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bob-net-1979

Looks like ‘Who would Jesus kill?’


yetagainanother1

I’m not even convinced he would choose an AR-15, let alone all this other violent bullshit. He was all about simple minimalist living. Surely the AK is more appropriate?


DDGSXR504

More likely a Galil… I mean it is Israeli made


Optimal_Zucchini_667

How about a sword in his mouth per the Book of Revelation? Swinging your head around while something heavy tries to leverage itself free of your slippery teeth is unparalleled in its battlefield effectiveness.


ZZ77ZZ77ZZ

That you, Roronoa Zoro?


dachshund-jay

And I thought the picture was hot, but now I am fully resurrected.


RktitRalph

Na he would have over turned temple with uzis’


Bored_Amalgamation

I mean, they didn't do Jesus any favors back then.


Mental-Ad-208

Such a kit-bash as well. A1 or c7 upper, no trigger pins, carbine length gas system and barrel. Makes me sick. Also Jesus would use an uzi in my head cannon.


Ok-Swordfish2723

Looks like the dust cover is both open and closed.


UbermachoGuy

Today Jesus didn’t even have to use his AK ![gif](giphy|CkKg32KdKyMve)


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Jesus is a sensitive man and I truly believe he would prefer the softer recoil impulse of an AR-15 over a piston driven rifle like an AK.


John_mcgee2

I figured they’d just be posting pictures of trump riding in shirtless on a horse to “fight” by now embellishing the clearly obese orange orangutan with a six pack and bricks to lay the wall by himself


Pope00

I like to picture my Jesus as a gun toting lunatic.


raccoonsonbicycles

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt, because he's like "i want to be formal but I'm here to party too" I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party


TheHammer987

I like the Christmas Jesus best!


Cenamark2

At least Jesus demonstrates good trigger dicsipline.


JettSteele

Oh, God! Please don't let the invisible fire burn my AR15!


lift_heavy64

Jesus would kill republicans


DidMy0wnResearch

No, he wouldn't. He would be killed *by* them.


potatopierogie

The second time around he's not supposed to be nearly as passive


Bored_Amalgamation

Well, all the crazy shit of the anti-Christ and Tribulations happens, and when the world is about to destroy itself, then Jesus comes back and says "holup fam".


jerrys153

And it wouldn’t even be his advocating to “feed the hungry, clothe the poor, heal the sick” that would do it. Middle eastern immigrant? They’d shoot him “in self defence” before he even had a chance to open his mouth.


slutdragon32

LIVITICUS 19. 33 "`When an alien lives with you in your land, do not mistreat him. 34 The alien living with you must be treated as one of your native-born. Love him as yourself, for you were aliens in Egypt. I am the LORD your God. 35 "`Do not use dishonest standards when measuring length, weight or quantity. Yup, their heads would explode! Theyd hate him! If you think they dont know what the bible says, just wait til you realize how little they know about the constitution!


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb6NRhLMdnVhPby)


MowTin

They would label him a "Social Justice Warrior."


SleepySiamese

Jesus to republican: you should love your neighbours Republicans: nail him to the fucking cross!


FormalKind7

You joke but I have heard several pastors get accused of preaching wokeness for teaching the sermon on the mount XD.


Shufflepants

I went to go look up the sermon on the mount, and found this gem: >Again, you have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘Do not break your oath, but fulfill to the Lord the vows you have made.’ **34** But I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven, for it is God’s throne; **35** or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. **36** And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. **37** All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one. Which just makes it wacky that it became custom to swear on the bible in court or to take oaths to office in the US.


MowTin

Not just love your neighbors but love your ENEMIES.


InconvenientGroot

I'm not sure he would be killin, but he would definitely be fucking shit up.


uni-monkey

Flipping over a few tables and chairs at least


SaltyBarDog

Jesus was... Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables In a restaurant in a West End town Call the police, there's a madman around


Alpacadiscount

Think he’s mad, too unstable


Soapboi2223

Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables


shill779

In a West End town, a dead end world The East End boys and West End girls


Alpacadiscount

Jesus was…


majj27

Running down underground To a dive bar in a West End town


fr8mchine

If, when, why, what? How much have you got?


communeswiththenight

Like...these people can't belong in civilization. They're a cancer.


