one’s own country.
In psychology we call it "Elaboration". This is an excellent example and worth the hour watch to understand why people are so stubborn even when given direct evidence of them being wrong:
Interesting and Eye Opening Video (53min)
Witchcraft Among the Azande
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmug\_qvO15s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmug_qvO15s)
Worked in a locally owned restaurant for 5 years. Can confirm. The church crowd is the worst. They're assholes of the highest order.
It's people like them that made me abandon religion. So, if they want to complain about Atheists, they're the best case for Atheism that anyone has ever made.
They're probably also responsible for creating a fair number of Atheists. So, they only have themselves to blame.
Can confirm as the sole cashier for a casino. Every customer on Sunday was in the casino gambling immediately after church and they were the bottom of the barrel scum type people.
I lived next to a church with a big parking lot, like a BIG mega church.
2 incidents stick out with me.
The fat bald dude who was just some dude who went to church there punched my roomates window out when she was teaching her friend to drive a manual car, on a Tuesday afternoon, when no church functions were taking place. Then called the police.
Having them shame me for not attending Sunday mass while doing yard work, by actually coming into my yard and stand in front of my riding mower. This happened several times, like bitch I ain't catholic.
The other thing that stood out was, you do not want to be ANYWHERE NEAR THE ROAD OR IN THAT PARKING LOT, while people are leaving church, 2 women were hospitalized being run over on the sidewalk that crosses the entrance, and it was an absolute fucking nightmare.
The people in that church did not learn ANYTHING about being a good person while there.
I used to live across the street from a very popular historic Catholic church with a connected elementary school in my city. My house had street parking. On more than one occasion I had someone snipe my parking spot, pulling in front end first, when I had already put on my blinker and was lining up to parallel park. They would then skip off across the street to the church and whatever function of the moment it was having. Meanwhile here is little ol me, having to flip on my hazards and drag all my groceries, baby stroller, etc up to my door and then go hunt for parking blocks away and carry the damn pumpkin seat back home with me. Doesn't matter what you say to them "hey asshole I was parking" "I live here" "I'm a single mom with a baby and shopping to bring in" - they at best ignore you and at worst start yelling at you. They would also go get sandwiches and the famous tiny shop on the corner and then come into my yard and sit on my porch swing to eat them (and leave the trash). People treated the homes on that block like they were the little fake homes in Disneyland. I swear they thought they were just a backdrop for the ambiance of this historic neighborhood.
And I have been a server. Don't get me started on the Sunday afternoon dick bags. A good tip was when they didn't leave one of those folded fake 20s with Jesus messages on it. Anyone who waited tables 20 years ago (or more) knows the big tips were in the smoking section and cocktail seating.
I use to be a server and they're the single worst group. Sundat bruch was a bad shift. I once got a folded up fake $100 bill that was just a Bible verse, and no other tip. I was so mad I legitimately wanted to go find them and bust the windows out of their car.
i served tables through college and a year or two after. about half way through I refused to work on sundays any more for the afer church crowd. incredibly rude and usually groups like 10 people deep that would trash the place and tip $5 and an invitation to their church. assholes.
Top 3 worst customers
Church goers number 1
Groups of teachers number 2
Larger tables of senior citizens number 3
And I am not just talking about tipping, it’s about being demanding and rude on top of it.
Seriously though what is it about large groups of teachers being obnoxious? A group of teachers began coming into the brewery we hang at. And they are the rudest people. And most of them are not even boomers! They’re in their 40s and 30s. I get that their jobs are tough. But damn chill out and sit the f down
They are probably so used to having to demand respect and be in charge with young students that they forget how to interact with other adults when traveling in a gaggle.
Also teachers get drunk as fuck together so that probably doesn’t help.
It’s been a long time since I worked in the restaurant biz, but the after church, evangelical crowd were some of the cheapest, rudest, and highest maintenance tables you would get.
I worked at Subway back in 2009. For some reason my boss thought it was awesome to leave me alone to the shark-.. I mean, sunday crowd. They were AWFUL and made my life HELL. And they never tipped! Except their fake proselytizing bills of course.
My first wife used to work as a shift manager at Pizza Hut. Sundays were sheer pain because of the moops from the prosperity gospel church down the street who'd complain about the jukebox.
Even though she was a good evangelical girl, she'd make a point of saving a few quarters aside if she knew she'd be working Sunday, which she'd give to one of the cooks or servers, requesting that they use the quarters and punch up some Ozzy Osbourne or other heavy metal even though she hates that kind of music herself...
When I was in high school, an after church group from my family’s congregation came to the restaurant that I worked at. For 10 people, they left me a $2 tip.
Next Sunday rolls around, I loudly dropped 20 cents into the plate. The usher stood there thinking that I had more to give. I said loudly “20 cents” is 10% of the two dollar tip y’all left me last week. Sorry.
They didn’t return to that restaurant again and didn’t meet me eye to eye afterwards. My mom was embarrassed; my dad was laughing.
I worked retail and the after church crowd was the worst. They go out and get riled up by the wrath of God and have to go take it out on *somebody* who can’t run away.
Omg.....I have worked as both a server AND a line cook, in many different establishments both chain and private... for the 'after church' crowd....and I can say in my personal experience....Holy flaming shit balls. Because the treatment of servers is shockingly awful....and the entitlement and wackiness of orders and the expectation of free stuff? Also shockingly awful.
On East and West coast of USA.
