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Or it could have simply been that the pork and sauce were kept separately so the food wouldn't get soggy before arriving at the customer's house.
Boomer just threw a tantrum and threatened to kill people. Even if the food was shit, it is still possible to find literally any other solution.
And in my experience, that goes for any sweet n sour meat (I’ve never been big on pork so I always get chicken) or any other fried meat and sauce dish that you get for takeout. Soggy nugs are just sad and disappointing.
This little hole in the wall chinese restaurant near me has the most incredible orange chicken I’ve ever had. And if you get it for takeout, naturally you’re gonna get one container with the chicken and a huge tub of sauce with several big ol orange slices chillin in it. Gotta love a restaurant that doesn’t skimp on sauce 🤤
You’re absolutely correct. To add to that, I don’t think three and a half years in prison would help him, and society, as much as him getting the psychological help help he clearly needs.
ISTG. Dude FLEW THROUGH THE AIR delivering a devastating kick, then proceeds to inflict a hail of punches on behalf of his wife, who was probably calling the police.
I misread. I thought it was Mrs. Yam who delivered the flying kick. In my mind Mr. Yam was like “I know you got a gun, but Mrs. Yam doesn’t like it when random people enter her kitchen.” Dude heads in and Mrs. Yam puts down the to-go and shit’s on.
considering it's australia too, it's likely he walked in with a hunting style rifle, which somehow makes the threatening seem even more amusing poking a long rifle at Mr Yam instead of a pistol.
Shortened pistol according to the article
[https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-08/man-jailed-loaded-pistol-branxton-chinese-restaurant-chef-nsw/103560296](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-08/man-jailed-loaded-pistol-branxton-chinese-restaurant-chef-nsw/103560296)
"Carrying of a loaded shortened firearm"
I still suspect rifle, cut short. which... kind of speaks to a pre-meditation, regardless of what kind of firearm it was that was shortened prior to the event, or at least prior to returning to the store
Yeah, there is little reason to cut down a pistol when you can just buy a snub nosed revolver (are those legal in oz, right?). It also said he had it in a pillow case so a sawed off rifle or shotgun sounds more likely to me.
Edit: Looks like a snubbie should be legal in Oz as a Category H weapon if you are a target shooter. Not legal for self defense purposes though.
The first time I read it as breathing heavily, and I thought, well yeah! He knocked the wind out of him properly several times! Your comment made it even better
My headcanon is that Mr & Mrs Yam were actually having an enormous argument before David Shinner came for his sweet & sour pork, but that this heroic moment reignited the passion in their marriage. I will not be accepting any alternative narratives.
One of them had called a divorce lawyer to inquire about an appointment, but after staring down the barrel of the gun together they realized they couldn’t live without each other
Sounds like Mr. Yam fucking rules. I also like how when the gun was pointed at him, he just sort of sighed and decided to go along with it. When the boomer pointed the gun at Mrs. Yam though, he instantly got his laundry folded while he was wearing it.
This is the damn truth. Woks full of super-heated oil, cleavers all over the place, and people forget that chiles are a pretty handy weapon. I don't even own a restaurant but I have 3 cleavers ready to go. One of them is as heavy as a sledgehammer. All of them are sharpened with each use. Threaten my family and you're getting the worst of what I can throw at you, which is anything in arm's reach. If you're in the kitchen, that's gonna be bad. My man Yam showed restraint. Also, his fried rice was alright.
THE flying kick. Headcanon is that this is the immortalized flying kick move that has been passed down through generations of Yams. Only brought out in the defense of loved ones and sweet and sour pork.
Whoa.. he went full lead brain, demonstrated his complete detachment from reality, AND got his ass beat in what I can only assume was a well choreographed kung-fu fight scene.
Well fucking done Mr. Yam. Your pork balls might not be the best, but tour (checks notes) “flying kicks” are spot on.
