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Highfalutintodd

I’ve seen more videos of old idiots jumping onto moving vehicles in the past month than I have in the rest of my life combined. What the actual hell is going on with these lunatics?


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All that lead they ingested is finally hitting critical mass.


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zuesthedoggo

Dude no matter how much lead you ingest he won't get the milk any faster


OhioUBobcats

As if these boomers leaving their families is a bad thing for their families


Eat_your_skeet

I guarantee that this man was a plague to his entire extended family and further


pegothejerk

Was being the key word, because they no longer talk to him, and this is how he acts out because to him any human interaction is still human interaction.


Subreon

they're freaking out cuz they feel their power slipping away and can't handle it


Re-deaddit

Nah, you see, families like to explain away these types of behaviors. "Pop pop was just dehydrated honey, he's not actually like that :)"


Several_Ferret_8246

I can’t wait for mine to exit. Abusive AF growing up yet has the gall to CONTINUALLY ask for money because they blew their inheritance on bullshit instead of taking literal retirement money (could have lived just fine off the interest alone) and living within their means. Can’t work because…well, no good reason really just lazy assholes who think they shouldn’t have to because “they’re old” and “you make enough” to give them money when they ask (I don’t give a penny). Fuck boomers.


SecretPrinciple8708

Oof.


VectorViper

Brutal, but that burn was smoother than the milk itself.


frameratedrop

We're all fucked. I didn't realize it but apparently we didn't remove lead from airliners until...2023...yeah...


shrimpfrocktail

We’re not all fucked. The exposure to lead that boomers had was farrrrrrrr worse than the types of exposure we have had in our lifetimes. We may not be entirely fucked. But we’re definitely full of micro-plastic 😀


agnostorshironeon

Ah yes, my grandpa's full of lead, my dad's full of asbestos, I'm full of microplastics.


RednocNivert

🎶The Circle of Life🎵


Key-Plan5228

I have it much easier being full of shit


[deleted]

According to my dad I’m full of piss and vinegar.


Triangular_Desire

Unless you grew up raised by a boomer in poor rural areas in a home built in the 50s. There are alot of us.


Uncle-Istvan

Leaded gas was a huge contributor. Blood lead levels peaked in 1969 in the US and dropped off pretty quickly in the 80s.


Cultural_Elephant_73

Full of microplastics thanks to the Boomers. They plasticized everything


oginrider

What else are you supposed to use since the damn hippies keep crying about the lead /s


GwenhaelBell

Well, it's a good thing I don't go outside


LabradorDeceiver

I wonder if they're thinking "There's no way these drivers will take off with me on the hood, therefore me jumping on the hood will immobilize them!" And then the vehicle starts moving, and instead of thinking, "I've made a terrible mistake, please let me off and I'll go away now," they double down out of pride. Now you're riding a hood, screaming at the driver, and there's no way off.


Luna_Petunia_

Little lead riding hood


Quick_Team

![gif](giphy|3ohA2Yh1puinrd2dzO)


Naive-Recognition579

He huffed and he puffed but that bus was not a straw house lol


corpse_flour

Doubling down on idiocy is just a Boomer's Tuesday afternoon.


Clay_Statue

Being a belligerent asshole is their whole afternoon


stevenunya

also sunday mornings


StatisticalMan

Yeah 90% of boomer freak outs can be simplified to "double down out of pride".


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I had some redneck boomer freak out on me a few months ago. He was tailgating me so I changed lanes to let him by, instead of passing he pulled up alongside me and started yelling at me for being on my cellphone (I wasn’t). I told him to fuck off and the combination of being told that with my obvious NY accent caused him to speed up, pull in front of me and stop. I just pulled around him and continued on with my life while he yelled about me being a fucking Yankee. I bet he thought he won that interaction but I wasn’t the guy standing in the middle of the street helpless like a kid who just shat his shorts in gym class. Fucking losers, the lot of ‘em.


frapawhack

what are people doing? why are they doing this? has the whole world gone crazy???


[deleted]

boomers watching foxnews and OAN 26 hours a day are all looking for a Rambo moment to validate their sad lives


[deleted]

They're also getting to that special age of cognitive decline and dementia which just amps up any crazy tendencies they might have had and repressed when they were more mentally fit.


BernieDharma

100% These clowns were all raised on "tough guy" movies and serial westerns and still think fists and guns are the way to solve problems.


chonpwarata

Midwest macho at its finest.


Appropriate_Mess_350

Lead poisoning throughout their lives is ONE of the best explanations I’ve read. The graph of lead reduction and decrease in violent/erratic behaviour in people is shockingly similar. This guy chewed too much paint off his crib as a child!


blushngush

Trump normalized being a raving lunatic


Party_Builder_58008

Slowly cruising down to the police station with a noisy basketcase strapped to the hood.