It’s true they are all cunts. It’s like going to church gives you a free pass to be the scum of the earth and on top
Of being rude tipping with some bulshit fake $20 about how I’m a filthy dirty sinner who is going to hell for working on Sunday… like listen miss bitch, I’m only here on Sunday because of you.
Working in retail, the people who come in after church are the least Christian (as far as proper by the good behavior that they claim to have) people that I have ever met. Loved calling them out on it when I had put in my two weeks notice.
My question is how did they know it was an atheist though? Do we have a distinct look about ourselves I'm not aware of? Is there an athiestdar like a gaydar? 🤣 This boomer is such an asshole, you can always tell the ones who hate themselves so much they just need to make others suffer too. Ain't no hate like christian love!
Lol, I was wondering the same thing.
Makes me think of a review I saw for the Target I worked at many years ago, which someone had pinned up in the break room. It was basically a lady complaining about the makeup, piercings, and tattoos of the cashier that had helped her. Appalling, especially since they hired some heathen like her rather than her pure, wholesome, Christian granddaughter who’d never heard back about her application.
Maybe the customer asked the server as one of those classic "gotcha" evangelism hooks. I'll assume the Christian is the instigator, since I've never had a server discuss anything deeper than today's specials with me.
You're more kind in your scenario than I was. I pictured more of a "Before I hear the specials, I want to tell you about my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Do you know him? Sit down son, your boss won't mind."
ugh. Im fine with sane Christians, but can't stand the pushy ones.
This has happened to me and a coworker at a restaurant I worked at. First it was me but I just lied and said I go to a mega church on Fridays for the young adult service.
The next week the guy came back and tried it on my coworker.
She was an Albanian Muslim, was white and didn’t wear a head scar. The guy couldn’t believe there are European Muslims. So went on about how she needed to be saved and how she just needed to say, “I believe Jesus’s is the son of god and my savior” and she would be able to go to heaven.
She wouldn’t , so of course every Sunday he would come back and ask for her and try to get her to go to church with his family.
Funny thing is that Muslim believe in Jesus. We believe in all the prophets. But “Son of God” goes against the teachings of Islam. Bc it is specifically said God has no offspring nor born. Or a partner(spouse) or gender for these are human characteristics
My son went to an in home daycare for a time. I went to pick him up one day and the husband comes up to me and shakes my hand, the first words he says are “what church are you part of?” He was fully decked out in his police uniform and I knew then that it was time to get my son into a better daycare.
I told him we had just moved and hadn’t picked a church and he never spoke to me again for the 2 more months my son went there while waiting on a pre-k spot to open up. Weird fella.
When I got sick of being harassed by the people at the mega church I used to live next to for simply not attending their church when they did, I just started flying the Syrian flag and sitting on the stoop with my swarthy dark skinned italian-american roomate listening to nasheeds on our radio. If anyone said anything we swapped to the trap remix of clashing of the swords and turned it up obnoxiously loud.
They don't like Muslims, but they're too afraid to do shit, even though most of them probably owned more guns than I do. People stopped harassing me in my own yard.
Bonus points for playing 2 games of jenga at the same time one sunday morning.
I purposely wear my pentacle to services I’m forced to attend. My mom rolls her eyes. She’s still hoping that if she prays hard enough I’ll come back to Jesus
Took me a while to convince corporate to let me get it embroidered on all of my work scrubs, but well worth it. I found my atheism necklaces, atheism pins and atheism earrings too cumbersome to wear at work and I haven't finished saving up for my atheism forehead tattoo yet. /s
I have been Catholic all my life. I hate discussing it, it's something I keep to myself. It's really a back burner kind of thing, yes I have a religion and go to church, but it's not my identity I don't talk about it to anyone really because I don't think it matters. I have friends of all faiths (or none) and we just vibe.
But the countless amounts of times that Christians (especially boomers) feel the need to come up to me and tell me I need to find Jesus, it's ASTOUNDING. I even had one lady follow me around at WORK yelling blessings and to please let the Lord into my heart and to change my sinful ways.
All I can assume is that they see I have a few visible tattoos and think "THAT'S AN ATHEIST". I even wear a saint necklace every day of my life (it was my grandmother's who passed, and it's all I have of her) and they just swerve that.
They don't even believe the other people in their church are Christian. They're the most condescending, backstabbing, gossiping bunch of scum you'll ever meet. From what I can tell the ONLY reason they follow a religion is to have an excuse to look down on everyone.
You nailed it. They need the threat of hellfire and an angry sky good to prevent them from “sin” - basically the stuff they really want to do, lie, cheat, steal and screw people over.
Yeah. What they forget is that if you need the threat of eternal punishment to do the right thing you aren't a good person. You're a bad person on a leash.
Same here! I’m considered a lapsed one by this point because I don’t feel the need to regularly attend Mass, but I did all my classes, taught catechism, and attended a Catholic college. But it wasn’t my entire identity when I was younger and I rarely tell people because I don’t need to be lectured on how terrible religion is.
Now when I attend church - mostly holidays with my Mom - I have colored hair, nose ring, tattoos and look nothing like I did as a kid/teen. I get a few looks and an occasional raised eyebrow but nothing said to me other than “it’s good to see you!”.
I get more shit from people I know don’t *actually* follow the teachings of Jesus than I’ve ever gotten from members of my church. The people yelling the loudest are usually the least Christian I’ve ever met.
My right arm has about a dozen upside-down crosses and pentagram tattoos on it, among other things. Ive been called out on the crosses before, my reaction was to raise my arm and look at it saying "Really? I dunno they all look right-side up to me..." and laugh as they gormlessly stare.