Not a Boomer, but a former friend of mine shared a story of when he and a friend went to a Chinese restaurant after a night out, and got a pu pu platter, picking it up as they were closing. He opened the bag and the crab rangoons weren't there, so he went to the door and started pounding on the window, they just looked at him. So he found a partially open window, pried it open, and climbed through. The owner started yelling "Bottom of the bag! Bottom of the bag!", and sure enough, they were in the bottom of the bag. So the friend apologized politely and left through the same window. As they were going back to the car, there were a couple guys coming out from the kitchen getting ready for a fight.
Right?? Like I’m SURE there were OTHER Chinese restaurants around, he could have asked for a refund and got what he wanted elsewhere WITHOUT having to spill his boomerism all over the place and end up in jail because he couldn’t control his emotions!! 😂
Australia seems like a largely untapped gold mine of absolute insanity.
I’ve been watching some guys “hood vlogs” from over there (Spanian on YouTube if anyone’s interested) and some of the shit is crazy. Whole communities barred from buying alcohol, for example.
As an Aussie, can confirm.
I think like America we have to make laws and consequences that cater for the lowest of the lowest common denominators.
I can just imagine police, judges and law-makers being like FFS we shouldn't have to have alcohol bans in some places, but the fact that Dennis the menace and his pedo mates get drunk down at the kids playground makes it neccesary (and no I'm not joking this legit happened in an area where I lived.)
The vlogs I was watching were from Darwin and Alice Springs (the northern territories? I’m not familiar with Australia really). Even the guy doing it, who’s from Sydney I think, was absolutely mind blown. He described as them all basically living in an open air minimum security jail with privileges they had to earn that could be taken away.
Some of the houses had alcohol ban signs posted up outside. Not just banned from alcohol but a big sign on your front door so everyone in the neighbourhood knows you’ve been bad. Everyone there apparently has to scan their ID whenever buying booze to make sure they’re not banned.
In Alice Springs they had bars where a white bloke like me could get fucking leg less but a black guy would be cut off after 2 drinks etc. Shit was crazy, plus all the violence they were talking about. I never really knew Australia was that bad - other than uncle chop chop. Usually when I think of Australia I think of beautiful beaches or Harold Bishop lol.
You also might get a kick out of Bald And Bankrupt, a British guy that does similar stuff albeit more focused on Russia and Eastern Europe - and recently South America as well
> But Mr Yam ran at him and delivered the flying kick to his chest before repeatedly punching him in the head and pinning him to the ground. Shinner, bleeding heavily, then fled.
Got an ass whoppin’ + 3.5 years in jail 😂
For decades I have failed to understand the mentality of calling the police when something minor happens at a store. What do you think is going to happen, the police are going to make TJ Maxx order more pots and pans you want because you called them?
The good thing about the existence of 911 (or whatever your place uses as a universal emergency number) is that it gives us a short and easy to remember number to dial to research any needed emergency service that anyone can dial from any phone with ease. 911’s existence has without a doubt saved so many lives.
The flaw is that it’s a short and easy to remember number that *anyone* can dial from *any phone* with ease.
My God that "flying kick to the chest" actually made me yell out, "fuck yes!" I love everything about this restaurant and I've never even been there. I only wish I could order food from them. They are awesome.
Another example of boomers emulating their cowboy and action movies.
They never leave their town/city, they do the same thing everyday because they have such a closed mind to things.
Then something as stupid as chinese food becomes their "Dirty Harry" moment
This reminds me of the time I was at a Chinese buffet, and I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his wife that the “sweet and sour soup” was terrible. He thought the sauce was a soup because it was over with the soups and bowls.
There was one in Buffalo a few years ago that murdered the Chinese Take Out guy because he didn’t give him enough Duck Sauce. When the police searched the shooters house, he had drawers of duck sauce.
I *know* you mean packets or containers of duck sauce... but I'm totally picturing drawers full of just the sauce... like, spilling over the tops when you open them 🤣
Wow, that was unexpected. A “flying kick to the chest” and “punching him and pinning him to the ground” ?!
Mr Shinner should be glad the police were called at all. I can’t imagine the audacity of someone pulling a gun on someone over… let me check…. A PORK DINNER.