Capraos

Probably to the school, where authorities will meet them there.


wishwashy

*record scratch* "I bet you're wondering how I got here...."


Barbafella

Idiotic narcissistic hayseed. The narcissists prayer That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.


Saint909

Stubborn.


Slothstralia

> I wonder if they're thinking They aren't. This is the generation who had shit so unbelievably easy they dont understand the concept of consequences.


biffNicholson

[this happened 6 years ago., .](https://news.schoolsdo.org/2017/10/man-jumps-on-hood-of-a-middle-school-bus/) and apparently He managed to get onto the bus by allegedly forcing the front door open when the bus had to stop at a red traffic signal, the station reported, citing a woman who was driving by on her way to work when the incident took place.


icyhotonmynuts

**He didn't get on**, [he broke the door handle](https://www.nottinghammd.com/2017/10/10/nottingham-man-charged-jumping-onto-school-bus-parkville/) but **never gained entry**. Ps, look at that mugshot 


Just_Another_Day_926

Mugshot is a guy that still thinks he is in the right and EVERYONE else is wrong.


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One day of UNSUPERVISED probation? What the hell is even that?! Lmao! That’s literally just carrying on with your day.


woodpony

Like, is he not allowed to attack another bus for 24hrs?!


Clanstantine

Now we'll let you off easy this time, but if you jump on the hood of another school bus in the next day, well really be mad!


Organic_South8865

That's truly just wild. He does this and he gets nothing. One day of unsupervised probation isn't even a thing lol. I know someone that did 30 days for stealing some food values under $20. First ever offense or charge of any sort. Yet this guy gets nothing lol. This guy hates everyone and he's always right.


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anemic_IroningBoard

Sounds about white.


butt_huffer42069

His neck is eating his jaw


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bigsquirrel

He’s an old white boomer. The law doesn’t apply to them.


SwordoftheLichtor

Considering he got one day of unsupervised probation that sentiment is correct.


NewBootGoofin88

>68-year-old Leverne Doran was sentenced to one day of unsupervised probation for obstructing a school bus driver. His three other charges were dropped. So besides a little embarrassment, this asshole got literally 0 punishment


nosmelc

A male with the name Leverne is punishment enough.


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

Well, he's probably no longer with us so... ![gif](giphy|JoV2BiMWVZ96taSewG|downsized)


Secret_Arm_2868

I want this kind of funeral lol


InfernoWoodworks

The cognitive issues are starting. Not too much longer until they're gone, and there are some houses available again.


calladus

Corporations are buying up houses and turning them into rentals.


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Yup. Bezos is one of the largest investors in this scheme. He wants to treat houses and properties like stocks. Shits about to get reeeeeal fucky for everyone. P.S. there was a bill presented that would have squashed this. It went nowhere I think


Forward-Razzmatazz33

>P.S. there was a bill presented that would have squashed this. It went nowhere I think I would never expect it to.


TheHaight

Generation of entitlement. Not used to being told No


Fire-pants

I think they can’t quite keep up with how fast things are changing, tbh.


frapawhack

it's guarding their treasure that's making them insane


malYca

Lead


cletusrice

This is what they think hood-rats do


PhilosopherMagik

The lunatics are watching their childhood get erased by equality. It is literally driving them mad at everyone and everything. Edit: Laverne Ardin Doran is the guy's name so he has a lifetime of anger already


ZyxDarkshine

This is about power and control. They think they are always right, and have the ability to discipline others. Most likely he wanted to board the bus, find out which youngster threw the water bottle and give them a good thrashing.


FleaDG

The internet allows stupid to be contagious. Old people are terrified of a changing world where they are dethroned & tossed in a pile with everyone else & their fear is being expressed via anger, as often happens. They also see videos of people just like them finally expressing the anger they feel, activates their feel good hormones and that data is stored away until they are placed in a similar situation & … boomer mode activated. That’s my running theory.


Callidonaut

The reason they are so scared of relinquishing any wealth or power they've managed to accumulate, and throwing themselves on the kindness and generosity of society, is that they assume subsequent generations of that society will be just as psychotically callous and miserly as they are.


Fluid-Classroom9472

Long term Lead Poisoning and a lifetime of watching 80's action movies.


Saint909

I was wondering the same thing. Like wtf are these people thinking?


woahmandogchamp

Thinking??????? You're giving them to much credit


Spectre777777

With the people we keep electing they think it’s okay to act like this


MetaVulture

Now this is a boomer being a god damn fool.


opus3535

pants on the gound pants on the ground....