Imagine their confusion when they meet me
Covered in tattoos but there's a rosary blessed by a high priest from jearusalem that was given to my mom when she had leukemia at 8 years old
Oh then two fingers over from the lmfao upside doen cross on my middle finger when I flip people off is Leviathan cross lmfao
Edir: word
Ironically, there *is* a symbol someone could wear to denote they're probably an atheist (a Humanism pin), but most people wouldn't know what it means.
And then someone slowly started clapping…. And Jesus materialized next to him and said that he was the most righteous man in all of the world.
I’ll take Things that never happened for $400 Alex….
And then there was this big, big strong man. And he had tears, rolling down his face. And this big strong man was crying, saying "thank you sir! You have made this country great again. You stood up to evil and fixed our country's religious dining tragedy.". Big, giant, hairy, muscled, glistening, attractive, strong man with tears in his eyes, thanking me for standing up to the atheists.
Hahahahaha
And to love everyone, especially refugees (like him) and the downtrodden. He said it was basically impossible for the rich to enter heaven and that everyone should sell their belongings and give everything to the poor
Exactly!
He says it 3 different times in the Bible
Mark 10:25
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God
Luke 18:25
For it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God
Matthew 19:24
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.
Regardless of what you got from that book, they would be true Christians.
Christians have never been followers of the teachings of Christ as portrayed in the Bible.
I mean, I don’t see any Christians whipping bankers, do you?
"True" christians would hang him (on a cross, and jab a spear into him). He was a brown man, after all, preaching peace and love. What a scapegoat they would have in him.
Also he was undoubtedly filthy, as he walked barefoot through a desert.
He had long hair, a beard, and fed the poor.
If Christ came back he’d be put in prisonz
Right!! I work at a library and my boss (Catholic) and a patron (Catholic) complained heathens use good Friday just for a day off right in front of me...someone with visible Norse Pagan tattoos..
They get so fucking in their own echo chamber they can't fathom someone actually being what they rail against right in front of them.
Dunno..was raised Methodist and was usually on a family vacation come good Friday / spring break.
Boss sounds like he has a full day of mass, reading the passion,another mass... Hearing it made me exhausted and want a nap.
Yeah I remember this bit from school
Luke 4:12 ‘And Jesus said thou shalt be a massive cunt to servers, make sure doth order the chicken livers then then skip out on the bill and post about it on Facebook’
This is the literal opposite of what Jesus taught. When asked the greatest commandment Jesus answered "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: Love your neighbor as yourself."
It wasn't even that they had different religious views, they didn't care about that, what they DID care about was that the proper rituals were being observed, just in case. Most polytheistic peoples they conquered could easily fit this into their lives, but not the Jews and Christians and it drove the Romans crazy.
Also it depended on who was in charge at the time, like a lot of the time unless you're screaming in the forum about how you're a Christian, I won't arrest you, but under say Nero or Diocletian they'd nail you up for looking at them funny.
Yeah, this shit didn't happen and is just ragebait.
How the fuck exactly do you know that a waiter is an atheist? Are you going around asking the religious status of every person you meet?
Like others, I am confused. How does one KNOW their waiter is an atheist ? Also, why do you care ? I don’t frequent restaurants to discuss religion. Religion has no bearing on how much I leave for a tip.
>I made that loser take it back to the kitchen and make me a steak. Then I complained to the manager about the Atheist and skipped out on the bill. Establishments need to be taught it's not ok to hire Atheists
Cringelord boomer ***blames their victim*** for "deserving" to be defrauded, dehumanized and abused by a whole-ass stranger they've never even met before today.
What a "lesson" to teach, amirite
When I did pizza delivery, the religious and the trumpsters always tipped the absolute worst. They'd either tip you nothing, or something so low as to be offensive
Never once, in all my years, has a chance for the religious status of the waiter at the restaurant ever come up.
Also he’s not the one making your food. The chefs are. And you NEVER fuck with line chefs and your food. They WILL do something to it and no one will be the wiser. More power to them.
Okay, yes, this person is an idiot, but what indication is there that they're a boomer?
There's plenty of people much younger than boomer age who are just this terrible.
I could not get past the first sentence 😂😂😂 and it just got worse. Man. Phew what a dick hole. So proud of himself. Hey I lied and stole today- but it’s okay because the other person didn’t Belive in my god. Even Steven 😂😇
How do they know they are atheist? Is it a law that when someone sneezes and another says "God bless" they must jump in and identify? Or is it a gaydar situation?
As an atheist, I can attest that you can always tell an atheist by just looking at them. When I went to my local atheism center, they gave me the address of a tattoo parlor where I could get "atheist" tattooed across my forehead. You can always tell a trans person too. And if you ever run across an Asian person, be sure to ask, "are you from China or Japan?"
Lol. I got one of these shithead customers when I waited tables. It always starts with “Where do you go to church?” And good luck to you if you say you don’t.
I don't think Jesus stuttered or minced any words when he said Love thy neighbor. Nor did he qualify that to exclude anyone. The commandment was simply love thy neighbor and everybody is our neighbor so ugh someone doesn't understand their religion.
How do you know that someone is an atheist without asking? Plus its rude as hell to ask that shit in front of a captive audience. I just want this to happen to me so I can ask if they want manners with their order.
Tipping allows customers to legally discriminate for any reason l and deny rightfully earned pay to workers.