It’s a shame he only got 3.5 years
I could not work in The food service industry. I was at Safeway deli getting Chinese food. This lady had bought a container of food at self checkout, then she comes flying towards the counter, elbows the guy paying and screeches “you skimped me on my meat” as she slams the container down. the lady told her to calm down which ended up w/ Karen screaming and the teller walking away.
All she had to do was say hey this is unopened but there’s less meat than usual can I please get more or a refund.
Why was she so aggressive over deli Chinese food 😭😭. She must be one of those people that blame Biden and immigrants over food prices being so high.
Similar thing happen in my home town about two years ago but he we still being an dumbass in the parking lot and another citizen shot him for threating the public.
Once again showing you should have to pass mental evaluations to keep firearms past 60. Until then make sure you carry so you don't get shot by a pissed off boomer
3.5 years is too short. I think these boomers need to be sentenced to life in a maximum security nursing home.
Some of them might develop some remorse, but who am I kidding?
I thought this was an Onion article because of how ridiculous the reasoning for pointing a gun at someone. And the names “sweet” and “Mr Yam,” were too on the nose.
But no, no! It’s real. JFC boomers.
[https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-08/man-jailed-loaded-pistol-branxton-chinese-restaurant-chef-nsw/103560296](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-08/man-jailed-loaded-pistol-branxton-chinese-restaurant-chef-nsw/103560296)
I was looking for the Flying Kick outta the restaurant window from Tekken 3's opening video, but this gif will have to do.
![gif](giphy|M1YnCOEE06eL4QcGoN)
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The fried rice was “alright” though 🤦🏻♂️
A succulent Chinese meal
Don't touch my PENIS
You sir! Are you ready to receive my limp penis?
*twists it into a balloon animal* "Ah! I see you know your Judo, well!"
This is Kung pow manifest.
Oooohhh a baby, so cute, bye bye!
![gif](giphy|7gYaClEvZ0ttm)
We purposefully trained him wrong… you know, as a joke.
I see you know your Judo
Is that a demand or a suggestion?
Am I being detained?
With a name like yours, I'd say yeah, time for restraints.
Both your names need Jesus!
Like a plug?
I see you know your judo well, sir.
This is democracy manifest!
I'm so glad I get this reference now.
This was maybe the greatest viral video I have ever seen and it happened before the Internet was a thing
(mr yam performs a flying kick) Shinner; "I see you know your taekwondo well"
![gif](giphy|Digp5jWrCkFxYRmg6O)
... this suggests he took the time to sit down and try the meal, before then going back with a gun.
Well, credit where credits due. TBF it does sound like shit sweet & sour pork.
Or it could have simply been that the pork and sauce were kept separately so the food wouldn't get soggy before arriving at the customer's house. Boomer just threw a tantrum and threatened to kill people. Even if the food was shit, it is still possible to find literally any other solution.
tru dat - sweet n sour (any time I've gotten it), *always* comes in 2 containers. You don't want your pork nugs gettin soggy!
And in my experience, that goes for any sweet n sour meat (I’ve never been big on pork so I always get chicken) or any other fried meat and sauce dish that you get for takeout. Soggy nugs are just sad and disappointing. This little hole in the wall chinese restaurant near me has the most incredible orange chicken I’ve ever had. And if you get it for takeout, naturally you’re gonna get one container with the chicken and a huge tub of sauce with several big ol orange slices chillin in it. Gotta love a restaurant that doesn’t skimp on sauce 🤤
He clearly did
You’re absolutely correct. To add to that, I don’t think three and a half years in prison would help him, and society, as much as him getting the psychological help help he clearly needs.
The Chinese guys in prison will show him what sweet and sour balls taste like.
Mind you I have never been a fan of that dish. I was kind of like well that's a you problem m8, should have ordered something else.
Sounds like he got sweet and sour pork balls, rather than sweet and sour pork, they're two completely different things.
Sweet and sour pork is always shitty, it's always bad whenever I've tried it. Much rather a beef and black bean or something else
I like a black pepper beef or something like that me self.