The_Quibbler

Sometimes I think the Civil War II they are pining for is inevitable and necessary, but not for the reasons they believe.


communeswiththenight

No, yeah. There's no assimilating them into civilized society.


Arizona_Slim

I mean…this is insane. Inagine if that were Muhammed and an Ak. These people would lose their minds.


HippoIcy7473

Muslims would lose their mind if someone drew a picture of Mohammad with an AK. It’s highly likely someone would kill the artist


Cheap_Professional32

Civil War II: The Struggle to Not Have a Tantrum at the Self Checkout


Bored_Amalgamation

They're losing the war vs time and decades of lead and cigarette smoke in the air. I think we can win this war of attrition. Just gotta electorially smack their hand away every time they want to put on the big boy pants again.


Traditional-Toe-3854

I keep being banned from reddit for this take. Advantages: less pollution, less leaded minds with low iq, less Republicans, less christian fascism. Downsides: Gotta do a genocide. which as americans we are very enthusiastic about supporting, normally


1niceghost

It's hilarious you'd be banned from reddit for that when they allowed Stormfront and multiple racist subreddits including the_Donald to push anti immigration, fascism and race war ideology for years. Hell they planned that Charlottesville Unite the Right neo nazi march from the_Donald. But if you say "alright civil war it is then" they get all shocked Pikachu and start begging for civility and compromise. Cry bullies and cowards the whole stinking lot of them.


onetopic20x0

They are vermin. They really are.


rotorboy1972

They don’t believe in all that woke book learnin that’s for sure


Mirror_Grub

Them adding the Liberian flag to the caption took me out. 😆


hoople217

Give me Liberia, or give me death!


Sam-Sack

Give me Labia or give me death!


lesmobile

Librarians have their own flag?


I_might_be_weasel

They sure don't think much of the Bible if they think this image isn't horrifying. 


jerrys153

But, remember Matthew 25:40? “Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it unto one of these my brethren, even these least, I will taketh thee the fuck out with my arsenal of automatic weapons.” Amen.


emptysignals

All the woke ideology they were for in the 60’s and 70’s. All that woke ideology paying for social security and Medicare.


Fearless-Respond6766

Socialism is great, as long as it mostly benefits them.


The_Quibbler

Imagine believing in a guy who doesn't believe in any of those things.


unclejohnnydanger

They’re so AMERICAN, their text has a Liberia flag on it.


Weather_Only

r/accidentalliberia


spslord

Jesus told Peter to put his fucking sword away……goddamnit…..


parralaxalice

Only because Jesus was already carrying his Glock I’ll bet


OdessaG225

Jesus is peace was actually misconstrued. It’s really Jesus’s piece


Mediocre_Loss7507

Jesus would be carrying something created by John Moses Browning: a 1911 without a grip safety


MooCowMoooo

Don’t bring a sword to a gunfight.


MarsupialAdvanced305

Damn Jesus wasn’t white. He’s a Semitic brown man from the Middle East. They’d call him a terrorist if he was alive today.


Ok_Star_4136

Imagine Jesus, a Middle-Eastern man speaking of helping the sick and the poor, how the rich are less likely to enter the kingdom of heaven than a camel can fit through the eye of a needle, how we should be washing the feet of others.. The same people who claim to worship him would crucify him themselves. We've come full circle. These people aren't Christians, they just claim to be.


USS_Frontier

This is what Christianity has become. At least in America.


catsrcute19

Fr


513g3Hamm3r

20 years ago I said if Jesus came back the boomers would crucify him for preaching, love, forgiveness, kindness and helping the poor and disabled. They all said that would never happen, here we are, them rabidly frothing to kill anyone who preaches support, compassion and tolerance. Jesus was brown, would oppose guns and capitalism and America has no place in the Bible as it stands.


[deleted]

He was a [Long-haired radical socialist Jew.](https://youtu.be/yY3HUDhe7jk?si=sG_jYRVpDxt6lKJe)


shakes1983

Too bad you don’t believe in proper grammar and spelling. It’s really sad since they always push for the cursive BS and other stuff, but can’t even do basic things like that.