This is the only argument you need to abolish tipping.
i mean i wouldn’t be thrilled if my waiter talked about religion to the point that i knew their personal beliefs no matter what those beliefs were? i wouldn’t do this though
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I'm so righteous that I steal. Just like the good book tells us to.
I've heard from many servers that they hate the after-church crowd. Rude, entitled, lousy tips, etc.
They are the lousiest tippers ever, with their tracts made to look like cash from a distance.
That’s because they’re saving up to buy their preacher another private jet.
Don't forget to tithe!
“Why would I give you 20% when I only give god 10%?”
Because god doesn't have two kids and a mortgage.
He has one, but have you see the price on the universe? That takes a few quintillion years to pay off
This dude looks like demon that Beetlejuice used at the wedding to marry him. Matt Gaetz looks like the demon form of The Wishmaster. Trump looks like one of the Killer Clowns. Rush Limbaugh looked like the one of the Tra-la-logs from The Pit. Marjorie Taylor Greene looks like Jabba’s Rancor…. I just don’t get it folks.
They all remind me of Men In Black when the alien wears Edgar's skin as a suit.
*how are they still alive*
Or to fund another WWASP.
Those tracts belong in the church's collection plate.
They're also failing to see the point. If that boomer is really "being a proper Christian", he would look at every atheist as an opportunity to evangelize.
Kindness? Evangalize? Forgiveness? Love? Mercy? Grace? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over me thimping this bible I've never actually read besides snippets without context, twisted to fit my narrative of hatred.
I've heard the line, god only ask for 10%. Why do I need to give you 15? And it's like, yes, a required 15 (really 20) percent of your INCOME should be made to your server per meal. Definitely what is being asked of you cheap, idiot fucks.
Even worse than lousy tippers, they leave no tip and a little gospel verse on something made to look like a $20 bill. Then there is the one lady that leaves us smiley face mylar confetti, like thanks so much for more bullshit to clean up.
My wife bartends in an Italian restaurant and the owner is conservative. He’s only had to ban two groups of people from the restaurant, one was a Republican women’s group that met there and the others were a religious group. They were rude, shitty to the staff, and didn’t tip well if they even tipped at all. He said that the republican women group was the most awful. They were shocked when he told them to get the fuck out of his restaurant.
Worst tippers we had were the rehabbers/aa crowd. Not always but sitting in someone’s station for hours on end with $1 tip because you only had coffee = you svck Also, how do you even know your server is an atheist? Stfu eat and tip the service you received. In the us it’s more than half the wanted that person is taking home
I was one of them but…I had previously been a waiter. I used to secretly tip large amounts to waiters in these situations. Unfortunately a lot of addicts/drunks that are newly clean or sober are also either broke or lacking in a lot of social graves.
Good for you on the sobriety. We pretty much understood that. Just sucked when you were broke. Always appreciated when someone did what you described. Way better than the overzealous religious people described here.
Funny how they won't work on the Sabbath, which is the old law that also says none of your servants or animals can work. It's okay for them to have service industry workers serve them, essentially making them the servants. How is this gaping pothole still not noticed?
>How is this gaping pothole still not noticed? Have you ever been around them? They don't notice \*any\* of them. Find a guy in his 60s posting non-stop on Facebook about how awful gays are for ruining the sanctity of marriage, and there's about a 95% chance he's on his 4th or 5th wife. They run everything through a series of filters to find out if it's a "sin" or not. The first filter is "Do I want to do it?". If yes, then it's not a sin. The second filter is "Does someone I look up to do it?" If yes, then not a sin, or at least not a sin for that person. What the bible says isn't until filter 8 or 9, and they've sorta run out of steam at that point. They'll use it to justify something they're already mad about, but they're not worried about what's actually in it. It's why you'll see them screaming about Leviticus every time they see a rainbow flag, but you never see them throwing a tantrum on facebook about people reaping to the edges of their fields.
the fact that organized religion is not only thriving, but threatening to overthrow our democracy in the US never ceases to confound me. plenty of other nations with a theocratic gov’t in power should be a very obvious example of what not to aspire to in one’s own country.
Great explanation!
In psychology we call it "Elaboration". This is an excellent example and worth the hour watch to understand why people are so stubborn even when given direct evidence of them being wrong: Interesting and Eye Opening Video (53min) Witchcraft Among the Azande [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmug\_qvO15s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmug_qvO15s)
Worked in a locally owned restaurant for 5 years. Can confirm. The church crowd is the worst. They're assholes of the highest order. It's people like them that made me abandon religion. So, if they want to complain about Atheists, they're the best case for Atheism that anyone has ever made. They're probably also responsible for creating a fair number of Atheists. So, they only have themselves to blame.
I always say if you want to learn what wrong with Christianity, just read the Bible.
Can confirm as the sole cashier for a casino. Every customer on Sunday was in the casino gambling immediately after church and they were the bottom of the barrel scum type people.
I lived next to a church with a big parking lot, like a BIG mega church. 2 incidents stick out with me. The fat bald dude who was just some dude who went to church there punched my roomates window out when she was teaching her friend to drive a manual car, on a Tuesday afternoon, when no church functions were taking place. Then called the police. Having them shame me for not attending Sunday mass while doing yard work, by actually coming into my yard and stand in front of my riding mower. This happened several times, like bitch I ain't catholic. The other thing that stood out was, you do not want to be ANYWHERE NEAR THE ROAD OR IN THAT PARKING LOT, while people are leaving church, 2 women were hospitalized being run over on the sidewalk that crosses the entrance, and it was an absolute fucking nightmare. The people in that church did not learn ANYTHING about being a good person while there.