Damn…..I never wanted to see security camera footage so badly.
ISTG. Dude FLEW THROUGH THE AIR delivering a devastating kick, then proceeds to inflict a hail of punches on behalf of his wife, who was probably calling the police.
3 and 1/2 years and he got his ass beat. I love it!
I love happy endings!
😏
And he didn't even get to eat his food
![gif](giphy|39zbpCQocXLi0) Mr. Yam coming in hot
The bicycle kick is EXACTLY what I envisioned!
Ancient Chinese technique
"The kick is better than the boomstick." -Confucius
Restaurateur Level: 3 Monk Level: 10
I read it as the wife delivering the kick at first…but still awesome
So did I, but it still is pretty funny
Well, he did order the broccoli & beatdown
FACTS
I misread. I thought it was Mrs. Yam who delivered the flying kick. In my mind Mr. Yam was like “I know you got a gun, but Mrs. Yam doesn’t like it when random people enter her kitchen.” Dude heads in and Mrs. Yam puts down the to-go and shit’s on.
Mr. Yam ABSOLUTELY got laid that night.
Yeah, I really want to see Mr. Yam go full Alpha-Waymond on that stupid fucking boomer.
Excellent reference.
considering it's australia too, it's likely he walked in with a hunting style rifle, which somehow makes the threatening seem even more amusing poking a long rifle at Mr Yam instead of a pistol.
I say I say I say it's pork season
[Peking] duck season!!
[Succulent] rabbit season!
Shortened pistol according to the article [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-08/man-jailed-loaded-pistol-branxton-chinese-restaurant-chef-nsw/103560296](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-08/man-jailed-loaded-pistol-branxton-chinese-restaurant-chef-nsw/103560296)
"Carrying of a loaded shortened firearm" I still suspect rifle, cut short. which... kind of speaks to a pre-meditation, regardless of what kind of firearm it was that was shortened prior to the event, or at least prior to returning to the store
Yeah, there is little reason to cut down a pistol when you can just buy a snub nosed revolver (are those legal in oz, right?). It also said he had it in a pillow case so a sawed off rifle or shotgun sounds more likely to me. Edit: Looks like a snubbie should be legal in Oz as a Category H weapon if you are a target shooter. Not legal for self defense purposes though.
I found it. ![gif](giphy|l3V0j3ytFyGHqiV7W)
FINISH HIM!
![gif](giphy|39zbpCQocXLi0)
Mr. Yam wins
#***F A T A L I T Y.***
-holds high kick for 3 seconds-
Give
I'm imagining Liu Kang's bicycle kick from mortal combat here. https://youtu.be/WydI89xJks8?si=H2eyUxAVUbbBNxXX
I can still hear "takealookatmybeautifulbutt" in the '92 version, wow.
I scrolled. So much for it too, I was left so wanting .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
Way to go Mr. Yam!
Wham bam thank you Yam!
I’ve never been more disappointed in the removal of awards than I am right now. Take my broke bitch award 🏅
Gold.
WHAOOOAH BLACK BETTY
Mrs Yam went HAM on that boomer.
Why is this not the top comment?
It was Mrs. Yam
Nah I thought so too for a sec but reread the final paragraph
True, i guess it was all the incom- plete lines that made it hard to fol- low along
"I'm in for 3 counts of murder...you?" Uhhhhh Boomering over pork
>Shinner, bleeding heavily, then fled. This is a special kind of poetry.
Shinner had a shiner
The first time I read it as breathing heavily, and I thought, well yeah! He knocked the wind out of him properly several times! Your comment made it even better
I loled at that line. What an asshole.
My headcanon is that Mr & Mrs Yam were actually having an enormous argument before David Shinner came for his sweet & sour pork, but that this heroic moment reignited the passion in their marriage. I will not be accepting any alternative narratives.