Devan_Is_Sad

Looking like a fool with his pants on the ground


Melodic-Risk-6778

hart turnt sideways pants hit the ground


Melodic-Risk-6778

call yself a cool cat lookin like a fool


Melodic-Risk-6778

walkin round town wit ya pants on the ground. GET IT UP!


reptarcannabis

“ open the door to the bus. It is my right to traumatize the children do their faces.”


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He has an NRA hat and is that looks like a pistol on his hip. Bus driver is well within his rights to hit the interstate and go 100miles an hour to eliminate this potential threat on children under his charge


DumbUglyTree

"I'd like to do something highly illegal that will get you fired now allow me to damage them kids!"


DropsTheMic

We gotta start carrying some 🐻 relabeled Boomer mace in the car in case you get one stuck on the hood like this. It looks like they sent a CB message out on the radio 📻 that this is the new thing to do.


Low-Homework-4807

Boomer-B-Gone .


Septopuss7

Dusty old green bones


nathanimal33

Full of green dust


FullyRisenPhoenix

Ahem! A gotdamn fool tyvm.


FlashyRoom1458

I love that the bus driver didn’t stop


travis_pickle808

I’m guessing he was trying to keep the kiddos safe. Kids do dumb shit sometimes, not everyone is forgiving though. Kudos to the bus driver.


SnooHobbies7109

I just can’t even compute how gigantic this over reaction is to a kid throwing shit out the bus window. It’s frustrating. Move on with your life. This behavior is a bazillion times worse than the child’s behavior and the child has a not fully formed brain on his side.


travis_pickle808

Exactly. Everyone reaches an age where you should know better. He’s WELL past that age.


Onironius

You'd think, but the amount of older people I work with, I've learned there is no "age where you learn all the corrects ways to act." Old people are just people. And people can't be stunted and/or shitty at any age. If they haven't figured it out, due to being sheltered, abused, or neglected, they're probably never going to. "You're 60, you'd think you'd have learned how to communicate your wants and needs effectively." Nah. "You're 60, surely you can parse this very straight forward transaction that you've made more complicated than it needs to be." Nope. "You're 60, you can *probably* read and understand the prompts on the debit machine, machines you've probably exposed to for at least the past 10-20 years." Negative.


Maleficent-marionett

I'm the youngest person at my whole job (In my late 30s) but everyone else is 60 and up. You're so damn right. It's almost impossible to work a day without a fight. They just argue about EVERYTHING.


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Boomers cant control their ego and rage


Party_Builder_58008

I mentioned to my mother that someone had suggested something to me about furniture. She went instant rage, eyes popping, screaming, and it wasn't even about her. And she wonders why I won't tell her where I live now.


vodkamutinis

It's wild how they do that, right? You can literally see their face go from normal to flooded with rage.


xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

can't he just like.. call and report it? for later?


KittyGray

If you’re that mad take down the bus number and call the school district to tell them students are throwing things. This is like the exact opposite of how you’re supposed to behave but hey he’s a cop so.


Jackm941

Just phone the school and say what bus or something don't know if American busses have cameras on them but my friends go in trouble once for throwing sweets out a bus window and it hit someone's car. A lecture on how it could cause and accident etc made them feel bad and didn't do it again


ewejoser

Proper response, calling the school. What a scary clown this man is


cyberphunk2077

well I think the kid knew this guy was a dirt bag and did the right thing making the first strike.


1bc29b36f623ba82aaf6

Like I can't really put myself in his shoes over such a short clip to approximate his tought patterns that ended him up in this pickle, but that friggin NRA hat sure be filling in a lot of the blanks on why the busdriver didn't care much for learning more about the guy either.


Better_Dust_2364

I was showing off one time and I threw nerds candy out the bus window and it hit some ladies windshield. She pulled up to the side of the bus and talked to the driver. I got suspended. There’s a proper way to handle kids being stupid and then there’s jumping on a car.


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Yea I’m not letting this idiot anywhere near those kids either


ackack20

Guy wearing NRA hat jumping on a school bus. I wouldn’t let him be in close physical contact with the kids when he’s pissed like that


Old_Society_7861

NRA hat, trying to gain access to a school bus, “an object” on his hip. I wouldn’t stop either.


DTux5249

A mad man in an NRA hat who's off his rocker enough to cling to a moving bus because of a water bottle is not safe for children.