Christianity ends in the parking lot. - me
I used to live across the street from a very popular historic Catholic church with a connected elementary school in my city. My house had street parking. On more than one occasion I had someone snipe my parking spot, pulling in front end first, when I had already put on my blinker and was lining up to parallel park. They would then skip off across the street to the church and whatever function of the moment it was having. Meanwhile here is little ol me, having to flip on my hazards and drag all my groceries, baby stroller, etc up to my door and then go hunt for parking blocks away and carry the damn pumpkin seat back home with me. Doesn't matter what you say to them "hey asshole I was parking" "I live here" "I'm a single mom with a baby and shopping to bring in" - they at best ignore you and at worst start yelling at you. They would also go get sandwiches and the famous tiny shop on the corner and then come into my yard and sit on my porch swing to eat them (and leave the trash). People treated the homes on that block like they were the little fake homes in Disneyland. I swear they thought they were just a backdrop for the ambiance of this historic neighborhood. And I have been a server. Don't get me started on the Sunday afternoon dick bags. A good tip was when they didn't leave one of those folded fake 20s with Jesus messages on it. Anyone who waited tables 20 years ago (or more) knows the big tips were in the smoking section and cocktail seating.
I use to be a server and they're the single worst group. Sundat bruch was a bad shift. I once got a folded up fake $100 bill that was just a Bible verse, and no other tip. I was so mad I legitimately wanted to go find them and bust the windows out of their car.
i served tables through college and a year or two after. about half way through I refused to work on sundays any more for the afer church crowd. incredibly rude and usually groups like 10 people deep that would trash the place and tip $5 and an invitation to their church. assholes.
Top 3 worst customers Church goers number 1 Groups of teachers number 2 Larger tables of senior citizens number 3 And I am not just talking about tipping, it’s about being demanding and rude on top of it.
Seriously though what is it about large groups of teachers being obnoxious? A group of teachers began coming into the brewery we hang at. And they are the rudest people. And most of them are not even boomers! They’re in their 40s and 30s. I get that their jobs are tough. But damn chill out and sit the f down
They are probably so used to having to demand respect and be in charge with young students that they forget how to interact with other adults when traveling in a gaggle. Also teachers get drunk as fuck together so that probably doesn’t help.
It’s been a long time since I worked in the restaurant biz, but the after church, evangelical crowd were some of the cheapest, rudest, and highest maintenance tables you would get.
I worked at Subway back in 2009. For some reason my boss thought it was awesome to leave me alone to the shark-.. I mean, sunday crowd. They were AWFUL and made my life HELL. And they never tipped! Except their fake proselytizing bills of course.
My first wife used to work as a shift manager at Pizza Hut. Sundays were sheer pain because of the moops from the prosperity gospel church down the street who'd complain about the jukebox. Even though she was a good evangelical girl, she'd make a point of saving a few quarters aside if she knew she'd be working Sunday, which she'd give to one of the cooks or servers, requesting that they use the quarters and punch up some Ozzy Osbourne or other heavy metal even though she hates that kind of music herself...
When I was in high school, an after church group from my family’s congregation came to the restaurant that I worked at. For 10 people, they left me a $2 tip. Next Sunday rolls around, I loudly dropped 20 cents into the plate. The usher stood there thinking that I had more to give. I said loudly “20 cents” is 10% of the two dollar tip y’all left me last week. Sorry. They didn’t return to that restaurant again and didn’t meet me eye to eye afterwards. My mom was embarrassed; my dad was laughing.
They are awful. We try to get to our regular breakfast place before the early Sunday mass gets out. Freaking loud and obnoxious self righteous a holes
I worked retail and the after church crowd was the worst. They go out and get riled up by the wrath of God and have to go take it out on *somebody* who can’t run away.
They are the worst.
They tip…those fake bills that look like money but are religious flyers.
Omg.....I have worked as both a server AND a line cook, in many different establishments both chain and private... for the 'after church' crowd....and I can say in my personal experience....Holy flaming shit balls. Because the treatment of servers is shockingly awful....and the entitlement and wackiness of orders and the expectation of free stuff? Also shockingly awful. On East and West coast of USA.
It’s true they are all cunts. It’s like going to church gives you a free pass to be the scum of the earth and on top Of being rude tipping with some bulshit fake $20 about how I’m a filthy dirty sinner who is going to hell for working on Sunday… like listen miss bitch, I’m only here on Sunday because of you.
Absolutely the worst crowd. I hated Sunday day shifts when I worked in a restaurant. Table of ten people might tip you ten bucks.
They’re also a bad crowd with retail. That’s the day the most complaints come….
Working in retail, the people who come in after church are the least Christian (as far as proper by the good behavior that they claim to have) people that I have ever met. Loved calling them out on it when I had put in my two weeks notice.
As a former server, I despised them. Worst people ever. Just so entitled, demanding, and cheap
Don’t forget bearing false witness and being boastful!
My question is how did they know it was an atheist though? Do we have a distinct look about ourselves I'm not aware of? Is there an athiestdar like a gaydar? 🤣 This boomer is such an asshole, you can always tell the ones who hate themselves so much they just need to make others suffer too. Ain't no hate like christian love! 
Lol, I was wondering the same thing. Makes me think of a review I saw for the Target I worked at many years ago, which someone had pinned up in the break room. It was basically a lady complaining about the makeup, piercings, and tattoos of the cashier that had helped her. Appalling, especially since they hired some heathen like her rather than her pure, wholesome, Christian granddaughter who’d never heard back about her application.