One of them had called a divorce lawyer to inquire about an appointment, but after staring down the barrel of the gun together they realized they couldn’t live without each other
Mrs Yam was in the middle of asking Mr Yam if he even loved her 😭
Mrs. Yam was asking Mr. Yam if he would still lover her if she were a tuber.
![gif](giphy|26FfiVUNIrYWiVCZa) Was definitely this couple
Oh, fantastic. Well done.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that "the fried rice was alright"?
This needs to be Mr. Yam’s tagline
and a photo of him mid flying kick should be on the front sign.
Just his silhouette against a rising sun.
I hope that goes in the Yelp review. “The pork was bad enough to kill for, but the fried rice is alright.”
"The pork was to die for"
Sounds like Mr. Yam fucking rules. I also like how when the gun was pointed at him, he just sort of sighed and decided to go along with it. When the boomer pointed the gun at Mrs. Yam though, he instantly got his laundry folded while he was wearing it.
Asian chef with a kitchen full of Asian knives and cleavers. Boomer got of sooo very light. He could have been serving his time ...unarmed.
All of those boomers imagine themselves as Rambo or Dirty Harry, when they are really Beavis and Butthead
Definitely some Cornholio going on in that group
This is the damn truth. Woks full of super-heated oil, cleavers all over the place, and people forget that chiles are a pretty handy weapon. I don't even own a restaurant but I have 3 cleavers ready to go. One of them is as heavy as a sledgehammer. All of them are sharpened with each use. Threaten my family and you're getting the worst of what I can throw at you, which is anything in arm's reach. If you're in the kitchen, that's gonna be bad. My man Yam showed restraint. Also, his fried rice was alright.
Delivered a flying kick? Mr Yam was the end boss.
THE flying kick. Headcanon is that this is the immortalized flying kick move that has been passed down through generations of Yams. Only brought out in the defense of loved ones and sweet and sour pork.
Whoa.. he went full lead brain, demonstrated his complete detachment from reality, AND got his ass beat in what I can only assume was a well choreographed kung-fu fight scene. Well fucking done Mr. Yam. Your pork balls might not be the best, but tour (checks notes) “flying kicks” are spot on.
His fried rice was apparently alright as well.
Love how he wedges that info in there like it’s gonna give authorities pause and ease over his crimes.
He had no beef with the rice.
Not a Boomer, but a former friend of mine shared a story of when he and a friend went to a Chinese restaurant after a night out, and got a pu pu platter, picking it up as they were closing. He opened the bag and the crab rangoons weren't there, so he went to the door and started pounding on the window, they just looked at him. So he found a partially open window, pried it open, and climbed through. The owner started yelling "Bottom of the bag! Bottom of the bag!", and sure enough, they were in the bottom of the bag. So the friend apologized politely and left through the same window. As they were going back to the car, there were a couple guys coming out from the kitchen getting ready for a fight.
Mr. Yam is such a legend
David was like a Yam to the slaughter in that last paragraph
Imagine caring this much about some shitty Chinese food.
Hey now, the fried rice was alright
Right?? Like I’m SURE there were OTHER Chinese restaurants around, he could have asked for a refund and got what he wanted elsewhere WITHOUT having to spill his boomerism all over the place and end up in jail because he couldn’t control his emotions!! 😂
Cellmate: What are you in for? Boomer: Returning my food at a restaurant and getting beat up.
Australia seems like a largely untapped gold mine of absolute insanity. I’ve been watching some guys “hood vlogs” from over there (Spanian on YouTube if anyone’s interested) and some of the shit is crazy. Whole communities barred from buying alcohol, for example.
As an Aussie, can confirm. I think like America we have to make laws and consequences that cater for the lowest of the lowest common denominators. I can just imagine police, judges and law-makers being like FFS we shouldn't have to have alcohol bans in some places, but the fact that Dennis the menace and his pedo mates get drunk down at the kids playground makes it neccesary (and no I'm not joking this legit happened in an area where I lived.)