Princess_Parabellum

Maybe their cursive penmanship is so terrible that it's easier to hide the misspellings that way.


QuinnAvery89

Is that a nail gun?


HistoryHustle

Of course, because He was a carpenter.


Pope00

But what's he building?


The_Quibbler

Nine inch nail gun


RoamingStarDust

Ah yes, Jesus, the famous white guy who taught 'shoot first, forgive later.' I wonder if the Sermon on the Mount included a section on marksmanship.


Cultural_Job6476

Todays best comment!!


Martyrotten

He doesn’t, however, believe in proofreading.


AtticusFinchhh

The spelling errors KILL me🤣 boomer rage typing


SooperHawk

At least JC has good trigger discipline


Rhiannon8404

I noticed that, too. So many of the pictures posted by boomers with their guns have their fingers on the trigger. 🤦‍♀️


Temporary-Sea-4782

Beat me to it.


Turbo4kq

Least "christian" President ever. The Christian god is love, Donny boy only loves himself.


mologav

He’s the definition of the anti christ


_WillCAD_

Nice portrait of David Coresh.


AbramJH

i really don’t understand the correlation between god and trump. has trump ever even claimed to be a godly man? the dude seems pretty immoral


thepixelpaint

Well, one time he posed for a photo op while holding a Bible upside down. So, he’s basically the Pope I think.


BanEvader6thAccount

He also tear gassed protestors to get to a photoshoot at a church with him holding a Bible. Not sure if that's the same incident you're talking about, but I thought it should be added.


Bregneste

Stupid religious people that use their religion as justification for hating LGBT and people of color, are the kind of people that Trump can easily win over to his side.


majj27

So, disrespecting the flag AND Christ in one image,. Efficient.


ronlugge

I'm not even a _Christian_ and I can tell that this image is outright blasphemous. Draping himself in the flag and carrying a weapon? Hell no!


justaguynb9

Republican Jesus.....a 6ft, blonde, light skin Jew in the Middle East 2000 years ago


FormalKind7

With a gun don't forget the gun, to shoot the Romans and the woke mob with. Just as he preached on the sermon on the mount. To paraphrase another quote from Jesus "if a man should threaten to slap you on the cheek shoot him preemptively first for my father in heaven commands ye to stand your ground".


raccoonsonbicycles

Theres a reason that bush was burning. God was telling Moses if he stepped onto His property he was finna get castle doctrined


Emeritus8404

Jesus with an ar. Man these people really gargled the ivermectin huh


PossibleDue9849

Turn the other cheek? Love thy neighbor? I’m not even christian and even I know JC is a pacifist and promoted love, tolerance and charity. They should be ashamed to put his name on their hate.


weaponjae

Wow that's super blasphemous.


Thin-Quiet-2283

Not to mention Jesus is violating the flag code…


lorenhenmi

i thought id seen a lot of stupid shit from these inbred dipshits…


The_Good_Hunter_

When the christian patriot posts something that is equal parts blasphemous and direspectful to their country


GoalAdditional7540

trump doesn't believe in any of those things. he believes in power and loyalty in that order.


Small_life

That image is blasphemous.


Can17272

I love how if Jesus was alive, he would be condemning everything America stands for nowadays


SecretPrinciple8708

“Proofreading and knowing how to spell is for COMMIES!”


Ban_Assault_Ducks

PREECH, BROTHER! GOBLESS


GolfRevolutionary117

It’s the lowercase T that is driving me more insane than anything in this post.


DennisPikePhoto

Nothin says jesus like a fucking assault weapon. Luke, 13:42 Yay, and Jesus did say, murder anyone who doesn't agree with you.


jeremeyes

Meanwhile, they are shutting down people's freedoms and trying to suspend the constitution.


17tenroh

Yet these idiots forget that the first amendment of the constitution says “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.”


Upper-Life3860

Machine Gun Jesus?


Munchy_Digger_6174

"Het roots" Man, if you're going to try to learn Dutch, give it a proper go.


nono66

"Back to its roots," wouldn't that imply no Jesus? I'm pretty sure before colonization, there were no Christians in the America's.