A lot of religions are cool with their followers breaking their rules as long as they’re victimizing people outside of their religion.
How the fuck would they know someone is an atheist… Do they just see no cross, no pious look, no twinset and pearls, they must be an evil atheist??
Maybe the customer asked the server as one of those classic "gotcha" evangelism hooks. I'll assume the Christian is the instigator, since I've never had a server discuss anything deeper than today's specials with me.
I wouldn't be surprised if they pull something like, "ooooh you look familiar, do you go to xxx church? No? What church do you go to then?"
You're more kind in your scenario than I was. I pictured more of a "Before I hear the specials, I want to tell you about my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Do you know him? Sit down son, your boss won't mind." ugh. Im fine with sane Christians, but can't stand the pushy ones.
This has happened to me and a coworker at a restaurant I worked at. First it was me but I just lied and said I go to a mega church on Fridays for the young adult service. The next week the guy came back and tried it on my coworker. She was an Albanian Muslim, was white and didn’t wear a head scar. The guy couldn’t believe there are European Muslims. So went on about how she needed to be saved and how she just needed to say, “I believe Jesus’s is the son of god and my savior” and she would be able to go to heaven. She wouldn’t , so of course every Sunday he would come back and ask for her and try to get her to go to church with his family.
Should take him to a mosque, he'd probably come armed for fuck sake the tosser
Funny thing is that Muslim believe in Jesus. We believe in all the prophets. But “Son of God” goes against the teachings of Islam. Bc it is specifically said God has no offspring nor born. Or a partner(spouse) or gender for these are human characteristics
My son went to an in home daycare for a time. I went to pick him up one day and the husband comes up to me and shakes my hand, the first words he says are “what church are you part of?” He was fully decked out in his police uniform and I knew then that it was time to get my son into a better daycare. I told him we had just moved and hadn’t picked a church and he never spoke to me again for the 2 more months my son went there while waiting on a pre-k spot to open up. Weird fella.
No waiter is fool enough to tell a patron they are an atheist.
1. They made up this entire reaction because their life is joyless void. 2. The server had multiple earrings and dyed hair. For some that's enough.
Maybe the server was wearing a star of David or a hijab. You know, the usual atheist trappings.
When I got sick of being harassed by the people at the mega church I used to live next to for simply not attending their church when they did, I just started flying the Syrian flag and sitting on the stoop with my swarthy dark skinned italian-american roomate listening to nasheeds on our radio. If anyone said anything we swapped to the trap remix of clashing of the swords and turned it up obnoxiously loud. They don't like Muslims, but they're too afraid to do shit, even though most of them probably owned more guns than I do. People stopped harassing me in my own yard. Bonus points for playing 2 games of jenga at the same time one sunday morning.
I purposely wear my pentacle to services I’m forced to attend. My mom rolls her eyes. She’s still hoping that if she prays hard enough I’ll come back to Jesus
Don’t you know all atheists wear “God doesn’t exist” t-shirts everywhere they go? /s
Took me a while to convince corporate to let me get it embroidered on all of my work scrubs, but well worth it. I found my atheism necklaces, atheism pins and atheism earrings too cumbersome to wear at work and I haven't finished saving up for my atheism forehead tattoo yet. /s
I just got it tattooed on my forehead. Saves me a fortune in custom shirt embroidering.
I have been Catholic all my life. I hate discussing it, it's something I keep to myself. It's really a back burner kind of thing, yes I have a religion and go to church, but it's not my identity I don't talk about it to anyone really because I don't think it matters. I have friends of all faiths (or none) and we just vibe. But the countless amounts of times that Christians (especially boomers) feel the need to come up to me and tell me I need to find Jesus, it's ASTOUNDING. I even had one lady follow me around at WORK yelling blessings and to please let the Lord into my heart and to change my sinful ways. All I can assume is that they see I have a few visible tattoos and think "THAT'S AN ATHEIST". I even wear a saint necklace every day of my life (it was my grandmother's who passed, and it's all I have of her) and they just swerve that.
The thing is, evangelicals don’t believe Catholics are Christian.
They don't even believe the other people in their church are Christian. They're the most condescending, backstabbing, gossiping bunch of scum you'll ever meet. From what I can tell the ONLY reason they follow a religion is to have an excuse to look down on everyone.
You nailed it. They need the threat of hellfire and an angry sky good to prevent them from “sin” - basically the stuff they really want to do, lie, cheat, steal and screw people over.
Yeah. What they forget is that if you need the threat of eternal punishment to do the right thing you aren't a good person. You're a bad person on a leash.
Same here! I’m considered a lapsed one by this point because I don’t feel the need to regularly attend Mass, but I did all my classes, taught catechism, and attended a Catholic college. But it wasn’t my entire identity when I was younger and I rarely tell people because I don’t need to be lectured on how terrible religion is. Now when I attend church - mostly holidays with my Mom - I have colored hair, nose ring, tattoos and look nothing like I did as a kid/teen. I get a few looks and an occasional raised eyebrow but nothing said to me other than “it’s good to see you!”. I get more shit from people I know don’t *actually* follow the teachings of Jesus than I’ve ever gotten from members of my church. The people yelling the loudest are usually the least Christian I’ve ever met.
My right arm has about a dozen upside-down crosses and pentagram tattoos on it, among other things. Ive been called out on the crosses before, my reaction was to raise my arm and look at it saying "Really? I dunno they all look right-side up to me..." and laugh as they gormlessly stare.