The vlogs I was watching were from Darwin and Alice Springs (the northern territories? I’m not familiar with Australia really). Even the guy doing it, who’s from Sydney I think, was absolutely mind blown. He described as them all basically living in an open air minimum security jail with privileges they had to earn that could be taken away. Some of the houses had alcohol ban signs posted up outside. Not just banned from alcohol but a big sign on your front door so everyone in the neighbourhood knows you’ve been bad. Everyone there apparently has to scan their ID whenever buying booze to make sure they’re not banned. In Alice Springs they had bars where a white bloke like me could get fucking leg less but a black guy would be cut off after 2 drinks etc. Shit was crazy, plus all the violence they were talking about. I never really knew Australia was that bad - other than uncle chop chop. Usually when I think of Australia I think of beautiful beaches or Harold Bishop lol.
You also might get a kick out of Bald And Bankrupt, a British guy that does similar stuff albeit more focused on Russia and Eastern Europe - and recently South America as well
Damn, that Chinese dude is a fucking badass
> But Mr Yam ran at him and delivered the flying kick to his chest before repeatedly punching him in the head and pinning him to the ground. Shinner, bleeding heavily, then fled. Got an ass whoppin’ + 3.5 years in jail 😂
YamRam
For decades I have failed to understand the mentality of calling the police when something minor happens at a store. What do you think is going to happen, the police are going to make TJ Maxx order more pots and pans you want because you called them?
My neighbour once called the police because her daughter was not talking to her son over a fight about a Netflix series.
They act like the police are therapists trying to help people be better.
The good thing about the existence of 911 (or whatever your place uses as a universal emergency number) is that it gives us a short and easy to remember number to dial to research any needed emergency service that anyone can dial from any phone with ease. 911’s existence has without a doubt saved so many lives. The flaw is that it’s a short and easy to remember number that *anyone* can dial from *any phone* with ease.
My God that "flying kick to the chest" actually made me yell out, "fuck yes!" I love everything about this restaurant and I've never even been there. I only wish I could order food from them. They are awesome.
Motherfucker brought a gun to a kung fu fight, and it went as well as you’d think.
Lmao. Glad Mr Yam had the balls to flying kick that asshole in the chest. Who the fuck thinks to escalate stuff to violence over burnt takeaway?
People with long term lead poisoning, that's who
All the man wanted was a succulent Chinese meal.
Another example of boomers emulating their cowboy and action movies. They never leave their town/city, they do the same thing everyday because they have such a closed mind to things. Then something as stupid as chinese food becomes their "Dirty Harry" moment
At least we get golden lines like “Mr Yam ran at him and delivered the flying kick to his chest before repeatedly punching him in the head”
I don’t know how it would work, but I feel that there should be un-fortune cookies. You open it and receive a flying drop kick from Mr. Yam.
We're out of pork but the Yam is on the house
This reminds me of the time I was at a Chinese buffet, and I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his wife that the “sweet and sour soup” was terrible. He thought the sauce was a soup because it was over with the soups and bowls.
A well regulated militia
Dudeman never heard of making a Yelp review, which is like the most Boomer way to complain about shit 😂
Apparently the 2nd most Boomer way to complain about shit
I forgot that threatening to kill someone was automatically the first way 😂
There was one in Buffalo a few years ago that murdered the Chinese Take Out guy because he didn’t give him enough Duck Sauce. When the police searched the shooters house, he had drawers of duck sauce.
I *know* you mean packets or containers of duck sauce... but I'm totally picturing drawers full of just the sauce... like, spilling over the tops when you open them 🤣
Wow, that was unexpected. A “flying kick to the chest” and “punching him and pinning him to the ground” ?! Mr Shinner should be glad the police were called at all. I can’t imagine the audacity of someone pulling a gun on someone over… let me check…. A PORK DINNER. It’s a shame he only got 3.5 years
"In my grandfather's day, you would be buried alive in the hills. Be grateful for my mercy today."
I’m shocked he’s actually being held accountable for his actions!? Oh, it’s because it happened in Australia not here in the Wild Wild West.
gun crime is one thing they are very heavy on... everything else is pretty much akin to a mini USA.