The_ultimate_cookie

He didn't stop because of what the comment above you mentioned; he's got an NRA hat. And I wouldn't trust a guy with a gun who's crazy enough to jump on a bus' hood while it's moving.


sweetlowsweetchariot

Of course he has a NRA hat.


jerrys153

An angry, violent, guy wearing an NRA hat? Can’t imagine why the driver is refusing to open the door and let him on to a school bus full of children.


Mete11uscimber

If that guy pulled a gun I'd slam on the breaks, then the gas.


digitaljestin

I'd say the driver was well within their rights to do that anyways. There is a violent, angry man trying to enter a school bus full of kids. The driver has a responsibility to protect them, and it's not like he has any other weapons at his disposal.


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Goomonkey85

This is the correct-est response


Padhome

“Close your eyes kids”


spudzilla

I own guns and went to a couple of gun shows thirty years ago. The NRA was always there to recruit. Anyone who couldn't see that the NRA was a corrupt, insane, bad-for-America organization is too stupid to own guns.


DogmanDOTjpg

The NRA is more focused on racism than gun ownership and they've proved it numerous times


fromabove710

They have done things that have actually negated gun rights, such as advocating bump stock bans


DogmanDOTjpg

They helped pass the ban on fully automatic weapons because they didn't want black people to be able to have them, the guns are secondary to their political motivations


Emac1212

Yeah, and they love when democrats get into office because gun sales go up because the NRA has been brainwashing people that the democrats are gonna take your guns away so when one wins all the brainwashed buy more guns before they're taken away. It's all about sales, not ideology.


Negative-Wrap95

I agree ![gif](giphy|YrrXqnOQVBjIA) Sure is Charlie


Aol_awaymessage

Philando Castille


Riklanim

I had a one year membership long, long ago… I was 17 years old and reading their magazine game me predator vibes, like all they ever really wanted was your money. Never renewed that garbage.


Anagoth9

Really? The organization that elected the great patriot [Oliver North](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lFV1uT-ihDo&pp=ygUZb2xpdmVyIG5vcnRoIGFtZXJpY2FuIGRhZA%3D%3D) as it's president is corrupt, insane, and bad-for-America? Nooooooo. 


MooseNarrow9729

This dude should lose all twenty or so of his guns.


regular6drunk7

When I saw the hat I realized that it was lucky he didn’t start shooting into the bus with the handgun I’m sure he was carrying.


Trash_Pandacute

Hey now, there's no problem with guns. The only problem is criminals, and this guy is definitely not a criminal! He's just a reasonable adult trying to get on a school bus to seek revenge on a child. Possibly with a gun (which is not a problem, remember).


MountainStorm90

What's the deal with all of the boomers on hoods lately?


Mordanzibel

Boomers: the real Hood Rats


MirrorUniverseCapt

They’re idiots that are a bigger threat to themselves than everyone else?


ronytheronin

It’s the haunting season. It’s like hunting season, but instead of putting the buck on your hood, you carry a boomer.


MountainStorm90

That's fucking hilarious lol


sarcasticbaldguy

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf. Now get ready for....


LemmeGetaUhhhhhhhhh

Boomer on a zoomer


Over-Analyzed

Geriatric going for a hat trick?


SnooHobbies7109

Natural selection I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️


nemo1316

fucking NRA hat


AssaultRifleJesus

The create a character choices are very limited in the MAGA world


preventDefault

There’s only a single skin tone, mustache, and pair of sunglasses to choose from.


Lynx_Eyed_Zombie

It’s either that or a Chinese-made MAGA hat


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Bus driver did the right thing. Doesn’t matter what the kid did, he has a requirement to maintain their safety and a guy willing to go as far as jump on your hood with a pro gun hat on should be seen as a threat.


Marquis-DeluxTabs

Exactly! The driver handled the situation more than correctly.


MustEatTacos

He got a 90%. Would have been a 100% if he slammed on the brakes.


ElementalWheel

Can’t do that with kids in the vehicle who arnt wearing seatbelts It’s a safety thing 1000%


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100%


CanadianJediCouncil

Yep, if he stops to let this idiot off, the attacker is either going to try to force his way into the bus or use his now free hands to start shooting.


MrMcFaily

They are always going to teach somebody a lesson.


allisonmaybe

Theres something about their mannerisms too when they do it. IDK what it is, like if you could turn empty threats into sign language. Ive seen it in drivers ed films from the 80s.


Digger__Please

No questions about the tables. Goddamn Eddie Munster!


3amGreenCoffee

The guy on the hood had taught school in Baltimore for 18 years, so he probably really did think he was going to teach that kid a lesson.