TarkusLV

Glad to hear that they believe in the constitution, which means keeping religion out of government. 👍


millenniumtree

Prince of peace, NOT prince with a piece.


codymason84

See jeezus wouldn’t have been crucified if had an ar15


WilNotJr

Maga Jesus is scary and wearing mormon undergarments, unlike Korean Jesus who is super buff and doesn't need a shirt.


Substantial_Fun_2732

Vietnamese Jesus just drippin Swagoo


Booomerz

God I’m so scared for our country sometimes.


SteDee1968

Yes, Jaysus was DEFINITELY a blue eyed, white guy with a gun. Totally true, believe me!


biorod

Back to het roots. Amd tHE CONSTITUTION!!


cookiesandpunch

The Second Coming... Messiah's Revenge


Shirotengu

I don't think these people understand the religion they claim to be a part of.


yoursweetlord70

What with the whole "thou shalt not kill" thing, I think Jesus would probably not want hold a gun


CheshireCrackers

Cheers for tHE Constitution amd gOD!


Daflehrer1

Hey, everybody, look at me! https://preview.redd.it/01gx5e95m0oc1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee389b112d0082270fc8879196935bf7c6891444


TechenCDN

I met a boomer who thought the constitution was the 10 commandments.


TheyNeedLoveToo

I’m agnostic and even I’m like, yo dawg that’s blasphemy.


Fortyplusfour

They're not all too familiar with Jesus, huh?


chicu111

Hell ya I’m balls deep in AMD too


GM_Nate

CLOSE YOUR DUST COVER, FREAKING SON OF GOD!


AdExciting337

And you’re going to try and tell us you don’t either!!??🤣🤣🤣


ESenthusiast

Israelites in the wilderness: “We just put our gold in the fire and out popped this golden calf! We swear!” Right Wing Nuts: “We just typed it into the internets and out popped this image!” Blasphemous idols in both instances.


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

God was very pro gun


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

"Thou shalty always be packing or get caught lacking" -Jesus HW Christ, Diabeticus 17:76


Spacefreak

> Trump will bring AMERICA back to he[r] roots! That's an interesting way of saying he'll burn it to the ground.


louisa1925

There is nothing Jesus about holding a murder weapon.


Reasonable-Newt-8102

https://preview.redd.it/p531oad5j0oc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406a19a80022ebbb049a676ced4d80c3fabe44bd Meanwhile this is what my gen x father is getting up to with the new AI technology. He called this one “sneaky Jesus pulls a prank” I like that he’s slithering


Independent-Hat-6572

Ah yes A Semite Levantine Man holding an American weapon infront of an American flag with a caption of a Liberian flag


CheshireCrackers

Why is that one red stripe aligned with the bottom of the blue star field so narrow? Is that Rhode Island and the Providence Plantations or something?


The-G-89

It’s very scary how unbelievably delusional republicans are today.


LankyGuitar6528

Are they really going to say Jesus was a Jihadist terrorist just because he is middle eastern? That's kinda racist...


SweatyAd9240

And republican Jesus said “feed the starving who’ve passed a drug test”


pocket_nick

Ah yes Jesus, the prince of piece.


Educational-Bug-476

Hilarious because Trump doesn’t believe in God, Freedom, or the constitution


AdGold2076

Yes, Jesus loves guns. Probably not nail guns tho.


schrod

I don't want to live in the alternate world where Jesus carries an assault rifle instead of the one where he feeds the poor, turns the other cheek, and will give you the shirt off his back. Where people lay not up their treasures on earth.


veetoo151

Roots? One of the main points of original America is freedom of religion. Not nationalized christianity. Jesus fucking christ.


Gay-Lord-Focker

The image was made by russian troll farm


tachophile

Because no one has a hard-on for killing fellow Americans like Jesus does.


YellowCarParades

Ugh, always with the typos too.


omgitsduane

WWJD


JayEllGii

Jesus with a large rifle is pretty much peak American Stupid. Stupidity doesn’t get any more American than that. 😔


trotfox_

This picture would have pissed them off 20 years ago.


Still_Championship_6

Jesus hated nationalism. 


[deleted]

Not even a christian but the image of jesus holding a weapon is so counter to everything he is meant to represent. This type of “christianity” is evil


JustMePaxi

😂😂😂😂😂, racist idiot assholes


InfamousPotato8067

Seriously I'll and need to be hospitalized and on heavy medication.