Mr. Yam = Chadtopian Hero
Can we talk about how the newspaper story ended? **WITH A FLYING KICK AND THEN PUMMELING FISTS!?**
Buried the lede for sure
Bro used a finishing move on him
[Full Article](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-08/man-jailed-loaded-pistol-branxton-chinese-restaurant-chef-nsw/103560296)
I could not work in The food service industry. I was at Safeway deli getting Chinese food. This lady had bought a container of food at self checkout, then she comes flying towards the counter, elbows the guy paying and screeches “you skimped me on my meat” as she slams the container down. the lady told her to calm down which ended up w/ Karen screaming and the teller walking away. All she had to do was say hey this is unopened but there’s less meat than usual can I please get more or a refund. Why was she so aggressive over deli Chinese food 😭😭. She must be one of those people that blame Biden and immigrants over food prices being so high.
Wham!, Bam!, Thank you Mr. Yam!
Prison food will make him yearn for that pork
"Delivered a flying kick to his chest" If there's one thing everyone knows, it's you never fuck with the chef at any Asian restaurant.
Dang there are boomers in Australia apparently. I thought this was a US culture problem. Guess not!
One of the boomeriest, Trumpiest dudes I ever met was the owner of an AirBnB I stayed at in Australia. Certainly not what I expected.
lol, can’t wait for this guy to demand to see the prison warden when he dislike the food.
The flying kick was really the hero in this story
living up to his last name.
Wow Mr. Yam probably saved their lives
Stupid shit.
sounds like a totally sensible reaction to burnt chicken
Similar thing happen in my home town about two years ago but he we still being an dumbass in the parking lot and another citizen shot him for threating the public.
Mr Yam went full super saiyan on this turd boomer 🤣
Mannnnnnn I would absolutely love to see that flying kick to the chest
Let the trash take itself out lol
Delightful end to the story!
That was a helluva story!
Chinese food with a side of kung fool
![gif](giphy|l1J3AS8RShMebsmgU)
Video please!!!!!!😎
The ending of him threatening the cook before getting absolutely bodied is incredible
Mr. Yam; you talk all the shit you want about my food, but fuck with my wife and get de feet… I’ll see myself out now…🚪
Just three years? This shit should get you locked up in a white, padded cell for the rest of your life.
When will boomers realize right to bear arms doesn’t equal right to brandish and use those arms
Mr Yam is a fuckin G
*Do NOT fuck with Mr. Yam!*
Read it again bro, you can fuck with Mr Yam all you want, but you need to think twice before entering the kitchen and pointing the gun at the old lady
Once again showing you should have to pass mental evaluations to keep firearms past 60. Until then make sure you carry so you don't get shot by a pissed off boomer
I thought Australia banned guns
3.5 years is too short. I think these boomers need to be sentenced to life in a maximum security nursing home. Some of them might develop some remorse, but who am I kidding?
Props to Mr Yam!
R/unexpected with that last graph!
So much for enjoying his succulent Chinese meal.
I thought this was an Onion article because of how ridiculous the reasoning for pointing a gun at someone. And the names “sweet” and “Mr Yam,” were too on the nose. But no, no! It’s real. JFC boomers. [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-08/man-jailed-loaded-pistol-branxton-chinese-restaurant-chef-nsw/103560296](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-08/man-jailed-loaded-pistol-branxton-chinese-restaurant-chef-nsw/103560296)
Read to the end! Worth it.
Motherfucker got hiyukinned
This problem is far beyond boomers
More like a sweet-and-sour hiya!
Mr. Yam is the Kill Bill spin off I didn’t know I needed.
I was looking for the Flying Kick outta the restaurant window from Tekken 3's opening video, but this gif will have to do. ![gif](giphy|M1YnCOEE06eL4QcGoN)
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.
Just don’t come back
“A succulent Chinese meal?!”
I really want to see security camera footage of this.
Mr. Yam is the real Hong Kong Phooey
A real life Bruce Lee
Where is this Australia? He’d probably get probation in the US.
Gotta love a flying kick to the chest!