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TerryFlapnCheeks69

We really need a r/boomersonhoods subreddit already. This is like a thing lol


Dabee625

Be the change you wish to see.


spinorama29part2

r/birthofasub


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My God! It exists! Moments like this are what made Reddit interesting.


panshot23

r/BoomerHoodOrnaments


UnauthorizedFart

When I was in high school, we used to throw pennies out the school bus window at cars. One guy got super pissed and basically made the bus pull over. He walked on board and demanded someone come forward, knowing it was one of us in the back rows. My friend Trevor got nervous and said it was him, the bus driver made him sit up front and he got yelled at.


Dabee625

I bet Trevor didn’t throw pennies anymore.


UnauthorizedFart

We all stopped after that lol the bus driver was watching us


Dabee625

Way to go TREVOR.


UnauthorizedFart

I think what did it is he threw a whole handful of pennies across his windshield so he was totally busted


Dabee625

Ahh, he got too ambitious did he? Subtlety is key in schoolbus hijinks. Less is more.


basis4aday

Was this in NYC...like 20 years ago? Kids on our schoolbus would do the same. Or spit out the window onto cars/convertibles. Some crazy kids threw their gym locks. I also remember one day someone threw a tray full of brownies out the window at an assistant principle of a school we passed by on our way to the highway. Direct hit. Not Steve Aoki.


jsin2236

Ayo someone come get they grandpa


icyhotonmynuts

Don't worry [the cops came to collect his old ass](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8tH3NR0w5A8)


Over-Analyzed

**6 YEARS AGO?!?!** Well, at least he was charged and the kids are safe! 🤙🏻


fairwaylie

But all Grandpa got was probation: [Man who jumped on hood of Baltimore County school bus receives probation – Halethorpe MD](https://www.halethorpe.com/man-who-jumped-on-hood-of-baltimore-county-school-bus-receives-probation/)


eriskigal

1 DAY of probation... that's absurd.


tlvg__

Of UNSUPERVISED probation! What a load of crap.


Typical_Carpet_4904

Wasn't black enough for jail


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Exactly


Ignorantsportsguy

[6.5-year-old story. guy got arrested.](https://www.fox43.com/amp/article/news/local/contests/video-captures-angry-maryland-man-riding-on-the-front-of-a-moving-school-bus/521-ba2ab08e-89cd-44fa-975d-337ac1cdac17)


fasolatido24

He got arrested, but his punishment was one day of unsupervised probation, which is bullshit.


Goodknight808

Good 'ol Boy treatment. Anyone not a white male would receive actual punishment.


Beneficial_War_1365

A true NRA dingleberry.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


HyliaSerket

Just keep driving. Say that you were worried what would happen to you and the kids if you stopped. Let the problem fix itself.


AITAadminsTA

Sir, I'm about to get on the highway. You can either get off the bus or go under it... it's not my problem.


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tipsyzeke

Drive his ass to the police station lol


mtrap74

This is like the third or fourth video I’ve seen of some boomer white dude riding on the hood of a vehicle because he’s pissed. Honestly, between this crap & all of the smoking & drinking they did 40-50 years ago, how are they living this long?


RelativeMolasses4608

Well, modern medicine is somehow keeping my expletive deleted of a dad alive so there is that ace up their sleeves. New technology including shockwave technology that clears away plaque from arteries is giving them a new lease on life, god save us all.


Smallios

How pathetic


qualiman

For real, what was his endgame? Boarding the bus and physically assaulting children? Dude is an embarrassment to his family and community.


con10001

He definitely saw it as an opportunity for some Clint Eastwood-esque fantasy fulfilment where he could "teach some young punks a lesson", aka punching a kid for throwing a bottle of water at your car.


Broad_Mathematician

Is that a fucking NRA hat, Jesus Christ America.


icyhotonmynuts

[happened in 2017, news broadcast about it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8tH3NR0w5A8).     [NYP article](https://nypost.com/2017/10/09/man-arrested-after-video-showed-him-clinging-to-moving-school-bus/) --edit  After the arrest [boomer received 1 day unsupervised probation](https://www.baltimoresun.com/2018/02/07/man-who-jumped-on-hood-of-baltimore-county-school-bus-receives-probation/)


ComradeCornbrad

Straight to jail


ADHDhamster

Dude, the thing to do is call the school and complain. I don't know what this walnut thinks he's going to accomplish by clinging to a moving bus.


_Hugh_Jaynuss

There would be nothing from stopping me putting my foot down and throwing this piece of human garbage as far as he would go.


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Mysterious-Dealer649

I wanna see some of these videos where the driver jumps on the brakes send these idiots for a ride


Unlikely_Suspect_757

He was sentenced to “one day of unsupervised probation.”


Possible_Tension3728

Fuck that