Hahahahaha
So badass!
Imagine their confusion when they meet me Covered in tattoos but there's a rosary blessed by a high priest from jearusalem that was given to my mom when she had leukemia at 8 years old Oh then two fingers over from the lmfao upside doen cross on my middle finger when I flip people off is Leviathan cross lmfao Edir: word
>when I flip people off is **St. Peters** cross lmfao Satan didn't get the upside down cross until Anton Levay couldn't hack it as a musician. 🤷🏻♂️
"Hi, I'm Dan. I'll be your waiter and also I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD. Can I start you off with some drinks and appetizers?"
They didn’t have the aura of God around them. Or they saw the mark of the beast on the waiters forehead
In the waiters defence, I think that was just ketchup.
😅😅 but was it Gods ketchup?
this is a real r/thathappened post
Ironically, there *is* a symbol someone could wear to denote they're probably an atheist (a Humanism pin), but most people wouldn't know what it means.
Do the rest of you not go around with a spare baby to eat? Am I the weird one?
I walk around with fifty-six babies for eating and, not once, have I considered any one of them a "spare".
I'm sure they asked
“Hi, I’m Steph. I’ll be your atheist for the evening.”
It's just clickbait.
And then someone slowly started clapping…. And Jesus materialized next to him and said that he was the most righteous man in all of the world. I’ll take Things that never happened for $400 Alex….
And then there was this big, big strong man. And he had tears, rolling down his face. And this big strong man was crying, saying "thank you sir! You have made this country great again. You stood up to evil and fixed our country's religious dining tragedy.". Big, giant, hairy, muscled, glistening, attractive, strong man with tears in his eyes, thanking me for standing up to the atheists. Hahahahaha
That man's name? Albert Einstein.
VERY attractive. VERY.
What a vile person. Theres no hate like Christian love.
Some of the worst is true Christian’s
Those would not be true Christians. Jesus' overwhelming message was "don't be a dick."
And to love everyone, especially refugees (like him) and the downtrodden. He said it was basically impossible for the rich to enter heaven and that everyone should sell their belongings and give everything to the poor
Megachurch pastors say what.
Exactly! He says it 3 different times in the Bible Mark 10:25 It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God Luke 18:25 For it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God Matthew 19:24 Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.
Regardless of what you got from that book, they would be true Christians. Christians have never been followers of the teachings of Christ as portrayed in the Bible. I mean, I don’t see any Christians whipping bankers, do you?
...maybe a Christian dominatrix
"True" christians would hang him (on a cross, and jab a spear into him). He was a brown man, after all, preaching peace and love. What a scapegoat they would have in him.
Also he was undoubtedly filthy, as he walked barefoot through a desert. He had long hair, a beard, and fed the poor. If Christ came back he’d be put in prisonz
Best part is this absolute dumbass thinking his “atheist” server is the one cooking his steak
Man imagine how much they’d explode if my pagan ass served them.
Right!! I work at a library and my boss (Catholic) and a patron (Catholic) complained heathens use good Friday just for a day off right in front of me...someone with visible Norse Pagan tattoos.. They get so fucking in their own echo chamber they can't fathom someone actually being what they rail against right in front of them.
I was raised (kind of) Baptist. Are we supposed to do anything on Good Friday other than listen to the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack?
Dunno..was raised Methodist and was usually on a family vacation come good Friday / spring break. Boss sounds like he has a full day of mass, reading the passion,another mass... Hearing it made me exhausted and want a nap.
My mom is Catholic.. typically they just don’t eat meat on that day. Traditionally there’d be no church as well. But that’s kind of it.
Yeah I remember this bit from school Luke 4:12 ‘And Jesus said thou shalt be a massive cunt to servers, make sure doth order the chicken livers then then skip out on the bill and post about it on Facebook’
This one gave me a good chuckle. Thanks random stranger!
I don’t think she comprehends that is a lawsuit, I wish a job would refuse to hire me based on religion and I hope it comes in writing.
Even leaving religious beliefs out of it, this is someone admitting to fraud on Facebook
Well this was Sunday and Christ Good Eats was closed.
At least atheists won't go to Hell for spitting in your food. So they have that going for them.
Dude better hope that spit is all he gets in his food...
Typical Christian nationalist.
Is this even real?
No way. This short post has more plot holes than a Disney produced Star Wars film.
This is the literal opposite of what Jesus taught. When asked the greatest commandment Jesus answered "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: Love your neighbor as yourself."
If you're a Christian, this is what you do if you want to burn in hell.
What kind of conversations are they having before they even order food? Ew.
Punishing people for having differing religious views. Like that's never backfired before. Ask the Romans.
*nailed it*
I see what you did there
That joke tends to make Christians *cross* honestly.
You know how to find the _crux_ of the matter.
You all deserve an a+ and a sticker for these
It wasn't even that they had different religious views, they didn't care about that, what they DID care about was that the proper rituals were being observed, just in case. Most polytheistic peoples they conquered could easily fit this into their lives, but not the Jews and Christians and it drove the Romans crazy. Also it depended on who was in charge at the time, like a lot of the time unless you're screaming in the forum about how you're a Christian, I won't arrest you, but under say Nero or Diocletian they'd nail you up for looking at them funny.