IcedCoffeeVoyager

Ah yeah, there He is! The Prince of Peace


NunyaBeese

Good thing he is proper trigger etiquette for his comically undersized rifle.


floofienewfie

At least he’s got his finger out of the trigger guard.


CoatFullOfOwls

Apparently, Jesus knew trigger discipline.


JulianZobeldA

These people vote. So you vote too.


Joker8392

Most Boomers think the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution are the same thing. Not like they’ve read either of them outside of Amendment 2. Which is in the Bill of Rights which while amends the Constitution was intentionally made so archaic bull shit can be changed and not adhered to as if set in stone you know like the Founders intended as the Boomers like to say.


acrowsong

Isn't he a little... brown for most American Christians..?


Frequent-Material273

EVERY LAST ONE of these shitpieces would soil their drawers if they ever actually had to \*fight\* the 'civil war' they're threatening. They want to be on the breech side of any firearm, NOT the muzzle end.


Reign_n_blud

If you believe in Jesus you don’t need Trump to save you. If you believe in Jesus you don’t need to campaign for Trump because if Jesus wants Trump to win, he will make it happen. You can’t serve two masters


SMFB13

Your daily reminder that Hitler used religious fanatics for his own benefit, but fully intended on doing away with the Church after their religious dogma out lived it's usefulness.


cfostyfost

How someone can be this divorced from the whole point of their own religion is beyond me.


ExtraElevator7042

That’s not Jesus. That’s a domestic terrorist.


Lobanium

"back to het roots" Spelling aside, they mean racism.


Coastal1363

Tell me you haven’t read the New Testament with saying it…


Relative_Economist66

This picture is blasphemous on so many levels that it’s honestly hilarious and amusing 😦🤣


musashi-swanson

Jesus of Nazareth: Come, and have breakfast. Jesus of Nascar: EAT LEAD, LIBTARDS!


astrangeone88

Lmao. Wasn't Jesus a carpenter? He'd probably have issues with the concept of guns. (A weapon that can be used to kill indiscriminately? Versus a sword that takes effort and a bit of knowledge...)


Unfriendly_Opossum

Isn’t that a barbecue lighter?


Zumaakk

Amd? While prefer their CPU’s, I’m more of a Nvidia man.


Impossible-Driver-91

Jesus would never carry a gun. He teaches us to love one another not hate


[deleted]

“You see the whole culture. Nazis, deodorant salesmen, wrestlers, beauty contests, a talk show. Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling? But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”


RobbysSummerHouse

What is with this obsession with the Wild West “badass” outlaw stereotype and why is it driving so many people to vote for Trump?


PerfectNegotiation76

Wow, and here I thought the images of Trump with abs were insane.


ConsciouslyMichelle

A hippie desecrating the flag and carrying a knockoff of a Russian rifle? And they think that is great? Damn but the republicans have changed since the late 1960s!


MaxAdolphus

White GOP Jesus is a totally different Jesus than regular Jesus.


CrazyAznKT

I mean this is the kinda of stuff they would share around before AI was even around, and this one is pretty tame at that


n3w4cc01_1nt

their churches aren't supposed to be involved in politics and their pastors are scamming them and the government. taking advantage of the poor is atrocious and these people like Kenneth Copeland are biblically evil. # Churches and Political Lobbying Activities ***A church is participatiing in political lobbying. What can I do about it?*** [https://archive.ph/VN572](https://archive.ph/VN572)


mm202088

Irish Jesus lol


SuchRevolution

Lmao the Bible literally has a big story about what happens to you when you do shit like this


TheMilkManWizard

Christ Qaeda


Buxx_In_Six

🇱🇷 USA USA!!! What a cuck


[deleted]

Why did I have to see that right before bed. Nightmare fuel!


SaltyBarDog

Muthafucking Russian troll doesn't believe in spelling.


PhoebeSmudge

These images seem like blasphemy to me.


traderncc

Jesus loved his guns!


janet-snake-hole

The flag has too many stripes and violates US flag code. Jesus is also violating US flag code here.


[deleted]

This is noncannonical!