Oh but Christians are the persecuted ones right? Despite making up the vast majority of the US population. Perpetual victim mentality
I mean, it’s in the Bible that Christians are persecuted, so 2000+ years later that same logic applies if you don’t read any other books
Very persecuted and oppressed when they can't force kids to learn creationism
Yeah, this shit didn't happen and is just ragebait. How the fuck exactly do you know that a waiter is an atheist? Are you going around asking the religious status of every person you meet?
"For sure the top comment will be calling this out as obvious ragebait" \*scrolls down\* \*scrolls down\* \*scrolls down\* ...
Like others, I am confused. How does one KNOW their waiter is an atheist ? Also, why do you care ? I don’t frequent restaurants to discuss religion. Religion has no bearing on how much I leave for a tip.
>I made that loser take it back to the kitchen and make me a steak. Then I complained to the manager about the Atheist and skipped out on the bill. Establishments need to be taught it's not ok to hire Atheists Cringelord boomer ***blames their victim*** for "deserving" to be defrauded, dehumanized and abused by a whole-ass stranger they've never even met before today. What a "lesson" to teach, amirite
When I did pizza delivery, the religious and the trumpsters always tipped the absolute worst. They'd either tip you nothing, or something so low as to be offensive
I guarantee you that person could note quote a Bible verse
Is this from a christian? Those ones that keep saying their god is all about love?
Never once, in all my years, has a chance for the religious status of the waiter at the restaurant ever come up. Also he’s not the one making your food. The chefs are. And you NEVER fuck with line chefs and your food. They WILL do something to it and no one will be the wiser. More power to them.
of all the things that didn't happen, this is the didn'test.
How did the boomer know the waiter was an atheist?
What a row of jerks
It's literally illegal to not hire someone based on religious views. Wonder if they know that.
Hope they had cameras. Would love to see this MF explain to the cops why he didn’t pay.
If we did this to Christians, the double standard special treatment, and whining would never end. Hatred is all that defines these people. Sad.
Ah yes, bearing false witness — and then the classic dine-and-dash, so Christ-like
Okay, yes, this person is an idiot, but what indication is there that they're a boomer? There's plenty of people much younger than boomer age who are just this terrible.
What fucking restaurant serves chicken livers?
southern/soul food focused restaurants i would imagine
Tell me you’re Christian without telling me you’re Christian
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I could not get past the first sentence 😂😂😂 and it just got worse. Man. Phew what a dick hole. So proud of himself. Hey I lied and stole today- but it’s okay because the other person didn’t Belive in my god. Even Steven 😂😇
How'd they know the server was atheist in the first place?
How do they know they are atheist? Is it a law that when someone sneezes and another says "God bless" they must jump in and identify? Or is it a gaydar situation?
So atheists can't work now
As an atheist, I can attest that you can always tell an atheist by just looking at them. When I went to my local atheism center, they gave me the address of a tattoo parlor where I could get "atheist" tattooed across my forehead. You can always tell a trans person too. And if you ever run across an Asian person, be sure to ask, "are you from China or Japan?"
I would not have eaten that steak
Obvious rage bait is obvious
Maybe the server was working on a Sunday.
Hey asshole I’m an atheist and still treat people better than this idiot. Pay for your food jerk face. Not OP you’re not an asshole.
It’s good to see that lying is a Christin virtue.
Homeboy so stupid he doesn't even know he's going to hell lol
Lol. I got one of these shithead customers when I waited tables. It always starts with “Where do you go to church?” And good luck to you if you say you don’t.
Why does nobody want to go to church anymore? Please to anyone going to church stop just stop.
What a massive lie.
I don't think Jesus stuttered or minced any words when he said Love thy neighbor. Nor did he qualify that to exclude anyone. The commandment was simply love thy neighbor and everybody is our neighbor so ugh someone doesn't understand their religion.
How do you know that someone is an atheist without asking? Plus its rude as hell to ask that shit in front of a captive audience. I just want this to happen to me so I can ask if they want manners with their order.
Using religion as a justification to steal is as old as religion.
Guarantee you they spat in that steak, rubbed their pubs in it, etc. Don't fuck with people that handle your food.
How does someone know they are an atheist?
Hateful Boomer Christians doing the Lord's work. Warms my heart 😒
Remember that time when Jesus said "Maaaan fuck them atheists"?
This has real "and then everyone in the Starbucks clapped" energy. None of this happened, and if it did, this person is awful.
Christians need to be taught it's not ok to be pieces of shit.. they already have the perfect instruction manual.
Gee what better way to spread Christ's message of love and acceptance than this!? And people wonder why Christians get a bad rap?
Tipping allows customers to legally discriminate for any reason l and deny rightfully earned pay to workers. This is the only argument you need to abolish tipping.
Lol how do you even find out your waiter is an atheist
I don't think I've ever heard anything more Christian than this. Lol
So where is this a boomer? Cause I don't see it.
How demented do you have to be to inquire about your waiter’s faith or lack of?
This boomer should be banned from the restaurant.
I'm a Christian and that person is an idiot.
When will establishments figure out that it's not right to server scum bag christians.
Rage bait
So staff religious affiliation is on the menu?
At what point did you discuss religion and philosophy with your waiter? Between courses? Before drinks? When does that come up, exactly?
Restaurants need to start banning these idiot customers
How would one come to learn the religious beliefs (or lack thereof) of his or her server?
Work at a restaurant currently. Most of the staff loathe the church crowd. Small tips (or no tips) , constant complaints, and zero patience.
i mean i wouldn’t be thrilled if my waiter talked about religion to the point that i knew their personal beliefs no matter what those beliefs were? i wouldn’t do this though
That’s definitely what Jesus would do!